shitty fucking poetry night (473)

1 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5045 20:53

I raise up
to only fall down
drown in the tears of the wallyb
for it is you that will have to be
TONIGHT

2 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5045 20:57

o lovely DQN
we sit here
to eat kimchi and embrace
in the love that is forever
DESTINY

3 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5045 20:59

The cherry blossom
Tumbles from the highest tree
One needs more petrol.

4 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5046 15:12

And I quote, "Etou..."
That is not an English word
Why did you say it

5 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5046 16:19

>>4
/thread

6 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5046 16:37

>>5
Agreed.

7 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5046 23:43

Uranus
A dark and mysterious place
seen by few, loved by fewer

8 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5047 09:50

That I missed her depressed her
Young sister named Esther
This mister to pester she'd try
Now a pestering sister's
A festering blister,
"You're best to resist her," say I
The mister resisted
The sister persisted
I kissed her - all loyalty slipped
When she said I could have her
Her sister's cadaver
Must surely have turned in its crypt
Yes, yes, yes, yes
Now I love she and she loves me
Enraptured are the both of we
Yes, I lover she and she loves I
And will through all eternitye!

9 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5047 23:35

CRAAWLING IN MY SKIIIIIN
THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEEEEAAL
FEAR IS HOW I FAAAAAL
CONFUSING WHAT IS REEEAAL

10 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5048 00:37

The night was dark, oh darkness of night
My head was light, oh lightness of my head
It was 3am and knew I should be there
But its true
its true
its true

11 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5048 11:04

i... AM.
 you... AREN'T.
  not yet... anyway.
   but... you CAN BE.
    If... you send one dollar to P.O. Box 760 Upland, CA 91785

12 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5048 20:19

He tried
To cross
As fast train neared
Death didn't draft him
He volunteered

Burma-Shave

13 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5049 01:38

It is a good...

TONIGHT!!\\!!!
Everybody likes teh party~~

**TOONIGHT**

イt イs like teh tイme イ met ウ。 Standing there in the mウン lイght!!\

ftw.

14 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5049 04:07

>>13
holy fucking shit

15 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5049 05:33

very light knew
very cold?
too burst
busy sorry?

16 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5049 05:34

E l e c t r o n i c s h u m m i n g
jazz tune strumming
life couldn't be better

17 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5049 05:39

We'd met before,
at FCIC in Arizona.
The fundamental thing,
the thing to glue the eye on,
is that the Cream contingent
have to be kept sweetened
at any cost.

18 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5049 14:32

A POME

I BELIVE
I BELIVE IN DRAGONS
I BELIVE IN ELFS
I BELIVE IN MAGIC
IN PEOPLE WHO ARE THEMSELFS.
I BELIVE IN CRUSTALS
I BELIVE IN GHOSTES
I BELIVE IN DRAGONS
BECUASE THEY ARE THE MOST!!!!

19 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5049 15:15

Squeeks has a hat of poop
Eaten under a three-ton log
and jumping through big hula hoops
While I ride my friend Bessie, our USDA hog

-- http://www.pangloss.com/seidel/Poem/

20 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5049 17:36

ABC
DEF
GHI
JKL
MNO
PQR
STU
VWX
YZ.

21 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5050 03:38

when your diying on the floor/ i'll be laughing/ the pain you were has faded leaving me to become a monster/ i can't look at a mirrior with out crying/ it's because of you that i'm in this mess/ i cut my wrist every night because of you / the pain is allways their and your not their to take the pain away/ so i guess this is the end/ i take comfort in the blade i'm holding/ my last wishes is for you to no that i loved you.

22 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5050 03:41

To which to choose
A jagged piece of glass
Or just the same razorblade.

A sharp end
Where,
I don't choose the wrist.
To many people see.

For me I hide.
Right above the back of the knee
That would be me.

The pain
Feels so good
Relives more stress
Relives the heartbreak.

I have no real heartbreak
I love
He love.
But the pain that I see in
his Eyes,
Makes me cry in pain and heartbreak.

I have to stop
or the one that I love
Shall only vanish.

The pain
No heartbreak
only blood still
Still drips down my leg
With only the razor I had.
I have to hide.

The heartbreak
will only come true
Why do I hurt the only
love I have ever had.

Depression hurts.
Hurts my heart
Hurts my passion
Hurts my life.

23 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5050 03:43

How do i feel right now?
Like a .. Well thats it really
I have no words to explain.
does this make me stupid?

24 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5050 12:19

Oh freddled gruntbuggly,
Thy micturations are to me
As plurdled gabbleblotchits
On a lurgid bee.
Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes
And hooptiously drangle me
With crinkly bindlewurdles,
Or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon,
See if I don't!

25 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5050 15:34

Baka baka bleak dispair
Neko neko everywhere.
Darkness fills the world with wai
Heart of pain is so kawaii.
Soul of anguish on chibi wings
Genki genki evil things.
Tormented heart oh so sugoi
Crushed beneath the dark yaoi.
Neko neko everywhere
Baka baka bleak dispair.

26 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5051 15:16

>>25

....make it stop....

27 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5051 15:22

I cried and begged you to stop
but you only forced yourself harder into me
I pleaded with you but you just beat me
You broke me ribs
You bruised me
You made me bleed
then yelled when I bled on the carpet

Why daddy, why?

I tried to be good- really I did!
But you ignored my A's and said I deserved this
and took me again
and again
and again

Why daddy, why?

Daddy- this hurts!
Daddy-I'm scared!
Daddy! I am a only six!

Why daddy... why?

28 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5051 16:30

I love you more than tongue can tell.
You are the light of my life.
My sun. Moon and stars.
You are my everything.
Without you I have no reason for being.
How much do I love you?
Count the stars in the sky.
Measure the waters of the oceans with a teaspoon.
Number the grains of sand on the sea shore.
Impossible, you say?
Yes, and it is just as impossible for me to say how much I love you.
My love for you is higher than the heavens, deeper than Hades, and broader than the earth.
It has no limits, no bounds.
Everything must have an ending except my love for you.

29 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5051 16:33

Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
This poetry sucks.
And so do you.

30 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5051 18:16

Roses are hotta
Violets are blanda
You know what comes next,
>>29 is a panda

31 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5051 20:06

[true friends]

::.Past.::

she -walked- around
so ~friendly~,
COnfiDEnT
not knowing that one day
she might not {fit in}
said HI to them,

>smiled<

if she knew who they were
as she GaZeS bAcK
its all just a +blur+

::.Present.::

as :.hell.: broke loose
[she sulks around]
they stare at her ~silently~
as she stares at the g/r/o/u/n/d
they all oOlaughOo at her
(when they used to) laugh with
a.n.d
EXepT HeR
"she used to be... popular."
they snicker
"It has to be a myth."

::.Future.::

they were
s/o/ s/t/u/c/k/ u/p/
mixed in with VaniTY
she CRIED HERSELF to {sleep} every night
as she slowly slipped into sanity
she's d.e.p.r.e.s.s.e.d.
!desperate!
for e-x-e-p-t-a-n-c-e
[{but in the end}]
there's \no light/ for her
and she +sadly+ thinks,
"This is the end."
this is
|w|h|a|t| |h|a|p|p|e|n|s|
when u don't have
~true friends~ <3

32 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5053 23:05

Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary,
Over user guides and handbooks piled up on the desk and floor --
As I nodded, after nine or ten straight hours of design,
I finely drew the final line, then pulled a floppy out to store --
Locked and loaded, then, I saved, and waited for the disc to store;
Only this and nothing more.

Ah, distinctly I kept hearing such a sound it set me fearing,
Fearing as I sat there peering at the Saved Percentage score,
Fearing, as the disc kept turning, turning with a grinding, churning
Sound while I was yearning -- yearning as I'd never yearned before,
"Save!" I yearned again, but hopeless, read the words I'd feared before:
Read: "Abort, Retry, Ignore."

"What is this?" I barely muttered, "What's this message you have uttered,
Uttered as my floppy fluttered, fluttered locked inside your door?"
But there came no soothing voices helping me among these choices,
With these unfamiliar choices, just the cursor's either/or --
Just the cursor blinking, blinking for my choice of either/or
From "Abort, Retry, Ignore."

Much I marveled: this repeating cursor like a heartbeat beating
Answered nothing, thus defeating all attempts to re-explore
Whether I'd done something sloppy -- what had happened to that floppy
I'd inserted there to copy all the work I'd done before --
What had happened to the art, the artwork I had done before,
Before "Abort, Retry, Ignore."?

Art, not software, is my calling; it's particularly galling
To be hesitating, stalling, stalling over one key more
When, instead of starkly staring, stunned, at high-tech so uncaring,
High-tech blindly overbearing, I could open up my drawer,
Get my low-tech colored pencils from their matching low-tech drawer
Beneath "Abort, Retry, Ignore."

But no, I had to get ambitious, buy some modern meretricious
Merchandise that leaves me vicious messages that seem to roar,
Well, not really roar, but tease, as, fingers trembling over keys,
I finally choose from one of these atrocious choices I abhor
A choice I know will be atrocious, one I finally must abhor
Among "Abort, Retry, Ignore."

No result! So twice as hard, to try and catch the thing off-guard,
I pressed, but still the same canard appeared until I nearly swore.
Frantically in desperation, pushing keys in combination,
Getting tintinabulation: "Beep beep beep", and nothing more,
Cacaphonous concatenation, "Beep beep beep", and nothing more;
Except "Abort, Retry, Ignore."

Then I thought I heard the thunder, felt the thunder rumble under,
Through, the floorboards, and no wonder! Lightning split the dark night's core!
Lightning piercing lightning slashing through the night like sword-wounds
gashing
Darkness deeply, when my flashing cursor flashed! -- then flashed no more;
Flashed a final time and then -- erased itself to flash no more;
Erased "Abort, Retry, Ignore."

The lights went out, then came back on, and in the cold grey light of dawn
Profit and design were gone; gone, returning: nevermore --.
Gone my imitation Titian, like a ghost or apparition,
But gone as well the admonition I must choose and choose once more -
Gone: the price of manumission from demands to choose once more
Among "Abort, Retry, Ignore."

Now my cursor still is blinking; is it winking? Yes! It's winking! --
Winking at me from the screen beside the disc that wouldn't store;
Winking at me from the black, though nothing else comes blinking back
Along the phosphorescent track that throws a shadow on the floor;
And my art, from out that shadow that lies floating on the floor
Shall be found now -- nevermore!

33 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5054 03:55

Post some more
Post some more
With such shitty poetry
Who can ignore
TONIGHT

34 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5054 04:26

the rafael the rafael the rafael the rafael the rafael the rafael
the rafael the rafael the rafeal the rafael the rafael the rafael
the rafeal the rafael
the rafael the rafael the rafael the rafeal
the rafael the rafael the rafe

35 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5054 11:40

        mokorikomo
mokoriko
mokori
moko
mo
komo
rikomo
korikomo
mokorikomo

36 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5054 12:32

Cry out for the fallen heroes lost some time ago
In our minds they still live on when the sands of time are gone
Rise over shadow mountains blazing with power!
Crossing valleys, endless tears, in unity we stand
Far and wide across the land, the victory is ours
On towards the gates of reason
Fight for the truth and the freedom, Gloria!

37 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5054 14:14

My son is dead.
Shot in the head.
Pierced by lead.
He bled and bled.

copyright Cosmo Gunny, 2007
All Right Reserved

38 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5054 19:53

Here lies,
All cold and hard,
The last damn dog,
That pooped in my yard!

39 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5057 20:46

幻を追いかけて行く
降る出す上を食べる
俺にその歌う
叫んで
幻を無限追いかけて行く
気にしなく
彼女とやってよ

40 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5057 21:04

八雲立つ
出雲八重垣
妻籠みに
八重垣作る
その八重垣を

41 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5057 21:05

>>40
man, dis nigga be rappin' oldskool!

42 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5057 21:36

Sun goes down and trolls crawl out of their holes
I am waiting the fuckers with my blow-torch

I am the killer of trolls, I show the fuckers no remorse
I execute trolls by burning down the fucking fjords

Sun goes down - execution time
Time has arrived for mayhem, destruction and extinction!

43 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5059 01:44

Faggery daggery doo,
Monkeys fling their poo.
Faggery daggery dug,
They also like to eat bugs.

44 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5059 02:11

Roses are red
violets are blue
in Soviet Russia
Mudkips liek you

45 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5059 04:25

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Charcoal is black
LIKE MY SOUL

46 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5059 06:00

Rainy Soul Miasma

47 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5062 17:36

FRUSTRATION IN MY BLOOD
IT CRAWLS INTO MY SOUL
KILLING ME SLOWLY
WHY MUST I DIE FOR YOUR SAKE
WHEN I JUST WANT THIS WATER TO BE COLD

48 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5063 01:55

epom epmo empo emop eomp eopm
peom pemo pome poem pmeo pmoe
oepm oemp opem opme ompe omep
mope moep mpeo mpoe mepo meop

49 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5063 04:38

Holy Diver
You've been down too long in the midnight sea
Oh what's becoming of me

Ride the tiger
You can see his stripes but you know he's clean
Oh don't you see what I mean

Gotta get away
Holy Diver

50 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5065 23:35

古池や
蛙飛込む
水の音 

51 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5066 20:35

My Soul

I look at a piece of rotten meat
And think about my soul
How like my soul is this piece of rotten meat
You know, probably

A robin alights upon my porch
I wonder, does a bird have a soul?
This could be the case
But I'll bet it's not much like my soul

Can a robin's soul fathom the depths of my yearning?
Can a robin's soul ride on the churning ocean of my conflicted passions?
I'm betting it's more along the lines of thinking about grubs, and where to find them

Whoops
There goes the robin
I think it saw a cat

and what terriblegloriousyearning acherumbles through my heart
for you, my little turtle nipple
my lovely cuddly little bear
my sweety-beety bookums

Honey, let's make us some sex noise.

52 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5067 14:08

TO make a prairie it takes a clover and one bee,―
One clover, and a bee,
And revery.
The revery alone will do
If bees are few.

53 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5067 14:38

I walk slowly by
An iceberg, drifting through
My garden. How cold.

54 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5067 15:46

Jack and Jill walked up the hill
and on the top he caught her.
Jill forgot to take the pill
and now they have a daughter.

55 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5068 18:25

I saw a pretty pink flower
It was pretty
It was pink
It was a flower

Oh, pretty pink flower
So flowery and pink
I think of pink
And think of pretty
I think of flowers
And think of pretty

Oh, so natural
Pretty pink flower
How I love thee
Pretty pink flower
Pretty Pink
Flower
Pretty
Pink
Flower

56 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5068 18:26

A Jar of Peanut Butter
A Jar of Jelly
Cold from the fridge
White Bread
and a knife....

"WHO PUT THE PEANUT BUTTER
IN THE FRIDGE, DAMMIT !!

I CAN'T SPREAD IT ON COLD !!"

57 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5068 18:30

Make the Pie Higher

I think we all agree, the past is over.
This is still a dangerous world.
It's a world of madmen
And uncertainty
And potential mental losses.

Rarely is the question asked
Is our children learning?
Will the highways of the internet
Become more few?
How many hands have I shaked?

They misunderestimate me.
I am a pitbull on the pantleg of opportunity.
I know that the human being and the fish
Can coexist.

Families is where our nation finds hope
Where our wings take dream.
Put food on your family!
Knock down the tollbooth!
Vulcanize society!
Make the pie higher!
Make the pie higher!

-W

58 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5075 08:34

kmeleon
a
better
browser
than
fx

59 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5075 09:17

Oh god
My butt is on fire
It hurts so bad
My beautiful asshairs

60 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5075 13:43

First, there is a DQN.
Then there is no DQN,
Then there is.

61 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5075 14:41

  Daddy Cool's secret
  Quality filled area:
   Not for the cheapskates.

62 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5075 22:33

feel yourself.
reach deep inside.
probe.
dig.
squishy huh?

63 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5078 03:27

LOVE SONG

[GUY]
ooohhhhhhh
im in love
im in love
lovey dove dove
lovey dove dove
lovey love love!
lovey dove!

ooohhhh kaaayyy,
life is gay!
carpe diem, seize the day
lets kiss, like this
and sit here
and play...

the piano!
lovey dove dove,
and the kazoo!
lovey dovey doo
i love you
i love you
i love you...

[GIRL]
what about tomorrow, or the next day?
when the mistletoe wears off!
what about your girlfriend, im not her!
she might get pissed off!!

[GUY]
i dont have a girlfriend,
are you crazy??
whats this madness you speak!
i love you dearly, dearie
my ankles are weak!

[GIRL]
i dont care about your
ankles, they dont concern me!
youre the one whos crazy!
crazy!
you just want my meat!!!!

[GUY]
for it is delicious,
darling! delectable and sweet
i can taste your buttocks!
like a sandwich! pleasuring
my teeth!

[GIRL]
AAAAHHHHH....

[BRIDGE]

[GUY]
where is the butter???
i put it on the counter, in hopes it would soften
so i might spread it on these buns i dont come across often!
where is my knife...
so that i may carve? ah! here it is!
man, i am starved!
[GIRL SCREAMING AS GUY SINGS] [SQUISHY SOUNDS/SAWING SOUNDS]
ooooohhhhh
love is delicious!
love is divine!
love is a fine thing
on which to dine!
[GUY HUMS THE LAST VERSE PLEASANTLY WITH MOUTH FULL TILL SONG ENDS]

64 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5078 06:59

BABY I JUST WANNA SAY WITHOUT A DOUBTTT
I AM SORRY THAT I DIDN'T PULL IT OUTTTT

65 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5079 07:43

Open wide! Space and time distort the mind.
Constantly we dance in sheets,
it feels so right to be so wrong.
Normal love set aside, leave your
heart at the bedside...
Contaminate the air like you do,
swear I'm telling you the truth.

Jaded masquerade. No names.
Contradicting fates. It's all the same.
I'm telling you the truth, telling you
the truth I swear...

I jsut want your attention baby, every sweat soaked night, every taunting fight!!!

Lock the doors, turn off the lights, remove all your clothes!!
TONIGHT!!

66 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5079 12:34

Empty in mind
Empty in speech
VIPPER has buddha nature

67 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5079 12:49

we dine in hell.
without names and without contact
everytime you think of our love
transmission
and it hurts

68 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5079 13:48

one lone wailing voice
in the lovely cold forest:
black timberwolf song

69 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5079 14:01

There once was a girl named Lenore
And a bird and a bust and a door
And a guy with depression
And a whole lot of questions
And the bird always says "Nevermore."

70 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5080 00:48

How you turned my world, you precious thing
You starve and near exhaust me
Everything I've done, I've done for you
I move the stars for no one

You've run so long
You've run so far

Your eyes can be so cruel
Just as I can be so cruel
Though I do believe in you

Yes I do

Live without the sunlight
Love without your heartbeat
I, I cant live within you
I cant live within you

71 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5085 02:56

We found a silent soothing world where there was no pain. A world without mothers or fathers. We would make a circle bound by flesh and blood and water and only when we felt our lungs betray us would we rise towards the light.

72 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5085 06:28

It's the ugly side of me that keeps pursuing something insignificant in people's eyes, I'm too concerned where I should be unconcerned. I've lost another friend in my conceit.

73 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5085 21:51

I am happier than
a bunny on crack.
I am happier than
your momma on her back.
I am happier than
three plus two.
I am happier than
me with you.
I am happier than
a kid with a cake.
I am happier than
You getting hit with a rake.
I am happier than
A smurf with giant blue nipples.
I am happier than
A jolly green giant with dimples.
I am happier than
You.
But I'm sure, right now,
You're happy too.

74 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5086 01:35

the previous post was pretty freaking awesome

75 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5088 14:02

Subdivisions
In the classroom halls
In the shopping malls
Be cool or be cast out
Tonight!

76 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5092 04:38

Nice bum.
Where you from?

77 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5094 04:29

Oh! I broke the dishes!
Now how will I serve my fishes?

78 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5094 05:47

On a bare table
If you are able

79 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5094 13:27

>>77
Fishes are still delicious when served without dishes,
unless you shit on them.

80 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5094 19:20

Face down ass up
That's the way I like to fuck

81 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5094 19:58

under
the
sun

    pieces of my heart falling

       sentient lessons in a porcupine shell

82 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5095 01:26

You momma so fat
She wearin' her back fo' a hat

83 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5096 04:14

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty women your wife
Go for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

84 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5145 00:24

to career professionals in the business of negativity
oh what a world wide web we weave when first we practice to
(decieve) besiege the streets with
what they need to
breathe and beat this life's
insecurities (inconsistencies)
so what of the man who's hunger
yearns for anger
will you call him stranger
or play the part of the fat man (in the manger)
it's a jelly roll of a life time
will a quiet heat creep into your cheeks
and a heavy cold root your feet
unable to protect the sweet
roof of your mouth
will you wine and then shout
for the chaps walking at different paces
with seven different faces,
all going to the same place
to learn the same lessons
and they will know what it means
to sing a song in the jungle
just to humble your self before the tangle
that has you ensnared up to the
neck you once thought wasn't long
enought to be beautiful
it's a pitty bull that bites the hand
that feeds the need that created greed
in angels feared lost in the constellations
and you will feel the adult teeth
sink into the pink of your ink penn
forced to watch its feminine swim
and bleed into one spot
(baby,rodeo) bulls eyes locked on target

85 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5147 19:42

DQN~

D
Q
N

...

...

...

...

⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃

86 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5148 01:06

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87 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5148 01:24

This is a poem. Deal with it.

88 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5148 20:15

Roses are Blue
Violets are Red.
These flowers are dyed.
And romance is dead.

89 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5149 02:35

If love is the purest lily
I want to set it alight,
If society embrace stupidity,
let me kill you all.
One hour worth of torture,
is all you need,
when you are a general,
a man of might and dignity,
that is me, and that
is my ICBM.

90 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5173 07:01

Your boss might be
some Communist or Joo.
My boss is a Nordic Valkyrie.
A valkyrie named Hotaru.

91 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5173 22:46

take one down pass it around
Why am I so sad?!
I'm not I'm mad?!
14 bottles of beer, all my deepest fears
satisfied taste of tea
Who am I to judge?
you can't hurt me I am too tall
knock my down I will fall
confusing
abusing
arousing
surrounding
What do I mean?
a man can't fly but a bird can
if I wern't naked would you take my hand?
never again
will I weep
under the moon
my soul to keep
loli to issho

92 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5173 23:04

la la la la la la
la

93 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5841 05:27

VORUDEMOTO

94 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5841 14:43

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As I ponder this captcha, the scroll bar appears
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It is "hice".
This captcha is lame, and yet I do not want to wait another
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95 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5841 15:45

SHITTY THREAD で WASSHOI!

                 UHO!

96 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5841 19:11

in fact
i do not
enjoy writing
poetry but you know
dumb girls eat that shit up

97 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5842 01:40

>>96 Thou shalt not use poetry to get into girls' pants.
Use it to get into their heads.

98 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5842 02:39

>>97
Oh, surely you mean "use it to get head"
I felt the need to fix that shit for you.

99 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5842 18:31

we count syllables
to form haiku but i cheat
with awkward 'postr'phe

100 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5842 18:41

I am about to claim
one hundred get
and yet I hesitate
for i have no
bad poetry
to share
should i decline to reply?
Nay!
I fill my post with line breaks
to give the illusion of poetic style
without sacrificing time
on rhythm, rhyme or meter.
Time better spent drinking.

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