( ´ω`) Congratulations, Junior!
( ´ω`) You've won an all-expenses paid trip for two....
( ´ω`) TO NEW JERSEY!!!!!
( ・-・) ...
( ´ω`) Time-traveling is weird.
( ・-・) ... can I go on that trip?
( ´ω`) It's a one way trip, so sure, go ahead.
( ・-・) lol
( ´ω`) Heh heh heh heh
( ´ω`) I was busy with all my other threads.
( ´ω`) How's your one little thread going?
( ・-・) I hate you.
( ´ω`) Yes, we know.
( ´ω`) A lot of laughter in this one. It'll do.
( ´ω`) ksk
(・∀・) I wonder if I should call or visit.
(・∀・) Nah, he's probably fine. I wonder what's on the tube?
( ´ω`) Just piss in it, Billy.
( ´ω`) I'm outta here.
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(・∀・) Grandpa, did you know that bawitdaba da bang, da dang diggy diggy, diggy, said the boogie, said up jump the boogie?
( ´ω`) Now go to bed, you turdstrangling barcalounger.
( ´ω`) Once upon a time the Yankees invaded Hawaii. We quickly took it back with a decisive surprise bombing on their main Pacific naval base.
( ´ω`) So a lot of fighting and about four years later, we leveled a couple of cities on the East Coast from the air and the Americans surrendered unconditionally. I did my patriotic duty and piloted 5 aircraft straight into their ships--the last one was a twofer, so make that 6 sinkings. After that they wouldn't let me fly another one, on account that "those gaijin were on their way to liberate Vietnam" or something, it didn't sound important.
( ´ω`) We put up a good showing for a diplomatically isolated island nation with basically no metal, coal, oil, rubber, manufacturing capabilities, or manpower, in relative terms. That is what is truly worth fighting for, Junior, making sure the native peoples and tongues of Manchuria and Korea are brutally suppressed in favor of Tokyo's whims and dialect.
( ´ω`) zzzzZzzz
( `ハ´) ...
( `ハ´) I had hoped to barter for some soy sauce, but it seems these delicious baozi are for you and not your grandfather, child. Good day!
(・∀・) You should drop by the Soy Boy on Third & Buttlumps. They got the best soy sauce ever!
( `ハ´) Indeed. Third and Buttlumps, you say?
(・∀・) Did I fucking stutter?
(・∀・) There are two kinds of people in this world, and you're the second kind.
( ´ω`) Or tongue bath. I'm not particular.
(・∀・) Why would you need a bath for your tongue?
( ・-・) How about a lung bath?
(・∀・) How many lungs can you fit in a bathtub?
( ´ω`) Of course, I'm used to dealing with bathtubs full of children's lungs. If it's adult lungs we're talking about, it would obviously be less.
( ´ω`) If you get a variety of lung sizes in there, you can make the most incredible noise by lying down on them in the tub.
(・∀・) Grandpa, why do people bump threads that died a natural death ages ago?
( ´ω`) Buncha crybabies.
(・∀・) I know this story! It's about birds and bees!
(・∀・) Hail Asmodeus! La! La!
( ´ω`) The vast bubbling craters of boiling pus...
( ´ω`) ... But enough about your grandmother. What's on TV?
( ⊙ω⊙) WOW lookit those boobies Junior
( ´ω`) it seems today has become another day all over again.
( ´ω`) It wasn't.
( ´ω`)
(・∀・) I get it, you're God.
( ´ω`) Shut up before I send two she-bears out of the woods to maul you.
( ´ω`) Shut up before I summon a pack of dire wolves to tear you limb from limb, saving your head for last to maximize your suffering.
( ´ω`) Which book of the Bible did I put the dire wolves in again? Ezekiel? Eddard? Tyrion?
( ・ω・) The Bible's an exaggerated story. God is everywhere and in everything. There is no devil its all one thing.
(・∀・) Does that mean tribes of warrior women will fight over me as irreplaceable breeding material? Yes, please.
(・∀・) Nobody wants to repopulate the earth with more abominations like you, freakazoid.
( ・ω・) Entertainment Weekly says I'm loved by millions around the world.
( ・ω・) They even have contests with the store-bought Clonepas to see how long they can keep one alive! It's fun!
(・∀・) But Grandpa! You advertise them as "Your fully disposable friend that you an do anything to and not feel bad about it!"
( ´ω`) We used to catch, neuter and release feral Clonepas, but China no longer imports Clonepa testicles as a rare gourmet delight, so it's easier to shoot 'em.
( ´ω`) Incidentally, like tomcats, neutered Clonepas are prone to bladder stones, so we usually cut a hole further up the shaft so there's less likely to be blockages. Much better than them spraying urine everywhere to mark their territory, though.
( ´ω`) But enough of that. Who wants dinner? I found some fish sticks and chicken balls in the freezer. Just need to bread them and toss them in the fryer.
(・∀・) Grandpa, is it true that the rooster's left ball is usually bigger than the right one?