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i @§-]@|! i@You were when you were an employee.
_R .U@- Ιm @Better start selling your body so your children don't starve.
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==@@@@@THE REI'S SOCIOPATHY@@@@@==
Never be afraid to try again!
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==@@@THE REI'S DINER@@@@==
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.TQm@^i | | i @§-]@|! i@ | | i^@RQm @That's what yo fuckin with, security SLUT.
@|Q|,-''i½l(j_R .U@- Ιm i)Όi''-,|Q|@Just too fuckin' fast fo' yo' punkass.
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==@@@THE REI'S DINER@@@@==
( ί -ί) I want an explanation for how she's using those guns without even lifting her hands from her sides.
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i@EΝEj gulp
(EΝE) Man, I just can't get enough of these marshmallows!
On Break, back in 30 minutes.ͺͺͺͺͺͺͺ========
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( E-E) Get in the oven mitts, Jew!
(EΝE) ... So, um, does this place have oldfashioned meatballs on the menu?
^_^ does this place sell wacky because it seems to be everywhere~
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i @§-]@|! i@Come over here and get one in the yarbles.
_R .U@- Ιm @If you've got any yarbles, that is.
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==@@@THE REI'S DINER@@@@==
( E-E) Seriously, that one was MINE.
( ί ί) Pepperoni and green peppers, mushrooms, olives, chives.
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==@@@THE REI'S DINER@@@@==
( ί ί) ROCK AND LOAD
( ί ί) COCK BEEN BLOWED
( ί ί) IN YOUR MOUTH, MANJUICE EXPLOAD
( ˃ ˂) FURRY FURRY FURRYGAY
( ί ί) I want a bacon strip and a side order of dog, but only as a pet!
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i @§-]@|! i@Well I want a giant combat robot, but you don't see me...
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( ί ί) Well, if you're all out, then I want some Stilton cheese. I hear that stuff gives you bizzare dreams!
( ί ί) or maybe some cocaine. that would work.
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i @§-]@|! i@We're all out of that, but Gendo might be able to help you out.
_R .U@- Ιm @Just keep it on the DL, aight?
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==@@@THE REI'S DINER@@@@==
( ί -ί)...
( ˃ ˂) WHATTA FUCK!!
( ί -ί) This is an ourage! I shall speak my mind as much as I desire. You can not silence Missy Mittens!
( ί ί) A coke and a pair of mittens, please.
( ί -ί) Oh Lordy Lordy, inflation sure bites.
( ί ί) But I'm inside the diner!
( ί ί) Is it carnival time or why is Security Kitten wearing that cute mask?
( ί ί) Kittens love rodents, right? I just bet you'll like the hamburgers around here!
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( ί -ί) I would but Junior won't make a move on me.
( ί ί) MITTENS!
( EΦE) One five dollar footlong please.
( ί -ί) i want some of your hair. are you out of that?
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==@@@@@@ Marty's@@@@@@ ==
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i @§-]@|! i@I have no intention of peeing in your cup.
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==@@@REI'S METHLAB@@@@==
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==@@@THE REI'S DINER@@@@==
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( ί O) I LOOK LIKE A B.O.B FROM MARATHON. LOLOLOLOL! THEY'RE EVERYWHERE!!
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==@@@THE REI'S DINER@@@@==
( EΦE) You've got the biggest tits ever.
(LEΦE) Can I knead them?
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==@@@THE REI IS NOT PISS@@@@==
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i @§-]@|! i@Alright Security Kitten, I'm gonna need you to clean up the oven.
_R .U@- Ιm @Just get in there as far back as you can...
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==@@@THE REI'S NOBODY'S FOOL@@@@==
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