[REI] May I take your order? [Part IV] (999)

1 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5225 15:20

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/     ヽ
!  ! 人|,.iノl_ノ)
i  乂-‐ -! i Welcome to our Grand Re-Opening.
\ヽ .ゞ - ノノ  
  ``フ i´
    / \ノゝ
  /__i |丱!|
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901 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5384 19:50

( ・-・) huff huff 900GET! huff

902 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5384 19:54

( ・-・) AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!!

903 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5384 19:55

   -‐‐- 、
/     ヽ
!  ! 人|,.iノl_ノ)  Take your rage elsewhere, or I'll call security.
i  乂-‐ -! i  
\ヽ .ゞ - ノノ  
  ``フ i´        ____
    / \ノゝ       (,,,,,,;;;)
  /__i |丱!|        ( ゚ ヮ゚) Ha ha ha dumbass!
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904 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5384 20:40

( ・-・) Dumbass?

( ・-・) One happy meal to go, thankyouverymuch.

905 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5384 20:59

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/     ヽ
!  ! 人|,.iノl_ノ)  
i  乂-‐ -! i  Guess we're out of happy meals.
\ヽ .ゞ - ノノ  
  ``フ i´        ____
    / \ノゝ       (,,,,,,;;;)
  /__i |丱!|        ( ゚ -゚) I'm not happy.
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906 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5385 01:29

   -‐‐- 、
/     ヽ
!  ! 人|,.iノl_ノ)  
i  乂-‐ -! i  
\ヽ .ゞ )= ノノ  om nom nom
  ``フ i´     
    / \ノゝ    
  /__i |丱!|     
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907 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5385 03:18

   -‐‐- 、
/     ヽ
!  ! 人|,.iノl_ノ).         /⌒ヽ    
i  乂-‐ -! i         /(●)(●)   Excuse me may I pass through here
\ヽ .ゞ - ノノ.         | トェェェイ/   
  ``フ i.´          | /`ニニ´    
    / \ノゝ         // | |      
  /__i |丱!|         U  .U 
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908 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5385 03:34

   -‐‐- 、
/     ヽ  What the fuck is that disgusting thing.
!  ! 人|,.iノl_ノ).         /⌒ヽ    
i  乂-‐ -! i         /(●)(●)   ...
\ヽ .ゞ - ノノ.         | トェェェイ/   
  ``フ i.´          | /`ニニ´    
    / \ノゝ         // | |      
  /__i |丱!|         U  .U 
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909 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5385 18:10

( ・-・) Can I have one of...whatever that thing...you know what? Nevermind. I think I'm going to vomit just from looking at it.

910 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5385 18:45

   -‐‐- 、
/     ヽ  Today's special, floating skully thingy with dangly tentacles or something.
!  ! 人|,.iノl_ノ).         /⌒ヽ    
i  乂-‐ -! i         /(●)(●)   ...
\ヽ .ゞ - ノノ.         | トェェェイ/   
  ``フ i.´          | /`ニニ´    
    / \ノゝ         // | |      
  /__i |丱!|         U  .U 
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911 Name: A Panda : 1993-09-5385 18:47

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/     ヽ  
!  ! 人|,.iノl_ノ).         /⌒ヽ    
i  乂-‐ -! i         /(●)(●)   DuRrrrrrrrRrrrrr...
\ヽ .ゞ - ノノ.         | トェェェイ/   
  ``フ i.´          | /`ニニ´    
    / \ノゝ         // | |      
  /__i |丱!|         U  .U 
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912 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5386 00:58

   -‐‐- 、
/     ヽ
!  ! 人|,.iノl_ノ) You can get
i  乂-‐ -! i Anything you want,
\ヽ .ゞ o ノノ  At Alice's Restaurant.♪
  ``フ i´
    / \ノゝ
  /__i |丱!|
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913 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5386 03:12

(*___*) i wod lik mum

914 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5386 04:04

( ゚ ヮ゚)
( ゚ ゚ ヮ゚)
( ゚ ;゚ ヮ゚)
( ゚ >;゚ ヮ゚)
( ゚ ヮ;'゚ ヮ゚)
( ゚ ヮ';'゚ ヮ゚)
( ゚ ヮ゚;'゚ ヮ゚)shhhhl
( ゚ ヮ゚)(゚ ヮ゚) llllorp
( ゚ ヮ゚) (゚ ヮ゚) *pop

You behave now!
( ゚ ヮ゚) (゚ヮ ゚) I wiiiiiiiiill.

(゚ヮ ゚) (゚ヮ ゚)
゚ヮ ゚) (゚ヮ ゚)
゚) (゚ヮ ゚)
( ゚ ヮ゚)
( ゚ ゚ ヮ゚)
( ゚ ;゚ ヮ゚)
( ゚ >;゚ ヮ゚)
( ゚ ヮ;'゚ ヮ゚)
( ゚ ヮ';'゚ ヮ゚)
( ゚ ヮ゚;'゚ ヮ゚)shhhhl
( ゚ ヮ゚)(゚ ヮ゚) llllorp
( ゚ ヮ゚) (゚ ヮ゚) *pop

You behave now!
( ゚ ヮ゚) (゚ヮ ゚) I wiiiiiiiiill.

915 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5386 04:04

( ゚ ヮ゚)
( ゚ ゚ ヮ゚)
( ゚ ;゚ ヮ゚)
( ゚ >;゚ ヮ゚)
( ゚ ヮ;'゚ ヮ゚)
( ゚ ヮ';'゚ ヮ゚)
( ゚ ヮ゚;'゚ ヮ゚)shhhhl
( ゚ ヮ゚)(゚ ヮ゚) llllorp
( ゚ ヮ゚) (゚ ヮ゚) *pop

You behave now!
( ゚ ヮ゚) (゚ヮ ゚) I wiiiiiiiiill.

(゚ヮ ゚) (゚ヮ ゚)
゚ヮ ゚) (゚ヮ ゚)
゚) (゚ヮ ゚)
( ゚ ヮ゚)
( ゚ ゚ ヮ゚)
( ゚ ;゚ ヮ゚)
( ゚ >;゚ ヮ゚)
( ゚ ヮ;'゚ ヮ゚)
( ゚ ヮ';'゚ ヮ゚)
( ゚ ヮ゚;'゚ ヮ゚)shhhhl
( ゚ ヮ゚)(゚ ヮ゚) llllorp
( ゚ ヮ゚) (゚ ヮ゚) *pop

You behave now!
( ゚ ヮ゚) (゚ヮ ゚) I wiiiiiiiiill.

916 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5386 07:07

( ゚ ヮ゚)
( ゚ ゚ ヮ゚)
( ゚ ;゚ ヮ゚)
( ゚ >;゚ ヮ゚)
( ゚ ヮ;'゚ ヮ゚)
( ゚ ヮ';'゚ ヮ゚)
( ゚ ヮ゚;'゚ ヮ゚)shhhhl
( ゚ ヮ゚)(゚ ヮ゚) llllorp
( ゚ ヮ゚) ( ゚ ヮ゚) *pop
( ゚ ヮ゚) ( ゚ ゚ ヮ゚)
( ゚ ヮ゚) ( ゚ ;゚ ヮ゚)
( ゚ ヮ゚) ( ゚ >;゚ ヮ゚)
( ゚ ヮ゚) ( ゚ ヮ;'゚ ヮ゚)
( ゚ ヮ゚) ( ゚ ヮ';'゚ ヮ゚)
( ゚ ヮ゚) ( ゚ ヮ゚;'゚ ヮ゚)shhhhl
( ゚ ヮ゚) ( ゚ ヮ゚)(゚ ヮ゚) llllorp
( ゚ ヮ゚) ( ゚ ヮ゚) ( ゚ ヮ゚) *pop
( ゚ ヮ゚) ( ゚ ヮ゚) ( ゚ ゚ ヮ゚)
( ゚ ヮ゚) ( ゚ ヮ゚) ( ゚ ;゚ ヮ゚)
( ゚ ヮ゚) ( ゚ ヮ゚) ( ゚ >;゚ ヮ゚)
( ゚ ヮ゚) ( ゚ ヮ゚) ( ゚ ヮ;'゚ ヮ゚)
( ゚ ヮ゚) ( ゚ ヮ゚) ( ゚ ヮ';'゚ ヮ゚)
( ゚ ヮ゚) ( ゚ ヮ゚) ( ゚ ヮ゚;'゚ ヮ゚)shhhhl
( ゚ ヮ゚) ( ゚ ヮ゚) ( ゚ ヮ゚)(゚ ヮ゚) llllorp
( ゚ ヮ゚) ( ゚ ヮ゚) ( ゚ ヮ゚) ( ゚ ヮ゚) *pop

917 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5386 15:52

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/     ヽ
!  ! 人|,.iノl_ノ) You can't get
i  乂-‐ -! i Anything you want,
\ヽ .ゞ o ノノ  At The Rei's Restaurant.♪
  ``フ i´  'cept maybe The Rei...
    / \ノゝ
  /__i |丱!|
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918 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5386 18:32

( ・-・) Can I have an Asuka vegetable with a sprinkling of Shinji seed?

919 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5387 00:03

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/     ヽ
!  ! 人|,.iノl_ノ)
i  乂-‐ -! i They're at school right now.
\ヽ .ゞ - ノノ  Although Shinji is probably making some of his seed in a bathroom stall.
  ``フ i´
    / \ノゝ
  /__i |丱!|
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920 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5387 00:15

( ・-・) i wod lick a sonik 2 roms

921 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5387 01:08

   -‐‐- 、
/     ヽ
!  ! 人|,.iノl_ノ)
i  乂-‐ -! i Support the developers and buy the original cartridge.
\ヽ .ゞ - ノノ  
  ``フ i´
    / \ノゝ
  /__i |丱!|
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922 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5387 01:36

Rei, why are you not piloting your EVA!

923 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5387 01:52

   -‐‐- 、
/     ヽ
!  ! 人|,.iノl_ノ)
i  乂-‐ -! i Killed all the Angels, wiped out the human race, something like that.
\ヽ .ゞ - ノノ  
  ``フ i´
    / \ノゝ
  /__i |丱!|
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924 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5387 02:02

( ゚ ヮ゚) ( ゚ ヮ゚) ( ゚ ヮ゚) ( ゚ ヮ゚) we got a barbershop quartet goin’ on here!

925 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5387 02:29

Whenever life gets you down,
Keeps you wearing a frown,
And the gravy train has left you behi-i-ind.
( ゚ -゚)( ゚ -゚)( ゚ -゚)( ゚ -゚)

And when you're all out of hope,
Down out the end of your rope,
And nobody's there to throw you a li-ine.
( ゚ -゚)( ゚ -゚)( ゚ -゚)( ゚ -゚)

If you ever get so low
That you don't know which way to go,
Come on and take a walk in my shoes.
( ゚ ヮ゚)( ゚ -゚)( ゚ -゚)( ゚ -゚)

Never worry about a thing
Got the world on a string
'cause I've got the cure for all of my blues
           all of his bluuuues
( ゚ ヮ゚)( ゚ ヮ゚)( ゚ ヮ゚)( ゚ ヮ゚)

I take a look at my enormous mittens
and my troubles start meltin' away!
           bah-doop-bop!
( ゚ ヮ゚)( ゚ ヮ゚)( ゚ ヮ゚)( ゚ ヮ゚)

I take a look at my enormous mittens
and the happy times are coming to stay.
( ゚ ヮ゚)( ゚ ヮ゚)( ゚ ヮ゚)( ゚ ヮ゚)

I get a song an' a dance
When I glance at my hands
And get a feelin' like a sun-shiny day-ay-ay-ay!
( ゚ ヮ゚)( ゚ ヮ゚)( ゚ ヮ゚)( ゚ ヮ゚)

I take a look at my enormous mittens
And, oh everything is going my way!
( ゚ ヮ゚)( ゚ ヮ゚)( ゚ ヮ゚)( ゚ ヮ゚)

926 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5387 02:29

   -‐‐- 、
/     ヽ
!  ! 人|,.iノl_ノ)
i  乂-‐ -! i LEAVE ALREADY!
\ヽ .ゞ - ノノ  
  ``フ i´
    / \ノゝ
  /__i |丱!|
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927 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5387 02:31

Hae

928 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5387 02:31

Yeah I got great big amounts
In the place where it counts
And get a feelin' like a sun-shiny day-ay-ay-ay!
( ゚ ヮ゚)( ゚ ヮ゚)( ゚ ヮ゚)( ゚ ヮ゚)

I take a look at my enormous penis
And everything is going my way
( ゚ ヮ゚)( ゚ ヮ゚)( ゚ ヮ゚)( ゚ ヮ゚)

EVERY-THING IS GO-IN’
MY WAYYYYYyyyyyy!
( ゚ ヮ゚)( ゚ ヮ゚)( ゚ ヮ゚)( ゚ ヮ゚)

Yummm!!!
( ゚ -゚)( ゚ -゚)( ゚ -゚)( ゚ -゚)

929 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5387 02:33

  /∵∴∵∴\
../∵∴∵∴∵∴\
/∵∴∴,(・)(・)∴|
|∵∵/   ○ \|
|∵ /  三 | 三 |  
|∵ |   __|__  |  In case you didn't get it, Mittens is an ardent believer in the idea that we can't all have big penis like he does, but we can all have big mittens if we want to.
\|   \_/ /
  \____/
    / \ノゝ    
  /__i |丱!|   
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930 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5387 05:39

( ゚ -゚) "he?" I thought I was a girl.
( ゚ ヮ゚) YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
( >ヮ<) I have a penis now!
( ゚ ヮ゚) I'd like to order a warm mitten, straight from the oven! If you know what I mean, and I think you do.

931 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5387 21:22

   -‐‐- 、
/     ヽ
!  ! 人|,.iノl_ノ)
i  乂-‐ -! i Of course I know what you mean.
\ヽ .ゞ - ノノ  It seems quite self-explanatory to me.
  ``フ i´ Unfortunately, all of our ovens are currently occupied by a few employees deemed...
    / \ノゝ  biologically unfit...for employment here.
  /__i |丱!|
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932 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5388 02:52

  /∵∴∵∴\
../∵∴∵∴∵∴\
/∵∴∴,(・)(・)∴|
|∵∵/   ○ \|
|∵ /  三 | 三 |
|∵ |   __|__  |  Duh, beady eyes is always cranky because he's
\|   \_/ /   the only story thread regular who can't engage in hot dickgirl sex.
  \____/
    / \ノゝ    
  /__i |丱!|   
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933 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5388 03:16

( ・-・) WHAT THE FUCK DO I HAVE TO DO WITH THIS GOD

934 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5388 03:57

   -‐‐- 、
/     ヽ
!  ! 人|,.iノl_ノ)
i  乂-‐ -! i I heard that only one of Mr. Eye's testicles dropped.
\ヽ .ゞ - ノノ  It was the small one.
  ``フ i´
    / \ノゝ
  /__i |丱!|
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935 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5388 04:23

>>916
THEYRE EVERYWHERE

936 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5388 04:25

( ゚ ヮ゚) I heard he tripped on a banana and got his dick stuck in his own butt!

937 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5388 04:43

('-') there's something burrowing outside your roof, rei

938 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5388 04:48

    /⌒ヽ
/(●)(●)       /⌒ヽ
/(●)(●)   ...
  | トェェェイ/   
| /`ニニ´    
  // | |      
  U  .U 
  | トェェェイ/       /⌒ヽ
/(●)(●)   ...
  | トェェェイ/   
| /`ニニ´    
  // | |      
  U  .U 
    /⌒ヽ
/(●)(●)   ...
  | トェェェイ/   
| /`ニニ´    
  // | |      
  U  .U 
    /⌒ヽ
/(●)(●)   ...
  | トェェェイ/   
| /`ニニ´    
  // | |      
  U  .U 
    /⌒ヽ
/(●)(●)   ...
  | トェェェイ/   
| /`ニニ´    
  // | |      
  U  .U  (O-O) oh god rei
    /⌒ヽ
/(●)(●)   ...
  | トェェェイ/   
| /`(0oO) they are eating my freaking skull
  // | |      
  U  .U 
    /⌒ヽ
/(●)(●)   ...
  | トェェェイ/   
| /`ニニ´    
  // | |      
  U  .U 
| /`ニニ´    
  // | |      
  U  .U         /⌒ヽ
/(●)(●)   ...
  | トェェェイ/   
| /`ニニ´    
  // | |      
  U  .U 

939 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5388 05:37

   -‐‐- 、
/     ヽ
!  ! 人|,.iノl_ノ)
i  乂-‐ -! i Calm down DQN-kun! I know you're upset because you haven't
\ヽ .ゞ - ノノ  made a good song in a while, but don't worry! We still love you!
  ``フ i´
    / \ノゝ
  /__i |丱!|
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940 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5388 07:18

>>939 (-_;) lol, wut? it went over my head

941 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5388 12:15

   -‐‐- 、
/     ヽ
!  ! 人|,.iノl_ノ)
i  乂-‐ -! i You are experiencing a reality perception anomaly of 9.4%.
\ヽ .ゞ - ノノ  Classification: acute visual hallucination.
  ``フ i´ That means you get a spankin'.
    / \ノゝ
  /__i |丱!|
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942 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5388 12:41

   -‐‐- 、
/     ヽ
!  ! 人|,.iノl_ノ)
i  乂-● ●! i 
\ヽ .ゞ ヮ ノノ  Oh fuck watch out for those dragons.
  ``フ i´
    / \ノゝ
  /__i |丱!|
━━つ━つ━━∞∞∞========
==   THE HOFFMAN'S BLOTTER    ==
∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞

943 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5389 00:47

  /∵∴∵∴\
../∵∴∵∴∵∴\
/∵∴∴,(・)(・)∴|
|∵∵/   ○ \|             ∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴
|∵ /  三 | 三 |∵∴∵∵∴∵∴∴          ∵∴∵∴
|∵ |   __|__  |  Did someone say “acute visual hallucination”?
\|   \_/ /   ’cause I think I just heard someone say “tanasinn...”
  \____/∵∴∵∴            ∵∴∵∴
    / \ノゝ    
  /__i |丱!|   
━━つ━つ━━∞∞∞========
==       Marty's       ==
∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞

944 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5389 02:55

   -‐‐- 、
/     ヽ∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴
!  ! 人|,.iノl_ノ)∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵
i  乂-‐ -! i I don't lik∴∵his tanasinn∵∴∵ing.
\ヽ .ゞ - ノノ  It's really irr∵∴∵∴i∵∴∵∴. But I don't kno∵∴∵∴at I∵∴∵∴n do abo∵∴t it.
  ``フ i´∵∴∵et's see...∴∵∴
    / \ノゝ∵∴∵∴
  /__i |丱!|∵∴∵∴
━━つ━つ━━∞∞∞========
==  THE REI'S THINKING   ==
∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞

-、,,,゙'''ミ'ヽ,,゙'゙-、、、   \,   〔 `i、   ,、-‐r、,、
-、 ゙゙゙'-ヽ`'''‐、i、`'i、   }'i、  ゙l  | ,i´  / ,、゙l、
  "''‐-、、, ミ'- `' ミ ヽ、  i、`!、 ゙l | |i|,v"/゙,/,_ノソノ 
   -、,,__、 `'-,_´"'''-''-、、\、 ヽ ゙l,,'ミレ" ゙"」レ
`゙''ー-ミ゙"''‐-、,,, "''‐-‐、,,,_`゙'‐-、,ミ-、'"/、 /ヽ`″   TUMBLING DOOOOWN
"''‐--‐''‐‐-ミ-‐''"゙⌒''‐''゙゙''   ,,彡 /` ヾ-、`)
,,,,、    " _,、-‐''‐''"二ニニ=!'' ,,/|  /   ゙〈
、,`゙''''=、-‐''"‐、-‐''"゙゙ ,,-'',-‐'〃,、゙|  l   .,` ヽ,     .. ...:.::::::::::.:... .
゙>\_,,,ニ'''''''",,,´, _/,,‐,,r'/゙,/,,/l  | ヽ、,ノ ノ     ..:.:::;;;;;;,,''''''',,;;;;;;::.:...
二ヽ\<''',>''冫'゛ ,彡/゙/´,.//゙i|‐| ∧  , l′ . .:.:::::;;,,''''' . . .:.:::::.:.. .''''',,;::::.:...
ー'" ゙li、゙'\  ,,レ/'"`,i´//シ/″\ \  i ト、.:.::::::;,,''' . .:.:::::::: : : ::::::::.: . '',;:::.:.. .
 '"` `i、 `''r'" ,,/゛ ,///,i/   ,/\ \ 〉、\::::;';' ..:::::::;,;''"⌒ :`:、::::.. . ';',:::.:.. .

   -‐‐- 、
/     ヽ
!  ! 人|,.iノl_ノ)
i  乂-‐ -! i Yes, that fixed it.
\ヽ .ゞ - ノノ  Ah..aaahhh....AAHHHHH...
  ``フ i´ Aaachoo!
    / \ノゝ  Excuse me.
  /__i |丱!|
━━つ━つ━━∞∞∞========
==   THE REI'S DINER    ==
∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞

945 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5389 04:24

   -‐‐- 、
/     ヽ
!  ! 人|,.iノl_ノ)
i  乂-‐ -! i Security Kitten, Tang spilled on aisle...
\ヽ .ゞ - ノノ  Wait, we don't have an aisles.
  ``フ i´ 
    / \ノゝ  
  /__i |丱!|
━━つ━つ━━∞∞∞========
==   THE REI'S DINER    ==
∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞

946 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5389 12:55

   -‐‐- 、
/     ヽ
!  ! 人|,.iノl_ノ)
i  乂-‐ -! i Did I just contract leprosy?
\ヽ .ゞ - ノノ  
  ``フ i´ 
    / \ノゝ  
  /__i |丱!|
━━つ━つ━━∞∞∞========
==   THE REI'S DINER    ==
∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞

947 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5389 12:59

   
     
  Why yes, I did.

               

    
    / \ノゝ  
  /__i |丱!|
━━つ━つ━━∞∞∞========
==   THE REI'S DINER    ==
∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞

948 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5389 13:02

    /⌒ヽ
/(●)(●)       /⌒ヽ
/(●)(●)   ...
  | トェェェイ/   
| /`ニニ´    
  // | |      
  U  .U 
  | トェェェイ/       /⌒ヽ
/(●)(●)   ...
  | トェェェイ/      -‐‐- 、
/     ヽ
!  ! 人|,.iノl_ノ)
i  乂-‐ -! i  ( ˃ A˂) Head Replace Assign (HRA) underway!
\ヽ .ゞ - ノノ  
  ``フ i´ 
| /`ニニ´    
  // | |      
  U  .U 
    /⌒ヽ
/(●)(●)   ...

949 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5389 13:03

   -‐‐- 、
/     ヽ
!  ! 人|,.iノl_ノ)
i  乂-O O! i  DOOOOOOOOOOH
\ヽ .ゞ A ノノ  
  ``フ i´ 
    / \ノゝ  
  /__i |丱!|
━━つ━つ━━∞∞∞========
==   THE REI'S DINER    ==
∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞

950 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5389 13:28

( ・ω・) Don't worry Ayanami-san! I'll save you!

951 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5389 13:28

   -‐‐- 、
/     ヽ
!  ! 人|,.iノl_ノ)
i  乂-‐ -! i 
\ヽ .ゞ A ノノ  
  ``フ i´ 
    / \ノゝ    (・ω・ )つ-O-O
  /__i |丱!|
━━つ━つ━━∞∞∞========
==   THE REI'S DINER    ==
∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞

952 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5390 18:00

Mountains. Heavy are the mountains. But that changes with the passage of time.
Sky, blue sky. What your eyes can't see. What your eyes can see.
The sun. One, only one.
Water. It is a grey pool. Commander Ikari.
Flowers. So many the same, so many without purpose.
Sky. Sky of red. Red the colour, the colour I hate.
The liquid flows. It drips, ripples, and pours. Blood. Scent of blood, woman who does not bleed.
On the red soil the humans come. Humans made by man and woman.
City. A human creation. EVA. A human creation as well.
What are humans? Are they creations of God? Humans, and that which is created by humans.
This is that which is mine. My life; my heart. I am a vessel for my thoughts.
The entry plug; the throne of the soul. Who is this? This is me.
Who am I? What am I? What am I? What am I? What am I...
I am I.
This object that is myself, that which forms what is me. This is the self that can be seen and yet it is not like that which is myself.
A strange feeling. My body feels as if it is melting. I can no longer see myself, my form, my shape...It fades from view.
   -‐‐- 、
/     ヽ
!  ! 人|,.iノl_ノ) Awareness dawns of someone who is not mel; who was here, there, beyond me here.
i  乂- O ●! i Shinji? This person I know, Major Katsuragi. Doctor Akagi. People. My classmates.
\ヽ .ゞ - ノノ   The pilot of Unit 02. Commander Ikari?
  ``フ i´ Who are you? Who are you? Who are you..
    / \ノゝ  
  /__i |丱!|
━━つ━つ━━∞∞∞========
==   THE REI'S DINER    ==
∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞

953 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5390 18:02

   -‐‐- 、
/     ヽ
!  ! 人|,.iノl_ノ)
i  乂- o o! i !
\ヽ .ゞ - ノノ  
  ``フ i´
    / \ノゝ
  /__i |丱!|
━━つ━つ━━∞∞∞========
==   THE REI'S DINER    ==
∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞

   -‐‐- 、
/     ヽ
!  ! 人|,.iノl_ノ)
i  乂-‐ -! i  Welcome to Rei's, may I take your order?
\ヽ .ゞ - ノノ  
  ``フ i´
    / \ノゝ
  /__i |丱!|
━━つ━つ━━∞∞∞========
==   THE REI'S DINER    ==
∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞

954 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5390 18:05

( ´ω`) Mango chutney and a side of onion rings to go, please.

955 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5390 18:18

   -‐‐- 、
/     ヽ
!  ! 人|,.iノl_ノ)
i  乂-‐ -! i  Certainly, one super sized Big Mac to go.
\ヽ .ゞ - ノノ  
  ``フ i´
    / \ノゝ
  /__i |丱!|
━━つ━つ━━∞∞∞========
==   THE REI'S DINER    ==
∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞

956 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5390 21:52

( ´ω`) No! I ordered a meekrob & cheddar omelette and a side of hard boiled wren eggs!

957 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5390 21:55

   -‐‐- 、
/     ヽ
!  ! 人|,.iノl_ノ)
i  乂-‐ -! i  .......ew.
\ヽ .ゞ - ノノ  
  ``フ i´
    / \ノゝ
  /__i |丱!|
━━つ━つ━━∞∞∞========
==   THE REI'S DINER    ==
∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞

958 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5390 22:57

( ´ω`) I did NOT order stew! Are you deaf?

959 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5391 04:12

   -‐‐- 、
/     ヽ
!  ! 人|,.iノl_ノ)
i  乂-‐ -! i  I thought what I'd do is pretend I was one of those deaf mutes.
\ヽ .ゞ - ノノ  
  ``フ i´
    / \ノゝ
  /__i |丱!|
━━つ━つ━━∞∞∞========
==   THE REI'S DINER    ==
∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞

960 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5391 05:15

(◔ิ_◔ิ) oh that's original

961 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5391 05:30

              ∧∧
             ( ゚Д゚) ~ I FARTED!
            ⊂  つ
             (つ ノ
              (ノ
     \      ☆
             |     ☆
          (⌒ ⌒ヽ   /
    \  (`⌒  ⌒  ⌒ヾ   /
      ('⌒ ; ⌒   ::⌒  )
     (`     )     ::: ) /
  ☆─ (⌒;:    ::⌒) :;  )
     (⌒::   ::     ::⌒ )
    / (    ゝ  ヾ 丶  ソ ─

962 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5391 13:25

   -‐‐- 、
/     ヽ
!  ! 人|,.iノl_ノ)
i  乂-‐ -! i You have violated customer regulation code S-41. This is your warning.
\ヽ .ゞ - ノノ  Upon your second violation, you will be relocated to the men's restroom for
  ``フ i´   mandatory re-education and memory replacement.
    / \ノゝ
  /__i |丱!|
━━つ━つ━━∞∞∞========
== THE REI'S RING OF POWER ==
∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞

963 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5391 13:30

( ゚ ヮ゚) can I get grill chesse sandwich?

964 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5391 16:42

( ´ω`) Wait in line, you ignorant hussy.

965 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5391 19:51

   -‐‐- 、
/     ヽ
!  ! 人|,.iノl_ノ)
i  乂-‐ -! i  You can haz cheeseburger.
\ヽ .ゞ - ノノ  
  ``フ i´
    / \ノゝ
  /__i |丱!|
━━つ━つ━━∞∞∞========
==   LOLREI'S DINER     ==
∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞

966 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5391 20:41

   -‐‐- 、
/     ヽ
!  ! 人|,.iノl_ノ)
i  乂-‐ -! i Cough. Sorry, I think I caught the idiot.
\ヽ .ゞ - ノノ  
  ``フ i´
    / \ノゝ
  /__i |丱!|
━━つ━つ━━∞∞∞========
==   THE REI'S DINER    ==
∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞

967 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5391 22:28

( ´ω`) There's a lot of that going around here.

( ´ω`) Now, about my cheezemittenz...

968 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5391 23:18

   -‐‐- 、
/     ヽ
!  ! 人|,.iノl_ノ)
i  乂-‐ -! i There will be a 9 month wait.
\ヽ .ゞ - ノノ  ...approximately.
  ``フ i´
    / \ノゝ
  /__i |丱!|
━━つ━つ━━∞∞∞========
==   THE REI'S DINER    ==
∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞

969 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5392 01:52

   -‐‐- 、
/     ヽ
!  ! 人|,.iノl_ノ)
i  乂-‐ -! i Here's your rebate coupon.
\ヽ .ゞ - ノノ  Please submit it within 2-3 weeks after you receive your product.
  ``フ i´ Rebate may take 6-9 weeks for delivery.
    / \ノゝ
  /__i |丱!|
━━つ━つ━━∞∞∞========
==   THE REI'S DINER    ==
∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞

970 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5392 03:55

   -‐‐- 、
/     ヽ
!  ! 人|,.iノl_ノ)
i  乂-‐ -! i The large print giveth, and
\ヽ .ゞ - ノノ  The small print taketh away.
  ``フ i´
    / \ノゝ
  /__i |丱!|
━━つ━つ━━∞∞∞========
==   THE REI'S DINER    ==
∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞

971 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5392 14:06

              ∧∧
             ( ゚Д゚) ~ I FARTED AGAIN!
            ⊂  つ
             (つ ノ
              (ノ
     \      ☆
             |     ☆
          (⌒ ⌒ヽ   /
    \  (`⌒  ⌒  ⌒ヾ   /
      ('⌒ ; ⌒   ::⌒  )
     (`     )     ::: ) /
  ☆─ (⌒;:    ::⌒) :;  )
     (⌒::   ::     ::⌒ )
    / (    ゝ  ヾ 丶  ソ ─

972 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5392 15:11

( ゚ ヮ゚) WAITER WAITER ORDER ORDER WAITER WAITER ORDER ORDER

973 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5392 18:59

━━━━━━━∞∞∞========
==   THE REI'S OUT     ==
∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞

974 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5392 19:07

   -‐‐- 、
/     ヽ
!  ! 人|,.iノl_ノ)
i  乂-‐ -! i Ah, it's nice to get outside
\ヽ .ゞ - ノノ  and get some fresh air
  ``フ i´
    / \ノゝ
  /__i |丱!|
  | /`ニニ´    
  // | |      
 U  .U 

975 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5392 19:21

(◔ิヮ◔ิ) Hoho, I see a gaping something the size of a huge hallway.

976 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5392 19:57

   -‐‐- 、
/     ヽ
!  ! 人|,.iノl_ノ)
i  乂-‐ -! i You mean that huge hallway there?
\ヽ .ゞ - ノノ  Idiot.
  ``フ i´
    / \ノゝ
  /__i |丱!|
  | /`ニニ´    
  // | |      
 U  .U 

977 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5392 20:16

(◔ิヮ◔ิ) I was making a VAGINA joke, lady.

(◔ิヮ◔ิ) I'm a totally repressed teenager living in my mom's basement, and I'm completely obsessed with sex

(◔ิ_◔ิ) Mostly because I'll never, ever have any.

978 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5392 20:26

       -‐‐- 、
     /     ヽ
    !  ! 人|,.iノl_ノ)
    i  乂-‐ -! i  Ahh, there we go.
    \ヽ .ゞ - ノノ  That's much better.
      ``フ i´
         / \ノゝ
      /__i |丱!|
        / ∧== 1、ニて
     / / ノ   ',
    {ァノ〃    '、
      〈      '
       ` ┬ ァ.rー´
       .  | | |
          |.||
         !~.i !
         i`'´~)~)

979 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5392 20:29

       -‐‐- 、
     /     ヽ
    !  ! 人|,.iノl_ノ)
    i  乂-‐ -! i  You were saying something, ugly nerd loser?
    \ヽ .ゞ - ノノ 
      ``フ i´
         / \ノゝ
      /__i |丱!|
        / ∧== 1、ニて
     / / ノ   ',
    {ァノ〃    '、
      〈      '
       ` ┬ ァ.rー´
       .  | | |
          |.||
         !~.i !
         i`'´~)~)

980 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5392 20:50

(◔ิ_◔ิ) What? Mom made me take out the garbage, so I missed the last couple of posts.

981 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5393 01:34

       -‐‐- 、
     /     ヽ
    !  ! 人|,.iノl_ノ)
    i  乂-‐ -! i  You didn't recycle, did you?
    \ヽ .ゞ - ノノ  It's okay. You'll be compensating when Nerv takes over the world
      ``フ i´  and establishes an environment tax of 40% of your income.
         / \ノゝ
      /__i |丱!|
        / ∧== 1、ニて
     / / ノ   ',
    {ァノ〃    '、
      〈      '
       ` ┬ ァ.rー´
       .  | | |
          |.||
         !~.i !
         i`'´~)~)

982 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5393 01:53

(◔ิ_◔ิ)Um, I don't have a job.

983 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5394 04:57

( ゚ ヮ゚) >>982 is a NEET!
( ゚ -゚) ...also, why don't you wear your NURUPO apron any more?

984 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5394 08:46

   -‐‐- 、
/     ヽ
!  ! 人|,.iノl_ノ)
i  乂-‐ -! i That was a refreshing walk. Now back to business.
\ヽ .ゞ - ノノ  
  ``フ i´
    / \ノゝ
  /__i |丱!|
━━つ━つ━━∞∞∞========
==   THE REI'S DINER    ==
∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞

985 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5394 09:37

(◔ิ_◔ิ)Could I order a voyeur's special?

986 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5394 09:40

   -‐‐- 、
/     ヽ
!  ! 人|,.iノl_ノ)
i  乂-‐ -! i Fool me once, shame on you.
\ヽ .ゞ - ノノ  Fool me twice, get out.
  ``フ i´
    / \ノゝ
  /__i |丱!|
━━つ━つ━━∞∞∞========
==   THE REI'S DINER    ==
∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞

987 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5394 13:07

( ・ω・) Hey Rei, wanna go play some TF2?

988 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5394 14:23

( ・ω・) Hey Rei, wanna go play some TF2?

989 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5394 14:23

( ・ω・) Hey Rei, wanna go play some TF2?

990 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5394 14:46

   -‐‐- 、
/     ヽ
!  ! 人|,.iノl_ノ)
i  乂-‐ -! i Right after work, hon.
\ヽ .ゞ - ノノ
  ``フ i´
    / \ノゝ
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==   THE REI'S DINER    ==
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991 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5394 16:52

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i  乂-‐ -! i Better yet, let's roleplay right here in the diner.
\ヽ .ゞ - ノノ You can be the Soldier, Clonepa.
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992 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5394 17:15

( ・ω・) It's more fun on computers.

993 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5394 17:16

( ・-・) I'd like to order you to wake up and take your pills firepance gibbelsig spoobnumby fuckmitten

( ・-・) HA! I SO FUCKING DERAILED THIS THREAD I AM AWESOME!!!!

994 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5394 17:24

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i  乂-‐ -! i We're all out of derailed threads.
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995 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5394 17:46

( ・-・) It....

( ・-・) It can't be!

996 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5394 18:27

( ・-・) It's soooo close!

997 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5394 18:28

( ・-・) My timing will need to be perfect...

998 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5394 18:29

( ・-・) Eyes on the prize.... aaaand....
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