[Meaningful] (ิ_ิ)-̾ ITT we think for a whole day before posting [Profound] (362)

1 Name: A Panda : 1993-09-5360 20:45

(ิ_ิ)-̾ This thread should only be used to say very important things that you really care about and believe in. Please revise your ideas and their wording for at the very least 24 hours before submitting them.

313 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7856 15:52

(ิ_ิ)-̾ Cocaine and heroin should be sold where cigarettes are sold. When that happens, it will truly prove or disprove that ccoaine and heroin are more addictive than cigarettes.

(ิ_ิ)-̾ The reason some people quit using cocaine and heroin is because drug dealers aren't always easy to find.

314 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7883 11:00

(ิ_ิ)-̾ I can't help but look at the campaigns of Timur or Suleiman and think that as far as armies of fanatical Muslims laying waste to the countryside and slaughtering unbelievers go, IS are pretty lame.

315 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8062 02:25

(ิ_ิ)-̾ Money may not buy happiness, but it will buy shiny gadgets to distract you from how miserable you are.

316 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8072 19:25

(ิ_ิ)-̾ If talking about shitposting is shitposting, this post is a shitpost.

317 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8075 07:47

>>306
Don't test.
Feel and you'll be Tanasinn.

I did not think about this post for 24 hours. I will think about the next post in this thread for 24 hours or more cumulative, though. I will time my writing, thinking, and revising sessions. This is my sacred DQN oath.

318 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8115 00:53

A whole board where you have to think for a whole day before you post. To make a post, you begin by submitting your first draft, and throughout the next day, you're allowed to change it however you want. When a day has passed, your post goes through.

319 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8115 21:05

>>318
You may post to the board, but it waits 24 hours before emailing you a screenshot of your post, along with a link to a page where it forces you to retype the post in order to think about it more, before finally allowing you to submit. If your submission differs by more than a defined amount, the process starts again.

Alternatively the board waits a shorter time before the email/resubmission, and if two consecutive revisions differ too much, it cycles; otherwise it queues up your post for 24 hours after first submission.

Another alternative: your scheme, but you must make several significant edits before it accepts post.

320 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8115 22:45

>>318,319
A special device that is implanted in your brain and makes sure you've spent at least 80% of the last 24 hours thinking about the post you're about to make. Failure to comply results in a painful electric shock, or, alternatively, the release of cyanide into one's bloodstream. It depends on the severity of the thought crime.

321 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8116 14:19

>>318
I had something to say about this, but then I waited 24 hours and forgot it.

322 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8116 18:04

(ิ_ิ)-̾ A board that claims it rejects badly thought out posts but really it just rejects posts at random.

323 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8118 03:05

>>322
Isn't that just /req/?

324 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8118 04:20

>>322
Well, if you're talking about >>318, it never claimed anything about rejecting badly thought out posts. It just said that you have to think about it for a day, which could be enforced by ways similar to >>319. It's really just a novelty board, but it would be interesting to see what happens.

325 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8120 00:46

>>323
Maybe.

>>324
Partly, although I'm really curious about how would people behave on such a board. Erase obviously bad posts such as canned responses, me too-isms and the rest subject to the possibility of rejection at random. I want to see if the placebo effect would be enough to drive posters to make valuable posts, as they attempt to get past the illusory quality assurance. Isn't that compelling?

326 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8120 15:08

>>325
Cool

327 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8120 15:20

(ิ_ิ)-̾ butts

328 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8134 01:09

Make a website where you can find highscores that use your name.

329 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8134 08:38

>>328 I did find a website that lists all PSN users with all the trophies they have, including me, I opted out of it because I thought it was creepy

330 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8188 13:37

(ิ_ิ)-̾ Does an electric eel shock itself too?

331 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8244 02:08

(ิ_ิ)-̾ Don't be mean to politicians, for they might acquire means to destroy what you love.

332 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8244 07:02

(ิ_ิ)-̾ Determinism is a load of bull

333 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8244 08:13

(ิ_ิ)-̾ Belief in non-determinism is equivalent to the acceptance that not everything is controllable, or even observable, by yourself.

334 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9075 10:23

(ิ_ิ)-̾ Yiff is an acquired taste.

335 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9078 05:21

>>296,302-305
prophetic

336 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9089 00:26

Right-wingers are fucking retarded!!!!

337 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9090 17:04

Left-wingers are fucking spastic dipshits!!!!

yay politics

338 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9099 20:21

(ิ_ิ)-̾ >>337, my good sir, you are neglecting to consider the possibility that >>336 could be an enlightened centrist.

339 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9100 00:22

(ิ_ิ)-̾ I understand politics, but realize this is one of the worst topics of all time.

340 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9100 02:09

(ิ_ิ)-̾ Just move on already and stop posting about politics.

341 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9100 03:50

(ิ_ิ)-̾ move your ass to shit on this gay cock

342 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9115 21:54

How many Chugs could Chuck Chuck down if Chuck could Chug Chucks?

343 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9120 00:23

(ิ_ิ)-̾ I, an intellectual, like titties so much that I spent 24 hours thinking about them.

344 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9147 23:06

the index on textboards are alright, on an imageboard it makes the website near-unusable.

345 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9155 09:29

(ิ_ิ)-̾ I've given it a lot of thought, and the only reasonable conclusion is that traps aren't gay.

346 Name: biblical bibliologist : 1993-09-9309 22:29

(ิ_ิ)-̾ What if Bible passages about loving others like yourself were mistranslated and misinterpreted all along? What if they meant to take all your angst, misery and self-loathing and expend them on others? I.e. these words were meant to untie your mind from being cowardly and weak-spirited against others.
You know, just like turning the other cheek. Basically, asking for a backhand slap that is the worst insult imaginable, making your adversary nothing short of a mortal enemy. I.e. those words were meant to untie your hands to vanquish him or her without a hesitation.

347 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9318 17:13

(ิ_ิ)-̾ Hippies were just the first consumerist movement who fooled themselves into thinking they weren't consumers.

It seems like a more acceptable mistake because it had not happened before. But it is pretty obvious in hindsight.

348 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9318 18:54

(ิ_ิ)-̾ Traps are Schroedinger's gay. Whether or not they're gay depends on the mindset you go in with. If you think of them as a boy in a dress, they're gay. If you think of them as a girl with a penis, they're straight.

349 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9321 17:03

(ิ_ิ)-̾ Fun definitely should be outlawed

350 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9326 09:21

(ิ_ิ)-̾ Do not be fooled by her flippant, casual, or sarcastic nature. Reimu Hakurei's shining conviction and willingness to look beyond the supernatural's proclivity for hating and even killing humans has been the driving force in making Gensokyo a place where humans and youkai can coexist without outright extinguishing each other.

(ิ_ิ)-̾ That and throwing around a god's totem and tossing a shitload of charms per second and being able to somehow dodge everything.

351 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9469 13:46

(ิ_ิ)-̾ I just think that, with a little understanding, we could find the perfect blend. And that's when good neighbours become good friends, there can be no other way.

352 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9529 03:53

(ิ_ิ) I've quarreled all day with my inner psyche and I've decided it's time to quit smoking. I'm posting it here to pressure myself to keep it up.

353 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9529 08:28

(ิ_ิ)= We get it, you vape.

354 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9530 07:44

(ิ_ิ)=⋯⊶≕≍≖≎≢≣≋∺∻

(ิ_ิ)= I prefer Fancy Hearing Cake flavored e-juice, by the way.

355 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9539 02:15

(ิ_ิ)-̾ This kao-moji has not, to my recollection, displayed correctly for me for a long time, if ever. Until a day ago. Weird.

356 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9753 05:16

(ิ_ิ)-̾ Where there is Dasein, there is also Daszwei

357 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9753 14:45

(ิ_ิ)-̾ I'm not sure I trust the official story about anything any more.

358 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9753 16:17

(ิ_ิ)-̾ Indiana Jones and the big pp

359 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9765 23:17

(ิ_ิ)-̾ fast food chains actually provide a reasonable service by making offal taste good more efficiently than home cooks can.

360 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10005 15:14

(ิ_ิ)-̾ Face posters GET for everybody, heel posters GET for themselves

361 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10005 19:54

>>352
(ิ_ิ)-̾ almost 500 days ago I wrote this and I'm holding a cigarette right now as I read this thread.

362 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10019 14:39

(ิ_ิ)-̾ If "prostitute" is the world's oldest profession, the second oldest must be "soldier". Not long after the first female chimp figured out that she could sell her pussy for bananas, the first male chimp must have figured out that he could beat up other chimps and take their bananas. And thus, "the economy" was born.

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