What can you do when you turn 18? (117)

1 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4608 03:06

It was my birthday today, and I turned 18. So far I have:

  • Apply for Selective Service. Why did I mention this? Because pretty much every guy I asked the above question responded with this -- for several people, it was the first thing that came to mind. wtf?
  • Buy cigarettes, I might try smoking, but it's pretty unlikely I will. Too expensive :/
  • Get a handgun permit. I will do this, but I have no money to buy gun, so it's useless right now.
  • Go to a strip club. Waste of money, I have interbutt.

Anything I can be happy about, or should dread?

2 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4608 03:23

haHA, this was supposed to be in General. Whatever.

3 Name: LeDQN!/sly9iFJgg : 1993-09-4608 03:27

Moved to General.

4 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4608 03:43

lotto.

5 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4608 12:48

not be loli.

6 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4608 16:39

vote

7 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4608 16:40

vote

8 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4608 18:48

Have sex like a man, you wuss.

9 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4608 19:27

You can vote another idiot president for your country, YAY!

10 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4627 22:39

When you turn 18, you legally do the same crap that you have done for years.

11 Name: Brenden : 1993-09-4839 01:56

I just turned 18 and i can now gamble in some casinos, buy porn, cigarettes, dip, hookah/hookah bars, enter smoke shops and buy a piece or a bong/water pipe, smoke salvia (big waste of money), i can check myself out of school, be out past city curfue, stripclub, and buy redline (an entense energy drink that you have to be 18+ to order, oh and i can buy hampsters to feed to my snake.

12 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4839 21:01

>>11 good, since we don't need kids like you to vote.

13 Name: Kate : 1993-09-4971 16:05

rent a hotel room

14 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4971 16:13

Post on DQN like a VIP.

15 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4971 16:19

In my country the drinking age is 18.

16 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4972 00:51

You're old enough to do porn, so go do porn.

17 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4972 01:20

I'm gonna turn 22 pretty soon, and then I'll get to charge my lazer!

18 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4972 01:21

>>1
You can't properly appreciate a strip club until you're a lot older and have had plenty of sex, anyway. It's like fine wine as opposed to the cheap beer of porn, but I doubt you could really appreciate it at your current level. It's also really expensive.

19 Name: yeah : 1993-09-5020 13:10

Poop Sex!!!

20 Name: silent sage : 1993-09-5020 13:33

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21 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5020 13:38

in england you can buyt alcofohol

22 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5020 14:12

You can also buy a hooker.

23 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5022 23:56

>>22 I thought that if there was a lady cop dressed as a hooker, they don't care what your age is, they will bypass justice...

24 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5023 19:44

You now have a choice between voting and not voting!

25 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5023 20:11

>>24
not voting = a nice fine

26 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5023 21:28

>>25
Oh, so you live in the fine city of Singapore then?

27 Name: loz : 1993-09-5152 10:47

haha in australia you can buy alcohol when ur 18. and thats what im gonna be in two days:)

28 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5152 11:12

>>27
HAHA KID

29 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5152 22:46

>>28
HAHA ADULT

30 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5153 14:31

I didn't apply for selective service. I figured someone would call me and force to do it. Lol, hasn't happened yet.

31 Name: Not in Employment, Education, or Training : 1993-09-5153 15:00

>>29
HAHA MORTAL

32 Name: TrippytheTripcode!PYZX54X2L. : 1993-09-5154 04:06

You can send me some more money.

33 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5157 01:23

( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Wear mittens!

34 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5253 20:47

Get kicked out of the house and live on your own.

35 Name: J : 1993-09-5496 04:53

Wow, this is wierd.
you guys were talking about this when I was three yrs. old.

.. I'm just about to turn 18 in a few min.
Nice Info though.
I like the comment that when you're 18, the only difference is that you're doing it legally.

36 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5496 05:08

>>35

W-what? This board hasn't even been around for a month, buddy.

37 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5496 05:19

In my country, I can legally star in a porno before I can buy a beer.

38 Name: your face : 1993-09-5506 02:42

hahaha.. that person thought the 1993 meant the year 1993. I thought the exact same thing though, trippy. I'm about to turn 18 too.. woo!

39 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5506 03:14

>>38
What in the hell are you blithering about? What else would it be?

40 Name: jew : 1993-09-5525 16:28

go fuck a horse

41 Name: anthoy : 1993-09-5552 19:01

i can't to be 18 i will be and may 2nd so cootys

42 Name: gsf : 1993-09-5579 06:03

-get tattoos and piercings without parents
-buy cigs
-rent a hotel room
-casinos
-rent or buy a home

43 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5579 06:21

>>35
learn to dqn-time

44 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5579 07:11

>>1
You forgot get drunk in Mexico.
Oh well, OP is like 20 by now.

45 Name: BIGMIKE : 1993-09-5579 08:06

http://www.google.com/search?q=%22What+can+you+do+when+you+turn+18%3F%22

46 Name: kelsey : 1993-09-5602 18:57

you can adopt a puppy and go on the price is right

47 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5602 19:01

You can do drugs and end up on TV.

48 Name: Olddirtybastard : 1993-09-5670 00:40

KILL NIGGERS NO ONE LIKES NIGGERS!!!!!!

49 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5670 02:48

i like hally berry

50 Name: hahaahahah : 1993-09-5672 21:41

buy bullets

51 Name: Brianna : 1993-09-5700 03:04

screw men who go to strip clubs while they have a lady at home. their parents raised a spoiled man.

52 Name: ()-I-< im stewie : 1993-09-5707 13:17

good ideas

53 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5707 16:08

For me the best part of turning 18 was being able to buy dry ice.

54 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5707 16:38

Hey, OP's birthday was 3 days ago! Happy birthday, OP!

55 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5708 01:59

>>54
What are you talking about? It hasn't even been a month.

56 Name: lol : 1993-09-5734 04:02

Revisited 16 years later.

57 Name: hey : 1993-09-5754 11:50

hey

58 Name: you : 1993-09-5755 12:19

you

59 Name: 8 : 1993-09-5755 23:49

buy whiteout, glue and all that other shit that can get you hi

60 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5756 06:12

OP is now 21.

61 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5756 06:13

( ˃ ヮ˂) ITT: WHAT YOU CAN DO WHEN YOU TURN 21!!

62 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5756 14:10

>>53 lol

21- buy liqour, mawsh (a fitting captcha)

63 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5756 16:28

>>55
OP is forever 18...

64 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5757 22:09

>>63
OP is 17 again

65 Name: hf : 1993-09-5789 16:37

whats going on

66 Name: bOb : 1993-09-5971 14:02

you guys are dumb....

67 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5971 20:07

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ >>66 Interesting. That may well be the reason we post on this text board, we have no other means to say what we think, due to being "dumb".

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