It was my birthday today, and I turned 18. So far I have:
Anything I can be happy about, or should dread?
wow this threads old 2010 yeah
strong 17 year bump
internet sarcasm has been going strong since the day i was born.
93 babies FTW
SONG THREAD HIJACK! This is now retroactively a song thread!
Title >>15
First verse >>22,19,22,16
Chours >>22,22,22,22,22,22,22,22
Second verse >>22,22,22,19
Third verse >>22,22,22,16
Bridge >>19,16,19,16
haha just turned 18 today, and no '92 FTW!! Lets see things to do when ur 18..... I started off by pissing off the cops XD
At 11:59PM Aug. 31, 2010, I called the cops on myself impersonating my father saying I was a 17 yr old run away, sometime this morning around 1:30 AM September 1, 2010 The cops found me (I hate the cops here) and attempted to take me hostage (arrest me) and at first they do the, hey is your name so and so, I said yes, they say into their radio I have the 17 yr. old runaway then some numbers. I said what? He said your a minor and there for I have no rights, then he attempted to arrest me, and I still got arrested.... lol lets see on the car ride over to the police station I told the cop he was gona be sued for kidnapping. Then he said "Oh, really how do you plan to do that?" Then I asked what time it was, he said what does that matter, then said it was 1:42 AM, and I said "I plan to be able to do it because you just arrested a 18 yr. old without reason. He didn't believe me, when we got to the police station he tried to call my parents who were still asleep, but he didn't reach anyone. K, so about 3:00AM or so I'm still bitching saying I'm 18 and cops can get arrested to for kidnapping, and by this time they FIANALLY ASKED ME!! for valid proof that I was 18, so I showed them my ID, they looked shit faced, got extremely pissed off, and had to let me go, and now I really do have the choice if I want to sue them or not now! =D (I probably won't but I was half expecting to not be arrested, and just walk away on the spot.) Anyways I made my first 3 hours of being 18 productive XD
You still made a crank call to the police, which is a crime, dqn!
I can smoke cigarettes and die for my country!
I DRANK HARD LIQUOR THEN THREW ROCKS AT CHILDREN
FUCK YEAH! ADULTHOOD!
Hahahaha, you guys are lame as hell
When you turn 18, you get a full right to be completely crushed and severely depressed. Also it usually comes with unlimited internet access and dimly lit room.
Nothing!
dude......... i was born when this thread was started..... now i am 18!
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With the unlikely exception of some lolis, everyone on DQN was born when this thread started.
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Adulthood sucks―but then it doesn't―but then, it does so once more.
posting approximately 17 years later. Hello.
I'm gonna go vote and buy lotto tickets!
> Apply for Selective Service.
I'm diabetic, so I can't.
> Buy cigarettes
No money.
> Get a handgun permit
I don't plan on owning guns.
> Go to a strip club
I prefer 2D women. And I don't leave the house.
Go to prison for fucking an uderaged girl
fuck yea im 18 now, time to do the same shit i have always done lol
Hehe can't wait till next month! I can finally DO SOMETHING EPIC THAT I'VE BEEN DOING FOR YEARS EVEN THOUGH IT'LL BE TOTALLY OKAY I CAN DO IT AND THAT WILL BE AWESOME!
Wish that I was 14 again. . .