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( E-E) My Pokeymens, let me show you them.
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_R .UĪªª²Éƒm @I WILL EAT THEM ALL
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.TQƒm@^i | | i @˜§-]@|! i@ | | i^@RQƒm @That's what yo fuckin with, security SLUT.
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( ß -ß) I want an explanation for how she's using those guns without even lifting her hands from her sides.
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(EÍE) Man, I just can't get enough of these marshmallows!
On Break, back in 30 minutes.
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( E-E) Get in the oven mitts, Jew!
(EÍE) ... So, um, does this place have oldfashioned meatballs on the menu?
^_^ does this place sell wacky because it seems to be everywhere~
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( E-E) Seriously, that one was MINE.
( ß ƒŽß) Pepperoni and green peppers, mushrooms, olives, chives.
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( ß ƒŽß) ROCK AND LOAD
( ß ƒŽß) COCK BEEN BLOWED
( ß ƒŽß) IN YOUR MOUTH, MANJUICE EXPLOAD
( ˃ ƒŽ˂) FURRY FURRY FURRYGAY
( ß ƒŽß) I want a bacon strip and a side order of dog, but only as a pet!
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_R .U@- Ƀm @Nevermind, just...we ran out of that.
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( ß ƒŽß) Well, if you're all out, then I want some Stilton cheese. I hear that stuff gives you bizzare dreams!
( ß ƒŽß) or maybe some cocaine. that would work.
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( ß -ß)...
( ˃ ƒŽ˂) WHATTA FUCK!!
( ß -ß) This is an ourage! I shall speak my mind as much as I desire. You can not silence Missy Mittens!
( ß ƒŽß) A coke and a pair of mittens, please.
( ß -ß) Oh Lordy Lordy, inflation sure bites.
( ß ƒŽß) But I'm inside the diner!
( ß ƒŽß) Is it carnival time or why is Security Kitten wearing that cute mask?
( ß ƒŽß) Kittens love rodents, right? I just bet you'll like the hamburgers around here!
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( ß ƒŽß) MITTENS!
( EƒÖE) One five dollar footlong please.
( ß -ß) i want some of your hair. are you out of that?
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( ß ƒŽ‚O) I LOOK LIKE A B.O.B FROM MARATHON. LOLOLOLOL! THEY'RE EVERYWHERE!!
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( EƒÖE) You've got the biggest tits ever.
(LEƒÖE) Can I knead them?
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