It was my birthday today, and I turned 18. So far I have:
Anything I can be happy about, or should dread?
When you turn 18, you get a full right to be completely crushed and severely depressed. Also it usually comes with unlimited internet access and dimly lit room.
Nothing!
dude......... i was born when this thread was started..... now i am 18!
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With the unlikely exception of some lolis, everyone on DQN was born when this thread started.
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Adulthood sucks\but then it doesn't\but then, it does so once more.
posting approximately 17 years later. Hello.
I'm gonna go vote and buy lotto tickets!
> Apply for Selective Service.
I'm diabetic, so I can't.
> Buy cigarettes
No money.
> Get a handgun permit
I don't plan on owning guns.
> Go to a strip club
I prefer 2D women. And I don't leave the house.
Go to prison for fucking an uderaged girl
fuck yea im 18 now, time to do the same shit i have always done lol
Hehe can't wait till next month! I can finally DO SOMETHING EPIC THAT I'VE BEEN DOING FOR YEARS EVEN THOUGH IT'LL BE TOTALLY OKAY I CAN DO IT AND THAT WILL BE AWESOME!
Wish that I was 14 again. . .