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i @˜§-]@|! i@I've been out of raw chicken since I opened this diner.
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( ß ƒŽß) Marty! I need another order of that Chicken Tartar!
( ß ƒŽß) and so do Sam & Ella!
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( ß ƒŽß) It's Boxing Day!
( ß ƒŽß) Was there ever a more appropriate day to have mittens in the boxed lunch?
( ß ƒŽß) Hey, nice place you got here. I'll have a coffee.
i@EÍEjI'll have the fingerless bike gloves.
( LƒÖ`) Hello there! I'll have the full English breakfast.
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i @˜§-]@|! i@We're open for the holidays. Go away.
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( ß ƒŽß)b These boxed mittens I found in your dumpster are great.
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i @˜§-]@|! i@Those were some backwards d's that we just couldnt find a use for.
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( ß ƒŽß) Hi. I like releasing the emergency kittens.
Someone call the security, >22 is harassing the local townsfolk!
( ß ƒŽß) I didn't do it, you can't prove anythinnnnggg.
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( ß ƒŽß) Where are your kitten mittens?
( > ƒŽ<) GIMME THOSE KITTEN MITTENS YOU GREEDY SACK OF SHIT BEFORE I MARCH OVER THERE AND CHOP OFF YOUR CUTE LITTLE HANDS
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( LƒÖ`) No, I asked for mutton. A really nice MLT.
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Andrew von Eschenbach
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The Rei's Diner,
After constant attempts to notify you we have decided to use force in order to shut down your business. Please, stop doing business right now. Do not try to resist or you will be raped. The food and your place is business is not only disgusting, it's inside a broken down and condemned crack house. You don't even use food, you just use the spare heroin needles that you find on the floor. You will also be sued for creating a huge aids problem in the U.S..
I hope you die,
Andrew von Eschenbach
( LƒÖ`) Now where will we sit while we wait for our mutton?
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i @˜§-]@|! i@Don't worry, we never did any business to begin with.
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i @˜§-]@|! i@I'm sorry, there's no jack here. You must have a wrong number.
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The Rei's Diner,
I didn't lie about the needles because I just had a burger and it
was full of heroine needles. You bitch!
Fuck off and die you whore,
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i @˜§-]@|! i@I checked the books and I haven't sold a single burger this year.
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All that I want is a silicon girl
With silicone lips and silicon hair
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i @˜§-]@|! i don't understand your question.
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i @˜§-]@|! i@No. Get lost. We don't serve that here
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( ß ƒŽß) Rei, can you show me your "special" mittens again?
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i @˜§-]@|! i@They're right inside of the oven. Go on.
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i @˜§-]@|! i@Get the hose, Security Kitten!
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( LƒÖ`) Blasphemy? This is GRAAAAAAAANDPA!
( ß ƒŽß) I am in complete and utter shock at this indecency.
Indecency!? THIS IS ASCIII!!!!
( E-E) I'll have some ancient pop-cultural references, thank you.
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( ß ƒŽß) I think TEH REI'S DINOR is a pretty cool guy. eh serves food and doesn't afraid of anything.
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Hey Ma'am, I'll have some fois gras, Caviar, and your 2nd finest liqour - all prepared by a chef as skilled a Iron Chef Sakai.
Whatever it is you serve here, I'll have that.
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Oh thank god, I finally got food at Rei's.
Now to eat it.
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( E-E) NERV must be getting desperate if this is their idea of a tax evasion.
( E-E) I would also like to add I preferred Rei as a slant-eyed Asian ho.
( E-E) Get your freak on, baby.
(-_-ƒ) Yeah, sure. Asians make everybody horny.
i@EÍEj But can I get some interrobangs‽
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_R .U@- Ƀm @Try the cartel. http://www.interrobangcartel.com/album/albums.cgi.
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i@EÍEj Web design is bad for your eyes
(@ Í ) So are carrots I think I ate a few too many.
(@ Í ) My eyes are gone now
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i@EÍEj YOU GONNA GET REIPED
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iEÍEjRei's Diner needs a catchy jingle for radio ads in the tri-state area.
iEÍEj Here's my concept of it.
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Title:
Hot Fudgy Mittens coming up! And the gent can has a cheesemittenz.
Verse 1
( ß ƒŽß) Marty! I need another order of that Chicken Tartar!
( ß ƒŽß) and so do Sam & Ella!
i@EÍEjI'll have the fingerless bike gloves.
( ß ƒŽß)b These boxed mittens I found in your dumpster are great.
( ß ƒŽß) How about hot fudge instead?
Chorus
We're closed for the holidays. Go away.
( ß ƒŽß) Hey, nice place you got here. I'll have a coffee.
I've been out of raw chicken since I opened this diner.
œ]œ I celebrate Saturnalia.
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( ß ƒŽß) Hi. I like releasing the emergency kittens.
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@i@EÍEj@ < My name is Squeeks, and somehow you still drive business away.
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i @˜§-]@|! i@At any rate, you are one useless security kitten.
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It is.
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i @˜§|@|! i@
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It is.
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They do.
Bix Nood.
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i @˜§-]@|! i@According to tannasinn.info, the song was recorded
_R .U@- Ƀm @by DQN-kun, and made it to the Top 5.
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That's an unreliable source.
Cited from: Unreliable Source
Yeah, can I get a coffee to go and hurry it up! I'm Bill Gates!
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i @˜§-]@|! i@I have reason to believe you intend to reverse engineer the brew
_R .U@- Ƀm @and start your own, more profitable, diner.
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( ß ƒŽß) Bitte keine umgekehrten Ingenieure fausthandschuhe
can I eat some of your eyes? the way I understand it, you have several replacements...
( ß ƒŽß) I don't think you have a penis
( E-E) I was going to eat my sandwich, but all this talk of dicks is making me sick of meat.
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( E-E) No, thanks. Who wants to eat after you've had a dick in your mouth all day?
( ß ƒŽß) Can I have a cup of coffee and a donut?
( ß ƒŽß) It saves me the trouble of dunking it myself!
( ß ƒŽß) ...
( ß ƒŽß) This really isn't that bad at all.
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i @˜§-]@|! i@What the hell is that thing? Maybe Marty would want to serve it as a one time special.
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I'll eat it if you double batter it and deep fry it with BBQ sauce for dipping.
Wait a minute... what's all those vacuum-sealed packages of Feces doing there behind the counter? ...are they for sale..?
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i @˜§-]@|! i@What are you going to do with them? You're just a disembodied voice.
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One of my non-incorporeal buddies has been complaining that he needs a non-incorporeal hat.
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i @˜§-]@|! i@I'm sorry, we're all out on corporeal hats.
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( E-E) Could I get an exorcist? I can't tell if it's the pills talking or not.
Hey, who're you calling a pill?
( E-E) Sorry, I'll call you a tool instead.
Be that as it may, this tool wants to purchase that stool.
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i @˜§-]@|! i@@I see that you would like to purchase some stool,
_R .U@- Ƀm @ @but you must look elsewhere to find your brown jewel.
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i@EÍEj But I dream of that stool! It makes me drool.
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i@EÍEj Would you sell that coiled muck? Would you sell it for a buck?
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i @˜§-]@|! i@I ain't sellin' it for a buck.
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hello.
i am a normal customer.
i have money and would like a hamburger and lemonade.
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i @˜§-]@|! i@That'll be $3.25. Go to the next window.
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hello.
i am a normal customer.
i do not see any other windows.
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i @˜§-]@|! i@We ran out of that.
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( ß ƒŽß) I want some pancakes!
( ß ƒŽß) And I'd like some coffee NOW.
( ß Oß) NOW DAMN YOU NOW!!!!
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i @˜§-]@|! i@We ran out of cups.
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i @˜§-]@|! i@We don't have any internets here.
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( E-E) I want something you can't give me.
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i @˜§-]@|! i@Sorry, wefre out of satisfactory service.
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( E-E) Screw this, im going to marty's.
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(E-E ) Maybe Squeeks' is still open. Or the Bunnygirl's.
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(E-E ) That's just cuz you're HOARDING THEM!!!
(E-E ) Also, where the hell is your counter and uniform?
( E-E) Maybe going to Marty's was a bad idea.
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i @˜§-]@|! i@Sorry, wefre out of capitalism and free competition.
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lol
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i @˜§-]@|! i@I'm going to have to charge you for that out-loud laugher.
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( E-E) E-e-excuse me, a-a-are you...hiring?
HELLO LAIN I WOULD LIKE TO BUY MORE DRUGS OFF OF YOU.
SHOULD I JUST GO TO THE BACK AGAIN?
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i @˜§-]@|! i@I'm going to have to charge you for that out-loud laugher.
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( ß ƒŽß) With a SMILE!
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( ß ƒŽß) and MITTENS!
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( E-E) Please...I really need a job. My single mother has suffered a serious injury, and can't work right now. I haven't eaten in three days.
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( ß ƒŽß) I'll have one of them please.
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( ß ƒŽß) and MITTENS!
( ß ƒŽß) With a SMILE!
( ˃ ƒŽ˂) SMILEY MITTENS!!!
( E-E) If I didn't know this was hassenpfeffer, I'd swear it was my mom.
( LEƒÖE) Wow, for the past couple of weeks, people have actually gotten some semblance of food from Reifs.
(LEƒÖE ) This could only mean....
( E-E) An epidemic of foodborne illness.
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( ß ƒŽß) So about that grilled cheese bearwich I ordered?
( EƒÖE) You never ordered a grilled cheese bearwich.
( ß -ß) Did too. You're just not old enough to remember.
( EƒÖE) Fiddlesticks! Poppycock! Proprietor - I shall instead have a BEERWICH, if you please. I have a coupon.
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THANK YOU I WILL GO POST IN THAT THREAD IN ALL CAPS BECAUSE ALL CAPS IS MY GIMMICK AND EVERYONE I KNOW THINKS ITS REALLY COOL AND FUNNY AND SHIT.
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Disappear.
This door is an eyesore.
This door. This door. This door. This door. This door. This door. This door. This door. This door. This door. This door. This door. This door. This door. This door. This door. This door. This door. This door. This door. This door. This door. This door. This door. This door. This door. This door. This door. This door. This door. This door. This door. This door. This door. This door. This door. This door. This door. This door. This door. This door. This door. This door. This door. This door!
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Cellar door?
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i @˜§-]@|! i@Sorry, but our wicked awesome door isn't for sale.
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i @˜§-]@|! i@ It's okay, I made the offer in jest.
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Reporter again, I'm sorry I had to go to the GAZA strip. You guys should open up a place there. Anyway, I'll buy 1,000 kid meals for a interview
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i @˜§-]@|! i@Sorry, Asuka and I are actually good friends.
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i @˜§-]@|! i@We are, however, selling Asuka.
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( E-E) I detect some anti-competitive practices here.
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i @˜§-]@|! i@Absolutely not, it is for the good of the consumer.
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( EÍE) No, Angels are terrorists - we are thus doomed...
( EÍE) Actually, forget the angel terrorists, I want some Asuka! How much?
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i @˜§-]@|! i@She's cheap.
_R .U@- Ƀm@$5 for 1 hour...of her hilarious comedy routine.
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( LƒÖ`) Oh ho! In my day we had to pay good money for something similar! I still run out of my pention money by the third week...
( EÍE) What about the 'other' routine?
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_R .U@- Ƀm@Sorry.
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( EÍE) fine, just have her be my waitress then.
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( EAE) Aww come on, I was just trying it out.
( ß ƒŽß) What's cooking?
( ß ƒß) OH GOD NOT THAT!!
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i @˜§-]@|! i@As I've said before, no.
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(EÍE) Etou... NANI!?
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i@EÍEj@Oh no, I've just viewed that so now I have to pay?
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_R .U@- Ƀm @You get no discount. Actually, there's a $10 fee.
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_R .U@- Ƀm @until you sign this waiver in triplicate.
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_R .U@- Ƀm @NO IDEA NO IDEA NO IDEA NO IDEA NO IDEA NO IDEA NO IDEA NO IDEA NO IDEA
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(¥ิ_¥ิ)‚Á-̾ They cost about $9 a piece. If you wish to replace them, I have connections with self-publishing printers.
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_R .U@- Ƀm @an exclusive The Rei's Contract. Also, you're breaching said contract right now.
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( ◕ _◕) You will not take my order. It's mine alone.
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( ß ƒŽE) Can I get a shot and a wax?
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( ß ƒŽE) Can I get a Chili-ean then, hurr hurr.
( ß ƒŽE) I should become a stand-up comedian.
( ß ƒŽE) Hihihi.
( E ƒŽß) Can I order an audience?
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( ß ƒŽE) POUP? POOP? POOP!
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iM -Lj You suck. I'm going over to Marty's for a beer.
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WHAT WERE YOU PLANNING TONIGHT?
WERE YOU GOING TO DRINK HER PISS?!
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( ß ƒŽß) Hey Marty!
( ß ƒŽß) Ifd like to order your special MITTEN-LOVERfS PIZZA – now with 20% more ham and poo!
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