What can you do when you turn 18? (117)

1 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4608 03:06

It was my birthday today, and I turned 18. So far I have:

  • Apply for Selective Service. Why did I mention this? Because pretty much every guy I asked the above question responded with this -- for several people, it was the first thing that came to mind. wtf?
  • Buy cigarettes, I might try smoking, but it's pretty unlikely I will. Too expensive :/
  • Get a handgun permit. I will do this, but I have no money to buy gun, so it's useless right now.
  • Go to a strip club. Waste of money, I have interbutt.

Anything I can be happy about, or should dread?

68 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5971 21:45

I was 18 when I made this post >>44
I'm 20 now. This thread really brings back memories.

69 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5972 02:38

What can do you do when you turn 21 besides tear up your fake ID?

70 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5972 03:47

>>69
You don't actually have to be 21 to tear up a fake ID.

71 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5972 13:57

We can spread my aids together

72 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5972 14:04

>>69 Fly an aeroplane

73 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5972 16:19

>>69 You could probably get into most regular clubs and casino floors.

74 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5972 17:28

>>72
You can do that at 14.

75 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5972 20:16

>>74
You can do that at age four. But some things are best only attempted in Iran.

76 Name: Macaroni : 1993-09-6014 05:00

About to turn 18 in 5 days cant wait.

77 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6014 07:44

>>76
You could hook up with me without me risking jail time.

78 Name: Macaroni : 1993-09-6014 09:26

whats risking you to get jail time?

79 Name: OmGIm18 : 1993-09-6018 15:29

Finally Turned 18. Also its me Macaroni. lawlz.

80 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6019 04:12

>>79
( ߄D) What the hell is your problem?!

81 Name: :P : 1993-09-6020 21:27

loosers

82 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6020 22:34

underage b&

83 Name: einstein : 1993-09-6087 00:42

my friend turned 18 today and she tattooed a unicorn on her back. it looks good

84 Name: gummybear : 1993-09-6090 06:39

become a striper thats what i did

85 Name: ⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠ : 1993-09-6093 09:44

Expand my mind.

86 Name: vadoozee : 1993-09-6102 04:42

what year is this

87 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6102 21:51

>>86
1993, of course.

88 Name: WooW : 1993-09-6145 12:21

wow this threads old 2010 yeah

89 Name: fewfw : 1993-09-6148 07:22

strong 17 year bump

90 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6148 14:58

>>88-89
No, you seriously can't be that dense.

91 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6148 20:15

>>90
DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO

92 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6170 00:29

lol i was born in '93

93 Name: wudafugg : 1993-09-6173 04:03

internet sarcasm has been going strong since the day i was born.
93 babies FTW

94 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6174 04:03

>>93 (AARP) REPRESENT

95 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6174 20:32

SONG THREAD HIJACK! This is now retroactively a song thread!

Title >>15
First verse >>22,19,22,16
Chours >>22,22,22,22,22,22,22,22
Second verse >>22,22,22,19
Third verse >>22,22,22,16
Bridge >>19,16,19,16

96 Name: wild Tail : 1993-09-6210 14:40

haha just turned 18 today, and no '92 FTW!! Lets see things to do when ur 18..... I started off by pissing off the cops XD

At 11:59PM Aug. 31, 2010, I called the cops on myself impersonating my father saying I was a 17 yr old run away, sometime this morning around 1:30 AM September 1, 2010 The cops found me (I hate the cops here) and attempted to take me hostage (arrest me) and at first they do the, hey is your name so and so, I said yes, they say into their radio I have the 17 yr. old runaway then some numbers. I said what? He said your a minor and there for I have no rights, then he attempted to arrest me, and I still got arrested.... lol lets see on the car ride over to the police station I told the cop he was gona be sued for kidnapping. Then he said "Oh, really how do you plan to do that?" Then I asked what time it was, he said what does that matter, then said it was 1:42 AM, and I said "I plan to be able to do it because you just arrested a 18 yr. old without reason. He didn't believe me, when we got to the police station he tried to call my parents who were still asleep, but he didn't reach anyone. K, so about 3:00AM or so I'm still bitching saying I'm 18 and cops can get arrested to for kidnapping, and by this time they FIANALLY ASKED ME!! for valid proof that I was 18, so I showed them my ID, they looked shit faced, got extremely pissed off, and had to let me go, and now I really do have the choice if I want to sue them or not now! =D (I probably won't but I was half expecting to not be arrested, and just walk away on the spot.) Anyways I made my first 3 hours of being 18 productive XD

97 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6210 16:42

>>96

You still made a crank call to the police, which is a crime, dqn!

98 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6228 04:26

I can smoke cigarettes and die for my country!

99 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6228 14:22

I DRANK HARD LIQUOR THEN THREW ROCKS AT CHILDREN

FUCK YEAH! ADULTHOOD!

100 Name: <3 : 1993-09-6335 16:50

Hahahaha, you guys are lame as hell

101 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6365 23:11

When you turn 18, you get a full right to be completely crushed and severely depressed. Also it usually comes with unlimited internet access and dimly lit room.

102 Name: ( ˃ ˂) : 1993-09-6369 04:02

Nothing!

103 Name: koutag : 1993-09-6392 23:13

dude......... i was born when this thread was started..... now i am 18!

104 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6394 00:31

>>103
With the unlikely exception of some lolis, everyone on DQN was born when this thread started.

105 Name: ffhbbbgf : 1993-09-6469 15:46

hgffbnbnvgxfft

106 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6470 03:08

Adulthood sucks\but then it doesn't\but then, it does so once more.

107 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6551 04:26

posting approximately 17 years later. Hello.

108 Name: Kelllllllly : 1993-09-6588 19:47

I'm gonna go vote and buy lotto tickets!

109 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6609 12:18

> Apply for Selective Service.

I'm diabetic, so I can't.

> Buy cigarettes

No money.

> Get a handgun permit

I don't plan on owning guns.

> Go to a strip club

I prefer 2D women. And I don't leave the house.

110 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6614 07:51

Go to prison for fucking an uderaged girl

111 Name: Jesus : 1993-09-6672 18:24

fuck yea im 18 now, time to do the same shit i have always done lol

112 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6673 05:14

Become a functioning member of society.

113 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6673 12:21

>>112, wwwwwww

114 Name: Joey : 1993-09-6694 21:21

Hehe can't wait till next month! I can finally DO SOMETHING EPIC THAT I'VE BEEN DOING FOR YEARS EVEN THOUGH IT'LL BE TOTALLY OKAY I CAN DO IT AND THAT WILL BE AWESOME!

115 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6695 02:15

Wish that I was 14 again. . .

116 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6695 20:17

>>110 Not if you travel to certain parts of the world.

117 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6695 20:55

>>115
not if you travel to certain parts of the world [hehe]

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