( -) Hello, children!
( -) People are often wrong about things, but not me! I correct them for free, because I have a charitable heart!
( -) I use Arch btw
( -) I have chosen to insist my name be lower case on all academic papers going forward.
( -) I got a gf
( -) I'm a smug fathead and I vote.
( -) It's okay to be wide.