I raise up
to only fall down
drown in the tears of the wallyb
for it is you that will have to be
TONIGHT
Fee fie foe fum,
I'm going to fuck you in the bum.
Drink what's in the cup
until you're drunk off of your ass
you'll find the sure solution
at the bottom of the glass
Fifty pounds too fat
ten years at a shitty job
have another cup of ale
you'll feel better, bob
Now you're out of money
and the bar won't take a card
go home and drink booze there instead
cause life's too fucking hard
Naggy wife and stupid kids
drive many men to drink
that's why I only jerk my jizz
into the kitchen sink
Roses are red
Violets are blue
It carries out
And is w
I do not like your Windows Eight.
I do not like it, Mr. Gates.
Ranger Rick took a shit
Ranger Rick has no dick
nigger nigger nigger
nigger nigger nigger nigger
nigger nigger nigger
nigger
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm using my hand
But I'm thinking of you
Democrats are red,
Republicans are blue,
both these parties
are controlled by the JEW
RedCream is Red
Milkribs are White
I admit my roal
pumblenuts
Tomato is a fruit
Banana is a nut
If you hear a toot
Please excuse my friend
An unrhyming poem is known as "blank verse";
The shithouse poet majored in English
I have a headache.
All i wanna do is eat
some dried cranberries.
Oh my dick
It's so big
Don't kick
Because it's so big
Don't kick
I FUCK THE DUBS
I MAKE THEM CUM
I FUCK THE DUBS
WITH MY SERPENT TONGUE
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go fuck himself
me and superman had a fight
i hit him in the head with some kryptonite
i hit him so hard that i busted his brain
and now i'm dating lois lane
I stand aloft the high peak
and espy thee
unclothed in the stream
thy golden locks blind mine eyes
in the bright light of the sunne
mine firm root sways in the summer winds
We talked about music,
He was into junk.
Told me all the bands that I liked were punk
I find it hard
It's hard to find
Where did I leave my fucking glasses
flat_chest
paizuri
tongue_out
yuru_yuri
navel
flower
kneehighs
swimsuit
surprise
pac-man_eyes
potted_plant
purple_ribbon
couch
twins
tribadism
>>306
This would actually sound really cool if chanted to the Yuru Yuri theme song.
All I've ever known was
how to be a companion
it feels so odd
to be all alone
inside is a hole
as deep as a canyon
as i sit and stare
at my silent phone
under the moon
loli to issho
Silent shite, holy shite
Cutting turds with all my might
Round yon virgin porcelain is piled
Anus curry, so tender and mild
I fear the wasp that checks my window
Every now and then.
I fear it more than violent men
or frostbite, liquid nitrogen
or falling down up stories ten
yet I cant just close it, no, I fear the heat more than waspbro.
i lost my first love
and the pain only grows
an injury my mother cannot kiss better
loli to issho
You don't wanna fuck wit a G like me
I'll cop your stash and steal your girl fo free
You don;t know shit bout a G like me
I have the best time in donkey kong country
You don't wanna fuck wit a G like me
I'm really fuckin good at MTG
My hood is lit
I got yo bitch
My Pikachu
don't fuck wit you
under the moon
loli to issho
watching my favorite
television show
Cheers!
(fade out with "Where Everybody Knows Your Name")
Get a big TV
Someone walks in front of it
Woah, hey; hey, woah, hey
A rumbling in my bowels has started.
A maneuver means my cheeks are parted.
What feels wet? I only farted.
Oh my god, I think I sharted.
Our beloved admin appears to be dead
So in order to hide the unsightly spam
I will now bump all of the threads
In a manner suited to fists of ham
A trigger warning
Hey, my brother died that way
Triggered by warning
How now, you've got Austar, got the game on, go, watch, play
How now, you've got Foxtel, got your shows on, go, press play
The longer my donger
It lessers her pleasures
I know it was wronger
But don't use half-measures
Ranger Rick
took a shit
Ranger Rick
has no dick
(Oh shit) Here comes Diogenes
Not an easy man to please
Never makes me glad to see
A grown ass dude on hands and knees
(Oh no) If that is your philosophy
To label every thought as greed
Then don't you even talk to me
Instead I'll take up sophistry
>>320
I remember reading that preachy magazine as a lad! Always hated it, read it anyway.
And if you find yourself with some young sexy thing
You're going to have to do her with your ding-a-ling
('cause you can't say "penis")
Fred Fuchs
Alas, his name sucks
Some shitty nerd
Thinks it's a turd
It really sucks
to be Fred Fuchs
thick cum
up the bum
yum yum
lotsa cum
My golden rod of heaven goes "zork zork"
When Asuka Soryu Langley does "pork pork"
I eat my peas and honey with a fork
Some dude you've never heard of is a dork
Symmetry gimmickry
A kopipe recipe
Go-gurt myself today
To skip another meal
It won't turn out okay
My butthole's gonna squeal
somebody once asked
could i spare some change for gas
i've gotta get these jews out of my place
i said yep, what a concept
i could use an endlösung myself
and we could all use a cleaner race
My dick in your chakras
Make you shake like maracas
Sitting in my tracksuit
Wanting to play the skin flute
nig-nog
chink gook wog
I sit between a crossroads.
A dark circle,
white flight,
welcome to the Anime Turnpike.
dicks out for Harambe
is a dead meme
and yes i know these words dont rhyme
Loli to issho under the moon.
My strong, burly visage is making her swoon.
Moon to issho under the loli,
This is all wrong; a ridiculous folly.
Circle, circle,
dot, dot,
Now you've got some herpes, thot.
bad luck
butt fuck
Still life, not quite death.
He's checking your pulse
He's checking it twice
He'll make the job quick if you have been nice
Santa Claus is hunting you down
Thank You Merry Christmas
Thank You Merry Christmas
Thank You Merry Christmas
Thank You Merry Christmas
Thank You Merry Christmas
君を愛しているからOnly Silent Night
I felt my life-years and creativity faded away.
I had indeed let my dreams be dreams.
Why didn't I do things my own way?
Then I would at least be somewhere I don't hate.
My heart is aching
my world is decaying
nobody loves me
and I have no savings
when i find myself in times of trouble
rap battles comfort me
speaking words of history
epically, epically
My name is Anonymous and I'm here to say:
I hate living and I am gay.
Hark ser Pavel, and good day,
My Christian name is CIA.
We journeyed to the meeting zone,
But the doctor was not alone.
I fear doctor this party ends,
Our deal did not include your friends.
Nay agent, you are incorrect.
These men do not my life protect.
Worry not, ser CIA.
For these men you need not pay.
Good ser, I plainly fail to see,
What use these men would be to me.
Well agent, these hooded knaves,
Nearly put us in our graves.
They laid in wait to spring their trap,
Ser Pavel they aimed to kidnap.
The rogue who set them on their task,
Was the man who wears the mask.
Surely you do not mean Bane?
Alright, embark upon our plane.
Our Lords in Langley I'll notify,
That with the doctor we now fly.
Hark now, knaves, and listen well,
For you may soon end up in Hell.
The first of you to knowledge share,
Will stay with us safe in the air.
Tell me man, and tell me true,
The name of he who hired you,
To take the Doctor from his home,
And carry him to place unknown.
...Will you not speak? The you shall die,
"Not good" 's how I'd describe you fly.
The next among you I shall ask:
Bane! Why does he wear the mask?
Your silence is both strange and bold,
For one who fights for naught but gold.
Perhaps the man does simply wonder,
Why, before you'd throw him yonder,
You would shoot him in the head,
And cast him out when he is dead.
Finally a man here who can speak,
You may be the one I seek.
Tell me this: what is your name?
Lest you suffer a fate the same.
It matters not, dear CIA.
It did not matter until the day,
I set my mind upon my task,
And donned my distinctive mask.
If I removed, with my fair hand,
the mask that has become your brand,
Would forth the maw of death creep,
and bring about eternal sleep?
An action such as that would be
painful to an extreme degree.
But the pain that would ensue,
could surely be endured by you,
For after all, I clearly see,
A man of grander build than me.
It seems you have mistaken it,
it won't be I that bites the bit!
Painful times are sure ahead
but not for me - for you, instead.
Surely Bane you had not planned,
To end up captive in my hand?
Of course dear man, now here I am.
I shall unveil my master plan.
The Doctor's aid we had sought,
But in with you he threw his lot.
With my own eyes I had to see,
What knowledge he had shared with ye.
Nothing, I have not told them a word,
To think otherwise would be absurd.
Ser Bane it seems you are now here,
Pray, dear ser, lend me your ear,
And allow me, if it pleases you,
to ask what you intend to do.
So tell me, if you even can,
what's the next step in your master plan?
My plan, you see, is quite insane
For I intend to crash this plane
To send it falling from the sky
So all aboard will surely die!
NAY! You cannot do this Bane!
For I am the lord of this plane!
Hold up, brother - you stay here,
We cannot all just disappear
One of us must stay in the plane,
But your death shall not be in vain.
Tell me, brother, if it pleases you,
Of the ravaging fire that we pursue.
Is it small and calm and unexcited,
Or is kindled, warm and ignited?
The mighty flame for which you die,
Is burning hot and rising high.
Pray doctor, 'tis not the time for fear!
Such time has yet to draw near.
Against what light
is false what breath
sucked, for deadness.
Murder, the cleansed
purpose, frail, against
God, if they bring him
bleeding, I would not
forgive, or even call him
black dada nihilismus.
The protestant love, wide windows,
color blocked to Mondrian, and the
ugly silent deaths of jews under
the surgeons knife. (To awake on
69th street with money and a hip
nose. Black dada nihilismus, for
the umbrellad jesus. Trillby intrigue
movie house presidents sticky on the floor.
B.D.N., for the secret men, Hermes, the
blacker art. Thievery (ahh, they return
those secret gold killers. Inquisitors
of the cocktail hour. Trismegistus, have
them, in their transmutation, from stone
to bleeding pearl, from lead to burning
looting, dead Moctezuma, find the West
a grey hideous space.
2.
From Sartre, a white man, it gave
the last breath. And we beg him die,
before he is killed. Plastique, we
do not have, only thin heroic blades.
The razor. Our flail against them, why
you carry knives? Or brutaled lumps of
heart? Why you stay, where they can
reach? Why you sit, or stand, or walk
in this place, a window on a dark
warehouse. Where the minds packed in
straw. New homes, these towers, for those
lacking money or art. A cult of death
need of the simple striking arm under
the streetlamp. The cutters, from under
their rented earth. Come up, black dada
nihilismus. Rape the white girls. Rape
their fathers. Cut the mothers throats.
Black dada nihilismus, choke my friends
in their bedrooms with their drinks spilling
and restless for tilting hips or dark liver
lips sucking splinters from the masters thigh.
Black scream
and chant, scream,
and dull, un
earthly
hollering. Dada, bilious
what ugliness, learned in the dome, colored holy
shit (i call them sinned
or lost
burned masters
of the lost
nihil German killers
all our learned
art, member
what you said
money, God, power,
a moral code, so cruel
it destroyed Byzantium, Tenochtitlan, Commanch
(got it, Baby!
For tambo, willie best, dubois, patrice, mantan, the
bronze buckaroos.
For Jack Johnson, asbestos, tonto, buckwheat,
billie holiday.
For tom russ, loverture, vesey, beau jack,
(may a lost god damballah, rest or save us
against the murders we intend
against his lost white children
black
dada
nihilismus
I’ve been drinking again
Go to bed at 2am
Feeling quite unhappy
And I know that it’s sappy
But I want to start a family
It really means a lot to me
Doubt I’ll ever do it though
Probably end up with stupid ho
No morals or tradition
Believes in dumb shit like superstition
Feminism and career goals
Wants to do away with gender roles
Sexual liberation
Something wrong with this nation
Romance is dead and buried
Single moms twice remarried
Only for financial support
Prenups don’t hold up in court
Used goods, not my thing
Ain’t giving someone like that a ring
The death of the nuclear family
Is bad news for society
Concentrate on university
Depressed by the enormity
Of America’s social mess
The cause of a lot of stress
Time is flying by
Fewer options for an older guy
I could get back with my ex
But the baggage just ain’t worth it
The only thing I liked was the sex
But in every other way she’s pure shit
Probably die bitter and alone
But at least I can vent about it on my phone
☆Twinkle Twinkle little cunt,
Looking for some puss to hunt,
No matter how hard you try
To go get some on the sly
Twinkle Twinkle little cunt,
Looking for some puss to hunt!☆
capitalism sucks
jobs are really lame
I don't give two fucks,
play a video game
I LIVED THROUGH STRUGGLE
I HAD CUP OF NOODLES FOR BREAKFAST
EVERYDAY LAST WEEK
MY CAR GOT A FLAT TIRE
AND IM STILL STANDING
LIKE A TREE, LIKE A ROCK, LIKE A FUCKING LION I AM POWER
IM OUT OF SRIRACHA FOR MY NOODLES WHEN I GET HOME BUT THATS OK BECAUSE ILL BE GOING TO THE SUPERMARKET ON MY WAY OUT THANK YOU EVERYBODY
AROOOO
Standin' on the rooftops, givin' Tim a blowjob, whoooah-oah
eastern europeans and rooftop koreans
I'm dtf but she just wanna be friends
[tune: Eleanor Rigby]
Oliver Cromwell
lived in a horse 'til his children divorced
then he screamed
into a pylon
Eat all the cheez-its
once more you shit, and I'll hand you a jar full of horns
into your rectum
I haven't been to DQN
Since September 7000 or so (1993)
Holy shits, this site still exits
So many memories
Miton ga suki
I ain't happy
The 10 rolls: bad
Love live sunshine
Weapon: bag
My Grid's useless
But not for long
My Omega's Coming on
It's coming on
It's coming on
Acres of dry clouds
Stuffed full of soulmeat
Cops fall asleep standing up on the rainbeat
They say no man might be an Island, but an Island Makes The Man...
'Specially when they come from one called Newfoundland.
And to da ones dat left , Ye're never truley gone
Dere's a candle in da window and da kettles always on!
Zero point
Alpha Beta
Muno sleeps in the forest
Yo Gabba Gabba listen for truth
Trudy hides in the forest
480
Q
I am a Brown bear...
I was born under Hokkaido's sky!
In the wild I did abide.
A human decided to bother me one day...
I fought long and hard, such is the bear's way.
He pushed me off a cliff and said that I was killed.
But I am livin' still...
...
I'll always be around, around, around, around, around.........
“Praying For Rain”
The sky god is also named Zhang
Why does he make life hard for me
If it doesn’t rain in three days
I’ll demolish your temple
Then I’ll have cannons bombard your mom
“Untitled”
Someone asks me how many women I have
I really don’t know either
Yesterday a boy called me ‘dad’
I don’t know who his mother is
“Visiting Mount Tai”
From afar, Mount Tai looks blackish
Narrow on top and wide at the bottom
If you flipped it upside down
It would be narrow at the bottom and wide on top
I GOT SOME EAR PAIN
AND NOW I CAN'T FEEL A GOOD
HALF OF MY DAMN FACE
The sound of George Washington's bell
Rings of the impermanence of populous British colonies
Once upon a midnight dreary, as I rolled, weak and wary,
over many a minimum roll and spooks of heroes of lore,
While I nodded, nearly crying, suddenly there came a sparking,
a gold picture of one casting, a Caster at the gacha's door
"'tis Merlin" I muttered, "Merlin at my Chaldea's door -only him and nothing more"
Quoth the gacha, "Helena"
sheltered existence's
selfish insistences
tenko's rampage
can't be assuaged
BURMA SHAVE
see these nuts see these balls
see this dick
hit these walls
Let me put a poem, all across the land
It's about a guy whos in a band
He toots all day that much is true
But boy can he play that horb.
Hello sir im horny for boys
fuk u mate imhorny for ploys
Oompa Loompa doopity doo
Hitlers gassing millions of jews
>>374
Umm, excuse me, but many more Soviet civilians died in WW2, even if USSR nor its successor states didn't play the furnaces of holocaust card.
>>375
Well there was probably far worse shit going on within the timeframe of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory than some kids being idiots, but they didn't sing songs about that, did they. Ergo, all Oompa Loompa whataboutism is futile.
>>376
On the moral compass, I wonder what was more wrong: Willy Wonka's Oompa Loompa forced labour and exploitation or the cruel and unusual torture of the nasty kids, to which their parents or, otherwise, legal guardians didn't agree.
I have cancelled
the ticket
for the lady superhero movie
and which
i wanted to
trash
on the review website
Forgive me
my masculinity
is so toxic
and so fragile
(boot me up) IT'S INTEL INSIDE
(shut me down) UPDATE IS REQUIRED
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