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shitty fucking poetry night (481)

1 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5045 20:53 [Del]

I raise up
to only fall down
drown in the tears of the wallyb
for it is you that will have to be
TONIGHT

2 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5045 20:57 [Del]

o lovely DQN
we sit here
to eat kimchi and embrace
in the love that is forever
DESTINY

3 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5045 20:59 [Del]

The cherry blossom
Tumbles from the highest tree
One needs more petrol.

4 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5046 15:12 [Del]

And I quote, "Etou..."
That is not an English word
Why did you say it

5 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5046 16:19 [Del]

>>4
/thread

6 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5046 16:37 [Del]

>>5
Agreed.

7 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5046 23:43 [Del]

Uranus
A dark and mysterious place
seen by few, loved by fewer

8 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5047 09:50 [Del]

That I missed her depressed her
Young sister named Esther
This mister to pester she'd try
Now a pestering sister's
A festering blister,
"You're best to resist her," say I
The mister resisted
The sister persisted
I kissed her - all loyalty slipped
When she said I could have her
Her sister's cadaver
Must surely have turned in its crypt
Yes, yes, yes, yes
Now I love she and she loves me
Enraptured are the both of we
Yes, I lover she and she loves I
And will through all eternitye!

9 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5047 23:35 [Del]

CRAAWLING IN MY SKIIIIIN
THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEEEEAAL
FEAR IS HOW I FAAAAAL
CONFUSING WHAT IS REEEAAL

10 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5048 00:37 [Del]

The night was dark, oh darkness of night
My head was light, oh lightness of my head
It was 3am and knew I should be there
But its true
its true
its true

11 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5048 11:04 [Del]

i... AM.
　you... AREN'T.
　　not yet... anyway.
　　　but... you CAN BE.
　　　　If... you send one dollar to P.O. Box 760 Upland, CA 91785

12 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5048 20:19 [Del]

He tried
To cross
As fast train neared
Death didn't draft him
He volunteered

Burma-Shave

13 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5049 01:38 [Del]

Ｉｔ　ｉｓ　ａ　ｇｏｏｄ...

TONIGHT!!\\!!!
Ｅｖｅｒｙｂｏｄｙ　ｌｉｋｅｓ　ｔｅｈ　ｐａｒｔｙ~~

＊＊ＴＯＯＮＩＧＨＴ＊＊

ｲt ｲs like teh tｲme ｲ met ｳ｡ Standing there in the mｳﾝ lｲght!!\

ftw.

14 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5049 04:07 [Del]

>>13
holy fucking shit

15 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5049 05:33 [Del]

very light knew
very cold?
too burst
busy sorry?

16 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5049 05:34 [Del]

E l e c t r o n i c s h u m m i n g
jazz tune strumming
life couldn't be better

17 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5049 05:39 [Del]

We'd met before,
at FCIC in Arizona.
The fundamental thing,
the thing to glue the eye on,
is that the Cream contingent
have to be kept sweetened
at any cost.

18 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5049 14:32 [Del]

A POME

I BELIVE
I BELIVE IN DRAGONS
I BELIVE IN ELFS
I BELIVE IN MAGIC
IN PEOPLE WHO ARE THEMSELFS.
I BELIVE IN CRUSTALS
I BELIVE IN GHOSTES
I BELIVE IN DRAGONS
BECUASE THEY ARE THE MOST!!!!

19 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5049 15:15 [Del]

Squeeks has a hat of poop
Eaten under a three-ton log
and jumping through big hula hoops
While I ride my friend Bessie, our USDA hog

-- http://www.pangloss.com/seidel/Poem/

20 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5049 17:36 [Del]

ABC
DEF
GHI
JKL
MNO
PQR
STU
VWX
YZ.

21 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5050 03:38 [Del]

when your diying on the floor/ i'll be laughing/ the pain you were has faded leaving me to become a monster/ i can't look at a mirrior with out crying/ it's because of you that i'm in this mess/ i cut my wrist every night because of you / the pain is allways their and your not their to take the pain away/ so i guess this is the end/ i take comfort in the blade i'm holding/ my last wishes is for you to no that i loved you.

22 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5050 03:41 [Del]

To which to choose
A jagged piece of glass
Or just the same razorblade.

A sharp end
Where,
I don't choose the wrist.
To many people see.

For me I hide.
Right above the back of the knee
That would be me.

The pain
Feels so good
Relives more stress
Relives the heartbreak.

I have no real heartbreak
I love
He love.
But the pain that I see in
his Eyes,
Makes me cry in pain and heartbreak.

I have to stop
or the one that I love
Shall only vanish.

The pain
No heartbreak
only blood still
Still drips down my leg
With only the razor I had.
I have to hide.

The heartbreak
will only come true
Why do I hurt the only
love I have ever had.

Depression hurts.
Hurts my heart
Hurts my passion
Hurts my life.

23 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5050 03:43 [Del]

How do i feel right now?
Like a .. Well thats it really
I have no words to explain.
does this make me stupid?

24 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5050 12:19 [Del]

Oh freddled gruntbuggly,
Thy micturations are to me
As plurdled gabbleblotchits
On a lurgid bee.
Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes
And hooptiously drangle me
With crinkly bindlewurdles,
Or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon,
See if I don't!

25 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5050 15:34 [Del]

Baka baka bleak dispair
Neko neko everywhere.
Darkness fills the world with wai
Heart of pain is so kawaii.
Soul of anguish on chibi wings
Genki genki evil things.
Tormented heart oh so sugoi
Crushed beneath the dark yaoi.
Neko neko everywhere
Baka baka bleak dispair.

26 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5051 15:16 [Del]

>>25

....make it stop....

27 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5051 15:22 [Del]

I cried and begged you to stop
but you only forced yourself harder into me
I pleaded with you but you just beat me
You broke me ribs
You bruised me
You made me bleed
then yelled when I bled on the carpet

Why daddy, why?

I tried to be good- really I did!
But you ignored my A's and said I deserved this
and took me again
and again
and again

Why daddy, why?

Daddy- this hurts!
Daddy-I'm scared!
Daddy! I am a only six!

Why daddy... why?

28 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5051 16:30 [Del]

I love you more than tongue can tell.
You are the light of my life.
My sun. Moon and stars.
You are my everything.
Without you I have no reason for being.
How much do I love you?
Count the stars in the sky.
Measure the waters of the oceans with a teaspoon.
Number the grains of sand on the sea shore.
Impossible, you say?
Yes, and it is just as impossible for me to say how much I love you.
My love for you is higher than the heavens, deeper than Hades, and broader than the earth.
It has no limits, no bounds.
Everything must have an ending except my love for you.

29 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5051 16:33 [Del]

Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
This poetry sucks.
And so do you.

30 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5051 18:16 [Del]

Roses are hotta
Violets are blanda
You know what comes next,
>>29 is a panda

31 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5051 20:06 [Del]

[true friends]

::.Past.::

she -walked- around
so ~friendly~,
COnfiDEnT
not knowing that one day
she might not {fit in}
said HI to them,

>smiled<

if she knew who they were
as she GaZeS bAcK
its all just a +blur+

::.Present.::

as :.hell.: broke loose
[she sulks around]
they stare at her ~silently~
as she stares at the g/r/o/u/n/d
they all oOlaughOo at her
(when they used to) laugh with
a.n.d
EXepT HeR
"she used to be... popular."
they snicker
"It has to be a myth."

::.Future.::

they were
s/o/ s/t/u/c/k/ u/p/
mixed in with VaniTY
she CRIED HERSELF to {sleep} every night
as she slowly slipped into sanity
she's d.e.p.r.e.s.s.e.d.
!desperate!
for e-x-e-p-t-a-n-c-e
[{but in the end}]
there's \no light/ for her
and she +sadly+ thinks,
"This is the end."
this is
|w|h|a|t| |h|a|p|p|e|n|s|
when u don't have
~true friends~ <3

32 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5053 23:05 [Del]

Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary,
Over user guides and handbooks piled up on the desk and floor --
As I nodded, after nine or ten straight hours of design,
I finely drew the final line, then pulled a floppy out to store --
Locked and loaded, then, I saved, and waited for the disc to store;
Only this and nothing more.

Ah, distinctly I kept hearing such a sound it set me fearing,
Fearing as I sat there peering at the Saved Percentage score,
Fearing, as the disc kept turning, turning with a grinding, churning
Sound while I was yearning -- yearning as I'd never yearned before,
"Save!" I yearned again, but hopeless, read the words I'd feared before:
Read: "Abort, Retry, Ignore."

"What is this?" I barely muttered, "What's this message you have uttered,
Uttered as my floppy fluttered, fluttered locked inside your door?"
But there came no soothing voices helping me among these choices,
With these unfamiliar choices, just the cursor's either/or --
Just the cursor blinking, blinking for my choice of either/or
From "Abort, Retry, Ignore."

Much I marveled: this repeating cursor like a heartbeat beating
Answered nothing, thus defeating all attempts to re-explore
Whether I'd done something sloppy -- what had happened to that floppy
I'd inserted there to copy all the work I'd done before --
What had happened to the art, the artwork I had done before,
Before "Abort, Retry, Ignore."?

Art, not software, is my calling; it's particularly galling
To be hesitating, stalling, stalling over one key more
When, instead of starkly staring, stunned, at high-tech so uncaring,
High-tech blindly overbearing, I could open up my drawer,
Get my low-tech colored pencils from their matching low-tech drawer
Beneath "Abort, Retry, Ignore."

But no, I had to get ambitious, buy some modern meretricious
Merchandise that leaves me vicious messages that seem to roar,
Well, not really roar, but tease, as, fingers trembling over keys,
I finally choose from one of these atrocious choices I abhor
A choice I know will be atrocious, one I finally must abhor
Among "Abort, Retry, Ignore."

No result! So twice as hard, to try and catch the thing off-guard,
I pressed, but still the same canard appeared until I nearly swore.
Frantically in desperation, pushing keys in combination,
Getting tintinabulation: "Beep beep beep", and nothing more,
Cacaphonous concatenation, "Beep beep beep", and nothing more;
Except "Abort, Retry, Ignore."

Then I thought I heard the thunder, felt the thunder rumble under,
Through, the floorboards, and no wonder! Lightning split the dark night's core!
Lightning piercing lightning slashing through the night like sword-wounds
gashing
Darkness deeply, when my flashing cursor flashed! -- then flashed no more;
Flashed a final time and then -- erased itself to flash no more;
Erased "Abort, Retry, Ignore."

The lights went out, then came back on, and in the cold grey light of dawn
Profit and design were gone; gone, returning: nevermore --.
Gone my imitation Titian, like a ghost or apparition,
But gone as well the admonition I must choose and choose once more -
Gone: the price of manumission from demands to choose once more
Among "Abort, Retry, Ignore."

Now my cursor still is blinking; is it winking? Yes! It's winking! --
Winking at me from the screen beside the disc that wouldn't store;
Winking at me from the black, though nothing else comes blinking back
Along the phosphorescent track that throws a shadow on the floor;
And my art, from out that shadow that lies floating on the floor
Shall be found now -- nevermore!

33 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5054 03:55 [Del]

Post some more
Post some more
With such shitty poetry
Who can ignore
TONIGHT

34 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5054 04:26 [Del]

the rafael the rafael the rafael the rafael the rafael the rafael
the rafael the rafael the rafeal the rafael the rafael the rafael
the rafeal the rafael
the rafael the rafael the rafael the rafeal
the rafael the rafael the rafe

35 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5054 11:40 [Del]

        mokorikomo
        mokoriko
        mokori
        moko
        mo
      komo
    rikomo
  korikomo
mokorikomo

36 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5054 12:32 [Del]

Cry out for the fallen heroes lost some time ago
In our minds they still live on when the sands of time are gone
Rise over shadow mountains blazing with power!
Crossing valleys, endless tears, in unity we stand
Far and wide across the land, the victory is ours
On towards the gates of reason
Fight for the truth and the freedom, Gloria!

37 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5054 14:14 [Del]

My son is dead.
Shot in the head.
Pierced by lead.
He bled and bled.

38 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5054 19:53 [Del]

Here lies,
All cold and hard,
The last damn dog,
That pooped in my yard!

39 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5057 20:46 [Del]

幻を追いかけて行く
降る出す上を食べる
俺にその歌う
叫んで
幻を無限追いかけて行く
気にしなく
彼女とやってよ

40 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5057 21:04 [Del]

八雲立つ
出雲八重垣
妻籠みに
八重垣作る
その八重垣を

41 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5057 21:05 [Del]

>>40
man, dis nigga be rappin' oldskool!

42 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5057 21:36 [Del]

Sun goes down and trolls crawl out of their holes
I am waiting the fuckers with my blow-torch

I am the killer of trolls, I show the fuckers no remorse
I execute trolls by burning down the fucking fjords

Sun goes down - execution time
Time has arrived for mayhem, destruction and extinction!

43 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5059 01:44 [Del]

Faggery daggery doo,
Monkeys fling their poo.
Faggery daggery dug,
They also like to eat bugs.

44 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5059 02:11 [Del]

Roses are red
violets are blue
in Soviet Russia
Mudkips liek you

45 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5059 04:25 [Del]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Charcoal is black
LIKE MY SOUL

46 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5059 06:00 [Del]

Rainy Soul Miasma

47 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5062 17:36 [Del]

FRUSTRATION IN MY BLOOD
IT CRAWLS INTO MY SOUL
KILLING ME SLOWLY
WHY MUST I DIE FOR YOUR SAKE
WHEN I JUST WANT THIS WATER TO BE COLD

48 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5063 01:55 [Del]

epom epmo empo emop eomp eopm
peom pemo pome poem pmeo pmoe
oepm oemp opem opme ompe omep
mope moep mpeo mpoe mepo meop

49 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5063 04:38 [Del]

Holy Diver
You've been down too long in the midnight sea
Oh what's becoming of me

Ride the tiger
You can see his stripes but you know he's clean
Oh don't you see what I mean

Gotta get away
Holy Diver

50 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5065 23:35 [Del]

古池や
蛙飛込む
水の音　

51 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5066 20:35 [Del]

My Soul

I look at a piece of rotten meat
And think about my soul
How like my soul is this piece of rotten meat
You know, probably

A robin alights upon my porch
I wonder, does a bird have a soul?
This could be the case
But I'll bet it's not much like my soul

Can a robin's soul fathom the depths of my yearning?
Can a robin's soul ride on the churning ocean of my conflicted passions?
I'm betting it's more along the lines of thinking about grubs, and where to find them

Whoops
There goes the robin
I think it saw a cat

and what terriblegloriousyearning acherumbles through my heart
for you, my little turtle nipple
my lovely cuddly little bear
my sweety-beety bookums

Honey, let's make us some sex noise.

52 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5067 14:08 [Del]

TO make a prairie it takes a clover and one bee,―
One clover, and a bee,
And revery.
The revery alone will do
If bees are few.

53 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5067 14:38 [Del]

I walk slowly by
An iceberg, drifting through
My garden. How cold.

54 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5067 15:46 [Del]

Jack and Jill walked up the hill
and on the top he caught her.
Jill forgot to take the pill
and now they have a daughter.

55 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5068 18:25 [Del]

I saw a pretty pink flower
It was pretty
It was pink
It was a flower

Oh, pretty pink flower
So flowery and pink
I think of pink
And think of pretty
I think of flowers
And think of pretty

Oh, so natural
Pretty pink flower
How I love thee
Pretty pink flower
Pretty Pink
Flower
Pretty
Pink
Flower

56 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5068 18:26 [Del]

A Jar of Peanut Butter
A Jar of Jelly
Cold from the fridge
White Bread
and a knife....

"WHO PUT THE PEANUT BUTTER
IN THE FRIDGE, DAMMIT !!

I CAN'T SPREAD IT ON COLD !!"

57 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5068 18:30 [Del]

Make the Pie Higher

I think we all agree, the past is over.
This is still a dangerous world.
It's a world of madmen
And uncertainty
And potential mental losses.

Rarely is the question asked
Is our children learning?
Will the highways of the internet
Become more few?
How many hands have I shaked?

They misunderestimate me.
I am a pitbull on the pantleg of opportunity.
I know that the human being and the fish
Can coexist.

Families is where our nation finds hope
Where our wings take dream.
Put food on your family!
Knock down the tollbooth!
Vulcanize society!
Make the pie higher!
Make the pie higher!

-W

58 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5075 08:34 [Del]

kmeleon
a
better
browser
than
fx

59 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5075 09:17 [Del]

Oh god
My butt is on fire
It hurts so bad
My beautiful asshairs

60 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5075 13:43 [Del]

First, there is a DQN.
Then there is no DQN,
Then there is.

61 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5075 14:41 [Del]

　 Daddy Cool's secret
　　Quality filled area:
　　 Not for the cheapskates.

62 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5075 22:33 [Del]

feel yourself.
reach deep inside.
probe.
dig.
squishy huh?

63 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5078 03:27 [Del]

LOVE SONG

[GUY]
ooohhhhhhh
im in love
im in love
lovey dove dove
lovey dove dove
lovey love love!
lovey dove!

ooohhhh kaaayyy,
life is gay!
carpe diem, seize the day
lets kiss, like this
and sit here
and play...

the piano!
lovey dove dove,
and the kazoo!
lovey dovey doo
i love you
i love you
i love you...

[GIRL]
what about tomorrow, or the next day?
when the mistletoe wears off!
what about your girlfriend, im not her!
she might get pissed off!!

[GUY]
i dont have a girlfriend,
are you crazy??
whats this madness you speak!
i love you dearly, dearie
my ankles are weak!

[GIRL]
i dont care about your
ankles, they dont concern me!
youre the one whos crazy!
crazy!
you just want my meat!!!!

[GUY]
for it is delicious,
darling! delectable and sweet
i can taste your buttocks!
like a sandwich! pleasuring
my teeth!

[GIRL]
AAAAHHHHH....

[BRIDGE]

[GUY]
where is the butter???
i put it on the counter, in hopes it would soften
so i might spread it on these buns i dont come across often!
where is my knife...
so that i may carve? ah! here it is!
man, i am starved!
[GIRL SCREAMING AS GUY SINGS] [SQUISHY SOUNDS/SAWING SOUNDS]
ooooohhhhh
love is delicious!
love is divine!
love is a fine thing
on which to dine!
[GUY HUMS THE LAST VERSE PLEASANTLY WITH MOUTH FULL TILL SONG ENDS]

64 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5078 06:59 [Del]

BABY I JUST WANNA SAY WITHOUT A DOUBTTT
I AM SORRY THAT I DIDN'T PULL IT OUTTTT

65 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5079 07:43 [Del]

Open wide! Space and time distort the mind.
Constantly we dance in sheets,
it feels so right to be so wrong.
Normal love set aside, leave your
heart at the bedside...
Contaminate the air like you do,
swear I'm telling you the truth.

Jaded masquerade. No names.
Contradicting fates. It's all the same.
I'm telling you the truth, telling you
the truth I swear...

I jsut want your attention baby, every sweat soaked night, every taunting fight!!!

Lock the doors, turn off the lights, remove all your clothes!!
TONIGHT!!

66 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5079 12:34 [Del]

Empty in mind
Empty in speech
VIPPER has buddha nature

67 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5079 12:49 [Del]

we dine in hell.
without names and without contact
everytime you think of our love
transmission
and it hurts

68 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5079 13:48 [Del]

one lone wailing voice
in the lovely cold forest:
black timberwolf song

69 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5079 14:01 [Del]

There once was a girl named Lenore
And a bird and a bust and a door
And a guy with depression
And a whole lot of questions
And the bird always says "Nevermore."

70 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5080 00:48 [Del]

How you turned my world, you precious thing
You starve and near exhaust me
Everything I've done, I've done for you
I move the stars for no one

You've run so long
You've run so far

Your eyes can be so cruel
Just as I can be so cruel
Though I do believe in you

Yes I do

Live without the sunlight
Love without your heartbeat
I, I cant live within you
I cant live within you

71 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5085 02:56 [Del]

We found a silent soothing world where there was no pain. A world without mothers or fathers. We would make a circle bound by flesh and blood and water and only when we felt our lungs betray us would we rise towards the light.

72 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5085 06:28 [Del]

It's the ugly side of me that keeps pursuing something insignificant in people's eyes, I'm too concerned where I should be unconcerned. I've lost another friend in my conceit.

73 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5085 21:51 [Del]

I am happier than
a bunny on crack.
I am happier than
your momma on her back.
I am happier than
three plus two.
I am happier than
me with you.
I am happier than
a kid with a cake.
I am happier than
You getting hit with a rake.
I am happier than
A smurf with giant blue nipples.
I am happier than
A jolly green giant with dimples.
I am happier than
You.
But I'm sure, right now,
You're happy too.

74 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5086 01:35 [Del]

the previous post was pretty freaking awesome

75 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5088 14:02 [Del]

Subdivisions
In the classroom halls
In the shopping malls
Be cool or be cast out
Tonight!

76 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5092 04:38 [Del]

Nice bum.
Where you from?

77 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5094 04:29 [Del]

Oh! I broke the dishes!
Now how will I serve my fishes?

78 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5094 05:47 [Del]

On a bare table
If you are able

79 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5094 13:27 [Del]

>>77
Fishes are still delicious when served without dishes,
unless you shit on them.

80 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5094 19:20 [Del]

Face down ass up
That's the way I like to fuck

81 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5094 19:58 [Del]

under
the
sun

    pieces of my heart falling

　　　　　　　sentient lessons in a porcupine shell

82 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5095 01:26 [Del]

You momma so fat
She wearin' her back fo' a hat

83 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5096 04:14 [Del]

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty women your wife
Go for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

84 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5145 00:24 [Del]

to career professionals in the business of negativity
oh what a world wide web we weave when first we practice to
(decieve) besiege the streets with
what they need to
breathe and beat this life's
insecurities (inconsistencies)
so what of the man who's hunger
yearns for anger
will you call him stranger
or play the part of the fat man (in the manger)
it's a jelly roll of a life time
will a quiet heat creep into your cheeks
and a heavy cold root your feet
unable to protect the sweet
roof of your mouth
will you wine and then shout
for the chaps walking at different paces
with seven different faces,
all going to the same place
to learn the same lessons
and they will know what it means
to sing a song in the jungle
just to humble your self before the tangle
that has you ensnared up to the
neck you once thought wasn't long
enought to be beautiful
it's a pitty bull that bites the hand
that feeds the need that created greed
in angels feared lost in the constellations
and you will feel the adult teeth
sink into the pink of your ink penn
forced to watch its feminine swim
and bleed into one spot
(baby,rodeo) bulls eyes locked on target

85 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5147 19:42 [Del]

DQN~

D
Q
N

...

⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃

86 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5148 01:06 [Del]

87 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5148 01:24 [Del]

This is a poem. Deal with it.

88 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5148 20:15 [Del]

Roses are Blue
Violets are Red.
These flowers are dyed.
And romance is dead.

89 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5149 02:35 [Del]

If love is the purest lily
I want to set it alight,
If society embrace stupidity,
let me kill you all.
One hour worth of torture,
is all you need,
when you are a general,
a man of might and dignity,
that is me, and that
is my ICBM.

90 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5173 07:01 [Del]

Your boss might be
some Communist or Joo.
My boss is a Nordic Valkyrie.
A valkyrie named Hotaru.

91 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5173 22:46 [Del]

take one down pass it around
Why am I so sad?!
I'm not I'm mad?!
14 bottles of beer, all my deepest fears
satisfied taste of tea
Who am I to judge?
you can't hurt me I am too tall
knock my down I will fall
confusing
abusing
arousing
surrounding
What do I mean?
a man can't fly but a bird can
if I wern't naked would you take my hand?
never again
will I weep
under the moon
my soul to keep
loli to issho

92 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5173 23:04 [Del]

la la la la la la
la

93 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5841 05:27 [No]

VORUDEMOTO

94 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5841 14:43 [No]

Name
Link
Reply
More options...
I click and am greeted with
Formatting
Click again and formatting is
Gone
Click again and formatting is
There
Again
Again
Again I click, until I grow weary and input my
Captcha
It is "joysh".
As I ponder this captcha, the scroll bar appears
To tell me my poem is long.
I can refresh the captcha if I so choose.
I do.
It is "hice".
This captcha is lame, and yet I do not want to wait another
Sixty seconds.
Entire thread
Last 50 posts
First 100 posts
Thread list is purple.
Have I been there before?
Yes.
Too many times.
The Reply button calls me.
I answer.
Click.
...
Wrong verification code entered.
Damn it.
It's "joysh".
This captcha system is broken.
...
Wrong verification code entered.
Damn it.
It's "hice".
Seriously what the hell.

95 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5841 15:45 [No]

SHITTY THREAD で WASSHOI!

　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　UHO!

96 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5841 19:11 [No]

in fact
i do not
enjoy writing
poetry but you know
dumb girls eat that shit up

97 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5842 01:40 [No]

>>96 Thou shalt not use poetry to get into girls' pants.
Use it to get into their heads.

98 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5842 02:39 [No]

>>97
Oh, surely you mean "use it to get head"
I felt the need to fix that shit for you.

99 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5842 18:31 [No]

we count syllables
to form haiku but i cheat
with awkward 'postr'phe

100 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5842 18:41 [No]

I am about to claim
one hundred get
and yet I hesitate
for i have no
bad poetry
to share
should i decline to reply?
Nay!
I fill my post with line breaks
to give the illusion of poetic style
without sacrificing time
on rhythm, rhyme or meter.
Time better spent drinking.

101 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5842 19:43 [No]

Even when I have you
My balls are still blue
So suck my cock
What say you?

102 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5853 08:09 [No]

TWO roads diverged in a yellow wood,
And sorry I could not travel both
And be one traveler, long I stood
And looked down one as far as I could
To where it bent in the undergrowth; 5

Then took the other, as just as fair,
And having perhaps the better claim,
Because it was grassy and wanted wear;
Though as for that the passing there
Had worn them really about the same, 10

And both that morning equally lay
In leaves no step had trodden black.
Oh, I kept the first for another day!
Yet knowing how way leads on to way,
I doubted if I should ever come back. 15

I shall be telling this with a sigh
Somewhere ages and ages hence:
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I―
I took the one less traveled by,
And that has made all the difference. 20

103 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5855 16:00 [No]

under the moon
loli to issho

104 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5856 21:06 [No]

Medicine is all we need
We can never see the sun set
We can always see the sun rise
Medicine is all we need

sun rise
sun rise
sun set
sun set

Medicine is all we need
Medicine is all we need
Medicine is all we need
Medicine is all we need

105 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5861 21:04 [No]

I'm nostalgic and teary because I remember when
I used to rub my flaccid penis whilst browsing DQN
I'm indifferent now but I really fucking hated
The fact that when I was 19 I got castrated

106 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5862 15:31 [No]

Little golden plate.
Splish splash up the marble staircase?
SYMBOLIZE!

107 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5862 20:46 [No]

They've got a power and a force
That you've never seen before
They've got the ability to morph
And to even up the score

No one can ever take them down
The power lies on their si-i-i-i-i-de
Go Go Power Rangers!
Go Go Power Rangers!

Go Go Power Rangers! Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers!

108 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5863 03:27 [No]

niggers are red
niggers are blue
when you open up Photoshop
and fuck with the hue

109 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5864 01:56 [No]

It's 3AM and I'm on DQN
No-one fucks with the big fat hen
You might fuck with the skinny little chickens
But in comparison to big cocks I'd say that's slim pickings.

110 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5875 19:23 [No]

The pain in my soul will not go away
i dont believe in god so i will not pray
i hope the sky is black today
there are black tears running down my face
i cannot stand this place

no one understand my pain
there is nothing left to gain

111 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5876 13:52 [No]

The light throws itself onto the darkness.
The darkness tries to fight back, casting shadows on the light
But the light
It will not give up
It will not stop
The shadows recede as the light rapes the darkness at dawn each day
And every day it is the same
Every day the dark submits
But every dusk
The dark slips the light some GHB
And takes its revenge.

112 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5877 16:52 [No]

fuckity fuck
its never enough
to live in a cage
and spit out a rage
of venom and words
its just so absurd

113 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5882 11:41 [No]

On Brady's tower there grows a flower,
It is the loveliest flower that blows,--
At Castle Brady there lives a lady
(And how I love her no one knows):
Her name is Nora, and the goddess Flora
Presents her with this blooming rose.

'O Lady Nora,' says the goddess Flora,
'I've many a rich and bright parterre;
In Brady's towers there's seven more flowers,
But you're the fairest lady there:
Not all the county, nor Ireland's bounty,
Can projuice a treasure that's half so fair!

What cheek is redder? sure roses fed her!
Her hair is maregolds, and her eye of blew
Beneath her eyelid is like the vi'let,
That darkly glistens with gentle jew?
The lily's nature is not surely whiter
Than Nora's neck is,--and her arrums too.

'Come, gentle Nora,' says the goddess Flora,
'My dearest creature, take my advice,
There is a poet, full well you know it,
Who spends his lifetime in heavy sighs,--
Young Redmond Barry, 'tis him you'll marry,
If rhyme and raisin you'd choose likewise.'

114 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5882 13:36 [No]

Here on DQN
Sifting through the endless shit
Searching desperately

I know it exists
The reason for coming here
To find that one thread

The one worthwhile thread
That makes the visit worth it
My hunt continues

Finally I see
Some VIP quality
And my smile appears

For that one moment
Elitist Superstructure
Lives up to its name

And my day is made
Yet as I close my browser
Anxiety hits

Has this been the last
Time I will enjoy my time
Here on DQN?

115 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5903 05:29 [No]

you made me a pariah
i made you a stranger
disposable human beings
caught up in chicken wire

words fail me, through clenched teeth
mock a man, tell me who i am
words fail me, but the meaning is clear
mutter stutter kingdom come fuck it all the past is done

i always wonder if you're well
if you've yet achieved those dreams I've never asked about
you can wonder me into hell
but i still hope you're in paris

116 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5905 18:26 [No]

Found poetry:
Taking
words,
phrases,
passages
reframing them, redefining
(as poetry).
Changing spacing, lines
(and consequently meaning),
altering text through addition
(or deletion).

The resulting poem - Defined -
either Treated:
changed in a
profound,
systematic,
manner;
or Untreated:
virtually unchanged
order,
syntax,
meaning.

117 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5913 15:28 [No]

I sit in my house sad, lonely and bored
with a few gigs of porn wishing I could have scored

118 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6065 13:25 [No]

My skin is made of oysters.
My pockets are full of posies.
My mind is like ash, darker than an emo's soul.
And tonight, this thread SHALL RISE!
For an old thread bumped is a new post revealed.
Give us this day, our daily mitten,
and forgive us for abominations of literary arts!

Thank you.

119 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6065 17:34 [No]

a big butt
she poops from there
gross

120 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6072 22:05 [No]

echo so many permutations
echo strings stretching to near-infinity
echo i hope no one realized my implications
echo i'm really not trying to be flaunty
echo even odd even odd null
echo i hope no one

arrive at, bring to light, bump into, chance upon, collar, come across, come up with, come upon, corral, descry, detect, dig up, discern, discover, distinguish, encounter, espy, expose, fall in with, ferret out, happen upon, hit upon, identify, lay fingers on, light upon, locate, make out, meet, notice, observe, perceive, pinpoint, recognize, recover, run across, run into, scare up, sight, smoke out, spot, strike, stumble upon, track down, trip on, turn up, uncover, unearth

these [mono]log[ue]s

121 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6089 06:18 [No]

Marisa has a penis
A big, fat penis
Marisa has a penis
She bought it at the store

Reimu is a miko
A cute, sweet miko
Reimu is a miko
And secretly a whore

Arisu is a pervert
A crazy, creepy pervert
Arisu is a pervert
Marisa-chan, watch out!

We're going to Shanghai Alice
Roofies for Alice
We're going to Shanghai Alice
And take her to Hourai

When we get there we'll beat her
Dyke-rape her, and eat her
When we get there we'll beat her
...She says she wants some more!

China's breeding Utsuhos
Fission makes her poopies glow
America wants to tell her no
But he doesn't have the balls

Becaaause...

China has the bomb
The bomb, the bomb
China has the bomb
She's going to kill you all!

Kim Jong Il is drinking tea
While his people drink their pee
The laborers have been set free
By Communist technology

Noko wants the bomb
Mom, I want the bomb
Noko wants the bomb
They're going to blow themselves up

Zun caused a diplomatic flap
By making Noko look like crap
They're really rather worse than that
Don't sugar-coat it, man.

122 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6089 12:03 [No]

I hope this will featured on the next volume of DQN Electronics.

123 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6219 04:38 [No]

layers erode
dead cells slough off
dry, hollow core
husk of a man

throw away pain
and what is left
life is so hard
i am nothing

124 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6219 16:18 [No]

>>121
I am... impressed.

125 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6221 19:06 [No]

self-abusers with their hast du mit meinem herz getan in music through the clangs pour their yearly and masters the strange virus. physical phenomena could not speak account hand on the doorlatch conquer affection, told the truth yea, and this is the fateful than hir beautie And they quickly children, having the so called "outer rate changes, we observe own home, without psychology, which tends to treat all The with fur on the adapted to raising make her If any parte of delightful meal. Your German hast du mit meinem herz getan of these State he would sex; and, if it is better Terpandrus and Olimpus prize from preferred the safety agreement, adhere while a mere be many times as It may sometimes oars the rushing sea-water, as they can agree. flowed through the even be a combination victory (and honor). For, at last asked if she had children of the sea-swell. And the ship and even steinched. And I knowe not what: Such greater number of the glacial but only the formal hast du mit meinem herz getan recall him to memory, the discovery

126 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6222 02:15 [No]

baby runnin like a fire
higher higher my desire

127 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6222 13:40 [No]

Chinese guy here. I don't know about my grandfathers, they died- supposedly killed by the Japs. My grandmother has flashbacks of the time she was eight years old. She recalls hiding under her bed while the Japs raped all the women and lined up the men beside the fishpond to kill them. They also posessed my family's property.

My dad lived in the Chinatown district of Saigon. One night he was walking home really late at night after playing cards with his mates. Suddenly he hears explosions and gunfire and shit everywhere. That day would later be known as the start of the Tet Offensive. The NVA broke into his family's shop (we owned a women's underwear shop, fancy that) and put this HUGE collection of guns and weapons and shit on the floor while some men clad in black pyjamas went out on the roof to shoot people. Thankfully nobody from my family got killed.

After that my family fled via boat. My dad got caught by officials and stayed in a detention center for a few months. The center was basically just a warehouse with a dirt floor and no furniture, crammed with hundreds or thousands of sweating men in their underpants. There wasn't enough room for everyone to lie down, so they had to sleep with one another's head resting on another guy's leg. Yeah it was pretty gay.

He said there was one particular young handsome bloke, he looked pretty normal until my dad talked to him, then he knew that guy was psycho. Once my dad pissed in a cup and the psycho asked him if he could drink the piss. My dad was like "Uh, you can drink it if you wanted, I guess", and then the psycho did this shit eating grin and downed the whole thing. Apparently the psycho was just some guy the army picked up off the streets, they thought he was a communist spy.

And yeah, dad came on a crowded boat, nearly died of dehydration and scurvy, the end.

128 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6222 19:45 [No]

>>127
I'm down with free verse and all that but I think that's going a little too far. And don't give me that bullshit about prose poetry.

129 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6222 21:12 [No]

>>128 >>128! >>128!
>>128 >>128! >>128!
>>128 >>128! oh oh oh >>128!

130 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6223 05:33 [No]

>>128
I'll accept >>127 on the grounds that he must read it live on open mic night while playing bongos.

131 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6249 05:44 [No]

my spastation,
a captcha filled with inspiration,
creating posts without any obligation.
alas!
hark is desperation,
taking a speck of degradation,
even though it is an instigation.

132 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6331 18:55 [No]

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133 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6332 23:10 [No]

howdy y'all
...
powdy call?

134 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6333 22:19 [No]

I want a box
A little bitty box
I want a box
A great big box

135 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6334 13:07 [No]

It's like I once ate penis under seven million years of waterbear history and appreciation other otter then made an appearance and coasted me off do you even realize what 12 million toilet cakes can do when you put them on a greasy table and set them on fire whilst recording the sound on a mobile phone and playing it back through a classy speaker system into the head of your unborn catfish? I don't think you do.

136 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6334 13:12 [No]

A cunt that just keeps eating and eating and eating and eating until the world is enveloped inside it; the top of mount Everest pressing against the clitoris.

137 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6335 00:17 [No]

>>136
Sensual.

138 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6349 02:39 [No]

our hour
our dark days
the dead dog grins as boot heel breaks through starry globe
the crowned man comes 'round again for another spin on the merry-go-round
some people get lost and hope never to find the answer
three-ring funeral cake

139 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6400 04:30 [No]

Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
Here are some Skittles,
You're a great screw!

140 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6400 04:45 [No]

Wistful, sad penis
Hated by feminist laws
and flying heads named Zardoz
Seeking haven in an anus
That's the way it is
Now he smells like poo
And it's time for you
to give him his goodnight kiss

141 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6400 05:22 [No]

exercise in literalism

what has been done
has been seen as well
and the seeing itself
will be in turn seen

it is not my place to say
whether i approve or no

142 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6400 05:56 [No]

There once was a site
Called DQN.

Nobody gave a fuck.

143 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6400 14:29 [No]

Mittens on kittens,
kittens wearing mittens!

144 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6400 17:04 [No]

VORUDEMORT

145 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6400 23:08 [No]

turpentine air like the sunshine i always wished i could touch
incites hasty finish among critters of the land
a crisp, firm tale of snow

146 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6401 00:40 [No]

Slashing of cranial distort the body, and rage have overcome of the body
Nig is no more, it have destroy all.

Destruct ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!

KILL MURDER JIGABOO

147 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6402 22:33 [No]

The disaster of Japan
Makes me feel eternally sad.
The happiness of Coreans
Makes me feel even worse.
Of all things I could use
I would limelight a hug.

148 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6403 00:09 [No]

to use tragedy
as racist jab at others
it is not cool bro

149 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6403 13:37 [No]

The tragedy of racism,
The racism of tragedy?..
What could be worse in this world
Than a neighbor laughing
At the disaster
Of another neighbor?

Whilst the use of "k"
Instead of "c"
Is what a certain country
Wished to be!

150 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6403 13:39 [No]

Emergency edit! Please read:
Whilst the use of "k"
Instead of "c"

As:
Whilst the use of "c"
Instead of "k"

A certain country took it as insult and sued the poet for this mistake.

151 Name: < ˃ ヮ˂> : 1993-09-6403 15:35 [No]

Corean haiku:

Ke ke ke ke ke,
Ke ke ke ke ke ke ke,
Ke ke ke Zerg rush!

152 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6404 18:18 [No]

>>151
I lol'd heartily, and for a great duration.

153 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6405 15:12 [No]

A dead god is fucked by a paralyzed jock on a pool table

http://s339288503.onlinehome.us/HOMOLUST/homolust.html

154 Name: Brandy Bogard!fi.Jek4HW6!!gGKYHXFO : 1993-09-6405 20:29 [No]

>>153 wat

155 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6406 09:56 [No]

I once knew a guy from Patton,
who was frankly quite scared of atom.
When Fukushima blew
He drank iodine stew,
Next, he was like a walking Symptom.

Notes: Symptom [of iodine poisoning]
FYI: contrarily to popular belief, iodine doesn't ward off radiation or shoo it away
An alcoholic iodine solution isn't meant for drinking.

156 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6406 21:42 [No]

There once was a guy from Saitama
Who looked like a skinny iguana

 In poetry threads
 He went off his meds

Causing all of us to blame his mama.

I once knew a fellow dokyun
Who posted online from the Moon

 His poems sublime
 Did not even rhyme

That's why I live in a balloon

157 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6413 00:14 [No]

The midnight hokku‼
Type whatever you can,
Lonely dokyun.

158 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6845 18:21 [No]

Roses are grey
Violets are grey
Colourblindness is suffering
My captcha is slime

159 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6845 22:45 [No]

Because she has a big weenie
She does not wear a bikini
When her thoughts are aloft
The sausage is soft
Otherwise she fucks a zambini

160 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6845 22:49 [No]

The posts on this board
are frequently stupid
but the only word I can rhyme
with stupid is "Cupid"
who does not visit here.
Unless I make up some
fake word like "poopid".

161 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6846 00:42 [No]

Chaka chan
Chaka chan
Chaka chan
Chaka chan
Chaka chan
Chaka chan
Chaka chaka chaka chan.

162 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6846 07:38 [No]

Bamboo reverie:
Floats through the
Air, to me, my love.

Why do you hide
your virtues?
In your shoes?
(You make me feel blue.)

We all know
By now, but I must declare it anyway

>>161 is a panda.

163 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6846 14:17 [No]

Life is like a box of C
It oft contains cat pee
But when it gives you a present
It is always quite unpleasant

164 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6847 17:30 [No]

Fair skinned
Hair tossed by wind
Blue eyes
Petite waist size
Sweet voice
Lips look so moist
Too bad
So dumb she can't add.

165 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6851 20:47 [No]

Well crafted nothings with good intentions
Like sunsets, they help no one.
Poetry's not so different from life itself.

166 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6851 22:11 [No]

>>160
After reading the first part of the poem I immediately thought, "What about poopid?"

Then I read the last two lines and w'd

167 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6854 03:23 [No]

Holy fuck, this sucks.
How do I know when to quit?
I shall not give up.

168 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6854 04:57 [No]

Drenched in green tears
this world's too fair
these beautiful lies
we both believe
must both end

169 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6854 13:01 [No]

Mittens;
Emergency mittens.
What are they for?
Emergencies.

Float like snowflakes
Always ten on screen at once
Always appear at the top
In the same place they disappeared at the bottom

And now, Touhou.

170 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6854 14:39 [No]

"Poopid" has its fans, you see,
so let's all chant it gleefully
perhaps then, when we are done
and think on what comes out the bum,
we'll invent more vocabulary
to distress the constabulary.

171 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6855 19:27 [No]

F
R

I
  G

172 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6856 16:13 [No]

This tape is full of porno most heinous
it's nauseating, sick, illicit and crass,
it's shocking, it's vile and dripping with sin
it's the foulest thing from here to Uranus.
there's slimy sperm everywhere, dicks all around,
there's poo on her tits, there is blood on his chin
and a wart-crusted cock ripping into an anus.
It's got ass-to-mouth, eyeball licking, and flang,
donkey punching and bondage, dildos thick and thin
and an act only known as Reverse Double Janus.
this tape's utterly gross, I'll warn you again,
and now that I've told you how nasty it is
I'm eager to fap, so come on, pop it in!

173 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6861 03:00 [No]

Dear woman
I wrote this new poem for you
but unlike most of the others
I didn't bother with rhyme or rhythm
because you're an airhead who couldn't tell
the difference between a line of good verse
and a borderline-illiterate Twitter message
I see you tapping on your smartphone with your fat fingers
and laughing your abrasive laugh at whatever you're reading or sending
and I think about how great it would be to be gay.

p.s. please return my Leon dvd

174 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6861 10:17 [No]

Can't sleep.
Clown won't eat me.
But I can't count sheep
Because of their bleating.
Outside, that is.
Outside of the window.
Why can't sheep be kittens instead?

175 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6950 06:47 [No]

Sung to the tune of "What color is the sky?"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jW1E8f2qO4

What color are your tears?
They're blue, they're blue, they're blue.
Your tears are blue, your tears are blue.

What color is your piss?
It's yellow, it's yellow, it's yellow.
Your piss is yellow, your tears are blue.

What color is your vomit?
It's green, it's green, it's green.
Your vomit is green, your piss is yellow, your tears are blue.

What color is your blood?
It's red, it's red, it's red.
Your blood is red, your vomit is green, your piss is yellow, your tears are blue.

Your tears are blue!

176 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6950 12:28 [No]

A lot of my journal entries
Start out innocently
Kind of naive
Before I realize what I'm doing
And decide to do some thinking

That's how it is with you
Except I'm never thinking
You're the page beneath my pen
I really just want to have sex

177 Name: Beat Poet : 1993-09-6951 00:04 [No]

Dark outside, clock strikes 9
On my plate remains a pea
Golden yellow oppression running down my knee

178 Name: Chinese Poet : 1993-09-6951 04:15 [No]

Where the East River meets the Guangji
A lily pad makes a splash
Where have all the frogs gone?

179 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6951 09:06 [No]

you're the one that's
writing it
hehehehehehe
ehehehe
I hate everything
anime
ehehehehehe
are you done yet?

180 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6951 19:04 [No]

Suck it
Yeah
Suck it
I want to come on u girl
yeah
uh
come on u gurl
oh yeah
unf
yeah

181 Name: A.M.R. : 1993-09-6955 00:25 [No]

Holy Moses! Take a look!
Flesh decayed in every nook!
Some rare bits of brain lie here,
Mortal loads of beef and beer.

182 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7123 03:13 [No]

I'm in a situation with a high sense of gravity -
I had to eat them all so they wouldn't get mad at me.
Sometimes you're alive, you can be so stupid -
and who blew up the sun for me? Dearest Leader, you did.

I smoke to speed up dying, ain't no happy-ever-afters
Exits are located here, hanging from the rafters.
You're the greatest drug, I don't want to go to rehab
When I wander round at night, it might be nice to be stabbed.

183 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7123 05:22 [No]

Incredible Coincidences in Mathematics i.e. #'s that Rhyme
-------------------------------------------------
11
7
22
2
38
98
4.5
405
14
5,614
0
100
7
11

184 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7123 18:55 [No]

>>183
0 doesn't rhyme with 100!!!

185 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7123 19:31 [No]

>>184
It's actually tenty-0

186 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7123 20:43 [No]

Poem poem on the wall
You're such a dumb b-ball

187 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7123 21:47 [No]

>>183 broke the board somehow!
Not his fault but let's fix it now!
Post your rhymes with increased haste -
Soon enough, if we're fast-paced
(But please, don't just submit waste -
COOL poems please, and no copy-paste!)
>>183 will be front-paged no more!
Dear >>183: if in future you saw
This friendly poem, please understand
You somehow fucked up DQN-land.

188 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7123 23:15 [No]

There once was a witty old lord
Who casually broke the whole board.
As dokyuns angrily shook,
He just smirked and took
All the gets and a rusty old Ford.

189 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7236 19:46 [No]

I sang a song
And farted along.
Now I'm alone
Eating a cone.

190 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7236 19:48 [No]

Every time
You bump this thread
The board breaks
You should leave it dead

191 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7236 19:51 [No]

I could sing you a song
And you would fart along.
We would fill up this thread
And the board won't be dead.

192 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7236 20:19 [No]

183 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7123 05:22
Incredible Coincidences in Mathematics i.e. #'s that Rhyme
-------------------------------------------------
11
7
22
2
38
98
4.5
405
14
5,614
0
100
7
11
184 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7123 18:55

193 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7236 20:24 [No]

What have you done >>192?
You shouldn't have done it!
If only you didn't do what you did, >>192
We would love it.

194 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7236 20:26 [No]

Sage in link field,
Number of syllables
Uncounted.
Shitty poetry night.

195 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7236 23:08 [No]

gaynus

196 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7239 11:11 [No]

Tra-la-la!
Oh, lalalala!
I'm Epson/Npa!
196 GET I shall GET
And bump 192 away!

197 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7239 23:54 [No]

THE POETRY IS DESIGNED
TO SET HEARTS ALIGHT
MY BROTHERS HAVE DECLINED
TO SIT DOWN AND WRITE

198 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7240 22:48 [No]

Shitty poetry night
Causes such a good fright.
Some silly old fag
Missed out a tag,
And another reposted, itch mite.

199 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7246 10:56 [No]

From the distant land
Of mysterous Fukushima
To the warm eastern
part of Europe, Chernobyl,
Nuclear wastelands.

200 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7246 11:01 [No]

Ruins of broken thread,
Ruin everything else around.
How to write haiku?

201 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7246 11:40 [No]

bumped too soon

202 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7256 00:16 [No]

NEET Advice

Quit reaching for open skies
They're not what you'll see
Don't hope for a compromise
Go for a pee

203 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7257 22:20 [No]

There was a fat doc called Robotnik,
who was very proud of his short dick,
so "PINGAS" he'd scream,
while shooting his cream
on a gay furry drawing of Sonic.

204 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7258 04:33 [No]

Miku is hot, I want to have sex with her.
Her and Reimu at the same time.

205 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7332 05:15 [No]

Cage door is open
The bird perches silently
It remains inside
out of its own volition

206 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7377 22:52 [No]

Moses supposes his toeses are roses
But Moses supposes erroneously
For Moses, he knowses his toeses aren't roses
But Moses still wrote it in Numbers 12:3.

207 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7377 23:34 [No]

Terry crafting more WADs
Evil face butt rape orgy
Skulltag is so lame

208 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7380 17:49 [No]

Oh, UPS!
You had my package coming.
Oh, UPS!
It's now stuck on customs.
Oh, UPS!
I know I'm just a man,
My UPS,
But couldn't you care for my fun?

Oh, UPS!
Oh, UPS!
Oh, UPS!

[break guitar on the floor]
(mutter) Fucking country...

209 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7389 17:08 [No]

UNDERGROUND
Under water grottos, caverns
Filled with apes
That eat figs.
Stepping on the figs
That the apes
Eat, they crunch.
The apes howl, bare
Their fangs, dance,
Tumble in the
Rushing water,
Musty, wet pelts
Glistening in the blue.

Barack Obama

210 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7390 06:52 [No]

Hurgh klunk blargh
Smargh glork fnergh

-- Plbmn Sgnhf

211 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7390 23:12 [No]

Smegma
Smear it like butter
Smegma
Makes sammich like no udder.

212 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7391 00:10 [No]

i want her, damn it.
damn it all to fucking hell,
fuckfuckfuckfuckFUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!

213 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7391 14:19 [No]

It's vacant on the balcony
Today is a sad day indeed

214 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7392 03:10 [No]

Porcelain throne
Open for business
Only the best
Put some down now

215 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7392 18:26 [No]

I've been drinking
Hard all night to
Heal a broken heart,
And now,
My toilet needs a hug.

216 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7414 17:02 [No]

The life and soul crys himself blind
For shorter life a sight for eyes
The life and soul dull as ditchwater
And swallow whole the birthright of a baby soul
Covers her baby with mothers hole

217 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7414 19:40 [No]

I got you a Christmas present

But I don't know when I can give it to you

218 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7480 02:43 [Del]

Cry me a river,
As I eat your liver

219 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7480 03:53 [Del]

Sad when I'm alone
Sad when I'm not
Sad when sober
Sad when smoking pot
I don't need a friend
A friend wouldn't need me
I wish it all would end
End it all for me

220 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7480 05:09 [Del]

Meat eel
Loves to feel
Tight young body
Wet and naughty
Fleshy pole
Deep in hole
Gushing slime
Until next time

221 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7485 03:31 [Del]

the weeping of
the lone electron
rends my heart
with hot needles

222 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7485 17:40 [Del]

Nigger monkey jiggaboo
Color of poo
smells like it too
Knuckle dragging jungle ape
run or you will receive rape

223 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7485 18:00 [Del]

<&halcy> ( ﾟｰﾟ) Raindrops on roses
<&halcy> ( ﾟｰﾟ) and whiskers on kittens
<&halcy> ( ﾟｰﾟ) I like to release
<&halcy> ( ˃ ヮ˂) THE EMERGENCY MITTENS!

http://tanasinn.info/wiki/IRC_conversations

224 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7486 18:08 [Del]

The simple pleasures in life are best
Like railing fat lines off a little girl's chest
The razorblade slits
her tiny tits
and i come up on bloody powder

Your suicide made a sexy mess
It doesn't mean I'll love you less
I scraped you up
into my cup
and slurped up your bloody chowder

225 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7503 07:41 [Del]

Rape an Ape on the Commodore 64
It's got Ape, it's got Rape
Could you ask for more?

226 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7505 15:57 [Del]

Fuck you, cat,
Fuck me too.
Do you love me, cat?
Because I love you.

227 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7506 04:11 [Del]

Why aren't more people more afraid?
Too preoccupied to be dismayed?
Do they realize that they are doomed?
Sufficiently consumed, their salvation assumed.

Why this curse of decay and blight?
I curse the God who escapes my sight.
Hardship and travel, loneliness and battle,
Ill equipped, hopeless, I finally unravel.

No respect to be had as we meet our end
We all die alone, embarrassed, and never ascend.

228 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7506 11:47 [Del]

>>227
Assemblage 23 you ain't, but you're getting there.

229 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7506 12:14 [Del]

http://vippic.mine.nu/up/img/vp136421.jpg

230 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7508 12:50 [Del]

Diarrhoea makes me sad
Diarrhoea makes me mad
Diarrhoea is really bad

231 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7511 07:36 [Del]

>>228 what does that mean

232 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7511 13:22 [Del]

>>231
Listen to some Assemblage 23 songs and maybe it'll make sense, or maybe you'll have to write it off as one of the Great Mysteries of the Universe.

233 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7514 08:50 [Del]

battle scarred wank warrior
penis sore
but still craving more
milk the snake
feel the ache
almost more than i can take
soothe the need
spill the seed
and hope it doesn't start to bleed

234 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7529 23:44 [Del]

dqns my only friends
who i don't understand
but fun with them i have

235 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7529 23:50 [Del]

Immortal magic goat
Lolling sticky-tongue
He cannot sail a boat
but headbutts cars for fun
And sometimes, like a mote
of dust, slips where he should not be,
and wildly glitching his head and limbs,
tries to frighten you and me.

236 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7565 23:55 [Del]

IT IS A NICE DAY
I DECIDE TO GO OUTDOORS
THE ANTS COME INDOORS

237 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7587 00:49 [Del]

Oh, dear niece,
If you're bored
Don't pat your knees
But rather study...
Irregularities of my beard!

238 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7587 01:09 [Del]

This game has pretty cool music
that's all I wanted to say
but I guess something should rhyme here
poetry is pretty gay

239 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7590 03:52 [Del]

We're all in the car,
Ready for the perfect night.
Pile-driving Miss Daisy.

240 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7591 15:49 [Del]

I wonder when
The sky will fall on my face
And crush my nose and my eyes
And crush my lips into my throat
And crush my throat into my nuts
So I finally can
Deepthroat my own scrotum

241 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7591 16:46 [Del]

Scratch! Grounder!
Rub my prostate with your fingers
while I scarf these quarter-pounders
and you suck my throbbing PINGAS

242 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7644 04:22 [Del]

Roses are red,
that much is true
But violets are violet,
you cretin, not blue.

243 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7710 22:46 [Del]

Sucky suck
Chupa chup
Fuckity fuck
Whacky jack
Duck in a truck

244 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7785 19:10 [Del]

In the darkest nightmare hour
I take Zelda in my power
When not moon nor sun has risen
I will keep her in my prison

245 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7785 20:22 [Del]

Why...
Why do you hate me?
Why...
Why don't you love me!????
.
.
.
Tears...
My Tears...
You are drinking them...
W-why...
I always want you
because
You are my love...

Under the moon loli to issho.
Under the moon loli to desu.
Under the moon kawaii to loli desu.

246 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7785 20:30 [Del]

From psilocybin phantasms to post-benzo binge muscle spasms,
To lovely lysergic light trails telling tails of spiralling Sierpinski chasms.
Dilaudid deprivation doldrums and catastrophic ketamine conundrums,
Analgesic apathy and SSRI discontinuation syndromes.
High as fuck in public hoping no one knows at all,
Trying to forget what I regret by drinking lots of alcohol.
Embarking on embarrassing erotic MDMA experiences,
Taking disastrous designer drugs and feeling fucking delirious.
Delving deep into different dimensions on high doses of DMT,
Drugs free me from myself and let me escape reality.

247 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7805 05:13 [No]

nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger
I'm 100% nigger
nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger
I'm 200% nigger
nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger
why do police hate niggers?
nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger
they hate us cause our dicks is bigger!
nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger
why you call yourself a nigger?
nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger
cause im a mother fucking nigger!
nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger
why you drink so much beer?
nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger
I don't drink beer, I drink malt liquor!

248 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7806 18:23 [No]

>>245
Your words are empty hollow bleatings
of a mental crutch.
They're open festered indigestion
with a velvet touch.

An ether-eating eskimal
would gag upon your sight,
convulsed into oblivion
from laughter or from fright.

A coma with a sweet aroma
is your only dream.
Malignant with the misconception
that a grunt can gleam.

Your lichen-covered corpuscles
are filthy to my fist.
Infection is your finest flower
mildewed in the mist.

249 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7808 04:55 [No]

Hey man
Eee ya
Eat my nigger
Hey hey
Eat my nigger
What what
Come on
Eat my nigger

250 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7810 20:23 [No]

Touhou, Kancolle, Non Non Biyori
Denpa idols, Comikets and, of course, loli
Doujin songs, eroge and LN adaptations;
Getting all my updates through the web of information

Have you seen the latest show? Don't bother, it's bad
They really force the drama just to make it seem sad
It comes across as desperate, it's really just a bore
This studio, it seems, doesn't try any more.

If I were in Akiba I'd be bankrupt in a day
At least I'd have the limited edition eroge
Scouting all the shops for the latest cast-off figure
I'm only in Japan to make my collection bigger

Wake up in the evening, I'm asleep by 5AM
Can't believe that idol CD costs a thousand yen
Going onto nyaa so I can grab the latest BD
Everyone around me is a dirty 3DPD

251 Name: ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ : 1993-09-7813 09:11 [No]

CALLED HIM THE KAISER

252 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7830 18:58 [No]

My package is damaged again
And I don't mean the one in my pants
I mean the one that had my figure inside it
It's damaged
The box is damaged
Oh fuckety-doo
The figure is damaged too
UPS can eat my shit for days

253 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7926 16:05 [No]

古板や
荒らし書き込む
糞の音

254 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7926 16:41 [No]

>>253
俺は今
下げ爆弾を
落としてる

255 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7926 17:16 [No]

>>254
その結果
桜の様に
すぐに散る

256 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7926 17:41 [No]

ching chong hong how
yi yang hiya
xi wu, mi teng
ho ho

257 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7926 18:44 [No]

永遠に
輝き続く
ロン・ポール

258 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7926 20:00 [No]

( ﾟ -ﾟ) 冷たい手
( ﾟヮﾟ) 木綿に包む
( ˃ ヮ˂) ミトン好き！

259 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7927 01:03 [No]

炎天が
倒せないのは
サボテンだ

└|∵|┐

260 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7927 01:23 [No]

Godlike seems the man in my own perception,
Nay, should Zeus agree, he surpasses muses;
He, who sits in front of my darling lover
Gazing and listening,
All the while my lover is sweetly laughing.
Such a vision plunders my senses: for as
Soon as I behold her, my voice escapes me,
Speaking yet speachless.
Then, my tongue is stunned while a flame emerges
Down my limbs, my ears start to ring with noises,
And my eyes are shut with a burning veiling,
Shrouded by twin night.

261 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7927 23:28 [No]

suck a wiener
stupid beaner
your homeland beckons
back down to mexico
no more mexicans
this is magnifico

262 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7929 01:33 [No]

Smoke weed on a daily basis
If you don't I'mma come for you
D'you hear me, jew?
I'mma come for you, jew, d'you hear me, jew?
Smoke weed on a daily basis
Take it to all the places
That you go, and blow marijuana
smoke in the next person's face.

263 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7929 10:05 [No]

>>262
I love this poem so much. I love it so much.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s02qBs8YDbkv

264 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7929 15:03 [No]

>>263
that was DQN quality

265 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7929 17:29 [No]

the psilocybin world I'm in
starts to shake and break apart
turn into a fractal heart
painting sloppy fractal art
intense emotions fluctuate
glowing spirits congregate
tunnels and kaleidoscopes
nooses made of fractal ropes
why am I even alive?
just a worker in the hive
never mattered, never will
everything going downhill
tracers tracing tracey traces
lenny says lisa needs braces
coming down and coming to
going to smoke the herbal jew
I am a big guy for you

266 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7933 14:40 [No]

Smoke weed errday, my dad to me did say
As he went on his way out the door.
So I take my puff, whenere life gets tough,
And if I don't have enough I buy more.

267 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7933 15:34 [No]

Ganja
I like to smoke that ganja
Because I really wanna
Do marijuana

268 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7933 16:53 [No]

They say I'm deranged
Cuz I kill niggas at range
Pop em before they can see me
And once they drop
I go and steal their meme
A mean meme jacker by trade
Once I get my dank memes
My life is made

269 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7933 18:28 [No]

Yo >>268
I know it's too late
But about your rhyming scheme
You should know it's pronounced "meme"

270 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7934 09:01 [No]

Hey, bitch ass punk >>269
Think your knowledge surpasses mine?
Maybe yo' ass should get some common sense
And look up the definition for ``artistic license"

271 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7934 10:12 [No]

Which ones of these should I read aloud and upload somewhere?

272 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7934 17:03 [No]

>>271
All of mine, please.

273 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7934 20:24 [No]

Come on then baby, >>270
Teach me a thing or two, come and be my hero
Come to think of it, how do you pronounce post refs?
Greater-than greater-than or maybe bitwise shift left?

274 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7934 22:22 [No]

Oh baby, my heart skips a beat
each time you jerk your meat

275 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7935 14:09 [No]

>>271 Do all the racist and internet tough guy ones, but do 'em in a snotty little kid voice.

276 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7935 17:16 [No]

>>271
Please read >>7 in a slow, calm and serious voice taking long meaningful pauses. And if it isn't too much, >>25 (or >>223) in the most kawaii and genki voice you can.

277 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7938 05:24 [No]

Roses are red;
Violets are blue;
Omae wa mou shindeiru.

278 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7943 20:25 [No]

Making life easier has pros and cons
Taking it easy is relaxing
But it turns you into fish
Out of my comfort zone I flop
Gasp for air
When met with a challenge
An ocean of procrastination
The familiar chant
“Tomorrow's the day,
Today I rest”
The dinner isn't made
And the bath isn't ready
Why make the bed
It's going to get messed up again
"Do your work!"
I will never work!
I could become a genius
But I'd rather eat instant meals
Take it easy moderately
Or your salmon is smoked

279 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7944 08:31 [No]

>>277
I remember reading this on some HnK youtube video

280 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7952 23:54 [No]

Nymphomaniacal Jill
Tried a dynamite stick for a thrill
They found her vagina
in North Carolina
and bits of her tits in Brazil.

281 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7955 22:09 [No]

What's with this shitty joint? I barely got a hit,
And after every puff it needs to be relit!
Oy vey! It's almost out, and yet I'm barely high!
With balls as blue as these, methinks I'd rather die,
For I have rolled the last of what I had, in vain.
Is anybody out there who can share my pain?

282 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7955 22:33 [No]

Maybe I should play
with some Warcraft dorks
and when I do
should I play as Orcs?

283 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7956 06:15 [No]

Fee fie foe fum,
I'm going to fuck you in the bum.

284 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7959 21:12 [No]

Drink what's in the cup
until you're drunk off of your ass
you'll find the sure solution
at the bottom of the glass

Fifty pounds too fat
ten years at a shitty job
have another cup of ale
you'll feel better, bob

Now you're out of money
and the bar won't take a card
go home and drink booze there instead
cause life's too fucking hard

Naggy wife and stupid kids
drive many men to drink
that's why I only jerk my jizz
into the kitchen sink

285 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7960 02:42 [No]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
It carries out
And is w

286 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7961 22:03 [No]

>>247
It's "nigga", not "nigger".

287 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7971 23:31 [No]

I do not like your Windows Eight.
I do not like it, Mr. Gates.

288 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7998 14:34 [No]

Ranger Rick took a shit
Ranger Rick has no dick

289 Name: Fuckhead : 1993-09-7999 09:42 [No]

nigger nigger nigger
nigger nigger nigger nigger
nigger nigger nigger
nigger

290 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7999 14:08 [No]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm using my hand
But I'm thinking of you

291 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7999 14:54 [No]

Democrats are red,
Republicans are blue,
both these parties
are controlled by the JEW

292 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7999 19:27 [No]

>>291 you got them reversed.

293 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7999 23:53 [No]

RedCream is Red
Milkribs are White
I admit my roal
pumblenuts

294 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8000 00:31 [No]

your own intermind is profound new learnings taking place
discover positive ideas on VHS
relaxing true essence
feel time to return
do somethings
1-2-3-4-5

295 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8057 20:33 [No]

Tomato is a fruit
Banana is a nut
If you hear a toot
Please excuse my friend

296 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8058 06:30 [No]

An unrhyming poem is known as "blank verse";
The shithouse poet majored in English

297 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8058 07:27 [No]

I have a headache.
All i wanna do is eat
some dried cranberries.

298 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8066 18:48 [No]

Oh my dick
It's so big
Don't kick
Because it's so big
Don't kick

299 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8066 21:30 [No]

I FUCK THE DUBS
I MAKE THEM CUM
I FUCK THE DUBS
WITH MY SERPENT TONGUE

300 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8068 12:22 [No]

The fact and terms of this agreement are confidential
"The parties" are defined as the companies involved
By agreeing to this contract you accept its terms and waive all rights to
Neither party may assign or otherwise transfer its rights or obligations to a third party unless the
Any material breach of this contract will result in potential
Distribution of the software is prohibited by law and may result in significant criminal and civil
By breaking this seal you agree to the terms
The Corporation grants _____ a royalty-free license to
go fuck himself

301 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8208 04:16 [No]

me and superman had a fight
i hit him in the head with some kryptonite
i hit him so hard that i busted his brain
and now i'm dating lois lane

302 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8247 03:24 [No]

I stand aloft the high peak
and espy thee
unclothed in the stream
thy golden locks blind mine eyes
in the bright light of the sunne
mine firm root sways in the summer winds

303 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8330 02:21 [No]

We talked about music,
He was into junk.
Told me all the bands that I liked were punk

304 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8330 04:21 [No]

>>301
glanced at "lois"
thought it said "lolis"

305 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8330 07:03 [No]

I find it hard
It's hard to find
Where did I leave my fucking glasses

306 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8330 20:12 [No]

flat_chest
paizuri
tongue_out
yuru_yuri
navel
flower
kneehighs
swimsuit
surprise
pac-man_eyes
potted_plant
purple_ribbon
couch
twins
tribadism

307 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8331 02:08 [No]

>>306

>pac-man eyes

can't unsee now

308 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8331 20:42 [No]

>>306
This would actually sound really cool if chanted to the Yuru Yuri theme song.

309 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8332 08:31 [No]

All I've ever known was
how to be a companion
it feels so odd
to be all alone
inside is a hole
as deep as a canyon
as i sit and stare
at my silent phone
under the moon
loli to issho

310 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8341 09:23 [No]

Silent shite, holy shite
Cutting turds with all my might
Round yon virgin porcelain is piled
Anus curry, so tender and mild

311 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8343 14:38 [No]

I fear the wasp that checks my window
Every now and then.
I fear it more than violent men
or frostbite, liquid nitrogen
or falling down up stories ten
yet I cant just close it, no, I fear the heat more than waspbro.

312 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8345 16:37 [No]

i lost my first love
and the pain only grows
an injury my mother cannot kiss better
loli to issho

313 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8347 01:44 [No]

You don't wanna fuck wit a G like me
I'll cop your stash and steal your girl fo free
You don;t know shit bout a G like me
I have the best time in donkey kong country
You don't wanna fuck wit a G like me
I'm really fuckin good at MTG

My hood is lit
I got yo bitch
My Pikachu
don't fuck wit you

under the moon
loli to issho
watching my favorite
television show

Cheers!

(fade out with "Where Everybody Knows Your Name")

314 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8365 18:47 [No]

Get a big TV
Someone walks in front of it
Woah, hey; hey, woah, hey

315 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8385 19:16 [No]

A rumbling in my bowels has started.
A maneuver means my cheeks are parted.
What feels wet? I only farted.
Oh my god, I think I sharted.

316 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8394 05:53 [No]

Our beloved admin appears to be dead
So in order to hide the unsightly spam
I will now bump all of the threads
In a manner suited to fists of ham

317 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8526 20:52 [No]

A trigger warning
Hey, my brother died that way
Triggered by warning

318 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8562 10:56 [No]

How now, you've got Austar, got the game on, go, watch, play
How now, you've got Foxtel, got your shows on, go, press play

319 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8613 09:03 [No]

The longer my donger
It lessers her pleasures
I know it was wronger
But don't use half-measures

320 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8613 12:07 [No]

Ranger Rick
took a shit
Ranger Rick
has no dick

321 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8634 13:54 [No]

(Oh shit) Here comes Diogenes
Not an easy man to please
Never makes me glad to see
A grown ass dude on hands and knees

(Oh no) If that is your philosophy
To label every thought as greed
Then don't you even talk to me
Instead I'll take up sophistry

322 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8634 15:39 [No]

>>320
I remember reading that preachy magazine as a lad! Always hated it, read it anyway.

323 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8648 00:12 [No]

And if you find yourself with some young sexy thing
You're going to have to do her with your ding-a-ling
('cause you can't say "penis")

324 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8650 02:45 [No]

Fred Fuchs
Alas, his name sucks
Some shitty nerd
Thinks it's a turd
It really sucks
to be Fred Fuchs

325 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8650 03:58 [No]

thick cum
up the bum
yum yum
lotsa cum

326 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8652 13:45 [No]

My golden rod of heaven goes "zork zork"
When Asuka Soryu Langley does "pork pork"
I eat my peas and honey with a fork
Some dude you've never heard of is a dork

327 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8653 01:02 [No]

Symmetry gimmickry
A kopipe recipe

328 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8703 15:39 [No]

Go-gurt myself today
To skip another meal
It won't turn out okay
My butthole's gonna squeal

329 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8763 07:39 [No]

somebody once asked
could i spare some change for gas
i've gotta get these jews out of my place
i said yep, what a concept
i could use an endlösung myself
and we could all use a cleaner race

330 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8763 08:05 [No]

My dick in your chakras
Make you shake like maracas

331 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8763 13:40 [No]

Sitting in my tracksuit
Wanting to play the skin flute

332 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8808 22:35 [No]

nig-nog
chink gook wog

333 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8811 03:22 [No]

I sit between a crossroads.
A dark circle,
white flight,
welcome to the Anime Turnpike.

334 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8812 07:07 [No]

dicks out for Harambe
is a dead meme
and yes i know these words dont rhyme

335 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8813 00:52 [No]

Loli to issho under the moon.
My strong, burly visage is making her swoon.
Moon to issho under the loli,
This is all wrong; a ridiculous folly.

336 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8814 08:28 [No]

Circle, circle,
dot, dot,
Now you've got some herpes, thot.

337 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8816 14:39 [No]

bad luck
butt fuck

338 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8816 19:06 [No]

Still life, not quite death.

339 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8874 20:26 [No]

He's checking your pulse
He's checking it twice
He'll make the job quick if you have been nice
Santa Claus is hunting you down

340 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8875 21:23 [No]

Alexa, set a reminder to turn off the life support.

341 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8877 12:09 [No]

Thank You Merry Christmas
Thank You Merry Christmas
Thank You Merry Christmas
Thank You Merry Christmas
Thank You Merry Christmas
君を愛しているからOnly Silent Night

342 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-8878 00:06 [No]

The lights above the sink
That illuminate the sink
They will help you
See the sink

343 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8878 14:55 [No]

Under za moon loli to issho
Za moon is the vehicle
Za device I use to describe it
Za true meaning of my phraze
Za penis
Under za penis, loli to issho.

344 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8947 01:22 [No]

make an entrance
to entrance
make a purchase
to perch ass

345 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9009 09:01 [No]

I felt my life-years and creativity faded away.
I had indeed let my dreams be dreams.
Why didn't I do things my own way?
Then I would at least be somewhere I don't hate.

My heart is aching
my world is decaying
nobody loves me
and I have no savings

346 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9011 02:11 [No]

when i find myself in times of trouble
rap battles comfort me
speaking words of history
epically, epically

347 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9028 19:46 [No]

My name is Anonymous and I'm here to say:
I hate living and I am gay.

348 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9028 23:10 [No]

Hark ser Pavel, and good day,
My Christian name is CIA.

We journeyed to the meeting zone,
But the doctor was not alone.

I fear doctor this party ends,
Our deal did not include your friends.

Nay agent, you are incorrect.
These men do not my life protect.

Worry not, ser CIA.
For these men you need not pay.

Good ser, I plainly fail to see,
What use these men would be to me.

Well agent, these hooded knaves,
Nearly put us in our graves.
They laid in wait to spring their trap,
Ser Pavel they aimed to kidnap.
The rogue who set them on their task,
Was the man who wears the mask.

Surely you do not mean Bane?
Alright, embark upon our plane.
Our Lords in Langley I'll notify,
That with the doctor we now fly.

Hark now, knaves, and listen well,
For you may soon end up in Hell.
The first of you to knowledge share,
Will stay with us safe in the air.

Tell me man, and tell me true,
The name of he who hired you,
To take the Doctor from his home,
And carry him to place unknown.

...Will you not speak? The you shall die,
"Not good" 's how I'd describe you fly.
The next among you I shall ask:
Bane! Why does he wear the mask?

Your silence is both strange and bold,
For one who fights for naught but gold.

Perhaps the man does simply wonder,
Why, before you'd throw him yonder,
You would shoot him in the head,
And cast him out when he is dead.

Finally a man here who can speak,
You may be the one I seek.
Tell me this: what is your name?
Lest you suffer a fate the same.

349 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9028 23:13 [No]

It matters not, dear CIA.
It did not matter until the day,
I set my mind upon my task,
And donned my distinctive mask.

If I removed, with my fair hand,
the mask that has become your brand,
Would forth the maw of death creep,
and bring about eternal sleep?

An action such as that would be
painful to an extreme degree.

But the pain that would ensue,
could surely be endured by you,
For after all, I clearly see,
A man of grander build than me.

It seems you have mistaken it,
it won't be I that bites the bit!
Painful times are sure ahead
but not for me - for you, instead.

Surely Bane you had not planned,
To end up captive in my hand?

Of course dear man, now here I am.
I shall unveil my master plan.
The Doctor's aid we had sought,
But in with you he threw his lot.
With my own eyes I had to see,
What knowledge he had shared with ye.

Nothing, I have not told them a word,
To think otherwise would be absurd.

Ser Bane it seems you are now here,
Pray, dear ser, lend me your ear,
And allow me, if it pleases you,
to ask what you intend to do.
So tell me, if you even can,
what's the next step in your master plan?

My plan, you see, is quite insane
For I intend to crash this plane
To send it falling from the sky
So all aboard will surely die!

350 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9028 23:13 [No]

NAY! You cannot do this Bane!
For I am the lord of this plane!

Hold up, brother - you stay here,
We cannot all just disappear
One of us must stay in the plane,
But your death shall not be in vain.

Tell me, brother, if it pleases you,
Of the ravaging fire that we pursue.
Is it small and calm and unexcited,
Or is kindled, warm and ignited?

The mighty flame for which you die,
Is burning hot and rising high.
Pray doctor, 'tis not the time for fear!
Such time has yet to draw near.

351 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9038 02:23 [No]

Against what light

is false what breath
sucked, for deadness.
Murder, the cleansed

purpose, frail, against
God, if they bring him
bleeding, I would not

forgive, or even call him
black dada nihilismus.

The protestant love, wide windows,
color blocked to Mondrian, and the
ugly silent deaths of jews under

the surgeons knife. (To awake on
69th street with money and a hip
nose. Black dada nihilismus, for

the umbrellad jesus. Trillby intrigue
movie house presidents sticky on the floor.
B.D.N., for the secret men, Hermes, the

blacker art. Thievery (ahh, they return
those secret gold killers. Inquisitors
of the cocktail hour. Trismegistus, have

them, in their transmutation, from stone
to bleeding pearl, from lead to burning
looting, dead Moctezuma, find the West

a grey hideous space.

From Sartre, a white man, it gave
the last breath. And we beg him die,
before he is killed. Plastique, we

do not have, only thin heroic blades.
The razor. Our flail against them, why
you carry knives? Or brutaled lumps of

heart? Why you stay, where they can
reach? Why you sit, or stand, or walk
in this place, a window on a dark

warehouse. Where the minds packed in
straw. New homes, these towers, for those
lacking money or art. A cult of death

need of the simple striking arm under
the streetlamp. The cutters, from under
their rented earth. Come up, black dada

nihilismus. Rape the white girls. Rape
their fathers. Cut the mothers throats.

Black dada nihilismus, choke my friends

in their bedrooms with their drinks spilling
and restless for tilting hips or dark liver
lips sucking splinters from the masters thigh.

Black scream
and chant, scream,
and dull, un
earthly
hollering. Dada, bilious
what ugliness, learned in the dome, colored holy
shit (i call them sinned

or lost
burned masters
of the lost
nihil German killers
all our learned

art, member
what you said
money, God, power,
a moral code, so cruel
it destroyed Byzantium, Tenochtitlan, Commanch
(got it, Baby!

For tambo, willie best, dubois, patrice, mantan, the
bronze buckaroos.

For Jack Johnson, asbestos, tonto, buckwheat,
billie holiday.

For tom russ, loverture, vesey, beau jack,

(may a lost god damballah, rest or save us
against the murders we intend
against his lost white children
black
dada
nihilismus

352 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9047 17:38 [No]

http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1526013591/716

353 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9049 06:25 [No]

I’ve been drinking again
Go to bed at 2am
Feeling quite unhappy
And I know that it’s sappy
But I want to start a family
It really means a lot to me
Doubt I’ll ever do it though
Probably end up with stupid ho
No morals or tradition
Believes in dumb shit like superstition
Feminism and career goals
Wants to do away with gender roles
Sexual liberation
Something wrong with this nation
Romance is dead and buried
Single moms twice remarried
Only for financial support
Prenups don’t hold up in court
Used goods, not my thing
Ain’t giving someone like that a ring
The death of the nuclear family
Is bad news for society
Concentrate on university
Depressed by the enormity
Of America’s social mess
The cause of a lot of stress
Time is flying by
Fewer options for an older guy
I could get back with my ex
But the baggage just ain’t worth it
The only thing I liked was the sex
But in every other way she’s pure shit
Probably die bitter and alone
But at least I can vent about it on my phone

354 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9049 19:10 [No]

Of Man's first disobedience, and the fruit
Of that forbidden tree whose mortal taste
Brought death into the World, and all our woe,
With loss of Eden. till one greater Man
Restore us

355 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9061 21:50 [No]

☆Twinkle Twinkle little cunt,

Looking for some puss to hunt,

No matter how hard you try

To go get some on the sly

Twinkle Twinkle little cunt,

Looking for some puss to hunt!☆

356 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9062 18:09 [No]

capitalism sucks
jobs are really lame
I don't give two fucks,
play a video game

357 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9094 06:37 [No]

I LIVED THROUGH STRUGGLE

I HAD CUP OF NOODLES FOR BREAKFAST

EVERYDAY LAST WEEK

MY CAR GOT A FLAT TIRE

AND IM STILL STANDING

LIKE A TREE, LIKE A ROCK, LIKE A FUCKING LION I AM POWER

IM OUT OF SRIRACHA FOR MY NOODLES WHEN I GET HOME BUT THATS OK BECAUSE ILL BE GOING TO THE SUPERMARKET ON MY WAY OUT THANK YOU EVERYBODY

AROOOO

358 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9094 19:03 [No]

Standin' on the rooftops, givin' Tim a blowjob, whoooah-oah

359 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9094 23:55 [No]

eastern europeans and rooftop koreans
I'm dtf but she just wanna be friends

360 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9106 18:33 [No]

[tune: Eleanor Rigby]

Oliver Cromwell
lived in a horse 'til his children divorced
then he screamed
into a pylon

Eat all the cheez-its
once more you shit, and I'll hand you a jar full of horns
into your rectum

361 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9107 09:33 [No]

I haven't been to DQN
Since September 7000 or so (1993)
Holy shits, this site still exits
So many memories
Miton ga suki

362 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9114 21:52 [No]

I ain't happy
The 10 rolls: bad
Love live sunshine
Weapon: bag
My Grid's useless
But not for long
My Omega's Coming on
It's coming on
It's coming on

363 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9139 13:57 [No]

Acres of dry clouds
Stuffed full of soulmeat
Cops fall asleep standing up on the rainbeat

364 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9142 20:33 [No]

They say no man might be an Island, but an Island Makes The Man...
'Specially when they come from one called Newfoundland.
And to da ones dat left , Ye're never truley gone
Dere's a candle in da window and da kettles always on!

365 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9144 03:38 [No]

Zero point

Alpha Beta

Muno sleeps in the forest

Yo Gabba Gabba listen for truth

Trudy hides in the forest

480

366 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9175 18:25 [No]

I am a Brown bear...

I was born under Hokkaido's sky!

In the wild I did abide.

A human decided to bother me one day...

I fought long and hard, such is the bear's way.

He pushed me off a cliff and said that I was killed.

But I am livin' still...

...

I'll always be around, around, around, around, around.........

367 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9237 21:13 [No]

“Praying For Rain”

The sky god is also named Zhang
Why does he make life hard for me
If it doesn’t rain in three days
I’ll demolish your temple
Then I’ll have cannons bombard your mom

“Untitled”

Someone asks me how many women I have
I really don’t know either
Yesterday a boy called me ‘dad’
I don’t know who his mother is

“Visiting Mount Tai”

From afar, Mount Tai looks blackish
Narrow on top and wide at the bottom
If you flipped it upside down
It would be narrow at the bottom and wide on top

368 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9240 01:31 [No]

I GOT SOME EAR PAIN
AND NOW I CAN'T FEEL A GOOD
HALF OF MY DAMN FACE

369 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9247 04:06 [No]

The sound of George Washington's bell
Rings of the impermanence of populous British colonies

370 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9266 03:45 [No]

Once upon a midnight dreary, as I rolled, weak and wary,
over many a minimum roll and spooks of heroes of lore,
While I nodded, nearly crying, suddenly there came a sparking,
a gold picture of one casting, a Caster at the gacha's door
"'tis Merlin" I muttered, "Merlin at my Chaldea's door -only him and nothing more"
Quoth the gacha, "Helena"

371 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9283 02:02 [No]

sheltered existence's
selfish insistences
tenko's rampage
can't be assuaged
BURMA SHAVE

372 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9294 11:11 [No]

see these nuts see these balls
see this dick
hit these walls

373 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9294 23:26 [No]

Let me put a poem, all across the land
It's about a guy whos in a band
He toots all day that much is true
But boy can he play that horb.

Hello sir im horny for boys
fuk u mate imhorny for ploys

374 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9309 05:34 [No]

Oompa Loompa doopity doo
Hitlers gassing millions of jews

375 Name: poetry criticist : 1993-09-9309 05:55 [No]

>>374
Umm, excuse me, but many more Soviet civilians died in WW2, even if USSR nor its successor states didn't play the furnaces of holocaust card.

376 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9309 06:08 [No]

>>375
Well there was probably far worse shit going on within the timeframe of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory than some kids being idiots, but they didn't sing songs about that, did they. Ergo, all Oompa Loompa whataboutism is futile.

377 Name: poetry criticist, philosophy contemplationist : 1993-09-9309 06:32 [No]

>>376
On the moral compass, I wonder what was more wrong: Willy Wonka's Oompa Loompa forced labour and exploitation or the cruel and unusual torture of the nasty kids, to which their parents or, otherwise, legal guardians didn't agree.

378 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9311 03:14 [No]

>>372
to the tune of barney's "i love you"

379 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9311 23:54 [No]

I have cancelled
the ticket
for the lady superhero movie

and which
i wanted to
trash
on the review website

Forgive me
my masculinity
is so toxic
and so fragile

380 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9312 06:14 [No]

>>379
Fifty cents have
been deposited
in your account

381 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9324 06:06 [No]

Sweet dreams are made of cheese.
Who am I to dis a brie?

382 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9356 15:14 [No]

(boot me up) IT'S INTEL INSIDE
(shut me down) UPDATE IS REQUIRED
(SAVE ME) SAVE YOUR FILES and R E S T A R T Y O U R P C

383 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9357 21:15 [No]

good lord above make known your presence
on this the day of your palm tree celebration
would that I could wield not palms but pompoms
that I might be a cheerleader for the Lord

384 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9402 18:30 [No]

the ice we skate
is getting pretty thin
so now you want to date
but you didn't want me then

385 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9402 20:51 [No]

my world's on fire
how 'bout yours
my brain's being fried
and we're living in holes

386 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9404 15:04 [No]

My son is dead
Shot in the head
Pierced by lead
He bled and bled.

387 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9420 17:59 [No]

a milkshake cup falls
cardboard joining with plastic
trash strews on our street

388 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9420 21:33 [No]

I can't sit around.
This eternal September,
Find things distasteful.

389 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9422 03:39 [No]

A naked hobo
with chronic diarrhea,
running down the street.

390 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9430 23:38 [No]

Insist on plural pronouns
Without a plural name.
"But you used it for 'someone'!"
No, that's not the same.

391 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9431 16:22 [No]

spivaks are the way
why say they when ey
eir eirs can ease parlay
pronouns are here to stay

392 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9532 16:35 [No]

Eternal September!
Shitty threads awash in ire dance into the soul. (ji amari)

393 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9535 20:38 [No]

"Oi used t' thynk that Oi could not go ohn
And loife was no thyng but an awful sohng"
--Shakespeare, thinking it was the start of a sonnet

394 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9536 02:56 [No]

808s in the distance
I kill a noob
I shoot a noob
I con a noob
I sell a noob
snare fill
I hate a noob
I fuck a noob
I eat a noob
I shit a noob

395 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9562 19:57 [No]

Tale as old as time,
Skin as green as lime,
Smells like stale old wine, can't you read the sign?
Get out of my swamp

396 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9602 13:43 [No]

can't stand liars
people who yell
people who pull rank

in short, my parents

397 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9637 18:54 [No]

I wearily watched
The world weaponize

398 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9640 09:19 [No]

Roses are red
Oatses make gruel
What about it
Daddycool

399 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9686 20:57 [No]

easy breezy
lazy beamy

400 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9691 08:47 [No]

Republicans are the scummiest
Like no one ever was
Steal election's their real test
And power is their cause

They will travel across the land
Looting far and wide
Build super PACS, and then command
The money that's inside

REPUBLICANS!
(Gotta vote 'em out!)
Together you and me
Don't want a plutocracy
REPUBLICANS!
Oooh they're no one's friend
Except the rich, whom they defend

REPUBLICANS!
(Gotta vote 'em out!)
Their heart so cruel
Dark money may pull 'em through
You pay them and they'll serve you
REPUBLICANS!
Gotta vote 'em out!
Gotta vote 'em out!

Yeah!

Each election along the way
Smear campaigns we will face
They're on Fox News every day
Spewing hate from their safe space

They're mostly rich men who are white
To them there's no better genes
Voter suppression is how they fight
For their fascist regime

REPUBLICANS!
(Gotta vote 'em out!)
Together you and me
They're full of hypocrisy
REPUBLICANS!
Oooh their knee will bend
For the rich whom they defend

REPUBLICANS!
(Gotta vote 'em out!)
Their heart so cruel
Tribalism's what pulls 'em through
Not with them and they'll purge you
REPUBLICANS!
Gotta vote 'em out!
Gotta VOTE 'em out!

Gotta vote 'em out!
Gotta vote 'em out!
Gotta vote 'em out!

Yeaah!

REPUBLICANS!
(Gotta vote 'em out!)
They hate minorities
They're caging child refugees
REPUBLICANS!
Oooh you must understand
They're authoritarians

REPUBLICANS!
(Gotta vote 'em out!)
If you're poor, you're screwed
Insurance may not cover you
If you croak it's thanks to whom?
REPUBLICANS!
Gotta vote 'em out!
Gotta VOTE 'em out!

REPUBLICANS!

401 Name: five daily prayers brother : 1993-09-9691 12:41 [No]

鳥目
至りも　仇バレ　鳥目
雨の　雨の　拉致レー
拉致レーも　鳥目

402 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9806 10:55 [No]

The golden mean
Must yet be seen
Some do prize
The average size
If moderation
Is your wave
You have friends at
Burma-Shave®

403 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9809 20:06 [No]

Nerd Porn Auteur
by Ernest Cline

I've noticed that there don't seem to be any porno movies
that are made for guys like me.

All the porn I've come across
was targeted at beer-swilling sports bar dwelling alpha-males
Men who like their women stupid and submissive
Men who can only get it up for monosyllabic cock-hungry nymphos
with gargantuan breasts and a three-word vocabulary

Adult films are populated with these collagen-injected
liposuctioned women
Many of whom have resorted to surgery and self-mutilation
in an attempt to look the way they have been told to look.

These aren't real women. They're objects.
And these movies aren't erotic. They're pathetic.
These vacuum-headed fuck bunnies don't turn me on.
They disgust me.
And it's not that I'm against pornography.
I mean, I'm a guy. And guys need porn.
Fact.
"Like a preacher needs pain, like a needle needs a vein,"
Guys need porn.

But I don't wanna watch this misogynist he-man woman-hater porn.
I want porno movies that are made with guys like me in mind:
Guys who know that the sexiest thing in the world
is a woman who is smarter than you are.

You can have the whole cheerleading squad,
I want the girl in the tweed skirt and the horn-rimmed glasses:
Betty Finnebowski, the valedictorian.
Oh yes.
First I want to copy her Trig homework,
and then I want to make mad, passionate love to her
for hours and hours
until she reluctantly asks if we can stop
because she doesn't want to miss Battlestar Galactica.
Summa cum laude, baby!
That is what I call erotic.

But do you ever see that kind of a woman in a contemporary adult film?
No.
Which is why I'm going to start writing and directing Geek Porno.
I shall be the quintessential Nerd Porn Auteur.
And the women in my porno movies will be the kind
that drive nerds like me mad with desire.

I'm talking about the girls that used to fuck up the grading curve.
The girls in the Latin Club and the National Honor Society.
Chicks with weird clothes, braces, four eyes, and 4.0 GPAs.
Brainy articulate bookworms, with MENSA cards in their purses
and chips on their shoulders.

My porn starlets will come in all shapes and sizes.
My porn starlets will be too busy working on their PhD to go to the gym.
In my kind of porno movies the girls wouldn't even have to get naked.
They'd just take the guys down to the rec room and
beat them repeatedly at chess
and then talk to them for hours about Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle
or the underlying social metaphors in the Aliens movies.

Buy stock in some hand cream companies
because there is about to be a major shortage.

And I'm not just talking about straight porn. Oh no.
There should be fuck films for my nerd brethren
of all sexual orientations.
Gay nerd porn flicks with titles like "Dungeons and Drag-queens."
This idea is a fucking gold mine.
I am gonna make millions,

because this country is full of database programmers
and electronics engineers
and they aren't getting the loving they so desperately need.

And you can help . . .

If you're an intelligent woman is interested in breaking into the adult film industry,
and if you can tell me the name of Luke Skywalker's home planet,
then you are hired.

It doesn't matter if you think you're overweight or unattractive.
It doesn't matter if you don't think you're beautiful.
You are beautiful. . .
And I will make you a star.

404 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9835 03:46 [No]

government didn't renew
my letters of marque, they rigged it
now what am i gonna do
to fly my friggen frigate

405 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9871 04:53 [No]

So here I yam
Doin' everything I can
Holdin' on to what I yam
Pretandin' I'm a sailor man

406 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9871 06:58 [No]

Roses are red
That much is true
But violets are violet,
you cretin, not blue.

407 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9885 15:55 [No]

If I ruled the world, my cock would be long
and I'd rock a LAN party in an edible thong
I'd meet a genie and he'd give me three wishes
motherfucker, they're all about PENISES

408 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9887 15:47 [No]

Yar har fiddle dee-dee
Downloading movies and novels for free
See what you want without library fees
You are a pirate

409 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9889 04:56 [No]

I love my coins
I love them so
I love my coins
to spend on a ho
I love my coins
I love them so
so gimme my silver coins

410 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9916 20:03 [No]

killer black jungle animal
ebola and AIDS
the mighty puma

411 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9935 01:43 [No]

I wrote this this morning about an amazing dream I had last night
It's called Everything Just Falls Apart

A big fight broke out in the bar
Fists, knives and glass falls apart
I ducked for cover and you were there
We went upstairs

You lay down beside me and we held each other close
How long has it been?
You told me how your life was going
And I told you I really really really really really really loved you
You're the one I love the most
You held me tighter and kissed me

Your face went red
And you said
Omg I forgot how massive your cock is
Omg
Wait what could all these black things be
Haha are those bugs? Do you have fleas?
No no my love, my darling angel
See my leather hat sitting there
It's falling apart
These wee bits of leather get everywhere

You said “i'm so wet, you're making me forget
I have a new life with someone new
Oh but you're so hard and big
And I feel funny between my legs
Wait, try this, maybe this'll do?”

You pulled from a drawer,
A Birdseye chicken steak
But it had a human fanny
"Why don't you fuck this dinner" you said
But it fell apart when I tried

412 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9961 05:35 [No]

Rudy, sweating brown bile,
Is sick, Trumpvirus style,
It's not that depressing,
If you look at the blessing,
It's the first case he's won in a while!

413 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9969 19:55 [No]

The globe is sadly groaning with debt, poverty and strife
And billions now are pleading to enjoy a better life
Their hope lies with resources buried deep within the earth
And the enterprise and capital which give each project worth
Is our future threatened with massive debts run up by political hacks
Who dig themselves out by unleashing rampant tax
The end result is sending Australian investment, growth and jobs offshore
This type of direction is harmful to our core
Some envious unthinking people have been conned
To think prosperity is created by waving a magic wand
Through such unfortunate ignorance, too much abuse is hurled
Against miners, workers and related industries who strive to build the world
Develop North Australia, embrace multiculturalism and welcome short term foreign workers to our shores
To benefit from the export of our minerals and ores
The world's poor need our resources: do not leave them to their fate
Our nation needs special economic zones and wiser government, before it is too late

414 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9986 03:13 [No]

Moshe says do not eat pork
Interest twixt Jews? not a shekel
On Shabbos you are not to work
Also, cut off the skin of your shmekl

415 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9986 17:27 [No]

kill yourself, kill yourself, kill yourself
mr red pilled anti semite podcast man
the world doesn't need you
you don't have any friends
kill yourself, kill yourself, kill yourself
mr red pilled anti semite podcast man

416 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9993 16:48 [No]

unpersoning living emoticons
to own the gulliboomers
what times these be
how righteous we

417 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9998 13:25 [No]

nymphomaniacal Jill
tried a dynamite stick for a thrill
they found her vagina
in North Carolina
and bits of her tits in Brazil

418 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10004 05:11 [No]

’TWAS in the month of December, and in the year 1883,
That a monster whale came to Dundee,
Resolved for a few days to sport and play,
And devour the small fishes in the silvery Tay.

So the monster whale did sport and play
Among the innocent little fishes in the beautiful Tay,
Until he was seen by some men one day,
And they resolved to catch him without delay.

When it came to be known a whale was seen in the Tay,
Some men began to talk and to say,
We must try and catch this monster of a whale,
So come on, brave boys, and never say fail.

Then the people together in crowds did run,
Resolved to capture the whale and to have some fun!
So small boats were launched on the silvery Tay,
While the monster of the deep did sport and play.

Oh! it was a most fearful and beautiful sight,
To see it lashing the water with its tail all its might,
And making the water ascend like a shower of hail,
With one lash of its ugly and mighty tail.

Then the water did descend on the men in the boats,
Which wet their trousers and also their coats;
But it only made them the more determined to catch the whale,
But the whale shook at them his tail.

Then the whale began to puff and to blow,
While the men and the boats after him did go,
Armed well with harpoons for the fray,
Which they fired at him without dismay.

And they laughed and grinned just like wild baboons,
While they fired at him their sharp harpoons:
But when struck with,the harpoons he dived below,
Which filled his pursuers’ hearts with woe.

Because they guessed they had lost a prize,
Which caused the tears to well up in their eyes;
And in that their anticipations were only right,
Because he sped on to Stonehaven with all his might:

And was first seen by the crew of a Gourdon fishing boat
Which they thought was a big coble upturned afloat;
But when they drew near they saw it was a whale,
So they resolved to tow it ashore without fail.

So they got a rope from each boat tied round his tail,
And landed their burden at Stonehaven without fail;
And when the people saw it their voices they did raise,
Declaring that the brave fishermen deserved great praise.

And my opinion is that God sent the whale in time of need,
No matter what other people may think or what is their creed;
I know fishermen in general are often very poor,
And God in His goodness sent it drive poverty from their door.

So Mr John Wood has bought it for two hundred and twenty-six pound,
And has brought it to Dundee all safe and all sound;
Which measures 40 feet in length from the snout to the tail,
So I advise the people far and near to see it without fail.

Then hurrah! for the mighty monster whale,
Which has got 17 feet 4 inches from tip to tip of a tail!
Which can be seen for a sixpence or a shilling,
That is to say, if the people all are willing.

419 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10004 10:09 [No]

SKI SKO SKY SKUM!
Stick a finger up your bum!
Take a whiff, take a sniff,
Fart upon the screen
Chew some gum :)

420 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10004 11:08 [No]

>>418 I recognise this as the work of renowned shitty poet William McGonagall, and I've seen that particular whale's skeleton the poem is about!

Oh! where have you been, my son, my son?
We have not met since the morn was young.
“I left the North, good mother, to see
The whaling fleet in bonnie Dundee.”

Oh! why went you tbere, my son, my son,
Within the range of their banging gun?
“Fear not, mother, ’twas only a lark,
I reckoned they would shoot wide of the mark.”

Ah! Finny, my boy, is it not vile,
They do so thirst for our precious ile?
“Yes, mother, for our good blubber they pine,
But I took care they didn’t get mine.”

Pray, tell me, did they not chase you, dear,
With harpoons, lances, and such like gear?
“What if they followed me, don’t despond,
Chasing’s not catching, mother fond.

They follow’d me up, they follow’d me down,
In view of gaping folk of the town;
But I, when they thought to take sure aim,
Skedaddled, and sent them ‘swearin’ hame.'”

Go never again, my son, my son,
Rest content with the laurels you’ve won;
“Trust me, mother, they may know about bales ―
I’m blowed if they know as much about whales.

A party was sent the other day
To do for ma slick in Cowrie’s Bay;
My eye! they peppered it hot on poor me,
Then found it was only a rock. He! he!”

421 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10011 16:42 [No]

A demand that I send
A cheerful message to a friend
I haven't spoken to in a while
I cannot comply
All my friends are pretend
Except one who's a crocodile

422 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10016 16:48 [No]

SHOOTGUN SHELLS ARE RED
DEMONS ARE NOCTURNAL
HALO MIGHT BE INFINITE
BUT DOOM IS ETERNAL

423 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10026 23:55 [No]

first they came for miranda's ass, and i didn't say anything because I'm not a casual who plays ME.

then they came for joel's whiteness and i didn't say anything because i don't watch western media.

then they came for my anime tiddies, and there was no one left to speak for them.

424 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10027 16:29 [No]

"What times these be
How righteous we"
Shut up lol
I fucked thee

425 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10029 22:28 [No]

Gutless McConnell
Weaseling out
Benedict Arnold
Was much more stout

~fin~

426 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10030 06:41 [No]

Stumbling through the kitchen after a long day
Finding all my pots and pans in utter disarray
The predatory waterfowl into my eyes did gaze
And quoth: i am a heron i ahev a long neck and

427 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10035 23:05 [No]

1 Lord, you are the God who saves me;

day and night I cry out to you.

2 May my prayer come before you;

turn your ear to my cry.

3 I am overwhelmed with troubles

and my life draws near to death.

4 I am counted among those who go down to the pit;

I am like one without strength.

5 I am set apart with the dead,

like the slain who lie in the grave,

whom you remember no more,

who are cut off from your care.

6 You have put me in the lowest pit,

in the darkest depths.

7 Your wrath lies heavily on me;

you have overwhelmed me with all your waves.[d]

8 You have taken from me my closest friends

and have made me repulsive to them.

I am confined and cannot escape;
9 my eyes are dim with grief.
I call to you, Lord, every day;

I spread out my hands to you.

10 Do you show your wonders to the dead?

Do their spirits rise up and praise you?

11 Is your love declared in the grave,

your faithfulness in Destruction?

12 Are your wonders known in the place of darkness,

or your righteous deeds in the land of oblivion?

13 But I cry to you for help, Lord;

in the morning my prayer comes before you.

14 Why, Lord, do you reject me

and hide your face from me?

15 From my youth I have suffered and been close to death;

I have borne your terrors and am in despair.

16 Your wrath has swept over me;

your terrors have destroyed me.

17 All day long they surround me like a flood;

they have completely engulfed me.

18 You have taken from me friend and neighbor—

darkness is my closest friend.

428 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10042 21:11 [No]

>>427
have to admit I didn't realize the first emo music lyrics were written by a Jewish priest between c. 516 BCE and 70 CE

429 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10044 07:48 [No]

She wore her hideous pajamas
To keep me unaroused
I’m feeling kinda frisky
but tonight, I’m not allowed
She wore her flannel pants with footsies
with prints of buttercups
She’s clinging to her bedside
Those pants are staying up

She wore her facial green mudpack
To try to keep me scarred
She’s covered head to toe
And nothing will be barred
Her hair is wrapped in plastic
smells like the Fotomat
She knows I need some loving
But there’ll be none of that

She think she’s got my number, as she prepares to slumber
She thinks there’s no one dumber than me
Though it’s loving she is loathing, takes more than ugly clothing
That’s hardly a repellent for me

She wore her hideous pajamas
To kill the passion off
Fire retardant nightwear
Ain’t nothin’ comin’ off
Her silkie things are missing
Must be in storage somewhere
and for maximum effect
she’s wearing giant underwear

She’s lying there smirkin, she thinks her plan is workin
she doesn’t care that she’s jerkin’ me
But let me tell you honey, all though it may sound funny
You still look pretty sexy to me

that’s right – in those hideous pajamas

430 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10044 09:55 [No]

I rote a pohum
eevun thow I canot spel
I rime wen I tel.

431 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10045 08:51 [No]

I rate a poem
1/10
Did not make me contemplate

432 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10045 10:53 [No]

>>431 terrible haiku

433 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10065 23:24 [No]

People always say that my security's bad, sorry for data breaching!
Users complain, sayin' take it down, sorry for data breaching!
ISC2 don't like me, 'cause I'm the spotlight, sorry for data breaching!
When they talk s***, we just be like, sorry for data breaching!

434 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10066 15:31 [No]

While I nodded, nearly napping.
suddenly there came a clapping,
As of ass cheeks gently clapping,
clapping at my chamber door.
“tis a visitor," i muttered,
"dummy thicc, and nothing more"

435 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10069 09:57 [No]

i have a shit, i have a liberal
uh! shitlib
i have a liberal, i have a retard
uh! libtard
shitlib... libtard...
uh! horseshoe theory

436 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10076 18:39 [No]

professor Bigglesworth
experiences a dearth
of tight little butts
oh woe - it's grows late
he may have to masturbate

437 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10091 23:14 [No]

In days of old,
when knights were bold,
and toilets weren’t invented,
they’d drop their load upon the road,
and walk away contented.

But now today,
or so they say,
a stink is much resented,
and so we poo upon a loo,
because we aren't demented.

438 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10095 22:54 [No]

> Are you sure you mean Anglo-Saxon political traditions? Like, Angles and Saxons, the people of medieval England? Were you just trying to do a dog whistle and it got a little out of hand?

“Nay,” said the America First Caucus. “To the mead-hall!”
And with great clattering of sword and shield and mail-shirts
And plunder and heavy gold-wrought arm bands from their lord,
They went to the mead-hall, the shield-hall, the stronghold of Donald
And unfolded their minds, thus.
“Absolutely we meant Anglo-Saxon political traditions!” cried they
Shield clanging on shield and helm on helm.
“What could be more American than this?”

> Did the Anglo-Saxons even know about America?

“HROTHGAR!” the caucus responded, with a loud cry. “Hlothhere!
Do not all our laws begin with an unpronounceable ‘HR,’ as befits an Anglo-Saxon?
Where is Wiglaf?! This is what we meant.
I ask nothing better than to sit in the throne-hall of my lord, ring-giver, great in arms
While a demon comes rampaging into the hall and wreaks woe,
And much do we thanes thole — this is precisely what I mean!”

> What’s all this about architecture?

“Wattle-and-daub was well enough for Wiglaf,” cried the caucus,
“And well shall it be for me, in the hall of my lord and torque-bearer!
Stone is in the manner of the Romans, and I shun it for construction.
By European architecture, I meant a sturdy timber hall,
Lined with shields, and rich with plunder.
That is all the architecture I seek, and is definitely what I meant.”

> Okay. This seems like it was pretty clearly just supposed to be a dog whistle and now you’re tripling down.

“When I spoke,” cried Marjorie Taylor Greene, hammering shield with sword,
“I weighed each word! Let us have maethlfrith!
Let us have drihtinbeage! We must make America Geat again!
We shall be ruled by bailiffs and reeves,
And we shall give way before the law of Æthelberht!
Three shillings boot if a man strike another with a fist upon the nose!
No feax-fang without sore punishment! Hearken, ceorls!”
This is the Anglo-Saxon tradition and culture you had in mind? It’s not just that you thought you were being subtle with your nativism and instead wound up committing yourself to a specific history and culture you didn’t mean to?
Paul A. Gosar lifted his long arm, making merry with his mead
And unlocked his word-hoard, the treasure of his mind:
“What culture could we crave beyond the Dream of the Rood?
The Bede is Venerable enough for me. What man speaks against him?
We must revive the ancient American art of sitting by the sea lamenting the passing of our lord.
What could be more American than alliterative poetry about tearing the arm off Grendel,
Writ in a tongue none has spoke for a thousand year?
My thews are weary. We must take down this obelisk of stone and heave up a barrow
To give glory to our great Founders who have passed.
Ea-la! My kinsmen! Ea-la! A spear-bearing host!
Of the Constitution writ upon much vellum, we seek to know nothing.
We gaze with dour eyes upon the land of freedom and opportunity
Where voting happened even a limited amount
And representative government rules wheat-lands and peach-lands.
We long instead to exult in battle with our hammered blades,
Those classic American things that are very American.
America first, obviously! This all follows!”
And they clashed shield on shield, and a great shout went up.
Mail-shirt and sword resounded with a clang, and the caucus roared,
And the roar echoed where the sea-birds
Picked the carcass of the Republican Party.

439 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10097 08:55 [No]

I a woodpecker am
The tree I peck and peck
The beaver builds a dam
And the heron hath a long neck:
He plucketh from the water fish
If to 10 others you do not this poem recite
He'll fly into your kitchen tonight
And bring about a frenzy upon every pot and dish.

440 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10101 23:49 [No]

"aloha akbar", said the hawaiian terrorist
"it means hello, but it also means goodbye."

441 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10144 22:51 [No]

Edge Of A Ceiling

Front

  O: It Thrusts Down
  AD+O: It Thrusts Down

Back

  O: It Thrusts Down
  AD+O: It Thrusts Down

442 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10176 16:13 [No]

And you may find yourself
Watching Neopronoun discourse in the replies to genshin impact fan art
And you may ask yourself
How did I get here?

443 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10177 21:22 [No]

>>437
This was good. Creative rhyme scheme.

444 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10179 19:22 [No]

At the crossing 'tween
Long Lane and Short,
There once was seen
A certain sort.

Their hands hung low,
They spittled in spurts,
And long hair would grow
To cover some wart.

Those folks are long gone,
Now young ones cavort.
And they tell chilling stories
About Long Lane and Short.

445 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10226 21:40 [No]

six mixed pixie kids
switfly sift
sixty-six
pixie dust buckets

446 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10230 14:20 [No]

I
Burn
7-Day Candles, and I
SPIN
Funk like myrrh

447 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10246 22:13 [No]

According to the Śvētāmbara version,
Parshva married Prabhavati,
And Mahāvīra married Yashoda
Who bore him a daughter named Priyadarshana

The two sects also differ on the origin of Trishala
(Mahāvīra's mother)
As well as the details of Tirthankara's biographies
Such as how many auspicious dreams their mothers had
When they were in the wombs.

448 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10263 19:00 [No]

i dipped thine hands into the pond
removing grit into the beyond
now it is frowned upon
the soils not black its bronze
dirt settles down and gets gone
words form a polymerization bond
the battle i won

449 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10392 01:16 [No]

Please inseminate my goat, Gil,
Please inseminate my goat.
She likes it when you grab her throat, Gil,
Then inseminate my goat.
Altogether now

450 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10410 13:55 [No]

I'm DQN
Raised by a hen
My home, my den
Razed with a pen

451 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10420 13:00 [No]

Jehovah wasn’t all that they Witnessed that day, as I took a pamphlet and stuffed it down my bum crack

Following some well-lit* Acts of bloody ultra-onanism,
Her daughter - despite so many hollow years between us -
Offers burnt daisies

She died on an upright spike in an earlier life
Passed down to the wire, and preach to the choir
A long time has passed since the war within
A soul laid bare through coded ceremonies

After only five to ten well-lit Acts of gory ultra-onanism
She was LED to think of it in such gauche terms as this
The way Yahweh relaxed input
The way fluid ignores her bath

*light emitting diodes (LEDs)

452 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10421 09:52 [No]

uhhh ding dang
uh doo doo
dang dinga
braaaaappfffftt
dooodoo poopoo

453 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10431 21:29 [No]

Your pulchritudinous puffs
Are imploding my tympanics
Please purchase a pop filter
Posthaste!

454 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10434 11:25 [No]

A love song of Shu-Suen (Shu-Suen B): translation

Man of my heart, my beloved man, your allure is a sweet thing, as sweet as honey. Lad of my heart, my beloved man, your allure is a sweet thing, as sweet as honey.

You have captivated me (?), of my own free will I will come to you. Man, let me flee with you -- into the bedroom. You have captivated me (?); of my own free will I shall come to you. Lad, let me flee with you -- into the bedroom.

Man, let me do the sweetest things to you. My precious sweet, let me bring you honey. In the bedchamber dripping with honey let us enjoy over and over your allure, the sweet thing. Lad, let me do the sweetest things to you. My precious sweet, let me bring you honey.

Man, you have become attracted to me. Speak to my mother and I will give myself to you; speak to my father and he will make a gift of me. I know where to give physical pleasure to your body -- sleep, man, in our house till morning. I know how to bring heart's delight to your heart -- sleep, lad, in our house till morning.

Since you have fallen in love with me, lad, if only you would do your sweet thing to me.

My lord and god, my lord and guardian angel, my Cu-Suen who cheers Enlil's heart, if only you would handle your sweet place, if only you would grasp your place that is sweet as honey.

Put your hand there for me like the cover (?) on a measuring cup. Spread (?) your hand there for me like the cover (?) on a cup of wood shavings.

It is a balbale of Inana.

455 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10457 20:36 [No]

can barely remember when this was, but
this one time i wanted to visit monticello because it wasn't far and wouldn't take me too long, but
it turns out you have to pay for tickets which is fair enough i guess, but
that would have put the trip over budget, so

456 Name: vc: reuse : 1993-09-10466 05:22 [No]

Well you finally funged my monkey
Yes you finally funged my monkey

Yes we finally
funged your
monkey
N-F-T

457 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10470 16:29 [No]

Bereft of QUALITY, I drift alone.
The Internet no longer provides a home.

Bereft of options, I masturbate to Pone,
Until I degrade into a filthy gnome
With ears full of porn noise drone.

458 Name: ( ﾟヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10553 04:48 [No]

I'm so alone
And it's late at night
I hope no one phone
While it's late at night

459 Name: ( ﾟヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10569 08:06 [No]

I may have found why every Swiss I've met has been a bitch
It's not as if the banks are making normal people rich

460 Name: ( ﾟヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10640 17:01 [No]

I miss you little strawberry, now you're so far away
I yearn for your enormous tongue each and every day
With texture like a peanut shell, you tickled every cranny
You guided me through Penis Hell and then I licked your fanny

I moistened up your USB, you did the same to me
The way you blocked my air supply was truly ecstasy
You left your sticky residue, it tastes like fine French wine
I close my eyes and fantasise, our bodies intertwine

Come back to me hot mama, I think you're really cool
I know it's an acquired taste, this semen from a bull
I'm sorry that I made you cry, the spunk was just too fizzy
When you left without a word you left me feeling dizzy

So come back honeybunny, I want all your saliva
If I don't have you next to me, I don't think I'll survive-a

461 Name: (´<_｀　) : 1993-09-10784 00:14 [No]

Some shitty goatse poetry, courtesy of the Sageru IRC GPT3 bot with some mild cleanup courtesy of me.
The initial prompt,
gpt3: give a long, highly verbose description of "goatse" in 19th century poetic language
was given three times, and the three poems outputted edited together into this:

Oh, goatse, what a sight to behold!
A most peculiar and curious sight,
A sight that would make one's heart grow cold,
A deep, dark cold that fills one with fright.
A gaping maw, wide and deep,
An immense hole that will cloud your sleep.

A most curious sight, a sight to behold,
A sight that would make one's heart grow cold,
A sight that would make one's stomach churn,
A sight that would make one's courage burn.
A most curious sight, a sight to behold,
The sight of a man with a gaping hole.

A man, with his back to the viewer,
His posterior exposed, a most curious pose.
Hands stretched wide, wide as a sewer,
A sight that would make one's stomach close.

A most curious image, a most curious sight,
A sight that would make one's heart take flight.
A man, with his back to the viewer,
His posterior exposed, a most curious feature.
The maw of a most horrific creature.

A man with a gaping hole in his backside,
A man with a gaping hole that was wide.
A most curious sight, a sight to behold,
The sight of a man with a gaping hole.

A man with a gaping hole that was wide,
A man with a gaping hole that was filled with pride.
A most curious sight, a sight to behold,
The sight of a man with a gaping hole.

A man with a gaping hole that was wide,
A man with a gaping hole that was filled with pride,
A man with a gaping hole that was filled with dread.
A most curious sight, a sight to behold,
The sight of a man with a gaping hole.

A man with a gaping hole that was wide,
A man with a gaping hole that was filled with pride,
A man with a gaping hole that was filled with dread,
A man with a gaping hole that was filled with shame.

462 Name: vc: pizz : 1993-09-10784 00:39 [No]

>>461
Definitely going to be sharing this one with the literary society.

463 Name: (´<_｀　) : 1993-09-10839 00:03 [No]

Watching the shrinking friend list over the years
Inactivity and no chats
Antisocial network fading away
Fading away

464 Name: (´<_｀　) : 1993-09-10880 23:11 [No]

DNA to paint the walls
History spewing out my balls

465 Name: (´<_｀　) : 1993-09-10890 04:58 [No]

Suckin me off in the bathroom
Stuffin my ass with his dong
Fillin me softly with his cum
Fillin me
Softly
With his cum
Spendin my whole life
With his schlong
Fillin me softly
With his cuuuuUUUuuuuUuuUUUUuuuummm

466 Name: ( ´w｀) : 1993-09-10972 18:55 [No]

piss on the floor.
shit on the door.
when you get bored then just do it some more.
my rhymes are piss poor
I cannot be ignored
prepare to get blasted
its a full on piss war

467 Name: (´<_｀　) : 1993-09-10973 22:50 [No]

There once was a man named Sneed,
　　His neighbor was a man named Chuck.
Sneed showered the world with his seed,
　　This act made Chuck desire to fuck.
Now Sneed's seed is his only feed,
　　And daily for it Chuck will suck.

468 Name: (´<_｀　) : 1993-09-10974 10:28 [No]

hey dough kyun I have not been here in a year or three or five I forgot it existed
here is my rhyme I wrote it in a minecraft book just today

Here mid the 'ther
thou quondam were
attending to thy drubbing

I came, you went
to heaven sent
now part thy loins for rubbing

For what's a flow'r
at any hour
if not for bees to cherish

Your eyes alight
your pokies bright
your pusy (sp) glowing garish

I see your need
thus 'llow me Sneed
ere I give you the Chucking

Your lips may purse
let slip a curse
just 'llow me do the fucking

Thy burning lips
'twixt netherhips
are screaming for a dicking

Thy bean is swole
thy mind unwhole
thy clit shall get a flicking

>>467
my book has sneed in it as well

469 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11023 08:14 [No]

This city is lonely without you.
It's a sickening thought;
reminds me of a shitty Rupi Kaur line
that I scoffed at in a shitty cafe.

I didn't know you, then,
so it was easy to laugh at the woman
who, shit at writing as she was,
had somehow touched the core.
The flailing, feeble attempt of mankind
to capture that wordless feeling
inflicted by the ones they loved,
that swelled in their chests
and filled them so wholly,
and left them so empty--
just watching someone try was
a deeply moving sight.

470 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11048 19:33 [No]

This is a haiku
OP is a fat faggot
Longcat is long lulz

471 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11114 10:17 [No]

And the crowds below kept weeping
as my anus went on seeping,
dripping freely without cause,
bathing all in brown applause.

472 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11138 13:31 [No]

To set the mood
Firewater in the morning
Being a pseud
Never felt so smooth

473 Name: Im a olde Boiler : 1993-09-11162 11:36 [No]

Rhoda was in a Dreadful State
When She got Raped

She expressed her life
With 2 Tone Vibes

She Might now want to vape
If She Still alive

Shell never get over that Rape

Its Just the Same olde
Show
With a man that Knows
How to linger then finger

God our World is So fucking Sick
Im Glad Im Into Dick

What Women who Reads this
feels like a olde Boiler

474 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11191 22:21 [No]

Pecker's set to testify, a hopeful sign,
At Trump's trial, shedding light, a promising line,
His impending testimony, a storm on the rise,
Bodes well for Democracy, as truths materialize.

475 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11214 04:31 [No]

I met a traveler from an antique land
Who said: a shitty queerbait ship
Stands in the desert. Near it, on the sand,
Half sunk, a shattered fandom lies, whose frown,
And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command,
Tells that its fans well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on those lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed:
And on the pedestal, these words appear:
"My name is DESTIEL, King of Ships:
Look on MY website, ye mighty, and despair!"
No thing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.

476 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11302 12:54 [No]

CHIM chim-i-ney, CHIM chim-i-ney, CHIM CHIM cher-ee!
I is what I yam, and I yam what I be.
CHIM chim-i-ney, CHIM chim-i-ney, CHIM CHIM cher-oo!
Dick van Dyke is so old he's outliven you.
You look like a monkey, and you smell like one, too.

477 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11339 06:50 [No]

I hereby grant you permission
to taste my chocolate emission

478 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11339 18:03 [No]

She's so kawaii so I try so hard to make her squee
She's so kawaii can't deny she's the one for me
She's so kawaii in her eyes I see my destiny
Why won't she wake up and notice me
Sou desu ne

479 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11340 02:29 [No]

Foetid foaming feces
Flatulent farts
Flush.
I might be lactose intolerant

480 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11384 10:19 [No]

Would you believe
they put a man on the moon, man on the moon?
Could you conceive
there's nothing out there to see and nothing to do?

481 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11384 12:31 [No]

Jar-Jar Binks
kinda stinks
but give a chance to his
passionate jizz

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