[REI] May I take your order? [Part IV] (999)

1 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5225 15:20

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950 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5389 13:28

( EƒΦE) Don't worry Ayanami-san! I'll save you!

951 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5389 13:28

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952 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5390 18:00

Mountains. Heavy are the mountains. But that changes with the passage of time.
Sky, blue sky. What your eyes can't see. What your eyes can see.
The sun. One, only one.
Water. It is a grey pool. Commander Ikari.
Flowers. So many the same, so many without purpose.
Sky. Sky of red. Red the colour, the colour I hate.
The liquid flows. It drips, ripples, and pours. Blood. Scent of blood, woman who does not bleed.
On the red soil the humans come. Humans made by man and woman.
City. A human creation. EVA. A human creation as well.
What are humans? Are they creations of God? Humans, and that which is created by humans.
This is that which is mine. My life; my heart. I am a vessel for my thoughts.
The entry plug; the throne of the soul. Who is this? This is me.
Who am I? What am I? What am I? What am I? What am I...
I am I.
This object that is myself, that which forms what is me. This is the self that can be seen and yet it is not like that which is myself.
A strange feeling. My body feels as if it is melting. I can no longer see myself, my form, my shape...It fades from view.
@@@-]]- A
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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj Awareness dawns of someone who is not mel; who was here, there, beyond me here.
i @˜§- O@œ! i@Shinji? This person I know, Major Katsuragi. Doctor Akagi. People. My classmates.
_R .U@- Ιƒm @ The pilot of Unit 02. Commander Ikari?
@@MMƒt@iL@Who are you? Who are you? Who are you..
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953 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5390 18:02

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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@ Welcome to Rei's, may I take your order?
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954 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5390 18:05

( LƒΦ`) Mango chutney and a side of onion rings to go, please.

955 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5390 18:18

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i @˜§-]@|! i@ Certainly, one super sized Big Mac to go.
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956 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5390 21:52

( LƒΦ`) No! I ordered a meekrob & cheddar omelette and a side of hard boiled wren eggs!

957 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5390 21:55

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i @˜§-]@|! i@ .......ew.
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958 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5390 22:57

( LƒΦ`) I did NOT order stew! Are you deaf?

959 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5391 04:12

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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@ I thought what I'd do is pretend I was one of those deaf mutes.
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960 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5391 05:15

i◔ิ_◔ิj oh that's original

961 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5391 05:30

@@@@@@@@@@@@@ ΘΘ
@@@@@@@@@@@@@( ί„Dί)@` I FARTED!
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962 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5391 13:25

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i @˜§-]@|! i@You have violated customer regulation code S-41. This is your warning.
_R .U@- Ιƒm @Upon your second violation, you will be relocated to the men's restroom for
@@MMƒt@iL @@mandatory re-education and memory replacement.
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963 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5391 13:30

( ί ƒŽί) can I get grill chesse sandwich?

964 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5391 16:42

( LƒΦ`) Wait in line, you ignorant hussy.

965 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5391 19:51

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i @˜§-]@|! i@ You can haz cheeseburger.
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966 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5391 20:41

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i @˜§-]@|! i@Cough. Sorry, I think I caught the idiot.
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967 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5391 22:28

( LƒΦ`) There's a lot of that going around here.

( LƒΦ`) Now, about my cheezemittenz...

968 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5391 23:18

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i @˜§-]@|! i@There will be a 9 month wait.
_R .U@- Ιƒm @...approximately.
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969 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5392 01:52

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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@Here's your rebate coupon.
_R .U@- Ιƒm @Please submit it within 2-3 weeks after you receive your product.
@@MMƒt@iL Rebate may take 6-9 weeks for delivery.
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970 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5392 03:55

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i @˜§-]@|! i@The large print giveth, and
_R .U@- Ιƒm @The small print taketh away.
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971 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5392 14:06

@@@@@@@@@@@@@ ΘΘ
@@@@@@@@@@@@@( ί„Dί)@` I FARTED AGAIN!
@@@@@@@@@@@@Ό@@‚Β
@@@@@@@@@@@@@(‚Β Ι
@@@@@@@@@@@@@ (ƒm
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@@™„Ÿ@iά;:@@@@::άj@:;@@j
@@@@@iά::@@@::@@@@@::ά@j
@@ @^@i@@@@T@@S@˜€@@ƒ\@„Ÿ

972 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5392 15:11

( ί ƒŽί) WAITER WAITER ORDER ORDER WAITER WAITER ORDER ORDER

973 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5392 18:59

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974 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5392 19:07

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@Ah, it's nice to get outside
_R .U@- Ιƒm @and get some fresh air
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@@/__i |˜£!|
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@‚t@ .‚t@

975 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5392 19:21

i◔ิƒŽ◔ิj Hoho, I see a gaping something the size of a huge hallway.

976 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5392 19:57

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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@You mean that huge hallway there?
_R .U@- Ιƒm @Idiot.
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜£!|
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@‚t@ .‚t@

977 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5392 20:16

i◔ิƒŽ◔ิj I was making a VAGINA joke, lady.

i◔ิƒŽ◔ิj I'm a totally repressed teenager living in my mom's basement, and I'm completely obsessed with sex

i◔ิ_◔ิj Mostly because I'll never, ever have any.

978 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5392 20:26

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@@@@!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
@@@@i @˜§-]@|! i@ Ahh, there we go.
@@@@_R .U@- Ιƒm@ That's much better.
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@@@@@@/__i |˜£!|
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979 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5392 20:29

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@@@@i @˜§-]@|! i@ You were saying something, ugly nerd loser?
@@@@_R .U@- Ιƒm@
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@@ @ @ @ / _ɁT
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980 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5392 20:50

i◔ิ_◔ิj What? Mom made me take out the garbage, so I missed the last couple of posts.

981 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5393 01:34

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@@@@!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
@@@@i @˜§-]@|! i@ You didn't recycle, did you?
@@@@_R .U@- Ιƒm@ It's okay. You'll be compensating when Nerv takes over the world
@@@@@@MMƒt@iL@ and establishes an environment tax of 40% of your income.
@@ @ @ @ / _ɁT
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982 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5393 01:53

i◔ิ_◔ิjUm, I don't have a job.

983 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5394 04:57

( ί ƒŽί) >>982 is a NEET!
( ί -ί) ...also, why don't you wear your NURUPO apron any more?

984 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5394 08:46

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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@That was a refreshing walk. Now back to business.
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985 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5394 09:37

i◔ิ_◔ิjCould I order a voyeur's special?

986 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5394 09:40

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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@Fool me once, shame on you.
_R .U@- Ιƒm @Fool me twice, get out.
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987 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5394 13:07

( EƒΦE) Hey Rei, wanna go play some TF2?

988 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5394 14:23

( EƒΦE) Hey Rei, wanna go play some TF2?

989 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5394 14:23

( EƒΦE) Hey Rei, wanna go play some TF2?

990 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5394 14:46

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i @˜§-]@|! i@Right after work, hon.
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991 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5394 16:52

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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@Better yet, let's roleplay right here in the diner.
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992 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5394 17:15

( EƒΦE) It's more fun on computers.

993 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5394 17:16

( E-E) I'd like to order you to wake up and take your pills firepance gibbelsig spoobnumby fuckmitten

( E-E) HA! I SO FUCKING DERAILED THIS THREAD I AM AWESOME!!!!

994 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5394 17:24

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i @˜§-]@|! i@We're all out of derailed threads.
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995 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5394 17:46

( E-E) It....

( E-E) It can't be!

996 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5394 18:27

( E-E) It's soooo close!

997 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5394 18:28

( E-E) My timing will need to be perfect...

998 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5394 18:29

( E-E) Eyes on the prize.... aaaand....
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