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i @§-]@|! i@You are experiencing a reality perception anomaly of 9.4%.
_R .U@- Ιm @Classification: acute visual hallucination.
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_R .U@- Ιm @Wait, we don't have an aisles.
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Mountains. Heavy are the mountains. But that changes with the passage of time.
Sky, blue sky. What your eyes can't see. What your eyes can see.
The sun. One, only one.
Water. It is a grey pool. Commander Ikari.
Flowers. So many the same, so many without purpose.
Sky. Sky of red. Red the colour, the colour I hate.
The liquid flows. It drips, ripples, and pours. Blood. Scent of blood, woman who does not bleed.
On the red soil the humans come. Humans made by man and woman.
City. A human creation. EVA. A human creation as well.
What are humans? Are they creations of God? Humans, and that which is created by humans.
This is that which is mine. My life; my heart. I am a vessel for my thoughts.
The entry plug; the throne of the soul. Who is this? This is me.
Who am I? What am I? What am I? What am I? What am I...
I am I.
This object that is myself, that which forms what is me. This is the self that can be seen and yet it is not like that which is myself.
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_R .U@- Ιm @ The pilot of Unit 02. Commander Ikari?
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i @§-]@|! i@There will be a 9 month wait.
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i◔ิ_◔ิjUm, I don't have a job.
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i◔ิ_◔ิjCould I order a voyeur's special?
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( EΦE) Hey Rei, wanna go play some TF2?
( EΦE) Hey Rei, wanna go play some TF2?
( EΦE) Hey Rei, wanna go play some TF2?
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i @§-]@|! i@Better yet, let's roleplay right here in the diner.
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