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i @§-]@|! i@New independent studies show that those are both health hazards.
_R .U@- Ιm @Such dishonorable, profit-driven practices would never go on here.
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( E-E) 600ge- aw, dammit.
( E-E) srsly, what the fuck, dudes?
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==@@@SAMANTHA CLAR(EI)FET@@@@==
(₯ิ_₯ิ)Α-̾ Hunger got me thinking... You shouldn't actually say that you are taking orders, when what you are doing is accepting them. This is a clear misuse of our language.
(₯ิ_₯ิ)Α-̾ And don't get me started about how people say they take a poop when such a process actually involves getting rid of it.
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_R .U@- Ιm @Customers don't give us orders until we've already taken it.
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(Π ₯ิD₯ิ) You fucking Communist! Get the fuck out of this country.
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_R .U@- Ιm @"Only Nixon could go to China."
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i @§-]@|! i@China's over there, by the way.
_R .U@- Ιm @Not here.
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< MDL> Why does Nixon not go to Corea? This is discriminating! I think Nixon go to Japan too. Nixon is big asscavity.
(Π ₯ิD₯ิ) I'm an ASCII Wiki? Speak English you damn gook.
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==@@@THE BAZZARO REI'S DINER@@@@==
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i@EΝEj@ : 1993-09-5225 15:20 [No]
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^@@@@@R TO SERVE YOU THE CUSTOMER TELL ME WHAT IS YOUR REQUEST
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cR .U@- Ιm @Crap.
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==@REI'S GOT BED HEAD @==
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==@REI'S GOT BED HEAD @==
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==ARCHIE BUNKER'S DINER==
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( ί ί) Is somebody talking about -
( ί -ί) Oh, it's just you.
( ί -ί) Where's my manta ray sammich, woman?
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==@@@LOL CONTINUITY ERROR@@@@==
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== @ @ FRIZZIE'S DELI@@@ @==
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== @FAILURE @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ==
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( ί -ί) That'd be nice, and how about a donut?
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cR .U@- Ιm @The van must have broken down.
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==@@@THE REI'S DINER@@@@==
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== @@BAD HAIR REI@@ @==
( ί -ί) .....
( ˃ ˂) HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
( E-E) You look like a dangerously furry catgirl, Rei.
( E-E) Will you go out with me?
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_R .U@- Ιm @Mostly, we think you're a twat.
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( E-E) YOU DON'T KNOW ME! YOU DON'T KNOW ME!!
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_R .U@- Ιm @Must be time to put you to sleep.
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( ί -ί) What the shit!
MARK OF THE BEST SINNER!!!
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i @§-]@|! i@Thank you for opening the door, Mittens.
_R .U@- Ιm @Use of the shower rooms is $29.95 for the first five minutes.
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||| ί -ί| My hair's all sticky and gross now.
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||| ί -ί| Yes, please.
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||| ί -ί| ...there's no bubbles. it's flat.
( ί ί) Just the way I like it!!
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_R .U@- Ιm @Now go away.
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( ί ί) May I have some mustard to go with my soda?
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==@@@THE REI'S ON CRACK COCAINE@@@@==
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==@@THE REI'S STUNNED BEYOND MORTAL BELIEF@@@@==
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==@@@THE REI'S BORING@@@@==
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==@@@THE REI'S BORING@@@@==
( ί -ί) dont you mean the rei's bored?
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==@@THE REI'S BORED BY BIG DRILLS@@@@==
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==@@@THE REI'S UNIMPRESSED@@@@==
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== IS SOMEONE UNDER THE TABLE ==
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==@@SOMEBODY ORDER SOMETHING ALREADY@@@@==
I would like a message with hot motor oil pls
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==@@THE REI'S ANSWERING DEVICE@@@@==
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==@@@GAMESTOP@@@@==
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==@@@GAMESTOP@@@@==
(EΝE) I'd like a copy of GTA 4 please.
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==@@@GAMESTOP@@@@==
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==@@@GAMESTOP@@@@==
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==@@@GAMESTOP@@@@==
Okay Rei, you drive a hard bargain. I would like to place a preorder for a copy of Duke Nukem Forever.
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`(,_Ι See the new ingame footage here, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU