ITT Things that aren't funny that you laughed at (67)

1 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5088 02:00

A bus with "Sina Coach" on the side stopped in Chinatown

2 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5088 03:43

3 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5088 04:38

5 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5088 07:07

My friend told me a story about his cat getting run over and a loled

6 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5088 12:02

>>5
But that is funny.

7 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5088 13:28

"Rejected"'s anal bleeding sequence.

8 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5088 13:58

International Terrorism

9 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5088 21:38

>>8
But that is funny.

10 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5088 22:45

Lucky Star.

11 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5088 23:56

A system of multiple camshaft lobes with rollerized followers that can be switched for increased lift and duration in one stage, found on inline four cylinder engines fitted to front wheel drive vehicles, and the instant when the rollerized cam follower is shifted from the low lift/duration lobe to the high lift/duration lobe, at 5000 revolutions per minute.

12 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5092 04:31

> rollerized

that's a funny word

13 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5095 22:02

>>12 But rollerization is not a funny thing! By replacing metal to metal wear surfaces with roller bearings, friction can be reduced, and durability can be increased.

14 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5096 15:39

My five-year old sister being hideously raped by my father, screaming in terrible pain as he shoved a steak knife up her virgin vagina, cutting a hole for his fist and eventually his rifle with which he fucked her until she passed out from the pain, after which he fired the gun thrice and proceeded to rape her dead body through the eyeballs.

15 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5096 15:44

9/11

16 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5100 10:43

4chan and DQN.

17 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5111 01:38

Uranus

18 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5111 17:13

This thread.

19 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5113 02:55

The Holocaust.

20 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5113 10:41

Penis

21 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5114 11:47

My yeast infection

22 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5114 18:34

(´^ิω^ิ)

23 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5115 02:57

>>20's penis, but it is comically small.

24 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5115 20:23

The fact id rather fuck a 12yr old boy dressed as a girl rather than my partner

25 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5116 00:38

The nyoro~n girl

26 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5116 01:03

smoked goat cheese.

27 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5117 00:32

Concentration camps

28 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5117 04:14

⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃

29 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5117 21:02

This board.

30 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5118 01:52

The rotating cylinders thread.

31 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5118 22:23

Wankel Engines

32 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5119 03:40

polka-dot pants.

33 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5119 03:45

>>32s faggotry

34 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5126 18:48

AIDS

35 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5130 18:11

crippled cat on youtube

36 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5160 01:48

shitting dicknipples

37 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5161 04:52

The IRS's wishful thinking in believing they can get me to pay my taxes.

38 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5161 05:08

39 Name: TrippytheTripcode!PYZX54X2L. : 1993-09-5161 10:14

YTMND vs. Sega.

41 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5162 20:28

The fact that >>40 thinks we all have oink accounts

42 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5162 22:10

43 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5162 23:10

My ex's vagina.

44 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5163 01:02

45 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5163 01:37

Chuck Norris

46 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5163 17:29

someone replying "do a barrel roll" to a serious relationship question.

47 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5167 22:16

48 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5168 01:31

penises in general, unlike >>3

49 Name: 1985-1988 Nissan Maxima : 1993-09-5177 01:00

Caster Oil

50 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5177 10:04

( ・-・) >>34, it's not that there's a restrictive pattern, it's just that you're by far the worst poster in existence with the worst character in existence. Stop wasting everyone else's time and get rid of your meaningless fucking life.

51 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5674 20:37

Bumping a really old thread that everyone stopped caring about over 497 days ago.

52 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5675 04:18

A husband and wife that recently got arrested for raping their 1-day-old baby in hospital.

I am ashamed of myself, I promise, though perhaps not as ashamed as i should be.

53 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5683 23:06

Katie Couric... Though before the South Park episode "More crap" I never laughed about Katie Couric.

54 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5684 14:26

>>52 link to story??

55 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5684 16:26

>>54 I was sure it was in the ctrl+v thread, but i can't find it. I even posted some of the comments from the article in that thread

56 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5684 16:34

57 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5684 18:30

>>56 no it was a news story about it. I seem to remember it was an anime forum site or something. Most of the comments were "OMG HOW CUD SUM1 DO THAT! FUKIN SIKOS"

58 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5686 05:54

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59 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8703 21:49

A fuzzy little old dog had a short siezure and made this "er er er er er er er er" noise.

60 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8705 02:22

61 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8709 17:40

Some drunk idiot collapsed on the sidewalk and then let out this huge musical fart.

62 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8709 18:26

A couple of times this week I've seen a dog and it reminded me of >>59

63 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9907 16:36

Putting chemicals in the water that turn the freakin frogs gay.

64 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9907 19:02

>>63
The sad thing is, Jones is actually right there. Water pollution does feminize wildlife and causes more non reproductive sexual behavior thus stunting population growth.
Its funny that thats the thing that became the meme when he was correct for once.

65 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9907 23:15

>>64
i think male frogs can pretty much nut all day without suffering any problems, if they're anything like most species. moreover i think homosex is pretty common among a lot of species too. neither is the gayness relevant to the girl frogs because to put it politely theyre probably getting fertilized whether or not they want to. it's probably more an issue of a chemicals causing e.g. lower sperm count or genetic damage.

amphibian extinction / pop decline is a legit issue but i'm not convinced that homosexuality had much to do with it, and tying that up with it for purposes of appealing to a homophobic audience was a bad look.

speaking of which, i'm not really convinced alex jones's audience is very homophobic either. butt sex is pretty popular ever since obama legalized the gay, hell trump's supreme court even did ENDA and basically nobody complained. jones often takes what should be a good point and does such a bad job of explaining it sometimes that it seems intentional

in conclusion i think alex jones is working for the illuminati

66 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9908 08:38

>>65
My point was water pollution caused feminization not homosexuality, because exclusive homosexuality is actually pretty rare in animals and males being feminized results in lower virility like you’re saying.
Not to mention that animals masturbate and practice necrophilia commonly, I think we're in agreement here.
I agree with what you’re saying, but for a layperson "chemicals in the water turning the frogs gay" is a decent way to put it.
Also, yeah, homoness is very popular amongst the far-right, most people don't give a shit except the deeply religious. Remember the gayness on alt-right?
Good times.
https://youtu.be/MADvxFXWvwE

67 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9908 21:00

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