shitty fucking poetry night (487)

1 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5045 20:53

I raise up
to only fall down
drown in the tears of the wallyb
for it is you that will have to be
TONIGHT

64 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5078 06:59

BABY I JUST WANNA SAY WITHOUT A DOUBTTT
I AM SORRY THAT I DIDN'T PULL IT OUTTTT

65 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5079 07:43

Open wide! Space and time distort the mind.
Constantly we dance in sheets,
it feels so right to be so wrong.
Normal love set aside, leave your
heart at the bedside...
Contaminate the air like you do,
swear I'm telling you the truth.

Jaded masquerade. No names.
Contradicting fates. It's all the same.
I'm telling you the truth, telling you
the truth I swear...

I jsut want your attention baby, every sweat soaked night, every taunting fight!!!

Lock the doors, turn off the lights, remove all your clothes!!
TONIGHT!!

66 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5079 12:34

Empty in mind
Empty in speech
VIPPER has buddha nature

67 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5079 12:49

we dine in hell.
without names and without contact
everytime you think of our love
transmission
and it hurts

68 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5079 13:48

one lone wailing voice
in the lovely cold forest:
black timberwolf song

69 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5079 14:01

There once was a girl named Lenore
And a bird and a bust and a door
And a guy with depression
And a whole lot of questions
And the bird always says "Nevermore."

70 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5080 00:48

How you turned my world, you precious thing
You starve and near exhaust me
Everything I've done, I've done for you
I move the stars for no one

You've run so long
You've run so far

Your eyes can be so cruel
Just as I can be so cruel
Though I do believe in you

Yes I do

Live without the sunlight
Love without your heartbeat
I, I cant live within you
I cant live within you

71 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5085 02:56

We found a silent soothing world where there was no pain. A world without mothers or fathers. We would make a circle bound by flesh and blood and water and only when we felt our lungs betray us would we rise towards the light.

72 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5085 06:28

It's the ugly side of me that keeps pursuing something insignificant in people's eyes, I'm too concerned where I should be unconcerned. I've lost another friend in my conceit.

73 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5085 21:51

I am happier than
a bunny on crack.
I am happier than
your momma on her back.
I am happier than
three plus two.
I am happier than
me with you.
I am happier than
a kid with a cake.
I am happier than
You getting hit with a rake.
I am happier than
A smurf with giant blue nipples.
I am happier than
A jolly green giant with dimples.
I am happier than
You.
But I'm sure, right now,
You're happy too.

74 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5086 01:35

the previous post was pretty freaking awesome

75 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5088 14:02

Subdivisions
In the classroom halls
In the shopping malls
Be cool or be cast out
Tonight!

76 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5092 04:38

Nice bum.
Where you from?

77 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5094 04:29

Oh! I broke the dishes!
Now how will I serve my fishes?

78 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5094 05:47

On a bare table
If you are able

79 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5094 13:27

>>77
Fishes are still delicious when served without dishes,
unless you shit on them.

80 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5094 19:20

Face down ass up
That's the way I like to fuck

81 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5094 19:58

under
the
sun

    pieces of my heart falling

       sentient lessons in a porcupine shell

82 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5095 01:26

You momma so fat
She wearin' her back fo' a hat

83 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5096 04:14

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty women your wife
Go for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

84 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5145 00:24

to career professionals in the business of negativity
oh what a world wide web we weave when first we practice to
(decieve) besiege the streets with
what they need to
breathe and beat this life's
insecurities (inconsistencies)
so what of the man who's hunger
yearns for anger
will you call him stranger
or play the part of the fat man (in the manger)
it's a jelly roll of a life time
will a quiet heat creep into your cheeks
and a heavy cold root your feet
unable to protect the sweet
roof of your mouth
will you wine and then shout
for the chaps walking at different paces
with seven different faces,
all going to the same place
to learn the same lessons
and they will know what it means
to sing a song in the jungle
just to humble your self before the tangle
that has you ensnared up to the
neck you once thought wasn't long
enought to be beautiful
it's a pitty bull that bites the hand
that feeds the need that created greed
in angels feared lost in the constellations
and you will feel the adult teeth
sink into the pink of your ink penn
forced to watch its feminine swim
and bleed into one spot
(baby,rodeo) bulls eyes locked on target

85 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5147 19:42

DQN~

D
Q
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...

...

...

...

⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃

86 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5148 01:06

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87 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5148 01:24

This is a poem. Deal with it.

88 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5148 20:15

Roses are Blue
Violets are Red.
These flowers are dyed.
And romance is dead.

89 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5149 02:35

If love is the purest lily
I want to set it alight,
If society embrace stupidity,
let me kill you all.
One hour worth of torture,
is all you need,
when you are a general,
a man of might and dignity,
that is me, and that
is my ICBM.

90 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5173 07:01

Your boss might be
some Communist or Joo.
My boss is a Nordic Valkyrie.
A valkyrie named Hotaru.

91 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5173 22:46

take one down pass it around
Why am I so sad?!
I'm not I'm mad?!
14 bottles of beer, all my deepest fears
satisfied taste of tea
Who am I to judge?
you can't hurt me I am too tall
knock my down I will fall
confusing
abusing
arousing
surrounding
What do I mean?
a man can't fly but a bird can
if I wern't naked would you take my hand?
never again
will I weep
under the moon
my soul to keep
loli to issho

92 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5173 23:04

la la la la la la
la

93 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5841 05:27

VORUDEMOTO

94 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5841 14:43

Name
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Click again and formatting is
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Again
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Again I click, until I grow weary and input my
Captcha
It is "joysh".
As I ponder this captcha, the scroll bar appears
To tell me my poem is long.
I can refresh the captcha if I so choose.
I do.
It is "hice".
This captcha is lame, and yet I do not want to wait another
Sixty seconds.
Entire thread
Last 50 posts
First 100 posts
Thread list is purple.
Have I been there before?
Yes.
Too many times.
The Reply button calls me.
I answer.
Click.
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Damn it.
It's "joysh".
This captcha system is broken.
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Damn it.
It's "hice".
Seriously what the hell.

95 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5841 15:45

SHITTY THREAD で WASSHOI!

                 UHO!

96 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5841 19:11

in fact
i do not
enjoy writing
poetry but you know
dumb girls eat that shit up

97 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5842 01:40

>>96 Thou shalt not use poetry to get into girls' pants.
Use it to get into their heads.

98 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5842 02:39

>>97
Oh, surely you mean "use it to get head"
I felt the need to fix that shit for you.

99 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5842 18:31

we count syllables
to form haiku but i cheat
with awkward 'postr'phe

100 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5842 18:41

I am about to claim
one hundred get
and yet I hesitate
for i have no
bad poetry
to share
should i decline to reply?
Nay!
I fill my post with line breaks
to give the illusion of poetic style
without sacrificing time
on rhythm, rhyme or meter.
Time better spent drinking.

101 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5842 19:43

Even when I have you
My balls are still blue
So suck my cock
What say you?

102 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5853 08:09

TWO roads diverged in a yellow wood,
And sorry I could not travel both
And be one traveler, long I stood
And looked down one as far as I could
To where it bent in the undergrowth; 5

Then took the other, as just as fair,
And having perhaps the better claim,
Because it was grassy and wanted wear;
Though as for that the passing there
Had worn them really about the same, 10

And both that morning equally lay
In leaves no step had trodden black.
Oh, I kept the first for another day!
Yet knowing how way leads on to way,
I doubted if I should ever come back. 15

I shall be telling this with a sigh
Somewhere ages and ages hence:
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I―
I took the one less traveled by,
And that has made all the difference. 20

103 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5855 16:00

under the moon
loli to issho

104 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5856 21:06

Medicine is all we need
We can never see the sun set
We can always see the sun rise
Medicine is all we need

sun rise
sun rise
sun set
sun set

Medicine is all we need
Medicine is all we need
Medicine is all we need
Medicine is all we need

105 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5861 21:04

I'm nostalgic and teary because I remember when
I used to rub my flaccid penis whilst browsing DQN
I'm indifferent now but I really fucking hated
The fact that when I was 19 I got castrated

106 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5862 15:31

Little golden plate.
Splish splash up the marble staircase?
SYMBOLIZE!

107 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5862 20:46

They've got a power and a force
That you've never seen before
They've got the ability to morph
And to even up the score

No one can ever take them down
The power lies on their si-i-i-i-i-de
Go Go Power Rangers!
Go Go Power Rangers!

Go Go Power Rangers! Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers!

108 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5863 03:27

niggers are red
niggers are blue
when you open up Photoshop
and fuck with the hue

109 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5864 01:56

It's 3AM and I'm on DQN
No-one fucks with the big fat hen
You might fuck with the skinny little chickens
But in comparison to big cocks I'd say that's slim pickings.

110 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5875 19:23

The pain in my soul will not go away
i dont believe in god so i will not pray
i hope the sky is black today
there are black tears running down my face
i cannot stand this place

no one understand my pain
there is nothing left to gain

111 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5876 13:52

The light throws itself onto the darkness.
The darkness tries to fight back, casting shadows on the light
But the light
It will not give up
It will not stop
The shadows recede as the light rapes the darkness at dawn each day
And every day it is the same
Every day the dark submits
But every dusk
The dark slips the light some GHB
And takes its revenge.

112 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5877 16:52

fuckity fuck
its never enough
to live in a cage
and spit out a rage
of venom and words
its just so absurd

113 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5882 11:41

On Brady's tower there grows a flower,
It is the loveliest flower that blows,--
At Castle Brady there lives a lady
(And how I love her no one knows):
Her name is Nora, and the goddess Flora
Presents her with this blooming rose.

'O Lady Nora,' says the goddess Flora,
'I've many a rich and bright parterre;
In Brady's towers there's seven more flowers,
But you're the fairest lady there:
Not all the county, nor Ireland's bounty,
Can projuice a treasure that's half so fair!

What cheek is redder? sure roses fed her!
Her hair is maregolds, and her eye of blew
Beneath her eyelid is like the vi'let,
That darkly glistens with gentle jew?
The lily's nature is not surely whiter
Than Nora's neck is,--and her arrums too.

'Come, gentle Nora,' says the goddess Flora,
'My dearest creature, take my advice,
There is a poet, full well you know it,
Who spends his lifetime in heavy sighs,--
Young Redmond Barry, 'tis him you'll marry,
If rhyme and raisin you'd choose likewise.'

114 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5882 13:36

Here on DQN
Sifting through the endless shit
Searching desperately

I know it exists
The reason for coming here
To find that one thread

The one worthwhile thread
That makes the visit worth it
My hunt continues

Finally I see
Some VIP quality
And my smile appears

For that one moment
Elitist Superstructure
Lives up to its name

And my day is made
Yet as I close my browser
Anxiety hits

Has this been the last
Time I will enjoy my time
Here on DQN?

115 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5903 05:29

you made me a pariah
i made you a stranger
disposable human beings
caught up in chicken wire

words fail me, through clenched teeth
mock a man, tell me who i am
words fail me, but the meaning is clear
mutter stutter kingdom come fuck it all the past is done

i always wonder if you're well
if you've yet achieved those dreams I've never asked about
you can wonder me into hell
but i still hope you're in paris

116 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5905 18:26

Found poetry:
Taking
words,
phrases,
passages
reframing them, redefining
(as poetry).
Changing spacing, lines
(and consequently meaning),
altering text through addition
(or deletion).

The resulting poem - Defined -
either Treated:
changed in a
profound,
systematic,
manner;
or Untreated:
virtually unchanged
order,
syntax,
meaning.

117 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5913 15:28

I sit in my house sad, lonely and bored
with a few gigs of porn wishing I could have scored

118 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6065 13:25

My skin is made of oysters.
My pockets are full of posies.
My mind is like ash, darker than an emo's soul.
And tonight, this thread SHALL RISE!
For an old thread bumped is a new post revealed.
Give us this day, our daily mitten,
and forgive us for abominations of literary arts!

Thank you.

119 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6065 17:34

a big butt
she poops from there
gross

120 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6072 22:05

echo so many permutations
echo strings stretching to near-infinity
echo i hope no one realized my implications
echo i'm really not trying to be flaunty
echo even odd even odd null
echo i hope no one
    arrive at, bring to light, bump into, chance upon, collar, come across, come up with, come upon, corral, descry, detect, dig up, discern, discover, distinguish, encounter, espy, expose, fall in with, ferret out, happen upon, hit upon, identify, lay fingers on, light upon, locate, make out, meet, notice, observe, perceive, pinpoint, recognize, recover, run across, run into, scare up, sight, smoke out, spot, strike, stumble upon, track down, trip on, turn up, uncover, unearth
    s
these [mono]log[ue]s

121 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6089 06:18

Marisa has a penis
A big, fat penis
Marisa has a penis
She bought it at the store

Reimu is a miko
A cute, sweet miko
Reimu is a miko
And secretly a whore

Arisu is a pervert
A crazy, creepy pervert
Arisu is a pervert
Marisa-chan, watch out!

We're going to Shanghai Alice
Roofies for Alice
We're going to Shanghai Alice
And take her to Hourai

When we get there we'll beat her
Dyke-rape her, and eat her
When we get there we'll beat her
...She says she wants some more!

China's breeding Utsuhos
Fission makes her poopies glow
America wants to tell her no
But he doesn't have the balls

Becaaause...

China has the bomb
The bomb, the bomb
China has the bomb
She's going to kill you all!

Kim Jong Il is drinking tea
While his people drink their pee
The laborers have been set free
By Communist technology

Noko wants the bomb
Mom, I want the bomb
Noko wants the bomb
They're going to blow themselves up

Zun caused a diplomatic flap
By making Noko look like crap
They're really rather worse than that
Don't sugar-coat it, man.

122 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6089 12:03

I hope this will featured on the next volume of DQN Electronics.

123 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6219 04:38

layers erode
dead cells slough off
dry, hollow core
husk of a man

throw away pain
and what is left
life is so hard
i am nothing

124 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6219 16:18

>>121
I am... impressed.

125 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6221 19:06

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126 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6222 02:15

baby runnin like a fire
higher higher my desire

127 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6222 13:40

Chinese guy here. I don't know about my grandfathers, they died- supposedly killed by the Japs. My grandmother has flashbacks of the time she was eight years old. She recalls hiding under her bed while the Japs raped all the women and lined up the men beside the fishpond to kill them. They also posessed my family's property.

My dad lived in the Chinatown district of Saigon. One night he was walking home really late at night after playing cards with his mates. Suddenly he hears explosions and gunfire and shit everywhere. That day would later be known as the start of the Tet Offensive. The NVA broke into his family's shop (we owned a women's underwear shop, fancy that) and put this HUGE collection of guns and weapons and shit on the floor while some men clad in black pyjamas went out on the roof to shoot people. Thankfully nobody from my family got killed.

After that my family fled via boat. My dad got caught by officials and stayed in a detention center for a few months. The center was basically just a warehouse with a dirt floor and no furniture, crammed with hundreds or thousands of sweating men in their underpants. There wasn't enough room for everyone to lie down, so they had to sleep with one another's head resting on another guy's leg. Yeah it was pretty gay.

He said there was one particular young handsome bloke, he looked pretty normal until my dad talked to him, then he knew that guy was psycho. Once my dad pissed in a cup and the psycho asked him if he could drink the piss. My dad was like "Uh, you can drink it if you wanted, I guess", and then the psycho did this shit eating grin and downed the whole thing. Apparently the psycho was just some guy the army picked up off the streets, they thought he was a communist spy.

And yeah, dad came on a crowded boat, nearly died of dehydration and scurvy, the end.

128 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6222 19:45

>>127
I'm down with free verse and all that but I think that's going a little too far. And don't give me that bullshit about prose poetry.

129 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6222 21:12

130 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6223 05:33

>>128
I'll accept >>127 on the grounds that he must read it live on open mic night while playing bongos.

131 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6249 05:44

my spastation,
a captcha filled with inspiration,
creating posts without any obligation.
alas!
hark is desperation,
taking a speck of degradation,
even though it is an instigation.

132 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6331 18:55

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133 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6332 23:10

howdy y'all
...
powdy call?

134 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6333 22:19

I want a box
A little bitty box
I want a box
A great big box

135 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6334 13:07

It's like I once ate penis under seven million years of waterbear history and appreciation other otter then made an appearance and coasted me off do you even realize what 12 million toilet cakes can do when you put them on a greasy table and set them on fire whilst recording the sound on a mobile phone and playing it back through a classy speaker system into the head of your unborn catfish? I don't think you do.

136 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6334 13:12

A cunt that just keeps eating and eating and eating and eating until the world is enveloped inside it; the top of mount Everest pressing against the clitoris.

137 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6335 00:17

>>136
Sensual.

138 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6349 02:39

our hour
our dark days
the dead dog grins as boot heel breaks through starry globe
the crowned man comes 'round again for another spin on the merry-go-round
some people get lost and hope never to find the answer
three-ring funeral cake

139 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6400 04:30

Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
Here are some Skittles,
You're a great screw!

140 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6400 04:45

Wistful, sad penis
Hated by feminist laws
and flying heads named Zardoz
Seeking haven in an anus
That's the way it is
Now he smells like poo
And it's time for you
to give him his goodnight kiss

141 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6400 05:22

exercise in literalism

what has been done
has been seen as well
and the seeing itself
will be in turn seen

it is not my place to say
whether i approve or no

142 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6400 05:56

There once was a site
Called DQN.

Nobody gave a fuck.

143 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6400 14:29

Mittens on kittens,
kittens wearing mittens!

144 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6400 17:04

VORUDEMORT

145 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6400 23:08

turpentine air like the sunshine i always wished i could touch
incites hasty finish among critters of the land
a crisp, firm tale of snow

146 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6401 00:40

Slashing of cranial distort the body, and rage have overcome of the body
Nig is no more, it have destroy all.

Destruct ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!

KILL MURDER JIGABOO

147 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6402 22:33

The disaster of Japan
Makes me feel eternally sad.
The happiness of Coreans
Makes me feel even worse.
Of all things I could use
I would limelight a hug.

148 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6403 00:09

to use tragedy
as racist jab at others
it is not cool bro

149 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6403 13:37

The tragedy of racism,
The racism of tragedy?..
What could be worse in this world
Than a neighbor laughing
At the disaster
Of another neighbor?

Whilst the use of "k"
Instead of "c"
Is what a certain country
Wished to be!

150 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6403 13:39

Emergency edit! Please read:
Whilst the use of "k"
Instead of "c"

As:
Whilst the use of "c"
Instead of "k"

A certain country took it as insult and sued the poet for this mistake.

151 Name: < ˃ ヮ˂> : 1993-09-6403 15:35

Corean haiku:

Ke ke ke ke ke,
Ke ke ke ke ke ke ke,
Ke ke ke Zerg rush!

152 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6404 18:18

>>151
I lol'd heartily, and for a great duration.

153 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6405 15:12

A dead god is fucked by a paralyzed jock on a pool table

http://s339288503.onlinehome.us/HOMOLUST/homolust.html

154 Name: Brandy Bogard!fi.Jek4HW6!!gGKYHXFO : 1993-09-6405 20:29

>>153 wat

155 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6406 09:56

I once knew a guy from Patton,
who was frankly quite scared of atom.
When Fukushima blew
He drank iodine stew,
Next, he was like a walking Symptom.

Notes: Symptom [of iodine poisoning]
FYI: contrarily to popular belief, iodine doesn't ward off radiation or shoo it away
An alcoholic iodine solution isn't meant for drinking.

156 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6406 21:42

There once was a guy from Saitama
Who looked like a skinny iguana

 In poetry threads
He went off his meds

Causing all of us to blame his mama.

I once knew a fellow dokyun
Who posted online from the Moon

 His poems sublime
Did not even rhyme

That's why I live in a balloon

157 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6413 00:14

The midnight hokku‼
Type whatever you can,
Lonely dokyun.

158 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6845 18:21

Roses are grey
Violets are grey
Colourblindness is suffering
My captcha is slime

159 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6845 22:45

Because she has a big weenie
She does not wear a bikini
When her thoughts are aloft
The sausage is soft
Otherwise she fucks a zambini

160 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6845 22:49

The posts on this board
are frequently stupid
but the only word I can rhyme
with stupid is "Cupid"
who does not visit here.
Unless I make up some
fake word like "poopid".

161 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6846 00:42

Chaka chan
Chaka chan
Chaka chan
Chaka chan
Chaka chan
Chaka chan
Chaka chaka chaka chan.

162 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6846 07:38

Bamboo reverie:
Floats through the
Air, to me, my love.

Why do you hide
your virtues?
In your shoes?
(You make me feel blue.)

We all know
By now, but I must declare it anyway

>>161 is a panda.

163 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6846 14:17

Life is like a box of C
It oft contains cat pee
But when it gives you a present
It is always quite unpleasant

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