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( E-E) Hey, nice thread you got here.
( ά-ά) What, this old thing? Nobody's posted to it in ages apart from you.
( E-E) WAKE UP SMUG FATHEAD YOU NEED TO TAKE YOUR PILLS
( E-E) FIRE PANTS GIB BLSIG WHATEVER
( E-E) Okay, thread derailed. On to my next conquest!
( άtά) damn you.
( E-E) Wait, isn't this my thread?
( ά-ά) No and thanks, now I can feel smug again.
(⊺D๏) Hello. I am "Mr. Likes To Bump Character Threads". I do believe this is a character thread, so I would like to bump it. That is why my name is "Mr. Likes To Bump Character Threads".
( E-E) Hey, that's a pretty good gimmick.
( E-E) I think I'll take it.
( ά-ά) No you don't. I saw it first!
( ά<>ά)|D๏) NOM NOM NOM
( E-E) ...what the fuck.
( ά-ά) Mmmmm, tasty gimmick....
( EΦE) Not I!
( ά-ά) Ultraman? That dime store Dynaman couldn't hope to generate a stink like this.
( ά-ά) I'm so cool because I drive a Toyota Prius. They emit SMUG instead of smog, so fitting for me. BRAPPP!! That fart sure smells great.
( ά-ά) South Park is a vast untapped well of comedy
( ά-ά) Yeah, I'm here. And the PT Cruiser I rode in on.
( E-E) FUCK IT NO NOT YOU AGAIN. YOU ARE NOT GETTING 100 IN THIS THREAD.
( E-E) Wait... what?!
( ά-ά) Your patheticness knows no bounds.
( E-E) You're stupidty is terminal.
( ά-ά) your lamitude is legendary.
( ά-ά) You're not even worth a cent.
°>(Γίnί)x Hi ho.
( άtά) You again?
( E-E) Oho! A weakness to exploit!
°>(Γίnί)x It's off to work I go!
( ά-ά) Whoa, we're in the august presence of a Master of the Obvious!
( άӧά) I'm a big fat butt.
( E-E) could I see that for a second.
(@@Y@@) Go on, drink it all in!
(@@@@@Y@@@@@) Let me give you a closer look.
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( ί -ί) I really don't like the turn this thread has taken.
( ά-ά) I do
( ά-ά) I do.
i MnLj I now pronounce you Man and Wife.
i MnLj You may eat the bride.
( E-E) what
( ά-ά) Are you all confused and stupid again?
( ά-ά) So typical.
( ά-ά) And you're so stupid you can't tell that it is ^o^
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( E-E) Forgive me Fathead, for I have sinned.
i ά-άj If I were a tree, I'd be the tree that fell over and crushed my neighbor's car.
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i E-E jYou're such a fathead
i ά-άj Smug, too.
i ά-άj I'm a democrat!
i ά-άj I was working on Orca for the Romney campaign, too.
i ά-άjI voted 3rd party!
i ά-άjI don't need "Text Art" to look good
i ά-άjMy penis is larger than yours, therefore I am superior.
( ά-ά) I love how much better my life is than any of yours.
( ά-ά) You silly little people. You don't know how much you stink!
i ά-άjMy car is bigger than your mom's car!
i ά-άj I have Google Glass and I wear it everywhere!
( E-E) I hate you and your thread.
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i ά-άj I am.
( ά-ά) I let a guy know his password was showing.
( ά-ά) Then I told him to get out!
( ά-ά) That's what your mom said!
°>(Γίnί)x Can I have a stupid failure of a thread now too?
( ά-ά) No, Luke. I am your fathead.
( ά-ά) I just farted the first three notes of Pachelbel's Canon!
( ά-ά) You should get an asterisk tattoo.
( E-E) Because I like Kurt Vonnegut?
( ά-ά) No, because you're an asshole.
( ά-ά) I am the best forced meme so I don't even need to bump my thread but I'm going to do it anyway. That is why I am called Smug Fathead.
( ά-ά) Like herpes, I will always be with you.
( ά-ά) I have a blue checkmark
( ά-ά) I am the store clerk who installed the protective cover on your phone with dust underneath it
( ά-ά) I am the guy who excuses bad media just because some chick in it is hot. Even worst girl. Especially worst girl.
( ά-ά) I don't have any insecurities or worries!
( ά ◡ά) I just thought of something really obscene.
( ά-ά) slime
( ά-ά) So sublime.
( ά-ά) I got the microwave, got the VCR. I got the deuce-deuce in the trunk of my car, oh yeah!
i got the jewels, got the diamonds. but when i open my eyes i can never find them
( ά-ά) I don't have COVID.
( ά-ά) I had COVID, so now I'm immune and don't need to get the jab.
( ά-ά) I didn't wake up and think, gI'm going to start the year with some merry capersh - it just happened!
( ά-ά) That's because it's the flu, you are literally cowering in fear of the sniffles.
( άoά) I wish I killed myself in 2019