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i @§-]@|! i@Welcome to our Grand Re-Opening.
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==@@@THE REI'S DINER@@@@==
( LΦ`) No, I asked for mutton. A really nice MLT.
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_|@@@_Q/@^@@@@sandwich coming right up!
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==@@@@@@ Marty's@@@@@@ ==
Andrew von Eschenbach
Commissioner of the Food and Drug Administration
of the United States of America
The Rei's Diner,
After constant attempts to notify you we have decided to use force in order to shut down your business. Please, stop doing business right now. Do not try to resist or you will be raped. The food and your place is business is not only disgusting, it's inside a broken down and condemned crack house. You don't even use food, you just use the spare heroin needles that you find on the floor. You will also be sued for creating a huge aids problem in the U.S..
I hope you die,
Andrew von Eschenbach
( LΦ`) Now where will we sit while we wait for our mutton?
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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ιj
i @§-]@|! i@Don't worry, we never did any business to begin with.
_R .U@- Ιm @Our nonservice shall continue uninterrupted.
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( EΦEjΏ@Can I get a jack and coke?
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i @§-]@|! i@I'm sorry, there's no jack here. You must have a wrong number.
_R .U@- Ιm @And that government man lied about the needles.
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==@@@THE REI'S DINER@@@@==
Andrew von Eschenbach
Commissioner of the Food and Drug Administration
of the United States of America
The Rei's Diner,
I didn't lie about the needles because I just had a burger and it
was full of heroine needles. You bitch!
Fuck off and die you whore,
Andrew von Eschenbach
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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ιj
i @§-]@|! i@I checked the books and I haven't sold a single burger this year.
_R .U@- Ιm @Or anything else for that matter.
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==@@@THE REI'S DINER@@@@==
All that I want is a silicon girl
With silicone lips and silicon hair
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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ιj
i @§-]@|! get lost or else i'm calling the cops
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==@@@THE REI'S DINER@@@@==
@@Φ-Ν
@ Π*L°MΠ@@She's lying, cops no longer come here, and
`(,_Ι realDolls are in the back
May I come on the back of the real dolls?
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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ιj
i @§-]@|! i don't understand your question.
_R .U@- Ιm @rephrase it in the form of an answer
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==@@@THE REI'S DINER@@@@==
Rei, can I have an emotion?
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i @§-]@|! i@No. Get lost. We don't serve that here
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==@@@THE REI'S DINER@@@@==
( ί ί) Rei, can you show me your "special" mittens again?
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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ιj
i @§-]@|! i@They're right inside of the oven. Go on.
_R .U@- Ιm @Get a close, close look. Stand on tiptoes if you need to.
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==@@@THE REI'S DINER@@@@==
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==@@@@@@ Squeek's@@@ @==
( EΝEj I'd like one poo-hat, seem's i've lost mine.
,,,,,,,,,,,,
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Oh thank you, feels much better now.
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i @§-]@|! i@Get the hose, Security Kitten!
_R .U@- Ιm @It's a shithead!
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==@@@THE REI'S DINER@@@@==
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i @§-]@|! i@This stinks to high heaven.
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==@@@THE REI'S HOSED@@@@==
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i @§-]@|! i@fapfapfap
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==@@@THE REI'S DINER@@@@==
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i @§-]@|! i@fapfapfap
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==@@@THE REI'S DINER@@@@==
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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ιj
i @§-]@|! i@
_R .U@- Ιm @What debauchery hath these philistines wrought upon my character?
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==@@@THE REI'S DINER@@@@==
( LΦ`) Blasphemy? This is GRAAAAAAAANDPA!
( ί ί) I am in complete and utter shock at this indecency.
Indecency!? THIS IS ASCIII!!!!
( E-E) I'll have some ancient pop-cultural references, thank you.
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i @§-]@|! i@I-I-I love little girls they make me feel so good
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==@@@THE REI'S DINER@@@@==
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==@@@@@@ Marty's@@@@@@ ==
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==@@@@@@ Marty's@@@@@@ ==
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==@@@@@@ Marty's@@@@@@ ==
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i @§-]@|! i@I see the Rei diet worked wonders on Kuma. He's so slim now!
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i @§-]@|! i@What the hell are you?! Get out of my dining establishment!
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==@@@THE REI'S DINER@@@@==
( ί ί) I wanna see Rei's tits again
@ _ @Ώ
(@ίΝί)c Oppai! Oppai!
@Όc
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i @§-]@|! i@We don't have... Security Kitten, taze the perv!
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==@@@THE REI'S FLAT @@@@==
(;w) Wraaargh
( ί ί) I think TEH REI'S DINOR is a pretty cool guy. eh serves food and doesn't afraid of anything.
@ Φ-Ν
@ Π*L°MΠ not while i'm on duty, nyah
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@ Π*L°MΠ STOP RIGHT THERE IMPOSTER KITTEN, NYA! Your ears are messed up, and
`(,_Ι@you're saying "nyah" instead of "nya," nya.
@ Φ-Ν
@ ( EΦE) Aw, muffins.
`(,_Ι
@ ^_^
@ Π*L°MΠ What's all this, then? Nyo.
`(,_Ι
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@ Π*M-LΠ Nyuurrrrrrrrgh.
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i @§-]@|! i@Security Kitten, you're fired.
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==@@REI'S CAT SHELTER@@==
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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ιj
i @§-]@|! i@Z-Day was caused by Rage-infected kittens.
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==@@REI'S CAT SHELTER@@==
(-_-) Because the h or the lack thereof matters that much
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@i@EΝEj@ My name is Squeeks and I'm the only character in here
@iΒ@@ Β@ who's man enough to wear poop on his head. This kitten
@b b@|@@@@@is just a poser.
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i @§-]@|! i@
_R .U@- Ιm @You don't seem to be man enough to more than continuously re-introduce yourself.
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==@@@THE REI'S DINER@@@@==
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i @§-]@|! i@
_R .U@- Ιm @If you have to ask the question, you already know the answer is "NO."
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==@@@THE REI'S A TOUGH CROWD@@@==
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i @§-]@|! i@
_R .U@- Ιm @Freshen your cup, hon?
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==@@@THE REI'S DINER@@@@==
Sure, I guess. But why does it smell like shit in here?
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@i@EΝEj@ It's a mystery.
@iΒ@@ Β@
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@i_QjQj
Hey Ma'am, I'll have some fois gras, Caviar, and your 2nd finest liqour - all prepared by a chef as skilled a Iron Chef Sakai.
Whatever it is you serve here, I'll have that.
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i @§-]@|! i@
_R .U@- Ιm @Here's your plate of Deep-fried Rat... ahem Chicken! Your plate of Deep-fried Chicken, sir.
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==@@@THE REI'S DINER@@@@==
Oh thank god, I finally got food at Rei's.
Now to eat it.
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i @§|@|! i@
_R .U@- Ιm @Sorry, what was that? I wasn't paying attention because I just fixed my eye.
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==@@@THE REI'S MURDERIN' SHACK ==
( E-E) NERV must be getting desperate if this is their idea of a tax evasion.
( E-E) I would also like to add I preferred Rei as a slant-eyed Asian ho.
( E-E) Get your freak on, baby.
(-_-) Yeah, sure. Asians make everybody horny.
i@EΝEj But can I get some interrobangs‽
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i @§o@o! i@
_R .U@- Ιm @Try the cartel. http://www.interrobangcartel.com/album/albums.cgi.
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==@@@THE REI'S HELPFUL‽ ==
i@EΝEj Web design is bad for your eyes
(@ Ν ) So are carrots I think I ate a few too many.
(@ Ν ) My eyes are gone now
EFIGHT
EMAGIC
ERETREAT
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i @§-]@|! i@3. PUT IT IN
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==@@@THE REI'S GAMER@@@@==
i@EΝEj YOU GONNA GET REIPED
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==@A Rei Is Out@@@@ ==
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@ Π*L°MΠ@@PSI ROCKIN Ω
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( LΦ`) JUNIOR, JUNIOR, JUNIOR, JUNIOR, JUNIOR, JUNIOR, JUNIOR, JUNIOR, JUNIOR, JUNIOR, JUNIOR, JUNIOR, JUNIOR, JUNIOR, JUNIOR, JUNIOR, JUNIOR, JUNIOR, JUNIOR, JUNIOR, JUNIOR, JUNIOR, JUNIOR, JUNIOR, JUNIOR, JUNIOR, JUNIOR, JUNIOR, JUNIOR, JUNIOR, JUNIOR, JUNIOR. I FEEL H...A...P...P...Y...
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i @§-]@|! i GIYGAS!!! GO BACK TO THE GRANDPA THREAD!!!
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==@@@REI'S HINTS@@@@==
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i @§-]@|! i The only brown liquid here is what we strain through Clonepa's mittens.
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==@@REI'S COFFEE@@@==
iEΝEjRei's Diner needs a catchy jingle for radio ads in the tri-state area.
iEΝEj Here's my concept of it.
>>8 title
Verse
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Chorus
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Title:
Hot Fudgy Mittens coming up! And the gent can has a cheesemittenz.
Verse 1
( ί ί) Marty! I need another order of that Chicken Tartar!
( ί ί) and so do Sam & Ella!
i@EΝEjI'll have the fingerless bike gloves.
( ί ί)b These boxed mittens I found in your dumpster are great.
( ί ί) How about hot fudge instead?
Chorus
We're closed for the holidays. Go away.
( ί ί) Hey, nice place you got here. I'll have a coffee.
I've been out of raw chicken since I opened this diner.
] I celebrate Saturnalia.
Verse 2
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@ Π*L°MΠ@@Right here nya.
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I'm low on the tartar sauce so I hope you don't mind my Creme de Mittons instead.
] I... see.
( ί ί) Hi. I like releasing the emergency kittens.
Bridge
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@ Π*L°MΠ@@Did someone call for an emergency kitten? nya.
`(,_Ι
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@ Π*L°MΠ@@No I kind of need them. nya
`(,_Ι
@i@EΝEj@ < My name is Squeeks, and somehow you still drive business away.
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i @§-]@|! i@At any rate, you are one useless security kitten.
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==@@@THE REI'S DINER@@@@==