(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ This thread should only be used to say very important things that you really care about and believe in. Please revise your ideas and their wording for at the very least 24 hours before submitting them.
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ What if Hitler never died in his bunker, but lapsed into a brain-dead coma. Could his soul have purified itself over the last century from evil to good? If the answer is "no", is the soul then not merely a construct of the brain - if yes, is morality volitional?
(´ー`)y-~~ So these two ducks walk into a bar...
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ- Absolute entities cannot exist. If they could, we could not know them since we could not interact with them (i.e. there is no way to comprehend them, since they don't change- if we know them, they change, thus they cannot be absolute entities).
So the whole idea of a soul- which I understand to be "the absolute essence of a living/human entity"- is erroneous because the soul could not interact with anything, could not change, could not move, could not have any qualities, could not be known, could not manifest in any way whatsoever.
So speaking about "absolutes" (without the intention to refute them) is rather absurd.
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ- Last night I dreamt that something I posted on the internet was called "typical Nietzschean bullshit". Which one of you did it.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Last night I dreamt that my ex-girlfriend forgave me and became my friend again...then I woke up to find that she's still ignoring me. Is that related?
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ Julian Assange is hot.
>>166
Wow, I seriously thought I was the only person in the world who... well, thought, that.
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ Isn't it odd how many anime (as well as video games and other media) are centered on fighting and violence, portraying it as something beautiful, fun and heroic? The viewers would but suffer if they were forced to kill and maim for their mere survival, and certainly wouldn't enjoy putting their health and very lives at risk on a regular basis.
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ- I propose that a new first-person sandbox computer game be created. The player assumes the role of a lowly farm worker or the like, whose home country is suddenly embroiled in war. The objective of the game is to survive - and while it is theoretically possible to get an improvised weapon and try to acquire better ones from the soldiers you somehow manage to incapacitate with it, the game is meant to be realistic in terms of how much damage your body can sustain, consequences of untreated wounds, etc. The main part of the game should therefore be spent as a non-combatant, attempting to get to temporary safety from what will soon be the next battlefield. There may even be a pacifist route in which the eventual goal is to organize a successful anti-war movement. I am as yet uncertain whether it should be set in medieval times or present day. Both have their appeal.
Please tell me if something like this already exists.
>>174
Oh, like, he dreams everything all up, and somehow after some time passes he sees the people who he saw in his dream and spent time with being friends/enemies on the streets, remembering each event as it happened and just moving on with his life, while somehow making the girl that was interested in him, in his dream, his girlfriend?
I'm sure it happened in some obscure anime.
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ The sayings of those who post in this thread without thinking for a whole day before posting are Communist propaganda and we should find whoever posted them and execute them.
>>170
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ I think if you spent more than a couple of hours thinking about that instead of just blurting it out, you'd realise what a silly idea it is.
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ- I'd rather feel for 24 hours, but this is fine too.
Maybe I really would benefit from laying off the Internet a little...
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ Pain teaches nothing.
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ DQN is like the home I've always wanted.
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ Anime died because no one bought Texhnolyze DVDs.
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ Everything I've said has distracted, "meaning" is a human concept. Everything that is, is enacted - everything, that is, except...
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ Bumping my original thread that did not have a 24-hour requirement has not elicited any more posts as of 24 hours ago as of this posting, and so it seems this thread will soon surpass it in post count despite the limit.
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ The fun thing about prophecies announced after the events they predict is that you can check to see if they happened before announcing them. Unfortunately, it is also the lame thing about them.
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ Lady Gaga is basically Madonna with crazy outfits.
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ I've come to realize after doing nothing with my life for 6 years that I need to do something otherwise I'll probably go crazy. I think it's finally time to go back to college and get my life together.
I never under stood... why is all of this happening in 1993?
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ Shall I buy myself a pleasure of accessing the Usenet? Or shall I not? Some servers offer plans without a time limit, e.g., whole 25 gigabytes for 10$. I believe this is perfect as one can be both a pretentious old newsgroup-fart or a pretentious thief.
>>188 We're living in September that never ends. The Eternal September. Basically, this means that we are bound by Netiquette.
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ She would look great wrapped around my dick.
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ The Singularity won't happen.
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ Music, sweet music is all that I crave.
(″=_=)っ-̾ Those who can, do. Those who can't, breed.
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ I ain't saying she's a gold digger, but she ain't messing with no broke-broke nigger.
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ The Singularity already happened. It lasted from 1940 to 1975. We're on the the other kind of S-shaped asymptotic curve now.
( ˃ ヮ˂)( ˃ ヮ˂)( ˃ ヮ˂)( ˃ ヮ˂)( ˃ ヮ˂)( ˃ ヮ˂)( ˃ ヮ˂)( ˃ ヮ˂)( ˃ ヮ˂)( ˃ ヮ˂)( ˃ ヮ˂)( ˃ ヮ˂)( ˃ ヮ˂)( ˃ ヮ˂)( ˃ ヮ˂)( ˃ ヮ˂)( ˃ ヮ˂)
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ When you shoot people in the game, they virtually die. If you do this repeatedly, people might get annoyed. For at least some of them this might take a form of slight pain in their rectums.
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ If the cigarette in my hand never burns up, am I the one who truly burns?
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ Moe is relative.
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ I doubt it, >>200. Moé is absolute. It's either moé or not moé. It doesn't depend on a sole person's decision whenever something moé. Moé is not decided, moé can be created. But it all depends on artist's perception. Many attempts in moé are actually not moé, you should bear this in mind.
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ I doubt it, >>200. Moé is absolute. It's either moé or not moé. It doesn't depend on a sole person's decision whenever something moé. Moé is not decided, moé can be created. But it all depends on artist's perception. Many attempts in moé are actually not moé, you should bear this in mind.
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ The failure of cleaning a name field and hitting enter just to hit escape button a second too late is miserable.
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ Inuboshi tries so hard to make these things "sweet" and not too uncomfortable, but every time his comics give me the feeling of taking some pretty flower and mashing it into the ground with your penis.
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff is the herald of the whatever the hell we're going to call the wave of postmodernism that comes after the current wave of postmodernism.
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ >>203 The failure to think for a whole day before posting is miserable.
>>206 I noticed that and proceeded think about it for almost a day and a half. Can you imagine my disappointment when I noticed that you had stolen my post? I'm glad I decided to think about this possibility in advance!
Stared at the tv too long now and I'm not the same. I've got to remind myself that it's just a game. Its getting harder and harder to get to sleep at night. I think I'll let them shoot me so that I can die. Whats at the end? Whats at the end? Whats at the end of satan's rainbow?
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ Most of us will die.
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ If we have a life for every day of the week, this life's a saturday
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ Existence is rainfall; I want to see how big a puddle I can make.
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ I have a great idea for a practical joke!
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ What is the purpose of practical jokes? Is it to make somebody feel miserable? ...To destroy somebody's valuable possessions? ...To laugh at the poor guy even if there is actually no reason to laugh at him, because he is deeply hurt?
...a free fire zone for a cheap feeling of Schadenfreude...
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ I have been watching this thread for a week, and still this is all I have to contribute.
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ Every teardrop that rolls down your pretty cheek makes you stronger, my love.
My rectum feels full enough to be uncomfortable, but not so full that I'm ready to go poop.
(It is not full of penis, lest you be lead to believe so if it's not specified.)
>>216 I meant to post that in the current thoughts thread. Aporogies for any inconvenience.
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ How interesting! I haven't thought for a whole day in a long time. Well, you don't get much time for thinking these days.
Is it because of my rapidly changing interests? Is it because of the world wide web? Is it because of my age? Is it because that the life is rushed in this time and age?
I'd need another day of thinking to answer these questions, but I don't have this luxury.
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ Computers are not Turing-complete, because they are finite state machines.
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ I was thinking all night, what states are possible for the computer? I believe that they're all derivatives of these: "powered on", "powered off", "broken".
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ The future is in robots building robots.
In the the end the most important question in life is what if my dick was a dildo?
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ It's one thing to TALK, and a very different thing to DO.
It is better to be stupid then to be petty.
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ The two are not mutually exclusive, of course.
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ Is it bumsex when men stimulate each other prostates or is it just a massage? It is perception of this that separates wise men from commoners.
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ Have you read your Thinking Forth today?
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ It means you're a furry, >>228. Please get off my Internets. Thank you.
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ A couple of nights I dreamt about how about half the posters in this thread cannot fucking read. I am posting to inform half the posters that they cannot fucking read, no matter how long ago or recently they made this fact obvious.
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ We're insignificant in the universe at large, but it doesn't really matter.
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ You might say that our insignificance is itself insignificant.
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ A person who replies after three hours hadn't thought for a day. A person who is defensive about his Internets is likely incapable of thinking for longer than a minute.
Argh, for Christ's sake! I bet he has yet to accumulate his first 24 hours of pure DQN!
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ Some of us, of course, run our brains in massively parallel configuration with greatly reduced redundancy and are capable of thinking for 24 hours in a matter of seconds. We are the true DQNs, Children of the Yeti, etc.
You have to think for 24 hours real-time regardless of actual processing time and power.
However, I post this soon because I was able to feel your reply. I was thinking about it ever since >>233. Prediction algorithms are the future.
How much DQN could a dokyun dokyun if a dokyun could dokyun DQN?
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ We will never (again) be little girls.
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾All symbols are symbolic of symbolism.
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ If I don't have children, in a biological viewpoint, I'm a failure of a human being.
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ I may pick whichever afterlife I want right before jumping off the roof, it won't matter shortly after.
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ Is Espeon even a woman?
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ Though an Athiest® from a very young age, I have only recently discovered a deep, ingrained belief in an afterlife, having somehow ideologically separated itself completely from the paradise of the Christian Scriptures™. This bundle of neurons lies, and lies well.
Ah, hallo >>240, fancy seeing you here.
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ On another note, I can't remember if this is tobacky, hashish, or plain old divinorum. Where am I, even?
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ I think that your problem, >>242, is that your brain refuses to accept the simple fact you'll die someday, rather than believing it'll be born again after death. You haven't witnessed enough death nor came close to it.
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ I chanted a prayer from an old book on Zoroastrianism a few days ago just to see if anything would happen, and it's been snowing since late in that night, which wasn't predicted. Does this mean I'm blessed by Ahura Mazda? In contact with some other divinities? Naturally gifted? Or just delusional? The other options are a lot more fun...
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ Time is a lie.
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ It's remarkable how the English language has a word for experiencing too little human contact - "lonely" - yet it has no antonym; no opposite, neither as a single word nor a set phrase.
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ "Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once." --Alan "Uncle Al" Schwarz
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ "I don't really look at myself as the kind of person who craves attention, but I've never been to therapy so there's probably a lot of stuff about myself that I don't know."
-Alfred Matthew "Weird Al" Yankovic
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ ``Don't you dare tell anyone about this. They wouldn't believe you anyway.''
-- ``Weird Uncle''
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ Sometimes in life, you just have to hide your boner under your belt.
>>250
I've spent an entire day wondering whether I should (finally) reply to this or not, and decided to do so using sage.
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ When I said the antonym of lonely, I did not simply mean "not lonely". I meant actually experiencing too much human contact. In this sense, no, I don't believe that it is unnecessary.
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ You can get anything you want at Alice's restaurant.
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ Am I a real person when I post here? Am I my tripcode when I post without it? What's the purpose of sharing my knowledge if no one knows that I'm the one who donated it to public? Why people donate their money anonymously? Did they steal it? Are they avoiding taxes? WHO AM I?
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ it carries out and is w
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ Homo homini platipus est.
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ On DQN, I will be a shota forever, the way I see myself deep inside my heart.
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ Everyone's pains are subjectively equal.
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ I'm a pokemon. Nothing good would stem from denying it. I'm a pokemon.
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ You're not a pokemon, you're a nut.