[REI] May I take your order? [Part IV] (999)

1 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5225 15:20

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235 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5290 01:30

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236 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5290 03:13

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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@I'd rather sell your raw body parts to these idiots who never leave.
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237 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5290 20:59

( ί ƒŽί) Please can I have raw body parts because I am an idiots who never leave.

238 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5290 22:15

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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@I'll need to see your identification.
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239 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5290 23:42

( ί ƒŽί) I left it in my other pair of mittens.

240 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5291 02:08

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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@Then please, stay where you are. Security personnel will arrive shortly to escort you
_R .U@- Ιƒm @to the customer incineration room.
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241 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5291 14:37

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@ Π*L°MЁ@@You called for security?
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242 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5291 14:38

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243 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5291 14:38

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@ Π*L°MЁ@@.......nya.
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244 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5291 16:06

( ί ƒŽί) *AWKWARD*

245 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5291 17:36

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@ Π*ί ƒŽίЁ@@wait, what?
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246 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5291 17:45

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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§-O@O-! i@HAVE YOU READ YOUR SICP TODAY?
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247 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5291 17:46

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248 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5291 18:07

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@ Π*O ƒŽOЁ@@Arf!
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249 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5291 18:45

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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@ENOUGH. Back to work.
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250 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5291 18:55

( ί ƒŽί) So about that grilled cheese bearwich I ordered?

251 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5291 19:30

( EƒΦE) You never ordered a grilled cheese bearwich.

252 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5291 20:20

( ί -ί) Did too. You're just not old enough to remember.

253 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5291 20:56

( EƒΦE) Fiddlesticks! Poppycock! Proprietor - I shall instead have a BEERWICH, if you please. I have a coupon.

254 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5291 21:21

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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@Do I really have to say it?
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255 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5291 21:28

( ί -ί) ...

( ί -ί) No. It's a given.

256 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5291 22:15

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@ |@Ύ@@( _œ_)@ƒ~@ @@@@@
@œc€@@@|Ύ|@@ |@I deliver a great poupon, you know.
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257 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5291 22:19

>>256 is a panda.

258 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5291 23:24

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i @˜§-]@|! i@Tonight's special is Pandasserole.
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259 Name: Drug Addict : 1993-09-5292 00:58

GIVE ME ALL THE MONEY IN THE CASH REGISTER RIGHT NOW OR I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU! YOU SHOULD HAVE GAVE ME THOSE DRUGS!

260 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5292 01:02

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@i:::::::/!::::::i/§ΓΓ R::::|@ΓΓΓ'!R_:::::::::', I'll take a choco cornet please.
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261 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5292 03:33

( ί -ί) >>259, I think you want Beady Eyes' thread. He's the local pusher.

262 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5292 05:08

THANK YOU I WILL GO POST IN THAT THREAD IN ALL CAPS BECAUSE ALL CAPS IS MY GIMMICK AND EVERYONE I KNOW THINKS ITS REALLY COOL AND FUNNY AND SHIT.

263 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5292 14:47

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i @˜§-]@|! i@Would you like your choco coronet to be
_R .U@- Ιƒm @Big-Endian or Small-Endian?
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264 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5292 21:07

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265 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5294 04:38

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266 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5294 13:24

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267 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5294 17:38

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_R .U@- Ιƒm @ Hylian Rupees.
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268 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5294 22:26

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269 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5294 23:26

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270 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5295 03:52

( E-E) Well hello there young lady! Aren't you a little young to be running your own shop? Can you even legally work at 14? Heh, well, you sure are a hard-working gal. You have my respect.

271 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5295 04:02

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@@@@@ @@@@ <˜€MΝL>@@ HEY! THIS ISN'T A WORK PERMIT AT ALL!
@@@@@@@ƒΑάL]@|@άR THIS IS JUST A NAPKIN WITH A
@@@@@@@ rέ€_ M{ _Q /M( @j@GROCERY LIST WRITTEN ON IT!
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@@@@@@P@ @ Ι~Π~~~~.|@0ŽOjPUT YOUR HANDS UP!
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@@@@@@@@/Q@ ‚ց@ @ _ KEEP YOUR HANDS WHERE I CAN SEE THEM!
@@@@@@@@_P¨.@@_@@j.
@@@@@@@@@i__ƒm@@ @|,P/
@@@@@@@ @@@@@ @R“ρ)

272 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5295 07:30

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@Sorry, we're all out of "taking orders from Koreans".
_R .U@- Ιƒm @
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜£!|
„ͺ„ͺ‚Β„ͺ‚Β„ͺ„ͺ‡‡‡========
==@@THE REI'S ANTIPATHY@ ==
‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

273 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5295 12:33

@@@@@@@@@@Θ__Θ
@@@@@ @@@@ <˜€MDIVL>@@
@@@@@@@ƒΑάL]DIVID@άR NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
@@@@@@@ rέ€_DIVIDE B /M( @j@
@@@@@iŽO0_LΘDIVIDE BY ZEROɁRMRj
@@@@@@P@ @ Ι~Π~~~~.|@0ŽOj
@@@@@@@@@^ RځLDIVI@ | @P
@@@@@@@@/DI@ ‚ց@DIV _
@@@@@@@@_DI¨.@@_DIVj.
@@@@@@@@@iDIƒm@@ @|,P/
@@@@@@@ @@@@@ @R“ρ)

274 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5295 13:07

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@Move it, garbanzo bean. I'm tryin' to run a restaurant here!
_R .U@- Ιƒm @
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜£!|
„ͺ„ͺ‚Β„ͺ‚Β„ͺ„ͺ‡‡‡========
==@@THE REI'S ANTIPASTO@ ==
‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

275 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5295 14:37

<˜€MΝL> ah! so sorry... such shame, I go now...

276 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5295 16:41

(₯ิ_₯ิ)‚Α-̾ excuse me may i just loiter in your place of business and reflect upon the vulgarities life

277 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5295 18:39

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@No loitering. No littering. No lottery.
_R .U@- Ιƒm @
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜£!|
„ͺ„ͺ‚Β„ͺ‚Β„ͺ„ͺ‡‡‡========
==@@THE REI'S ANTIPASTO@ ==
‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

278 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5295 21:13

( LƒΦ`) That reminds me of the joke about the surfer who tried to

( LƒΦ`) go to church straight from the beach.

( LƒΦ`) He was stopped at the door by a stern spinster, who insisted

( LƒΦ`) "No shoes, no shirt, no services!"

( LƒΦ`) ... that was the joke.

279 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5295 21:22

(@E(ƒF)E) So anyway, a rabbit and I am taking a shit in the woods.

280 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5295 21:22

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@It seems like a reasonable policy to stop half naked people from entering the premises.
_R .U@- Ιƒm @
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜£!|
„ͺ„ͺ‚Β„ͺ‚Β„ͺ„ͺ‡‡‡========
==@@THE REI'S SERIOUS@ ==
‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

281 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5295 22:25

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§› ƒΦ ›! i@HAVE YOU READ YOUR SICP TODAY?
_R .U@- Ιƒm @
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜£!|
„ͺ„ͺ‚Β„ͺ‚Β„ͺ„ͺ‡‡‡========
==@@THE REI'S LECTURE@ ==
‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

282 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5295 22:27

( ί ƒŽί) So Rei, when Rebuild comes out on DVD, why don't you celebrate by actually having things people want here?

283 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5296 13:57

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@I might have some orange juice...or orange-like drink.
_R .U@- Ιƒm @
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜£!|
„ͺ„ͺ‚Β„ͺ‚Β„ͺ„ͺ‡‡‡========
==@@THE REI'S TANG@ ==
‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

284 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5296 14:14

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@But that's then and this is now.
_R .U@- Ιƒm @
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜£!|
„ͺ„ͺ‚Β„ͺ‚Β„ͺ„ͺ‡‡‡========
==@@THE REI'S NOTHING@ ==
‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

285 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5296 16:26

@ ^ζˆζˆ_
../ζˆζˆζˆ_
/ζˆˆ,iEjiEjˆ|
|ζζ^@@ ›@_|
|ζ /@@ŽO@|@ŽO@|@@
|ζ |@@@Q_|Q_ @|@@@Oh yeah? Well I've got some right now! Come one come all!
_|@@@_Q/@^@@@@LCL for everyone! You'll even get a free Marty's cup with fun puzzles on it!
@ _QQQ_^
@ @ / _ɁT@@@@
@@/__i |˜£!|@@@
„ͺ„ͺ‚Β„ͺ‚Β„ͺ„ͺ‡‡‡========
==@@@@@@ Marty's@@@@@@ ==
‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

286 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5296 16:42

@ ^ζˆζˆ_
../ζˆζˆζˆ_
/ζˆˆ,iEjiEjˆ|
|ζζ^@@ ›@_|
|ζ /@@ŽO@|@ŽO@|@@
|ζ |@@@Q_|Q_ @|@@@Oζˆah? Well I've gζˆζˆζˆ
_|@@@@@@@@@@LCζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆ a free Maζˆζˆζˆup with ζˆζˆζˆ on it!
@ _QQQ_^
@ @ζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆ@@
„ͺ„ͺ‚Β„ͺ‚Β„ͺ„ͺ‡‡‡======
==@@ @@@tanasinn@@ @@@@@ ==
‡‡‡‡‡‡ζˆζˆζˆ

287 Name: “ά‚³‚ρ : 1993-09-5296 23:57

«Œπ‚ ‚Θ‚½Ž©gAˆ»”gƒŒƒCB

288 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5297 00:46

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@I am TANASINN
_R .U@- Ιƒm @
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜£!|
„ͺ„ͺ‚Β„ͺ‚Β„ͺ„ͺ‡‡‡========
==@@THE REI'S NOTHING@ ==
‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

289 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5297 01:41

@@@-]]- A
^@ζˆζˆζˆR
!ζˆ!@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
iζˆ˜§-]ζ|! i@Iζˆζˆζˆ TANASINN
_R .U@- Ιƒm @
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ /ζˆΙT
@@/__i |˜£!|
„ͺ„ͺ‚Β„ͺ‚Β„ͺ„ͺ‡‡‡===ζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆ=ζˆζˆ=
==@@ζˆζˆ REI'S NζˆHING@ ==
‡‡‡‡‡‡ζˆ‡‡‡‡‡‡

290 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5297 05:05

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@I really like Mittens stopping by.
_R .U@- Ιƒm @
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜£!|
„ͺ„ͺ‚Β„ͺ‚Β„ͺ„ͺ‡‡‡========
==@@@THE REI'S PENIS@@@@==
‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

291 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5297 12:17

( ί ƒŽί) Me too!

292 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5297 15:06

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@In that case, I retract my previous statement.
_R .U@- Ιƒm @
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜£!|
„ͺ„ͺ‚Β„ͺ‚Β„ͺ„ͺ‡‡‡========
==@@@THE REI'S VAGINA@@@@==
‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

293 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5297 17:31

( ί -ί) Me too.

294 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5298 00:37

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@... You still havn't left...
_R .U@- Ιƒm @
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜£!|
„ͺ„ͺ‚Β„ͺ‚Β„ͺ„ͺ‡‡‡========
==@@@THE REI'S BABY @@@@==
‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

295 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5298 00:56

( ί -ί) Whatchagonnadoaboutit, squinty?

296 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5298 01:00

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@Call security.
_R .U@- Ιƒm @SECURITY! Please show this customer the door!
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜£!|
„ͺ„ͺ‚Β„ͺ‚Β„ͺ„ͺ‡‡‡========
==@@@THE REI'S POLICE STATE@@@@==
‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

297 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5298 01:02

@@‚Φ-Ν
@ Π*L°MЁ@@See the door? It's pretty nice, nya.
`(,_‚•‚•Ι

298 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5298 01:03

( ί ƒŽί) That door is totally wicked awesome!

299 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5298 01:36

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@Poor, poor security kitten. You try so hard.
_R .U@- Ιƒm But, you'd think with such a massive budget...
@@MMƒt@iL Nerv could get me something better.
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜£!|
„ͺ„ͺ‚Β„ͺ‚Β„ͺ„ͺ‡‡‡========
==@@@THE REI'S STRIKE@@@@==
‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

300 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5298 02:19

( ί ƒŽί) Can I have 300 donuts, please?

301 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5298 04:14

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@
_R .U@- Ιƒm @...
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜£!|
„ͺ„ͺ‚Β„ͺ‚Β„ͺ„ͺ‡‡‡========
==@@@THE REI'S DINER@@@@==
‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

302 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5298 04:17

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@Sorry, we only sell donuts in groups of 999999+
_R .U@- Ιƒm @
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜£!|
„ͺ„ͺ‚Β„ͺ‚Β„ͺ„ͺ‡‡‡========
==@@@THE REI'S DINER@@@@==
‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

303 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5298 13:53

Disappear.
This door is an eyesore.
This door. This door. This door. This door. This door. This door. This door. This door. This door. This door. This door. This door. This door. This door. This door. This door. This door. This door. This door. This door. This door. This door. This door. This door. This door. This door. This door. This door. This door. This door. This door. This door. This door. This door. This door. This door. This door. This door. This door. This door. This door. This door. This door. This door. This door!

304 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5298 18:50

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@Go through the door and never come back then.
_R .U@- Ιƒm @
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜£!|
„ͺ„ͺ‚Β„ͺ‚Β„ͺ„ͺ‡‡‡========
==@@@THE REI'S DOOR@@@@==
‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

305 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5298 22:00

Cellar door?

306 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5298 22:32

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@We don't sell doors to her or anyone else.
_R .U@- Ιƒm @
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜£!|
„ͺ„ͺ‚Β„ͺ‚Β„ͺ„ͺ‡‡‡========
==@@@THE REI'S DOOR@@@@==
‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

307 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5298 23:14

( ί ƒŽί) I want the wicked awesome door!

308 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5298 23:48

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@Sorry, but our wicked awesome door isn't for sale.
_R .U@- Ιƒm @However, for 3 easy payments of $99.99, you may pass through it. Once.
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜£!|
„ͺ„ͺ‚Β„ͺ‚Β„ͺ„ͺ‡‡‡========
==@@@THE REI'S DOOR@@@@==
‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

309 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5299 13:51

( ί -ί) I can get a screwdriver for six bucks and then I'll use the screwdriver to remove your door and then I'll have your door and you'll be all "Waaaaaah where is my wicked awesome door waaaaaaaah"

( ί ƒŽί) That'll show ya!

310 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5299 16:41

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@ OKay okay... I'll let you in on a secret door I
_R .U@- Ιƒm @ keep in the back. It even opens differently, and
@@MMƒt@iL@@@@is warm inside...
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜£!|
„ͺ„ͺ‚Β„ͺ‚Β„ͺ„ͺ‡‡‡========
==@@@THE REI'S TRICKERY@@@@==
‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

311 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5300 07:26

@ ^ζˆζˆ_
../ζˆζˆζˆ_
/ζˆˆ,iEjiEjˆ|
|ζζ^@@ ›@_|
|ζ /@@ŽO@|@ŽO@|@@
|ζ |@@@Q_|Q_ @|@@@I've been through that door once!
_|@@@_Q/@^@@@@Kinda smelly though.
@ _QQQ_^
@ @ / _ɁT@@@@
@@/__i |˜£!|@@@
„ͺ„ͺ‚Β„ͺ‚Β„ͺ„ͺ‡‡‡========
==@@@@@@ Marty's@@@@@@ ==
‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

312 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5300 12:17

( E-E) Mittens, she just offered to let you climb up her butt.

313 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5300 19:12

(@₯ิƒΦ₯ิ) Or into the oven. Kids who don't know the difference between sodomy and getting roasted alive should ask their parents or a trusted adult for more information.

314 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5300 19:17

( ί -ί) You guys are sick.

315 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5300 22:03

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@ It's okay, I made the offer in jest.
_R .U@- Ιƒm @ We all know Marty wouldn't want to go through that door...UNLESS IT BELONGED TO A GUY!
@@MMƒt@iL@@@@Zing!
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜£!|
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==@@@THE REI'S TRICKERY@@@@==
‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

316 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5301 11:54

@ ^ζˆζˆ_
../ζˆζˆζˆ_
/ζˆˆ,iEjiEjˆ|
|ζζ^@@ ›@_|
|ζ /@@ŽO@|@ŽO@|@@
|ζ |@@@Q_|Q_ @|@@@Girls treat their ovens too delicately.
_|@@@_Q/@^@@@@
@ _QQQ_^
@ @ / _ɁT@@@@
@@/__i |˜£!|@@@
„ͺ„ͺ‚Β„ͺ‚Β„ͺ„ͺ‡‡‡========
==@@@@@@ Marty's@@@@@@ ==
‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

317 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5301 14:20

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@Unlike boys, we're self-cleaning.
_R .U@- Ιƒm @
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜£!|
„ͺ„ͺ‚Β„ͺ‚Β„ͺ„ͺ‡‡‡========
==@@@THE REI'S DINER@@@@==
‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

318 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5301 15:07

@ ^ζˆζˆ_
../ζˆζˆζˆ_
/ζˆˆ,iEjiEjˆ|
|ζζ^@@ ›@_|
|ζ /@@ŽO@|@ŽO@|@@
|ζ |@@@Q_|Q_ @|@@@Never underestimate the powerful cleaning power of tanasinn....
_|@@@_Q/@^@@@@
@ _QQQ_^
@ @ / _ɁT@@@@
@@/__i |˜£!|@@@
„ͺ„ͺ‚Β„ͺ‚Β„ͺ„ͺ„ͺ‡‡‡============
==@@Marty's fucking creepy memes@@==
‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

319 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5301 15:11

( E-E) However, tanasinn is incapable of making your sentences read any less awkwardly.

320 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5301 17:05

( ί -ί) Nya...

321 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5301 18:28

@@‚Φ-Ν
@ Π*L°MЁ@Mittens...
`(,_‚•‚•Ι

322 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5301 18:39

ζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆQQQQ
@ζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆˆζˆζˆζˆ_@@@ζˆζˆζ
@ζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆˆζˆζˆζˆ_@@@ζˆζˆζζˆζˆζ
ζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆˆ,iEjiEjˆ|@ζˆζ
ζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζζ^@@ ›@_|@@ζˆζˆζ
ζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆˆζˆ /@@ŽO@|@ŽO@|@ζˆζˆζthaˆζdoˆsζtˆζˆ
@ζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆˆζˆζ |@@@Q_|Q_ @@|ζˆζ@yoζˆaskζdζfoζˆζζ
@ζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆ@@@_Q/@^ˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζζˆζˆζζˆζˆζζˆζˆζ
@ζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆˆζˆQQQ_^ζζˆζˆζˆl
ζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆ _ɂζζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζ(ζE-ˆ)ˆheyζˆaghζfˆck
ζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆ__i |˜£!|ˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆ
ζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζ„ͺ„ͺ‚Β„ͺ‚Β„ͺ„ͺ‡‡‡=========ˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆ
ζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζ==@@@@@@ Marty's@@@@@@ ==ζˆζˆ
ζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζ‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡ζˆζˆζˆζˆζ

323 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5301 18:43

(ˆζˆƒŽί) Ee hee heˆˆ thζt tiζkles!

324 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5301 19:00

@@‚Φ-Ν
@ Π*L°MЁ@Please tanasinn outside~nya.
`(,_‚•‚•Ι

325 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5301 19:13

Hi! I am a reporter and I would like to interview the manager! You have been nominated to be one of the best restaurants in the city! :D :D :D :D

326 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5301 21:13

@@@@l@@@@@
@@@iQ_j@@@@
@@ iQQj@@@
@@i QQ j@@@@
@@i@EΝEj@ < My name is Squeeks and despite the unsanitary uniforms, our service is unrivalled.
@ @ / _ɁT@@@@
@@/__i |˜£!|@@@
„ͺ„ͺ‚Β„ͺ‚Β„ͺ„ͺ‡‡‡=======
==@@@@@@ Squeeks'@@@ @ ==
‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

327 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5301 21:39

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@Hey >>326, buzz off. They were talking to me.
_R .U@- Ιƒm @As for you, reporter, I will do you the favor of accepting the nomination
@@MMƒt@iL on the condition that you purchase 500 kid's meals in the next 10 seconds.
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜£!|
„ͺ„ͺ‚Β„ͺ‚Β„ͺ„ͺ‡‡‡========
==@@@THE REI'S DINER@@@@==
‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

328 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5301 21:42

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@Too late. What's that, reporter? You're a cheapskate
_R .U@- Ιƒm @who only cares about ratings? So be it.
@@MMƒt@iL I'll continue fulfilling the dream I've held throughout the
@ @ / _ɁT 14 long years of my life: to own the worst restaurant in the world.
@@/__i |˜£!|
„ͺ„ͺ‚Β„ͺ‚Β„ͺ„ͺ‡‡‡========
==@@@THE REI HAS A DREAM@@@@==
‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

329 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5301 23:02

@@@@l@@@@@
@@@iQ_j@@@@
@@ iQQj@@@
@@i QQ j@@@@
@@i@EΝEj@ < Here at Squeeks', we are now serving shit-glazed dead rats on popsicle sticks.
@ @ / _ɁT@@@@
@@/__i |˜£!|@@@
„ͺ„ͺ‚Β„ͺ‚Β„ͺ„ͺ‡‡‡=======
==@@@@@@ Squeeks'@@@ @ ==
‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

330 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5301 23:34

@ ^ζˆζˆ_
../ζˆζˆζˆ_
/ζˆˆ,iEjiEjˆ|
|ζζ^@@ ›@_|
|ζ /@@ŽO@|@ŽO@|@@
|ζ |@@@Q_|Q_ @|@@@Oh yeah? Well here at Marty's, we deliver a free
_|@@@_Q/@^@@@@ass whuppin' with every Happy Meal!
@ _QQQ_^
@ @ / _ɁT@@@@
@@/__i |˜£!|@@@
„ͺ„ͺ‚Β„ͺ‚Β„ͺ„ͺ‡‡‡========
==@@@@@@ Marty's@@@@@@ ==
‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

331 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5302 00:27

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@I can't remember what we serve here.
_R .U@- Ιƒm
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜£!|
„ͺ„ͺ‚Β„ͺ‚Β„ͺ„ͺ‡‡‡========
==@@@THE REI'S DINER@@@@==
‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

332 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5302 05:09

( E-E) Bitter resentment?

333 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5302 09:09

Reporter again, I'm sorry I had to go to the GAZA strip. You guys should open up a place there. Anyway, I'll buy 1,000 kid meals for a interview

334 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5302 11:24

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@I'm sorry, we don't serve kids here.
_R .U@- Ιƒm@
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜£!|
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