[REI] May I take your order? [Part IV] (999)

1 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5225 15:20

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i @˜§-]@|! i@Welcome to our Grand Re-Opening.
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37 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5237 23:21

Andrew von Eschenbach
Commissioner of the Food and Drug Administration
of the United States of America

The Rei's Diner,

   After constant attempts to notify you we have decided to use force in order to shut down your business. Please, stop doing business right now. Do not try to resist or you will be raped. The food and your place is business is not only disgusting, it's inside a broken down and condemned crack house. You don't even use food, you just use the spare heroin needles that you find on the floor. You will also be sued for creating a huge aids problem in the U.S..
     I hope you die,
Andrew von Eschenbach

38 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5237 23:49

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i @˜§-]@|! i@Way to break the tables, government stooge.
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39 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5238 00:13

( LƒΦ`) Now where will we sit while we wait for our mutton?

40 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5238 00:20

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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@Don't worry, we never did any business to begin with.
_R .U@- Ιƒm @Our nonservice shall continue uninterrupted.
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41 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5238 13:06

( EƒΦEjΏ@Can I get a jack and coke?

42 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5238 17:21

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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@I'm sorry, there's no jack here. You must have a wrong number.
_R .U@- Ιƒm @And that government man lied about the needles.
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43 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5238 18:43

Andrew von Eschenbach
Commissioner of the Food and Drug Administration
of the United States of America

The Rei's Diner,

I didn't lie about the needles because I just had a burger and it
was full of heroine needles. You bitch!

   Fuck off and die you whore,
Andrew von Eschenbach

44 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5238 20:29

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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@I checked the books and I haven't sold a single burger this year.
_R .U@- Ιƒm @Or anything else for that matter.
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45 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5238 20:34

All that I want is a silicon girl
With silicone lips and silicon hair

46 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5238 20:35

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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! get lost or else i'm calling the cops
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47 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5239 14:47

@@‚Φ-Ν
@ Π*L°MЁ@@She's lying, cops no longer come here, and
`(,_‚•‚•Ι realDolls are in the back

48 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5239 21:40

May I come on the back of the real dolls?

49 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5239 22:39

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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i don't understand your question.
_R .U@- Ιƒm @rephrase it in the form of an answer
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50 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5239 23:16

Rei, can I have an emotion?

51 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5241 09:30

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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@No. Get lost. We don't serve that here
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52 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5242 14:46

( ί ƒŽί) Rei, can you show me your "special" mittens again?

53 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5242 19:28

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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@They're right inside of the oven. Go on.
_R .U@- Ιƒm @Get a close, close look. Stand on tiptoes if you need to.
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54 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5244 17:11

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@@i@EΝEj@ < wait a minute... SHES A ROBOT!!!
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55 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5244 20:33

( EΝEj I'd like one poo-hat, seem's i've lost mine.

56 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5244 21:41

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57 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5244 21:55

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Oh thank you, feels much better now.

58 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5244 22:22

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i @˜§-]@|! i@Get the hose, Security Kitten!
_R .U@- Ιƒm @It's a shithead!
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59 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5244 22:26

@@‚Φ-Ν
@ Π*L°MЁ@@Sorry, we're out of hoses
`(,_‚•‚•Ι

60 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5244 23:53

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i @˜§-]@|! i@This stinks to high heaven.
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61 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5245 07:40

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62 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5245 15:04

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63 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5245 19:36

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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@
_R .U@- Ιƒm @What debauchery hath these philistines wrought upon my character?
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@ @ / _ɁT@And security kitten as well? You blasphemers!
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64 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5245 20:11

( LƒΦ`) Blasphemy? This is GRAAAAAAAANDPA!

65 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5245 22:26

(EΝE) Ph34r!

66 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5246 07:20

( ί ƒŽί) I am in complete and utter shock at this indecency.

67 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5246 18:53

Indecency!? THIS IS ASCIII!!!!

68 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5247 16:03

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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj@@Annoying Rabbit Sammich is up.
i @˜§-]@|! i @
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@@MMƒt@iL@ @@@@@ ____
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69 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5247 18:30

( E-E) I'll have some ancient pop-cultural references, thank you.

70 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5247 18:39

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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@I-I-I love little girls they make me feel so good
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71 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5249 22:33

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|ζ /@@ŽO@|@ŽO@|@Some guy once asked me for a quarter for a cup of coffee.
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72 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5249 22:34

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73 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5249 22:35

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74 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5252 16:18

@@‚Φ-Ν
@ Π*L°MЁ@@New Special Xx Coffee .25$ xX
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75 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5252 18:45

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@ /@@œ@@@œ |
@|@@@@( _œ_)@ ƒ~ I have some "Hot Coffee"...
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76 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5252 20:56

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@I see the Rei diet worked wonders on Kuma. He's so slim now!
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77 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5253 14:59

(;›w›) Rei, why did we go off the page..?

78 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5253 16:57

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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@What the hell are you?! Get out of my dining establishment!
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79 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5254 21:57

( ί ƒŽί) I wanna see Rei's tits again

80 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5254 21:59

@ _ @Ώ
(@߁Νί)œc Oppai! Oppai!
@Όœc

81 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5255 00:20

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^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@We don't have... Security Kitten, taze the perv!
_R .U@- Ιƒm @
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜£!|
„ͺ„ͺ‚Β„ͺ‚Β„ͺ„ͺ‡‡‡========
==@@@THE REI'S FLAT @@@@==
‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

82 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5255 02:00

(;›w›) Wraaargh

83 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5255 02:50

( ί ƒŽί) I think TEH REI'S DINOR is a pretty cool guy. eh serves food and doesn't afraid of anything.

84 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5256 05:25

@ ^ζˆζˆ_
../ζˆζˆζˆ_
/ζˆˆ,iEjiEjˆ|
|ζζ^@@ ›@_|
|ζ /@@ŽO@|@ŽO@|@Not afraid of anything at all?
|ζ |@@@Q_|Q_ @|@
_|@@@_Q/@^@
@ _QQQ_^
@ @ / _ɁT@@@@
@@/__i |˜£!|@@@
„ͺ„ͺ‚Β„ͺ‚Β„ͺ„ͺ‡‡‡========
==@@@@@@ tanasinn...@@@@@ ==
‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

85 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5256 09:10

@ ‚Φ-Ν
@ Π*L°MΠ not while i'm on duty, nyah
`(,_‚•‚•Ι

86 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5256 14:01

@@‚Φ-Ν
@ Π*L°MΠ STOP RIGHT THERE IMPOSTER KITTEN, NYA! Your ears are messed up, and
`(,_‚•‚•Ɂ@you're saying "nyah" instead of "nya," nya.

87 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5256 14:03

@ ‚Φ-Ν
@ ( EƒΦE) Aw, muffins.
`(,_‚•‚•Ι

88 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5256 16:03

@ ^_^
@ Π*L°MΠ What's all this, then? Nyo.
`(,_‚•‚•Ι

89 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5256 16:31

@@‚Φ-Ν
@ Π*M-LΠ Nyuurrrrrrrrgh.
`(,_‚•‚•Ɂ@

90 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5256 16:50

@@@@@@@@pppbbbbttthhhh....
@@@@l@@@@@
@@@iQ_j@@@@
@@ iQQj@@@
@@i QQ j@@@@
@@@Π*L°MΠ
@@`(,_‚•‚•Ι

91 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5256 19:57

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@Security Kitten, you're fired.
_R .U@- Ιƒm @
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜£!|
„ͺ„ͺ‚Β„ͺ‚Β„ͺ„ͺ‡‡‡========
==@@REI'S CAT SHELTER@@==
‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

92 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5257 20:46

@@@@l@@@@@
@@@iQ_j@@@@
@@ iQQj@@@
@@i QQ j@@@@
@@@Π*L°MΠ But Poo hats are all the rage..!
@@`(,_‚•‚•Ι

93 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5257 20:47

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@Z-Day was caused by Rage-infected kittens.
_R .U@- Ιƒm @
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜£!|
„ͺ„ͺ‚Β„ͺ‚Β„ͺ„ͺ‡‡‡========
==@@REI'S CAT SHELTER@@==
‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

94 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5258 09:07

(-_-ƒ) Because the h or the lack thereof matters that much

95 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5258 09:23

@@@l@@@@@
@@iQ_j@@@@
@ iQQj@@@
@i QQ j@@@@
@i@EΝEj@ƒ My name is Squeeks and I'm the only character in here
@i‚@@ ‚@ who's man enough to wear poop on his head. This kitten
@b b@|@@@@@is just a poser.
@i_QjQj

96 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5258 20:03

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@
_R .U@- Ιƒm @You don't seem to be man enough to more than continuously re-introduce yourself.
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜£!|
„ͺ„ͺ‚Β„ͺ‚Β„ͺ„ͺ‡‡‡========
==@@@THE REI'S DINER@@@@==
‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

97 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5258 21:13

@@@l@@@@@
@@iQ_j@@@@
@ iQQj@@@
@i QQ j@@@@
@i@EΝEj@ƒ Can I draw a smutty innuendo here?
@i‚@@ ‚@
@b b@|@@@@@
@i_QjQj

98 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5258 21:26

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@
_R .U@- Ιƒm @If you have to ask the question, you already know the answer is "NO."
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜£!|
„ͺ„ͺ‚Β„ͺ‚Β„ͺ„ͺ‡‡‡========
==@@@THE REI'S A TOUGH CROWD@@@==
‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

99 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5259 04:33

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@
_R .U@- Ιƒm @Freshen your cup, hon?
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜£!|
„ͺ„ͺ‚Β„ͺ‚Β„ͺ„ͺ‡‡‡========
==@@@THE REI'S DINER@@@@==
‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

100 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5259 05:29

Sure, I guess. But why does it smell like shit in here?

101 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5259 16:14

@@@l@@@@@
@@iQ_j@@@@
@ iQQj@@@
@i QQ j@@@@
@i@EΝEj@ƒ It's a mystery.
@i‚@@ ‚@
@b b@|@@@@@
@i_QjQj

102 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5259 16:51

Hey Ma'am, I'll have some fois gras, Caviar, and your 2nd finest liqour - all prepared by a chef as skilled a Iron Chef Sakai.

103 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5259 21:10

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@
_R .U@- Ιƒm @Sorry, we're all out of those things and our most skilled chef is Merrill Howard Kalin.
@@MMƒt@iL@@@@@
@ @ / _ɁT@@@@@@@@
@@/__i |˜£!|
„ͺ„ͺ‚Β„ͺ‚Β„ͺ„ͺ‡‡‡========
==@@@THE REI'S DINER@@@@==
‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

104 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5260 04:57

Whatever it is you serve here, I'll have that.

105 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5260 06:00

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@
_R .U@- Ιƒm @Here's your plate of Deep-fried Rat... ahem Chicken! Your plate of Deep-fried Chicken, sir.
@@MMƒt@iL@@@@@
@ @ / _ɁT@@@@@@@@
@@/__i |˜£!|
„ͺ„ͺ‚Β„ͺ‚Β„ͺ„ͺ‡‡‡========
==@@@THE REI'S DINER@@@@==
‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

106 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5260 08:23

Oh thank god, I finally got food at Rei's.
Now to eat it.

107 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5260 15:07

@@‚Φ-Ν
@ Π*L°MЁ@@Holy crap don't eat that! I've worked here since 93 and
`(,_‚•‚•Ɂ@@this Diner doesn't make food - It's for tax evasion
@@@@@@@purposes only..

108 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5260 19:08

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§|@|! i@
_R .U@- Ιƒm @Sorry, what was that? I wasn't paying attention because I just fixed my eye.
@@MMƒt@iL@@@@@
@ @ / _ɁT@@@@@@@@
@@/__i |˜£!|
„ͺ„ͺ‚Β„ͺ‚Β„ͺ„ͺ‡‡‡==============
==@@@THE REI'S MURDERIN' SHACK ==
‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

109 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5260 20:29

( E-E) NERV must be getting desperate if this is their idea of a tax evasion.

( E-E) I would also like to add I preferred Rei as a slant-eyed Asian ho.

110 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5260 20:50

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§ \ @/ ! i@
_R .U@- Ιƒm @SO SORRY, I FIXED NOW
@@MMƒt@iL@@@@@
@ @ / _ɁT@@@@@@@@
@@/__i |˜£!|
„ͺ„ͺ‚Β„ͺ‚Β„ͺ„ͺ‡‡‡========
==@@@THE AZN'S DINER@@@@==
‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

111 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5260 20:55

( E-E) Get your freak on, baby.

112 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5261 01:26

(-_-ƒ) Yeah, sure. Asians make everybody horny.

113 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5261 22:01

i@EΝEj But can I get some interrobangs‽

114 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5261 22:04

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§o@o! i@
_R .U@- Ιƒm @Try the cartel. http://www.interrobangcartel.com/album/albums.cgi.
@@MMƒt@iL@@@@@
@ @ / _ɁT@@@@@@@@
@@/__i |˜£!|
„ͺ„ͺ‚Β„ͺ‚Β„ͺ„ͺ‡‡‡==============
==@@@THE REI'S HELPFUL‽ ==
‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

115 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5261 22:13

i@EΝEj Web design is bad for your eyes

116 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5262 21:43

(@ Ν ) So are carrots I think I ate a few too many.
(@ Ν ) My eyes are gone now

117 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5263 18:10

E Rei rammages in the trash.
E Rei found a cookie!
E Rei gave the cookie to Squeeks.

118 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5263 18:41

EFIGHT
EMAGIC
ERETREAT

119 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5263 19:28

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@3. PUT IT IN
_R .U@- Ιƒm @
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜£!|
„ͺ„ͺ‚Β„ͺ‚Β„ͺ„ͺ‡‡‡========
==@@@THE REI'S GAMER@@@@==
‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

120 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5263 22:03

i@EΝEj YOU GONNA GET REIPED

121 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5264 02:21

„ͺ„ͺ„ͺ„ͺ„ͺ‡‡‡========
==@A Rei Is Out@@@@ ==
‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

122 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5265 16:40

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i Gendo makes me play Earthbound to feel love.
_R .U@- Ιƒm @
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜£!|
„ͺ„ͺ‚Β„ͺ‚Β„ͺ„ͺ‡‡‡========
==@@@UNLIMITED REI WORKS@@@@==
‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

123 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5265 20:46

@@‚Φ-Ν
@ Π*L°MЁ@@PSI ROCKIN Ω
`(,_‚•‚•Ɂ@@

124 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5265 23:31

( LƒΦ`) JUNIOR, JUNIOR, JUNIOR, JUNIOR, JUNIOR, JUNIOR, JUNIOR, JUNIOR, JUNIOR, JUNIOR, JUNIOR, JUNIOR, JUNIOR, JUNIOR, JUNIOR, JUNIOR, JUNIOR, JUNIOR, JUNIOR, JUNIOR, JUNIOR, JUNIOR, JUNIOR, JUNIOR, JUNIOR, JUNIOR, JUNIOR, JUNIOR, JUNIOR, JUNIOR, JUNIOR, JUNIOR. I FEEL H...A...P...P...Y...

125 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5266 15:23

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i GIYGAS!!! GO BACK TO THE GRANDPA THREAD!!!
_R .U@- Ιƒm @
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜£!|
„ͺ„ͺ‚Β„ͺ‚Β„ͺ„ͺ‡‡‡========
==@@@REI'S HINTS@@@@==
‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

126 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5266 15:39

@@‚Φ-Ν
@ Π*L°MЁ@@*Sigh* I'll go get my record player and prayerbook...
`(,_‚•‚•Ɂ@@

127 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5266 15:50

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@@@/,§':.:.R., @@@@@@@@@^MR!€!_
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@)__!:.:.;':::::/::,':::;:':::/:/_v_:::Κ:::::Κ::::i::::';::::::', This wonderful fellow with rather beady eyes
@!__ƒŒ'i::::;'::::i::/:::/7L@`iR Ϊ'@!,Ζ€:::v:::::::! said The Rei's Diner makes the best coffee
@@/::::!:::Ϊ'(_!Ν:Ϊ^R,_rΏ @@ @i Ψ !7i:;::::::! and offered me a cup.
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i @˜§-]@|! i What, you mean the earthworms and mud I scraped up from the back?
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128 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5266 21:58

@@@@@@@@@@@@@^PR
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@@R~RR.@@@@@ / /,/
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@@@@@>-'@@@@ 'L@@@R
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@@@@@˜Έ'' ~@ _ ,@@" l@l@“ό@@Carrot cake and a cup of joe, please.
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129 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5266 22:57

iEΝEj I'm Joe!

130 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5267 00:34

` `
yQz More coffee please.

131 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5267 12:44

@@@-]]- A
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i @˜§-]@|! i The only brown liquid here is what we strain through Clonepa's mittens.
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132 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5267 16:01

iEΝEjRei's Diner needs a catchy jingle for radio ads in the tri-state area.

iEΝEj Here's my concept of it.

>>8 title
Verse
>>4 line 1
>>12 line 2
>>20 line 3
>>6 line 4
Chorus
>>14 line 1
>>11 line 2
>>3 line 3
>>19 line 4
Verse 2
>>27 line 1
>>5 line 2
>>17 line 3
>>22 line 4
Bridge
>>25 line 1
>>29 line 2
>>33 line 3
>>30 line 4

133 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5267 16:08

Title:
Hot Fudgy Mittens coming up! And the gent can has a cheesemittenz.

Verse 1
( ί ƒŽί) Marty! I need another order of that Chicken Tartar!

( ί ƒŽί) and so do Sam & Ella!
i@EΝEjI'll have the fingerless bike gloves.
( ί ƒŽί)b These boxed mittens I found in your dumpster are great.
( ί ƒŽί) How about hot fudge instead?

Chorus
We're closed for the holidays. Go away.
( ί ƒŽί) Hey, nice place you got here. I'll have a coffee.
I've been out of raw chicken since I opened this diner.
œ]œ I celebrate Saturnalia.

Verse 2

@@‚Φ-Ν
@ Π*L°MЁ@@Right here nya.
`(,_‚•__Ι‚Β

I'm low on the tartar sauce so I hope you don't mind my Creme de Mittons instead.

œ]œ I... see.

( ί ƒŽί) Hi. I like releasing the emergency kittens.

Bridge

@@‚Φ-Ν
@ Π*L°MЁ@@Did someone call for an emergency kitten? nya.
`(,_‚•‚•Ι

@@‚Φ-Ν
@ Π*L°MЁ@@No I kind of need them. nya
`(,_‚•‚•Ι

@i@EΝEj@ < My name is Squeeks, and somehow you still drive business away.

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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@At any rate, you are one useless security kitten.
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134 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5267 17:06

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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i Sounds like Yoko Ono's work...
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135 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5268 02:40

It is.

136 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5268 12:41

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i @˜§|@|! i@
_R .U@- Ιƒm @And when I say "it sounds like Yoko Ono's work," I mean
@@MMƒt@iL@@"two angry cats in a 55 gallon drum rolling down a flight of concrete stairs."@@@@
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