[Meaningful] (₯ิ_₯ิ)‚Α-̾ ITT we think for a whole day before posting [Profound] (362)

1 Name: A Panda : 1993-09-5360 20:45

(₯ิ_₯ิ)‚Α-̾ This thread should only be used to say very important things that you really care about and believe in. Please revise your ideas and their wording for at the very least 24 hours before submitting them.

2 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5360 21:20

2get

3 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5360 22:08

I'm sorry, but I have trouble following the revisionist mindset.

4 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5361 02:42

I thought for 19 years (or longer, depending on your definition of "thought") before making this post.

5 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5361 07:13

I'm still thinking, so I can't post yet.

6 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5361 09:35

( ί ƒŽί) ...
( ˃ ƒŽ˂) MITTENS!

7 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5361 11:57

...
I'm hungry

8 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5361 13:29

Upon great reflection, I truly believe that Squeeks is a fine boy, and will go far in this world once he finds himself.

9 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5361 21:47

All your base are belong to us!

10 Name: A Panda : 1993-09-5361 23:05

(₯ิ_₯ิ)‚Α-̾ Now that I had enough time about it, I think making this thread was my biggest mistake.

11 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5362 00:14

>>10 LURK MOAR

12 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5362 00:24

>>11
Please think for a whole day before posting.
Note that I considered saying this to someone since I first saw this thread. I could have waited years to post it, you were only the first suitable idiot for me to offer to this thread this superb reply.

13 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5362 01:47

I still don't know where that whole "WAKE UP GRANDPA TIME TO TAKE YOUR PILLS FIREPANCE GIBBLESING" thing was going.

Also, >>11 is an idiot.

14 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5362 04:45

>>9
I think you're a little behind the times with that one.

15 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5362 06:22

As mr.>>12 stated, this thread is supposed to be a thread of wise thoughts. I could spend forever looking for my very own reason to post in the thread.
But then the idiocy of imageboards was brought upon us by a museless piccaninny, which made me haste. Therefore I want to call mr.>>11 a retarded chimpanzee.

16 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5362 09:46

HAVE YOU READ YOUR SICP TODAY?

17 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5362 13:59

(₯ิ_₯ิ)‚Α-̾ Upon greater reflection, I remain unrepentant.

18 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5362 23:04

( ί -ί) I've thought about this for two days, and I still think Rei's thread is way better than yours.

19 Name: ( ˃ ƒŽ˂) : 1993-09-5363 20:44

I am unable to decide wether or not I live to listen to music, or I listen to music to live.

20 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5363 21:06

( ί ƒŽί) I tried to think before posting for two minutes and feel like I can't hold it in me anymore!
( ˃ ƒŽ˂) I like mittens! MITTENS! MITTENS!!

21 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5365 04:07

I seriously feel that the internet will become popular in the future.

22 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5366 07:23

THIS IS A STORY ALL ABOUT HOW MY LIFE GOT FLIPPED TURNED UPSIDE DOWN AND I'D LIKE TO TAKE A MINUTE JUST SIT RIGHT THERE I'LL TELL YOU HOW I BECAME THE PRINCE OF A TOWN CALLED BEL AIR.

23 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5366 08:33

Mr.>>22, please, leave your stupidity for imageboards. It may take you a few months or even a couple of years to understand how dumb you sounded all that time.

24 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5366 10:05

Mr.>>23, please, leave your thinking for less than a day before posting for imageboards. It may take you a day or even 24 hours to understand how didn't-think-for-a-day you sounded all that time.

25 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5366 14:41

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26 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5369 07:57

Anon1: W00t

Anon2: COCKMONGLER NEGRO CRACKY-CHAN SOVIET RUSSIA A HUGE GAPING VAGINA THE SIZE OF A HALLWAT

Anon2: *HALLWAY

Anon3: OK

Anon4: HALLWAT

Anon4: WAT

Anon5: HOT HAT

Anon4: SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET

Anon3: SCATMAN!

Anon1: DEE-BOP-A-LOP-DO-BOO

Anon4: FILLY-DAB-BOB-SKOB-BA-DABA

Anon6: NIGGERS

Anon7: DUCKS ARE SHIT!

Anon5: I AGREE

Anon5: PENIS. I HAVE A PENIS.

Anon3: PENIS PENIS PENIS

Anon3: PENIS PENIS PENIS

Metal_Pig: I AM THE METAL PIG

27 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5369 14:23

this is getting more and more meaningful by the day
i hope there is a grand finale that paves forth a new ultimate low

28 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5369 21:48

I thought about this for a few days already. I'm pretty much sure that >>25 likes (or tries to make up that he likes) pictures featuring anthropomorphic animals and a sexual content.

29 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5369 23:13

After a month of deep meditation, I have come to the realization that it is totally impossible for more than 6 posts to be made in this thread in one day.

30 Name: A Panda : 1993-09-5370 01:51

Look at it this way.

On most browsers, you can bring up your browsing history by pressing Control-H. (No, this is not going to become a discussion of werecows.) On Firefox, this brings up a sidebar that shows up on the left side of the window. If you put your mouse over the edge of the sidebar, the cursor will turn into a different kind of arrow. By clicking and dragging it, you can move the edge of the sidebar back and forth. You are, to put it another way, manipulating the border between the normal window and the history window. By moving the mouse, you can increase the portion of the window devoted to either part. In a more extreme view of this situation, you're increasing or decreasing the amount of existence the sidebar has.

Now, let's apply this idea to something more abstract. Look out your window. If you don't live in a highly urbanized area, you should be able to see the horizon. Think of this as the border between the land and the sky. The land and sky are obviously distinguishable thanks to this boundary. Now, if you were to "drag" the sash between the sky and the land, or to manipulate the border between land and sky, you would end up causing the sky to become larger and the land to become smaller, or vice versa. An effect of this might be to cause something that was just on the ground to suddenly be hundreds of feet in the air. Truly a frightening situation to be in. So, look at it this way - manipulating the border between two physical things shifts whatever balance there is in the interaction between those things. Alternatively, by manipulating the border between two things, you can change the manner in which they exist.

Still, this isn't that abstract, since it's still dealing with real things in the real world. Many believe that in this world, there are those things that are true, and those that obviously aren't. This divides reality into two extremes: truth and falsehood. But, since we have two extremes, logically one can imagine a boundary between those two extremes - the border between truth and lies. If one were to manipulate this border, suddenly things that were pure fantasy (flying pigs, for the sake of argument) have become reality - or things from reality have ceased to exist. This is how Yukari is said to have invaded the moon - by manipulating the border between truth and lies, as applied to the reflection of the moon on a pond, she was able to make the reflection of the moon into a manifestation of the actual moon, and so send her youkai army onto it. This is what's truly amazing about Yukari's power - the ability to manipulate the border between completely abstract concepts allows her to fundamentally change reality as we know it (at least in terms of two abstract concepts).

31 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5373 21:01

Oh god I keep seeing this thread every day always forgetting to think of something.

32 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5385 04:39

I hate myself and I want to die.

33 Name: winter : 1993-09-5385 14:36

>>32 Don't blame me.

34 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5386 04:11

( ί ƒŽί) Return with your mitten,

( ί -ί) or on it.

35 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5386 04:17

>>30 lol your a panda

36 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5386 11:42

What about my a panda?

37 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5386 12:38

>>36
Where's your b panda?

38 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5386 17:57

>>37
It got moved to C:\PANDA.

39 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5388 16:13

oh god, jesus

40 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5388 16:57

I think the best thing
to do is to sage this thread

41 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5388 16:58

( ί ƒŽί) I read this thread yesterday but forgot to think.
( ί -ί) I guess this is my thought.

42 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5395 23:07

>>41

I believe the true question (let us asume for the sake

of this document such question exists) is not whether one has 'forgot to think'; But whether he can post them here or not.

If for some reason you disagree and have other thoughts on

this matter, please elaborate them thoroughly. You have the
most of my attention, quite an accomplishment if you take into
account my position and perhaps my animosity against slow-witters.

Please excuse me for my bold statements on this matter, not

the best of my manners.

--

``I hope this doesn't sound pompous but I don't think of myself as famous,

whatever fame I've got has come through what I've done and associations
of things I've done.''

43 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5395 23:24

(₯ิ_₯ิ)‚Α-̾ True perfection is achieved by the knife.

44 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5396 17:25

( E-E) >>34, it's not that there's a restrictive pattern, it's just that you're by far the worst poster in existence with the worst character in existence. Stop wasting everyone else's time and get rid of your meaningless fucking life.

45 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5396 18:56

( LƒΦ`) >>44, it's not that there's a restrictive pattern, it's just that you're by far the worst poster in existence with the worst character in existence. Stop wasting everyone else's time and get rid of your meaningless fucking life.

46 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5396 19:11

ONCE UPON A TIME
I WAS FALLING IN LOVE
BUT NOW I'M ONLY FALLING APART
THERE'S NOTHING I CAN DO
TOTAL ECLIPSE OF THE HEART

47 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5397 01:44

it hinke there's
ptobably alot ic oudl say here

soryy

48 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5397 18:09

I think we should destroy all life and try again with bacteria.

49 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5399 14:01

( EƒΦE) CRAP ASS POO SPIT PISS KILL

50 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5399 23:22

Let me just make this clear, don't fire both guns at the same time, but one by one alternately! That's the basic skill of a double-barrelled gunman.

51 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5400 16:15

I didn't want to hurt you. I'm just a jealous guy.

52 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5410 20:11

Let me just make this clear, don't fire both guns at the same time, but one by one simultaneously! That's the basic skill of a double-barrelled gunman.

53 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5443 23:35

butts

54 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5444 01:16

cracks

55 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5444 19:09

>>53
poo poo

>>54
sorry i hadn't enough time to think of a reply

56 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5444 21:29

I would definitely call my band 'Dekachin and the Your Moms'.

57 Name: Mr. Likes To Age Threads After Thinking About It For A Sufficient Amount Of Time : 1993-09-5564 12:44

iP‚ցPj Hello. I am "Mr. Likes To Age Threads After Thinking About It For A Sufficient Amount Of Time". I started to believe a few weeks ago that this is a thread in need of age, so I would like to age it. That is why my name is "Mr. Likes To Age Threads After Thinking About It For A Sufficient Amount Of Time".

58 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5564 12:54

>>57
I admire your gallant bravery in making such a bold judgment. One day I hope that I may possess such indispensable powers of mind, wielded by only the most noble of gentlemen.

59 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5564 20:52

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60 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5564 21:45

>>59
Well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

61 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5566 17:52

(₯ิ_₯ิ)‚Α-̾ If it is too much metal for one hand, couldn't you just use both of your hands simultaneously?

62 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5567 11:37

I dont know what to post about.

63 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5568 21:36

Do cacti rot if they are dead?

64 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5568 21:44

If furries are so intent on acting like animals, why are they so displeased when they are treated as such?

65 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5570 04:23

These mittens are lovely, red and fleece
But I have DQN to see
And miles to go before I sleep
And miles to go before I sleep

66 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5570 20:39

Perhaps it is implied that there is too much wood in the other hand.

67 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5571 16:25

Make it a cheeseburger.

68 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5571 20:49

I really do like lolicon.

69 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5571 23:24

I didn't know this thread was here.

70 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5572 05:09

( ί -ί) I thought about some clean furry picture for a whole night. I think furries turned me furry.
They do this slowly. Cute characters, sometimes ones from your childhood, at first hugging and kissing each other. But later step-by-step content gets closer to R-18 (adult art).
When their prey reaches the point where one enjoys adult art, furries throw in some fetishes: macro, baby, vore etc. Hopefully, I hate any of these.
I wish for powers to defeat furry addiction and return to the normal life!

71 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5572 22:44

I really, really, really love him.

72 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5572 23:31

THAT'S JUST TIT DIRT!

73 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5573 02:38

>>71
He's mine. Seriously. Go away.

74 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5574 23:51

I can't delay it anymore, I really need to start my final essay on Yoshinoya.

75 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5575 00:22

Anyways, >>74, please listen to me. Not that itfs really related to this thread, of course.
I wrote an essay the other day. You know, for English. Anyways it was pretty good and I got 150% for it.
And then, I looked at the paper of the hipster kid sitting next to me. He had a 80% and 20 more for extra credit..
Oh, the stupidity. That idiot.
Hey you, donft do extra credit because it's 20% more, fool.
Itfs only 20%. T-W-E-N-T-Y P-E-R-C-E-N-T.
Therefre even entire stacks of extra credit papers here. 15 papers, all hoping to get some measly extra credit, huh? How fucking nice.
gAlright, that just makes me a better student!h God I canft bear to watch.
You people, Ifll give you 20% extra credit to write a better paper.
English class should be a bloody place.
That tense atmosphere, where two guys on opposite sides of the classroom can be sitting there looking at each other funny all day long, and then all of a sudden just start debating,
the stab-or-be-stabbed mentality, thatfs whatfs great about this place.
Women and children should screw off and stay home.
Anyways, I was about to start writing, and then the bastard beside me goes gCan I do another one, for 20% more credit?h
I was like, gWho in the world needs that much extra credit, you moron?h
I want to ask him, gDo you REALLY think it will make you a better student?h
I want to interrogate him. I want to interrogate him for roughly an hour.
gAre you seriously gonna turn that in? I donft think you are. I bet you just wanted to say eextra creditf out loud while breathing through your mouth, you dumb fuck.h
Coming from an English veteran such as myself, the latest trend among us vets is this: writing eloquent stories.
Thatfs right, eloquent stories. This is the vetfs way of writing.
When you get gextra credith, that means youfre not going to get a ton of credit. But instead you get a SHITLOAD of respect. But on the other hand, the price is a tad higher. This is the key.
But you stay up all night writing it. And then, itfs marvelous. This is unbeatable.
However, if you write this then therefs the danger that youfll be marked by the professors from next time on. Like the next time you walk in there, all the staff are gonna be like gHoly shit itfs that dude who wrote that mind-blastingly brilliant story the other week.h Itfs a double-edged sword.
I canft recommend it to amateurs.
What this all really means, though, is that you, >>74, should just stick with the persuasive essays.

76 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5576 00:11

... mup da doo didda po mo gub bidda be dat tum muhfugen bix nood cof bin dub ho muhfugga

77 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5584 03:46

spoobnumby fazool to you too, pal

78 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5584 20:23

Do I really love her, or do I just love the idea of going out with a Chinese girl?

79 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5585 00:12

>>78 Have you thought about a third reason?

80 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5585 14:14

#3: PUT IT IN

81 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5585 22:09

82 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5586 00:45

XYNTA

83 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5586 05:03

„V„T„I„S„@ is the name I use to post on some other image boards. Did you know that >>82 ? It was kinda spooky.

84 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5586 05:04

(₯ิ_₯ิ)‚Α-̾ lol, dicks

85 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5586 05:46

Please, wait for a day before posting a reply. Also, I hate „V„T„N„S„@.

86 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5587 06:16

From now on, I resolve to stop switching my keybخشقي شؤن فخ ىخقةشم صاثى I accidentally hit the key combination that switches layouts.

87 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5588 10:32

Have you read your SICP today?

88 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5588 10:46

Well, I research the LISP-effect for a long time.

What is the LISP effect?
It is an excessive use of closing parentheses at the end of any sentence in email, IMs, posts. Something like "hi) how r u?))" I think this is an aftermath of LISP popularity among elder generations. Every forgotten closing parethesis returns in every message written by young people.
Word filters are not effective in this case. The only possible way to protect oneself from them is to isolate oneself from the society.

89 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5588 21:18

I think I have put enough thoughttime into this post to post here.

90 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5588 21:25

If an auto-flush toilet is unflushed when you arrive, it will be unflushed when you depart.

Also, if you don't notice it's broken, the next person certainly will.

91 Name: Piyoko the Tripfag : 1993-09-5603 19:28

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Yes, this took a day. Well, I did it in 30 seconds, but I spent a day thinking on it. No changes were found to be necessary.

92 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5612 21:15

(₯ิ_₯ิ)‚Α-̾ I have retreated to the fortress of my mind's eye, and thought for roughly two-hundred-fifty-two days about what sort of wisdom I should share with you. What new insight could I bring to the theater of knowledge? I though about life. I thought about death. I though about war. I thought about peace. I though about sex, drugs, and rock and roll. I reflected upon myself and my world for so long and so deeply, that I started to gain profound new insight into what it means to be truly human. I thought to myself, what does it help to think so much? What does it hurt to just feel? Perhaps there is only so much that can be gained through science, philosophy and dialectics. Why should I continue to maintain this cold wall of intellectualism if I should lose my very soul? I should be proud to feel these insticts, love and compasion and hate and ζˆζ not just for ˆζˆζˆζˆζ but ˆζˆζˆζˆζ never really was ˆζˆζˆζ ζˆζˆζˆζ the most glorious ˆζˆζˆ ˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζ ζˆ ˆζˆζ ˆζˆζˆζ ˆζˆζˆζ ˆζˆζ ˆ i love you ˆ ζˆζˆζ ˆζ ˆζˆζˆζˆζ ˆ ˆζˆζ ˆζˆ ˆζˆζˆζˆζ ˆζˆ ˆζˆζˆζ ˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζ ˆζˆζˆζˆζ ˆ ˆζˆζˆζˆζ ˆζˆζˆζ ˆ ˆζˆζˆζ ˆ ˆζˆζˆζ

93 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5613 00:46

        I have always been and always will be!

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94 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5613 18:05

I've stopped liking things "ironically". I've also abandoned cynicism, political and otherwise. It's given me a new kind of clarity in judgment. Aesthetic experiences seem more profound.
It wasn't easy (and I'm still weeding out this tired, scared cynic in me), but I can recommend it to anyone. I guess that's all.

95 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5661 10:41

I've thought about my response for quite some time so I apologize for bumping an old thread.

96 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5661 15:07

i'm a big fat butt

97 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5661 17:00

I have thought long and hard about my life, scavenging through life's constant lows, wondering when I would come to a peak, or at least a plateau. Then the new year came, and everything seemed to be going excellent; I found someone to love (and be loved by), my course at uni was going extremely well, I found 10p on the floor one day, got a few gigs lined up for my band etc.
And for a while I was... happy... for the first time in a very long time... I thought the days of despair and doubt were done with, but I've felt it creeping up again the past few days, despite everything going so well in my life now. In fact I've always been pretty well off, things have always seemed to go my way, I've never been able to understand what my problem is. Still I wake up wanting to blow my head off, even when I wake up in the arms of my love.

98 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5662 03:13

Have you read your SICP today?

99 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5662 15:23

I think I came to accept death yesterday. I had always feared it. As harsh or painful or tedious or boring as life can be, it is always in my mind better than the alternative. So I would wonder, early in the morning when I was still awake but had exhausted everything else I could think about, what the world would be like after me. If I would leave important things unfinished. If I would see a bright like or a deep blackness when I go. If I would see anything after that. It terrified me. But I was thinking, yesterday, about the idea of a Psychopomp. I am not a religious person. But for some reason the idea of some kindly, or even professionally indifferent, phantom standing before me and showing me where I must go is incredibly comforting. There is no choice to be made about it. There is no room for mistakes. It seems entirely contrary to my nature, but if I can believe that such a creature does exist (it doesn't need to be a supernatural being, it could be an EMT, or a brother, or a lover [if a humble DQN such as me will ever know such a thing]), I think I can accept finality.

100 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5664 11:44

i think you're on a good way, >>99-san. Accepting finality is one of the biggest burdens a human being must overcome.

I spent a whole day thinking and i came to the conclusion that i am simply hungry.

101 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5666 15:51

Why is it that protests always attract so many whiny faggots?

102 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5666 16:07

I have thought about this for a couple of weeks, but it is related to >>101
Even if I agree with the causes they are fighting for, as soon as they try to make a fuss I'm immediately inclined to mock them just to spite them. There was a demonstration against herbal essences in my town centre not long ago, and while I think animal testing is kinda cruel, it has been helpful in many aspects of research for helping humans. In any case, the fuss they made just made me want to slash their big inflatable herbal essences bottle (with unfunny slogans) and then squirt shampoo in their eyes.

103 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5667 00:51

True. There's no cause so noble that it won't attract fuckheads.

104 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5667 19:51

Having pondered all posts in this thread for over a day, my conclusion is that >>96 is the most profound of them all.

105 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5672 20:46

The pleasure of being cummed inside

106 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5672 23:02

I thought what I'd do was pretend I was one of those anux haxers

107 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5673 00:14

My grandfather died yesterday and I'll admit, I cried some. But to be honest it was never really for him. I did it out of sympathy for people, which amounted just to pressure in my sinuses; the only thing that set me over the edge was thinking that someone I cared about might die one day.

108 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5678 11:19

It's been a few months, at least, since I've posted in a [Profound] thread like this. Of course, not all of it was spent thinking... If I'd spent my time doing that, I probably wouldn't be here now!

109 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5682 18:42

I've reluctantly come to the conclusion that the reason Palestinians are treated so badly is because they're rotten neighbors.

110 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5682 19:47

There's been quite a few situations in my life where if it was the Truman Show, the audience would be thinking, "Oh god he's trying to kill himself!" yet I have never managed to go the whole way. None of them have ever been serious suicide attempts, I guess I just like to go to the edge and look over and see what's over it. But I've been thinking how, there's been a few of them I'm surprised I stayed conscious, never mind alive. Entire box of painkillers? A wee bit dizzy. Jumping in front of a car? Car swerves and I just rip my hand up. Cutting open an artery? A strangely small amount of blood.

The conclusion which seems most likely to me is that I am blessed, and I must have some kind of purpose in life. Well, I don't believe in a higher being or an afterlife or anything, so fuck that.

111 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5685 00:51

I think I get too attached, too quickly. There's been times where I've been put off going out with a girl, purely on the basis that if we got married and she took my name, it wouldn't roll off the tongue very easily.
And I'm often already thinking of baby names, like, two weeks into a new relationship, visualising the big house we'd live in with our children and pets.

112 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5685 07:05

I'm a big fat butt.

113 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5685 14:32

After pondering for 24 hours without sleep or food, I am still not convinced that Fred Phelps would be interested in buying GODHATESBRITFAGS.COM off me. Perhaps I should just run with it, as my vericode suggests.

114 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5690 00:26

Furry hate is on the rise. Based on data gathered over the past forty-eight hours, I would say we're dealing with an astroturfing campaign.

115 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5694 18:01

Oscillating sheep.

116 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5694 19:51

Do androids dream of oscillating sheep?

117 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5696 03:49

Megaman X3 had way better music than X2, despite not being as diverse. At least in terms of the SNES versions. The Saturn version is a whole other ball game.

118 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5927 04:41

(₯ิ_₯ิ)‚Α-̾ And what of character? I can honestly claim to have no knowledge of possessing any such thing. It is quite possible that there is a little bit of Clonepa in all of us. Let us contemplate this in the hopes of reachiζ ζˆζζζ ζˆζˆζˆζζˆζˆ of the moˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζ ζˆ ˆζˆζ ˆζˆζˆζ ˆζˆζˆζ ˆζˆζ ˆˆζˆζ ˆζ ˆζˆζˆζˆζ ˆ ˆζˆζ ˆζˆζˆζˆζˆ ˆζˆζˆand that Nirvana is within our graˆζ ˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζFˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζ
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119 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5927 19:13

(₯ิ_₯ิ)‚Α-̾ I must say, I am very glad this thread entered the top 10 again. It appears that the elitist superstructure is in desperate need of profoundness.

120 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5927 19:17

I love my fiancé soooo much, but I am aware how weird it is I've only met her twice.

121 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6302 01:30

(₯ิ_₯ิ)‚Α-̾ Mittens.

122 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6302 01:58

(₯ิ_₯ิ)‚Α- After having seen what great light lies yonder - the inevitable luminescence of lofty thought - I feel it utterly impossible to resume the tedium of what mundane deeds and duties we as a species must undertake in order to secure the subsistence of the crippled, solipsist social structure unwittingly brought upon ourselves through centuries of corrupt, capitalist, corporate corrugation. Life, as we know it, is not a thing to be envied. At best it is but a system of arbitrary, exchange-based processes multiplied endlessly with no clear goal in mind; an enormous, headless chicken if you will. Not even our so-called rulers have defined an identity with which they may confidently lead those ruled. For they would wish us their slaves - but who slaves over creatures in captivity more than the captors themselves? Vain values run like whiskey down the lips of the world, licked and lapped by they who hide their heads beneath the sand upon which it falls. Indeed, not even the pedestals of Truth, Beauty, Justice and Rationality are without disgrace, raped and ransacked as they stand bared like so many misguided messiahs. When the philosopher's pen speak his mind, how could all that is writ be used to justify the actions he would never dare condone? Is the discipline of a scientist but a tool in the making of damning weaponry?

Life, as we know it, appals me. I am ashamed of man.

123 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6303 03:22

>>122
I think you did not wait for a full day.

124 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6303 05:37

>>123
(" Eิ_Eิ)‚Α-๎ Don't think; feel

125 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6304 08:00

>>124 You are not getting what this thread is about. If this was snooker, I would be a red ball, as would >>123. You, >>124, dropped your dice in the pocket.

126 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6304 14:37

>>125
(" Eิ_Eิ)‚Α-๎ >>124 isn't >>122.

127 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6304 21:11

(₯ิ_₯ิ)‚Α-̾ I think it rather disgraceful that some of you are (or will be) responding directly to others in less than 24 hours. It is not as if we cannot read timestamps. The honor system is one thing, but something that can be mathematically disproved? Ridiculous. I insist you stop this nonsense.

128 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6305 17:25

>>126
(" Eิ_Eิ)‚Α-๎ >>125 made no mention of >>122. I think he was referring to how >>124 was missing the point of the thread, by referring to others when he quite clearly didn't meditate on his thoughts for a day before blurting them out. Same with you, >>126.

129 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6305 17:42

lol internet

130 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6307 13:17

(₯ิ_₯ิ)‚Α-̾ I only smoke eco-friendly cigarettes.

131 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6307 15:20

(₯ิ_₯ิ)‚Α-̾ I agree, >>127.

132 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6307 15:24

(₯ิ_₯ิ)‚Α-̾ I don't like the way this thread is going.

133 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6307 20:04

(₯ิ_₯ิ)‚Α-̾ I think it is time for brothers and sisters everywhere to cease all pussyfooting

134 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6307 20:44

(₯ิ_₯ิ)‚Α-̾Driving a car is a form of masturbation. Think about it.

135 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6308 10:52

(₯ิ_₯ิ)‚Α-̾ I think tanasinn functions as a low-quality melange.

136 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6314 02:09

(₯ิ_₯ิ)‚Α-̾ It's not so much "taking drugs made my life awesome", as "realising I can think for myself and choose my own path, rather than believing anything I'm told, made my life awesome". If someone told me in the academy how I'd be living in 4 years, I'd have laughed.

137 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6314 12:57

(₯ิ_₯ิ)‚Α-̾ Twirly mustaches will save us all.

138 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6314 14:24

(₯ิ_₯ิ)‚Α-̾ Animation truly is the highest form of art.

139 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6314 14:45

(₯ิ_₯ิ)‚Α-̾ cough, cough

140 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6315 01:41

(₯ิ_₯ิ)‚Α-̾ It is highly likely that I will die of lung cancer

141 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6315 03:06

(₯ิ_₯ิ)‚Α-̾ Only real men know the leathery slap of a horse's bare bottom. You can quote me on that.

142 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6317 14:07

(₯ิ_₯ิ)‚Α-̾ Some medicines can replace nicotine, but nothing can replace the pleasure of inhaling tobacco smoke. That is why I can't stand the idea of quitting and most people can't either.

143 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6317 20:55

(₯ิ_₯ิ)‚Α-̾ There aren't a million men left alive in this country who could find their way out of a hundred-acre woodlot.

144 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6317 21:13

(₯ิ_₯ิ)‚Α-̾ We could find a lower bound on the number of people there are here by dividing the number of posts by the age of this thread (in days), ignoring that little spat those guys had about not meditating for the appropriate amount of time.

145 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6317 21:38

(₯ิ_₯ิ)‚Α-̾ I hate myself and I want to die.

146 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6317 22:54

(₯ิ_₯ิ) i dont really feel that intelligent if there isnt something rebellious and self-destructive to be constantly doing

147 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6318 23:12

(₯ิ_₯ิ)‚Α-̾ Life is plotless.

148 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6319 17:14

(₯ิ_₯ิ)‚Α-̾ Make it a cheeseburger.

149 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6319 17:55

(₯ิ_₯ิ)‚Α-̾ ZUN is not as ugly as I expected.

150 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6320 13:27

(₯ิ_₯ิ)‚Α-̾ >>144 I think "spat" seems a little condescending. I think the way most large websites these days have a "comments" section, encouraging readers to blurt out what they think, is a big part of why one gets the impression that the Internet is full of hyperactive morons. This thread's aim is to generate profound discussion, on a level that simply isn't feasible within just 24 hours; and if we don't advise the more inexperienced dokyuns, why, who knows where we might end up? Let's ponder the possibility.

151 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6320 14:36

(₯ิ_₯ิ)‚Α-̾ This thread bears similarities to playing chess by mail. It's a pity the internet has all but destroyed the small cerebral joy that it provides, what with these newfangled online chess servers.

152 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6321 01:49

( ˃ ƒŽ˂) I still don't know what to post.

153 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6324 01:03

(₯ิ_₯ิ)‚Α-̾ Jovial holidays.

154 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6324 05:58

(₯ิ_₯ิ)‚Α-̾ Pleasant Festivities.

155 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6324 06:28

(₯ิ_₯ิ)‚Α-̾ Bandwagon post refactoring verbose expressions of Merry Christmas''; contribution of phrase Delightful Celebrations''.

156 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6324 18:52

(₯ิ_₯ิ)‚Α-̾ I hate baths.

157 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6326 20:18

(₯ิ_₯ิ)‚Α-̾ At one point, characters much like myself all conversed in the Japanese language. Subsequently, we were transplanted onto an English language knock-off message board inhabited by a variety of hikikomori, dokyuns and other internet misfits, with posts of a quality level of "UNKO".

(₯ิ_₯ิ)‚Α-̾ ...

(₯ิ_₯ิ)‚Α-̾ That's why I hate baths.

158 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6327 01:04

>posts of a quality level of "UNKO"

What does that even mean?

159 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6327 04:11

>>158
He's saying that the quality of the posts here are shit.

160 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6327 07:37

What a cunt.

161 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6328 14:57

(₯ิ_₯ิ)‚Α-̾ Once again, I am fairly certain that some of you are posting in advance of the requisite twenty-four hour wait. In particular, it seems as though >>155 and possibly also >>154 did not spend enough time considering their posts.

162 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6328 20:08

(₯ิ_₯ิ)‚Α-̾ What if Hitler never died in his bunker, but lapsed into a brain-dead coma. Could his soul have purified itself over the last century from evil to good? If the answer is "no", is the soul then not merely a construct of the brain - if yes, is morality volitional?

(L[`)y-~~ So these two ducks walk into a bar...

163 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6328 21:23

(₯ิ_₯ิ)‚Α- Absolute entities cannot exist. If they could, we could not know them since we could not interact with them (i.e. there is no way to comprehend them, since they don't change- if we know them, they change, thus they cannot be absolute entities).

So the whole idea of a soul- which I understand to be "the absolute essence of a living/human entity"- is erroneous because the soul could not interact with anything, could not change, could not move, could not have any qualities, could not be known, could not manifest in any way whatsoever.

So speaking about "absolutes" (without the intention to refute them) is rather absurd.

164 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6328 21:48

(₯ิ_₯ิ)‚Α- Last night I dreamt that something I posted on the internet was called "typical Nietzschean bullshit". Which one of you did it.

165 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6328 23:02

( ί -ί) Last night I dreamt that my ex-girlfriend forgave me and became my friend again...then I woke up to find that she's still ignoring me. Is that related?

166 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6336 22:03

(₯ิ_₯ิ)‚Α-̾ Julian Assange is hot.

167 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6336 22:15

>>166
Wow, I seriously thought I was the only person in the world who... well, thought, that.

168 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6338 21:25

(₯ิ_₯ิ)‚Α-̾ Isn't it odd how many anime (as well as video games and other media) are centered on fighting and violence, portraying it as something beautiful, fun and heroic? The viewers would but suffer if they were forced to kill and maim for their mere survival, and certainly wouldn't enjoy putting their health and very lives at risk on a regular basis.

169 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6338 22:05

>>166
>>167
Read the comments on Youtube videos that he's in. You aren't the only ones.

170 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6338 23:12

>>168
(₯ิ_₯ิ)‚Α-̾ What if we made, like, a "realistic" anime where the main character doesn't enjoy fighting, but has to anyway? He could be a deeply flawed individual, watching his world fall apart around him, and forced to deal with a situation that's beyond his control.

171 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6339 02:38

>>170
You just described most shōnens, really.

172 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6339 02:52

(₯ิ_₯ิ)‚Α- I propose that a new first-person sandbox computer game be created. The player assumes the role of a lowly farm worker or the like, whose home country is suddenly embroiled in war. The objective of the game is to survive - and while it is theoretically possible to get an improvised weapon and try to acquire better ones from the soldiers you somehow manage to incapacitate with it, the game is meant to be realistic in terms of how much damage your body can sustain, consequences of untreated wounds, etc. The main part of the game should therefore be spent as a non-combatant, attempting to get to temporary safety from what will soon be the next battlefield. There may even be a pacifist route in which the eventual goal is to organize a successful anti-war movement. I am as yet uncertain whether it should be set in medieval times or present day. Both have their appeal.

Please tell me if something like this already exists.

173 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6339 18:55

>>170 is Hideaki Anno.

174 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6339 20:50

>>171
(₯ิ_₯ิ)‚Α-̾ OK get this: what if it's all just, a DREAM?

175 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6339 22:29

>>174
Oh, like, he dreams everything all up, and somehow after some time passes he sees the people who he saw in his dream and spent time with being friends/enemies on the streets, remembering each event as it happened and just moving on with his life, while somehow making the girl that was interested in him, in his dream, his girlfriend?

I'm sure it happened in some obscure anime.

176 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6340 03:56

(₯ิ_₯ิ)‚Α-̾ The sayings of those who post in this thread without thinking for a whole day before posting are Communist propaganda and we should find whoever posted them and execute them.

177 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6340 19:10

>>170
(₯ิ_₯ิ)‚Α-̾ I think if you spent more than a couple of hours thinking about that instead of just blurting it out, you'd realise what a silly idea it is.

178 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6340 21:01

(₯ิ_₯ิ)‚Α- I'd rather feel for 24 hours, but this is fine too.

179 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6349 02:43

(₯ิ_₯ิ)‚Α-̾ ...sigh...

180 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6349 07:24

Maybe I really would benefit from laying off the Internet a little...

181 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6349 23:39

(₯ิ_₯ิ)‚Α-̾ Pain teaches nothing.

182 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6350 02:35

(₯ิ_₯ิ)‚Α-̾ DQN is like the home I've always wanted.

183 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6351 09:11

(₯ิ_₯ิ)‚Α-̾ Anime died because no one bought Texhnolyze DVDs.

184 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6352 03:03

(₯ิ_₯ิ)‚Α-̾ Everything I've said has distracted, "meaning" is a human concept. Everything that is, is enacted - everything, that is, except...

185 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6352 05:51

(₯ิ_₯ิ)‚Α-̾ Bumping my original thread that did not have a 24-hour requirement has not elicited any more posts as of 24 hours ago as of this posting, and so it seems this thread will soon surpass it in post count despite the limit.

(₯ิ_₯ิ)‚Α-̾ The fun thing about prophecies announced after the events they predict is that you can check to see if they happened before announcing them. Unfortunately, it is also the lame thing about them.

186 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6372 19:32

(₯ิ_₯ิ)‚Α-̾ Lady Gaga is basically Madonna with crazy outfits.

187 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6373 09:26

(₯ิ_₯ิ)‚Α-̾ I've come to realize after doing nothing with my life for 6 years that I need to do something otherwise I'll probably go crazy. I think it's finally time to go back to college and get my life together.

188 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6373 20:42

I never under stood... why is all of this happening in 1993?

189 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6374 12:48

(₯ิ_₯ิ)‚Α-̾ Shall I buy myself a pleasure of accessing the Usenet? Or shall I not? Some servers offer plans without a time limit, e.g., whole 25 gigabytes for 10$. I believe this is perfect as one can be both a pretentious old newsgroup-fart or a pretentious thief.

>>188 We're living in September that never ends. The Eternal September. Basically, this means that we are bound by Netiquette.

190 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6374 18:35

(₯ิ_₯ิ)‚Α-̾ She would look great wrapped around my dick.

191 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6374 23:19

(₯ิ_₯ิ)‚Α-̾ The Singularity won't happen.

192 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6374 23:47

(₯ิ_₯ิ)‚Α-̾ Music, sweet music is all that I crave.

193 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6375 10:00

(=_=)‚Α-̾ Those who can, do. Those who can't, breed.

194 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6375 13:47

(₯ิ_₯ิ)‚Α-̾ I ain't saying she's a gold digger, but she ain't messing with no broke-broke nigger.

195 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6375 16:27

(₯ิ_₯ิ)‚Α-̾ The Singularity already happened. It lasted from 1940 to 1975. We're on the the other kind of S-shaped asymptotic curve now.

196 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6377 00:11

(₯ิ_₯ิ)‚Α-̾ What is the purpose of Usenet if it's full of spam? What is the purpose of spamming Usenet if there isn't anyone to target? Why did I waste my ten bucks? Who knows...

So is 'AFK' life: meaningless and sometimes mysterious.

197 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6384 19:35

( ˃ ƒŽ˂)( ˃ ƒŽ˂)( ˃ ƒŽ˂)( ˃ ƒŽ˂)( ˃ ƒŽ˂)( ˃ ƒŽ˂)( ˃ ƒŽ˂)( ˃ ƒŽ˂)( ˃ ƒŽ˂)( ˃ ƒŽ˂)( ˃ ƒŽ˂)( ˃ ƒŽ˂)( ˃ ƒŽ˂)( ˃ ƒŽ˂)( ˃ ƒŽ˂)( ˃ ƒŽ˂)( ˃ ƒŽ˂)

198 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6385 17:41

(₯ิ_₯ิ)‚Α-̾ When you shoot people in the game, they virtually die. If you do this repeatedly, people might get annoyed. For at least some of them this might take a form of slight pain in their rectums.

199 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6385 22:56

(₯ิ_₯ิ)‚Α-̾ If the cigarette in my hand never burns up, am I the one who truly burns?

200 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6387 06:24

(₯ิ_₯ิ)‚Α-̾ Moe is relative.

201 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6387 11:20

(₯ิ_₯ิ)‚Α-̾ I doubt it, >>200. Moé is absolute. It's either moé or not moé. It doesn't depend on a sole person's decision whenever something moé. Moé is not decided, moé can be created. But it all depends on artist's perception. Many attempts in moé are actually not moé, you should bear this in mind.

202 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6387 11:21

(₯ิ_₯ิ)‚Α-̾ I doubt it, >>200. Moé is absolute. It's either moé or not moé. It doesn't depend on a sole person's decision whenever something moé. Moé is not decided, moé can be created. But it all depends on artist's perception. Many attempts in moé are actually not moé, you should bear this in mind.

203 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6387 11:23

(₯ิ_₯ิ)‚Α-̾ The failure of cleaning a name field and hitting enter just to hit escape button a second too late is miserable.

204 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6388 02:39

(₯ิ_₯ิ)‚Α-̾ Inuboshi tries so hard to make these things "sweet" and not too uncomfortable, but every time his comics give me the feeling of taking some pretty flower and mashing it into the ground with your penis.

205 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6388 05:38

(₯ิ_₯ิ)‚Α-̾ Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff is the herald of the whatever the hell we're going to call the wave of postmodernism that comes after the current wave of postmodernism.

206 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6388 11:55

(₯ิ_₯ิ)‚Α-̾ >>203 The failure to think for a whole day before posting is miserable.

207 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6389 00:26

>>206 I noticed that and proceeded think about it for almost a day and a half. Can you imagine my disappointment when I noticed that you had stolen my post? I'm glad I decided to think about this possibility in advance!

208 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6389 08:28

Stared at the tv too long now and I'm not the same. I've got to remind myself that it's just a game. Its getting harder and harder to get to sleep at night. I think I'll let them shoot me so that I can die. Whats at the end? Whats at the end? Whats at the end of satan's rainbow?

209 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6417 05:48

(₯ิ_₯ิ)‚Α-̾ Most of us will die.

210 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6417 13:59

(₯ิ_₯ิ)‚Α-̾ If we have a life for every day of the week, this life's a saturday

211 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6418 04:36

(₯ิ_₯ิ)‚Α-̾ Existence is rainfall; I want to see how big a puddle I can make.

212 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6424 05:28

(₯ิ_₯ิ)‚Α-̾ I have a great idea for a practical joke!

213 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6425 23:20

(₯ิ_₯ิ)‚Α-̾ What is the purpose of practical jokes? Is it to make somebody feel miserable? ...To destroy somebody's valuable possessions? ...To laugh at the poor guy even if there is actually no reason to laugh at him, because he is deeply hurt?

...a free fire zone for a cheap feeling of Schadenfreude...

214 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6438 20:08

(₯ิ_₯ิ)‚Α-̾ I have been watching this thread for a week, and still this is all I have to contribute.

215 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6604 00:50

(₯ิ_₯ิ)‚Α-̾ Every teardrop that rolls down your pretty cheek makes you stronger, my love.

216 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6605 00:22

My rectum feels full enough to be uncomfortable, but not so full that I'm ready to go poop.

(It is not full of penis, lest you be lead to believe so if it's not specified.)

217 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6605 00:23

>>216 I meant to post that in the current thoughts thread. Aporogies for any inconvenience.

218 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6606 12:19

(₯ิ_₯ิ)‚Α-̾ How interesting! I haven't thought for a whole day in a long time. Well, you don't get much time for thinking these days.

Is it because of my rapidly changing interests? Is it because of the world wide web? Is it because of my age? Is it because that the life is rushed in this time and age?

I'd need another day of thinking to answer these questions, but I don't have this luxury.

219 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6606 16:36

(₯ิ_₯ิ)‚Α-̾ Computers are not Turing-complete, because they are finite state machines.

220 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6607 09:35

(₯ิ_₯ิ)‚Α-̾ I was thinking all night, what states are possible for the computer? I believe that they're all derivatives of these: "powered on", "powered off", "broken".

221 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6612 22:23

(₯ิ_₯ิ)‚Α-̾ The future is in robots building robots.

222 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6614 08:12

In the the end the most important question in life is what if my dick was a dildo?

223 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6614 18:13

(₯ิ_₯ิ)‚Α-̾ It's one thing to TALK, and a very different thing to DO.

224 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6622 14:27

It is better to be stupid then to be petty.

225 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6623 13:13

(₯ิ_₯ิ)‚Α-̾ The two are not mutually exclusive, of course.

226 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6705 09:21

(₯ิ_₯ิ)‚Α-̾ Is it bumsex when men stimulate each other prostates or is it just a massage? It is perception of this that separates wise men from commoners.

227 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6705 13:16

(₯ิ_₯ิ)‚Α-̾ Have you read your Thinking Forth today?

228 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6705 15:25

(₯ิ_₯ิ)‚Α-̾ I just found myself staring at my dog's vagina. What does this mean?

229 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6705 18:21

(₯ิ_₯ิ)‚Α-̾ It means you're a furry, >>228. Please get off my Internets. Thank you.

230 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6705 20:15

(₯ิ_₯ิ)‚Α-̾ A couple of nights I dreamt about how about half the posters in this thread cannot fucking read. I am posting to inform half the posters that they cannot fucking read, no matter how long ago or recently they made this fact obvious.

231 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6706 01:41

(₯ิ_₯ิ)‚Α-̾ We're insignificant in the universe at large, but it doesn't really matter.

232 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6706 16:45

(₯ิ_₯ิ)‚Α-̾ You might say that our insignificance is itself insignificant.

233 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6706 20:37

(₯ิ_₯ิ)‚Α-̾ A person who replies after three hours hadn't thought for a day. A person who is defensive about his Internets is likely incapable of thinking for longer than a minute.

Argh, for Christ's sake! I bet he has yet to accumulate his first 24 hours of pure DQN!

234 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6708 21:58

(₯ิ_₯ิ)‚Α-̾ Some of us, of course, run our brains in massively parallel configuration with greatly reduced redundancy and are capable of thinking for 24 hours in a matter of seconds. We are the true DQNs, Children of the Yeti, etc.

235 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6709 00:27

You have to think for 24 hours real-time regardless of actual processing time and power.

However, I post this soon because I was able to feel your reply. I was thinking about it ever since >>233. Prediction algorithms are the future.

236 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6711 00:49

How much DQN could a dokyun dokyun if a dokyun could dokyun DQN?

237 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6711 00:54

(₯ิ_₯ิ)‚Α-̾ We will never (again) be little girls.

238 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6711 01:46

(₯ิ_₯ิ)‚Α-̾All symbols are symbolic of symbolism.

239 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6711 23:01

(₯ิ_₯ิ)‚Α-̾ If I don't have children, in a biological viewpoint, I'm a failure of a human being.

240 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6711 23:32

(₯ิ_₯ิ)‚Α-̾ I may pick whichever afterlife I want right before jumping off the roof, it won't matter shortly after.

241 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6713 09:02

(₯ิ_₯ิ)‚Α-̾ Is Espeon even a woman?

242 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6714 01:48

(₯ิ_₯ิ)‚Α-̾ Though an Athiest® from a very young age, I have only recently discovered a deep, ingrained belief in an afterlife, having somehow ideologically separated itself completely from the paradise of the Christian Scriptures™. This bundle of neurons lies, and lies well.
Ah, hallo >>240, fancy seeing you here.

(₯ิ_₯ิ)‚Α-̾ On another note, I can't remember if this is tobacky, hashish, or plain old divinorum. Where am I, even?

243 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6714 18:28

(₯ิ_₯ิ)‚Α-̾ I think that your problem, >>242, is that your brain refuses to accept the simple fact you'll die someday, rather than believing it'll be born again after death. You haven't witnessed enough death nor came close to it.

(₯ิ_₯ิ)‚Α-̾ I chanted a prayer from an old book on Zoroastrianism a few days ago just to see if anything would happen, and it's been snowing since late in that night, which wasn't predicted. Does this mean I'm blessed by Ahura Mazda? In contact with some other divinities? Naturally gifted? Or just delusional? The other options are a lot more fun...

244 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6723 19:08

(₯ิ_₯ิ)‚Α-̾ Time is a lie.

245 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6725 13:53

(₯ิ_₯ิ)‚Α-̾

246 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6727 20:22

(₯ิ_₯ิ)‚Α-̾ It's remarkable how the English language has a word for experiencing too little human contact - "lonely" - yet it has no antonym; no opposite, neither as a single word nor a set phrase.

247 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6727 22:36

(₯ิ_₯ิ)‚Α-̾ "Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once." --Alan "Uncle Al" Schwarz

248 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6727 23:52

(₯ิ_₯ิ)‚Α-̾ "I don't really look at myself as the kind of person who craves attention, but I've never been to therapy so there's probably a lot of stuff about myself that I don't know."
-Alfred Matthew "Weird Al" Yankovic

249 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6728 01:06

(₯ิ_₯ิ)‚Α-̾ ``Don't you dare tell anyone about this. They wouldn't believe you anyway.''
-- ``Weird Uncle''

250 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6728 07:53

>>246
(₯ิ_₯ิ)‚Α-̾ "Unnecessary".

251 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6805 01:01

(₯ิ_₯ิ)‚Α-̾ Sometimes in life, you just have to hide your boner under your belt.

252 Name: >>246 : 1993-09-6806 19:56

>>250
I've spent an entire day wondering whether I should (finally) reply to this or not, and decided to do so using sage.

(₯ิ_₯ิ)‚Α-̾ When I said the antonym of lonely, I did not simply mean "not lonely". I meant actually experiencing too much human contact. In this sense, no, I don't believe that it is unnecessary.

253 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6828 01:02

(₯ิ_₯ิ)‚Α-̾ You can get anything you want at Alice's restaurant.

254 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6828 11:43

(₯ิ_₯ิ)‚Α-̾ AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

255 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6828 21:08

(₯ิ_₯ิ)‚Α-̾ Am I a real person when I post here? Am I my tripcode when I post without it? What's the purpose of sharing my knowledge if no one knows that I'm the one who donated it to public? Why people donate their money anonymously? Did they steal it? Are they avoiding taxes? WHO AM I?

256 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6828 22:01

(₯ิ_₯ิ)‚Α-̾ it carries out and is w

257 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6830 20:05

(₯ิ_₯ิ)‚Α-̾ Homo homini platipus est.

258 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6837 01:12

(₯ิ_₯ิ)‚Α-̾ On DQN, I will be a shota forever, the way I see myself deep inside my heart.

259 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6848 21:03

(₯ิ_₯ิ)‚Α-̾ Everyone's pains are subjectively equal.

260 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6848 21:06

(₯ิ_₯ิ)‚Α-̾ I'm a pokemon. Nothing good would stem from denying it. I'm a pokemon.

261 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6849 05:45

(₯ิ_₯ิ)‚Α-̾ You're not a pokemon, you're a nut.

262 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6849 06:43

(₯ิ_₯ิ)‚Α-̾ We require other to reflect self

263 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6865 15:39

(₯ิ_₯ิ)‚Α-̾ Power is only bad when someone else has it.

264 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6865 19:27

(₯ิ_₯ิ)‚Α-̾ Man's greatest capability is his sense of awareness.

265 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6867 22:15

(₯ิ_₯ิ)‚Α-̾ I, for example, am aware that I am not a Pokemon.

266 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6868 05:48

(₯ิ_₯ิ)‚Α-̾ Having spent the past 24 hours in silent contemplation, without food, drink, sleep or attending classes, I have come to the conclusion that this was a giant waste of time. Give me back my day, /dqn/! Also feed me!

267 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6898 19:54

I have been analyzing my life, trying to figure out how I ended up as yet another loser posting at the obscure place of the Internet instead of becoming an internationally recognized scientist, or an inventor or just a successful rich guy (as seen on TV).

I traced everything back to a point of my life when I was a third grader. I loved one particular girl in my class, but instead of informing her of that fact I told about it to a friend, who seemed like a good, calm, even a bit timid guy (he was forced to attend a church school on Sundays, learn to play violin, etc). Upon hearing about my feelings, he immediately went to her and said that I told him that I love her. RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME! And she was laughing, and jumping over chairs and acting overall quite hyperactive. I couldn't figure it out. I was feeling deeply ashamed. I misinterpreted her laugh.

I never talked to her about it again. Although I must admit that I invited her once to my house around 5th or 6th grades, but she refused. And so, as years went by, I became more and more shut-in, still dreaming about her. At 9th grade she gained some weight, changed her haircut to a terribly ugly one, which made me realize that I've lost the sweetest years and fell into obscurity (I was even called gay for my shyness around girls and my, as I perceive it now, very cute appearance). Later she transferred to another class (mine was specialized on applied sciences, the other one was specialized on humanities) and I couldn't care less about her, but the time and mind were lost. I was far on my journey of changing from an open, curious, "life-of-the-party" guy to a misanthrope.

Even to this day I sometimes get nervous when I hear girls laughing behind my back, especially if they just passed me. I feel awkward around ladies and I lack the knowledge of how to talk to them "naturally". As a result, during any personal conversation I end up over-analyzing my words and actions and have to RTLS (or TAL at best), so to say. (ttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Space_Shuttle_abort_modes#Intact_abort_modes)

As a side-note, there were ten years of schooling back in my day:
1st to 3rd grades - elementary school,
5th to 9th - middle school,
10th, 11th - high school.
Nowadays, 4th grade is back.

If you'd like to correct my typos and mistakes please do so via pastebin-like services. Make sure to mark it as private/direct link-only. I'd appreciate your effort a lot.

268 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6899 01:16

(₯ิ_₯ิ)‚Α-̾ There's no accounting for that.

269 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7036 23:35

(₯ิ_₯ิ)‚Α-̾ Me and my wife 100%'d Spyro: A Hero's Tail on PS2 recently. As a hardened but perhaps jaded gamer myself I thought it was really good; good learning curve, well designed levels, and a real satisfying experience, I felt an emotional connection to Spyro by the end of the game, and started to be Spyro in my dreams. Better than I expected a Spyro game to be, from only playing demos of the earlier games in the series.

So we looked for a new Spyro game to play but oh god Spyro: Enter The Dragonfly is so bad, it's a bit painful and sad to watch or play.

270 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7037 09:09

(₯ิ_₯ิ)‚Α-̾ I'm sure I'm writing Scheme in a non-Lispy way. It still doesn't feel right.

271 Name: Espeon!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-7037 09:20

(₯ิ_₯ิ)‚Α-̾ What if I'm an actual wizard, but I'm out of MP?

272 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7045 04:35

Contradiction stabilizes itself by creating a third relation which becomes the mediator.

273 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7067 16:25

(₯ิ_₯ิ)‚Α-̾ PSY may be a tipping point for western audiences to discover how much excellent, sophisticated pop music is being made in South Korea, or could the language barrier repel them? The fact I can't understand them and the vocals become just another instrument is a reason I like foreign music, but I often wonder if those songs I love were sung in English, would I still like them? Probably not if done by your standard western pop starlets.

Is our language, English, capable, is English capable of sustaining demagoguery? I mean ummmm highly-charged oratory, persuasive whipping up rhetoric. Listen to me, if Hitler had been British would we, under similar circumstances, have been moved, charged up, fired by his inflammatory speeches, or would we have laughed? Is English too ironic to support Hitlerian styles? Would his language simply have rung false in our ears?

May I compartmentalise? I hate to, but may I? May I? Is our language a function of our British cynicism, tolerance, resistance to false emotion, humour and so on, or do those qualities come extrinsically - extrinsically, from the language itself? Itfs a chicken and egg problem.

274 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7067 19:19

(₯ิ_₯ิ)‚Α-̾ PSY's ,,Gangnam Style'' pandered to western audiences by being homogeneous and derivative. Satire or not, that is lazy.

275 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7164 23:05

(₯ิ_₯ิ)‚Α-̾ I was going to argue that my deliberately offensive youtube comments were irony, but after thinking about them, I have come to believe that they have properties of stainless steel.

276 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7165 10:14

(₯ิ_₯ิ)‚Α-̾ >>273 We're talking about chickens, we're talking about eggs.

277 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7217 22:16

(₯ิ_₯ิ)‚Α-̾ I'm not going to bump this thread.

278 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7228 15:28

(₯ิ_₯ิ)‚Α-̾ Vegetarianism is a tool and a plot by Chinese and other communist countries to malnourish citizens of capitalist regimes.

"Why?" you ask. Well, imagine a fighter jet pilot who loses consciousness in the middle of high-G manoeuvre. This is what happened in Vietnam. Americans preferred to disengage if foe's MiG was stable during those, because it could only mean that it's piloted by a Soviet "instructor". Most of Vietnamese pilots, however, couldn't endure high-Gs and making themselves easy targets.

So, imagine this happening to freedom fighters, that is US soldiers, during Sino-American war. All the high-tech fifth-generation jet fighters will suddenly become useless.

279 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7263 17:49

(₯ิ_₯ิ)‚Α-̾ I have never heard the word "flaccid" used favorably.

280 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7419 18:17

(₯ิ_₯ิ)‚Α-̾ The desire for sexual release is an important biological construct, which should always be pursued and never ignored, just as the need to urinate or sneeze is one which should be satisfied. Failure to achieve release may cause genius or insanity, in addition to blue balls. While none of these conditions are fatal, they remain undesirable in a society primarily populated with neurotypicals without swollen gonads. This is the basis for my case to allow public masturbation.

281 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7514 22:19

(₯ิ_₯ิ)‚Α-̾ Every randomised captcha you get is a higher being writing you a poem.

282 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7525 09:54

(₯ิ_₯ิ)‚Α-̾ I should wash my legs.

283 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7708 14:13

(₯ิ_₯ิ)‚Α-̾ "Organic" food as opposed to what? Inorganic? I'm fairly certain that table salt is the only inorganic substance that I consume.

284 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7765 13:02

(₯ิ_₯ิ)‚Α-̾ What does math teach us? "Be rational, be real!" Of course, you can be irrational and imaginary (imaginative!) if you want to, but that would complicate matters.

285 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7768 18:41

༼ ‚Β ◕_◕ ༽‚Β  I am almost, but not quite, too fat to move.

286 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7768 18:55

(₯ิ_₯ิ)‚Α-̾ Higher math teaches us that "imaginary" is isomorphic to a 2x2 matrix and there is nothing really "imaginary" about it. What this means in practical terms is that Gensokyo is real, but "2D".

287 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7786 23:07

Photons or sexy prose?

288 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7789 10:52

(₯ิ_₯ิ)‚Α-̾ >>286-san should be referring to 2x1 real matrices, or 1x2. This bothers me more than it should, probably.

289 Name: Death of an Engineer : 1993-09-7799 18:31

I've developed a worldview that convinces me that the human condition gives us "deep happiness" and flow when we engage in human deep actions. What is "deep" in this context? It's profound, resonant, understood by from down to the lower functions of the mind to the highest. Engaging in short time pleasure pleases the lower functions, but unsettles the higher, abstract, desires. Engaging in studies pleases the higher functions, but bores the lower functions. The human activities transcend lower and higher functions and resonate with the whole of the human mind. Exploration. Creation. Gathering a following. Winning debates. Competing in sports.

This is where we experience flow.

I am an Electrical Engineer for a small product development firm and I found peace in the job I do, as I am feeling like a creator. Just sometimes do I wish to also travel, document what I have seen and teach people of the conclusions I have drawn. Debate such conclusions.

here comes the great despair in my life. For I have found to hate modernism and progressivism. It is traditionalism that resonates most with me and it is traditionalism which is dead. I am a missionary with no ear that listens to me. A restless wanderer bolted to a system and place. The Keeper of a Secret. But a secret it shouldn't be.

This inner conflict will only find peace in abstraction. To find the concepts and patterns, the first ideas, the essence of traditionalism, to translate them to dispassionate describing language and publish a highly concentrated abstract form of the (varied, leaderless, beheaded) ideology, so someday it might be found by a person with more fire and clout than I have, in the time where the decline can be more felt than now.

There will lie my absolution and also the tragedy: to smith the key to freedom, but being to weak to turn the lock. As soon as the literature is written and known to be read, my mind will pulsate into harmony again.

290 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7800 15:46

b

291 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7800 16:56

(₯ิ_₯ิ)‚Α-̾ poop

292 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7800 18:53

Thinking for an entire day is HARD.

293 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7802 16:21

Sometimes I want to kiss the posts on textboards. Not the people behind the posts, but the posts themselves. I want to slide my tongue all over the textboard posts and cover them in my cute girl saliva.

294 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7829 16:21

The problem with forums and public IRC channels is that they form cultures based around individual personalities, and those who are in or near the center are generally free to be assholes to newcomers while not being called out for that behavior, because most users are eager to please the older/more prolific posters. Fully anonymous boards are far better in this regard, because there are really no identifiable individual personalities. Thus, it doesn't matter how long you've been a poster; if you act like an idiot or an asshole there is nothing preventing other posters from being honest about your behavior. This promotes a healthy social atmosphere.

(₯ิ_₯ิ)‚Α-̾

295 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7829 16:47

>>294
Regular bulletin boards also encourage a culture of quantity over quality, since the single most important thing in any account is the post number. A person with 15,000 posts will be respect more than a person with only 300 posts, even if the 15k guy just dumps crappy one-word responses to inane threads while every single one of the 300 guy's posts is a life-changing existential essay or comedy gold.

296 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7829 20:09

>>295

You can see SAoVQ getting directly shittier thanks to people naming certain posters.

297 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7829 21:06

(₯ิ_₯ิ)‚Α-̾ Concepts, designs and features are generated and implemented by using the Arch Way principles as a guide, rather than bowing to external influences.

298 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7830 06:34

>>295
Counterpoint, but what if anonymous message boards encourage a culture of making worthless posts without a second thought because there is no name attached to them, no face or reputation to save?

299 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7830 12:26

>>298
It's better than a vanity system. Some kind of time delay between posting and the post being visible (like a mailing list or Freenet-type network) could help with that. A voting system would too, but I don't particularly care for the idea, nor do I see that working well anonymously.

(I'm not bumping because you and I both know that neither of us thought for 24 hours before posting.)

300 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7830 17:47

>>298
Counter-counterpoint, having a reputation system doesn't actually prevent any of the shitposts from being made. In theory you could filter certain posters on a non-anonymous board, but I've yet to see a website that implements this. Beyond that, I think having a reputation - either positive or negative - is actually a bad thing, since readers' view of your post will be tainted by your history. Anonymity flattens the playing field and makes sure every post is judged by its own merits.

The real problem is when the users don't filter out the shit, which usually what happens when a community grows too large.

301 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7832 02:05

It seems difficult to ensure any sort of verification that a poster has worked on a post for any amount of time, with either an upper or lower bound.

302 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7832 02:44

>>296
Public Area of Shitty Quality

303 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7832 05:01

>>296
Who knew that Jews and feminists bring down board quality?

304 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7832 20:57

>>303
Who knew that Jews and feminists have anything to do with it?

305 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7833 06:36

>>303,304
People shitposting about jews and feminists and the people shitposting about the people shitposting about jews and feminists is what ruined it.

306 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7834 03:27

(₯ิ_₯ิ)‚Α-̾ So, I gave in and passed that socionics test that defined me as INFP. That is:

  • Introverted
  • Intuitive
  • Feeling
  • Perceiving

Why am I not... Tanasinn yet?

307 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7834 14:20

>>306
According to the online tests I took, I'm INTJ. And according to some lady named Marina Margaret Heiss, "Personal relationships, particularly romantic ones, can be the INTJ's Achilles heel ... This happens in part because many INTJs do not readily grasp the social rituals ... Perhaps the most fundamental problem, however, is that INTJs really want people to make sense."

Which sounds like me.

308 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7834 20:24

>>306
Think about it. Or rather, don't.

309 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7836 14:31

>>308
I spent a whole day thinking about it, and then thinking about your words. And now I see the problem.

310 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7836 16:29

>>307
I looked at the descriptions of all the different types and all could apply to me if considered from the right perspective. Personality tests are basically horoscopes.

311 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7836 21:23

>>310 Eh, I guess. Well, at least I know none of the "extrovert" personality types could describe me, but that still leaves half of them.

312 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7837 04:09

>>307
So INTJ = autism?

313 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7856 15:52

(₯ิ_₯ิ)‚Α-̾ Cocaine and heroin should be sold where cigarettes are sold. When that happens, it will truly prove or disprove that ccoaine and heroin are more addictive than cigarettes.

(₯ิ_₯ิ)‚Α-̾ The reason some people quit using cocaine and heroin is because drug dealers aren't always easy to find.

314 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7883 11:00

(₯ิ_₯ิ)‚Α-̾ I can't help but look at the campaigns of Timur or Suleiman and think that as far as armies of fanatical Muslims laying waste to the countryside and slaughtering unbelievers go, IS are pretty lame.

315 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8062 02:25

(₯ิ_₯ิ)‚Α-̾ Money may not buy happiness, but it will buy shiny gadgets to distract you from how miserable you are.

316 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8072 19:25

(₯ิ_₯ิ)‚Α-̾ If talking about shitposting is shitposting, this post is a shitpost.

317 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8075 07:47

>>306
Don't test.
Feel and you'll be Tanasinn.

I did not think about this post for 24 hours. I will think about the next post in this thread for 24 hours or more cumulative, though. I will time my writing, thinking, and revising sessions. This is my sacred DQN oath.

318 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8115 00:53

A whole board where you have to think for a whole day before you post. To make a post, you begin by submitting your first draft, and throughout the next day, you're allowed to change it however you want. When a day has passed, your post goes through.

319 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8115 21:05

>>318
You may post to the board, but it waits 24 hours before emailing you a screenshot of your post, along with a link to a page where it forces you to retype the post in order to think about it more, before finally allowing you to submit. If your submission differs by more than a defined amount, the process starts again.

Alternatively the board waits a shorter time before the email/resubmission, and if two consecutive revisions differ too much, it cycles; otherwise it queues up your post for 24 hours after first submission.

Another alternative: your scheme, but you must make several significant edits before it accepts post.

320 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8115 22:45

>>318,319
A special device that is implanted in your brain and makes sure you've spent at least 80% of the last 24 hours thinking about the post you're about to make. Failure to comply results in a painful electric shock, or, alternatively, the release of cyanide into one's bloodstream. It depends on the severity of the thought crime.

321 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8116 14:19

>>318
I had something to say about this, but then I waited 24 hours and forgot it.

322 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8116 18:04

(₯ิ_₯ิ)‚Α-̾ A board that claims it rejects badly thought out posts but really it just rejects posts at random.

323 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8118 03:05

>>322
Isn't that just /req/?

324 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8118 04:20

>>322
Well, if you're talking about >>318, it never claimed anything about rejecting badly thought out posts. It just said that you have to think about it for a day, which could be enforced by ways similar to >>319. It's really just a novelty board, but it would be interesting to see what happens.

325 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8120 00:46

>>323
Maybe.

>>324
Partly, although I'm really curious about how would people behave on such a board. Erase obviously bad posts such as canned responses, me too-isms and the rest subject to the possibility of rejection at random. I want to see if the placebo effect would be enough to drive posters to make valuable posts, as they attempt to get past the illusory quality assurance. Isn't that compelling?

326 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8120 15:08

>>325
Cool

327 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8120 15:20

(₯ิ_₯ิ)‚Α-̾ butts

328 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8134 01:09

Make a website where you can find highscores that use your name.

329 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8134 08:38

>>328 I did find a website that lists all PSN users with all the trophies they have, including me, I opted out of it because I thought it was creepy

330 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8188 13:37

(₯ิ_₯ิ)‚Α-̾ Does an electric eel shock itself too?

331 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8244 02:08

(₯ิ_₯ิ)‚Α-̾ Don't be mean to politicians, for they might acquire means to destroy what you love.

332 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8244 07:02

(₯ิ_₯ิ)‚Α-̾ Determinism is a load of bull

333 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8244 08:13

(₯ิ_₯ิ)‚Α-̾ Belief in non-determinism is equivalent to the acceptance that not everything is controllable, or even observable, by yourself.

334 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9075 10:23

(₯ิ_₯ิ)‚Α-̾ Yiff is an acquired taste.

335 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9078 05:21

>>296,302-305
prophetic

336 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9089 00:26

Right-wingers are fucking retarded!!!!

337 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9090 17:04

Left-wingers are fucking spastic dipshits!!!!

yay politics

338 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9099 20:21

(₯ิ_₯ิ)‚Α-̾ >>337, my good sir, you are neglecting to consider the possibility that >>336 could be an enlightened centrist.

339 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9100 00:22

(₯ิ_₯ิ)‚Α-̾ I understand politics, but realize this is one of the worst topics of all time.

340 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9100 02:09

(₯ิ_₯ิ)‚Α-̾ Just move on already and stop posting about politics.

341 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9100 03:50

(₯ิ_₯ิ)‚Α-̾ move your ass to shit on this gay cock

342 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9115 21:54

How many Chugs could Chuck Chuck down if Chuck could Chug Chucks?

343 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9120 00:23

(₯ิ_₯ิ)‚Α-̾ I, an intellectual, like titties so much that I spent 24 hours thinking about them.

344 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9147 23:06

the index on textboards are alright, on an imageboard it makes the website near-unusable.

345 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9155 09:29

(₯ิ_₯ิ)‚Α-̾ I've given it a lot of thought, and the only reasonable conclusion is that traps aren't gay.

346 Name: biblical bibliologist : 1993-09-9309 22:29

(₯ิ_₯ิ)‚Α-̾ What if Bible passages about loving others like yourself were mistranslated and misinterpreted all along? What if they meant to take all your angst, misery and self-loathing and expend them on others? I.e. these words were meant to untie your mind from being cowardly and weak-spirited against others.
You know, just like turning the other cheek. Basically, asking for a backhand slap that is the worst insult imaginable, making your adversary nothing short of a mortal enemy. I.e. those words were meant to untie your hands to vanquish him or her without a hesitation.

347 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9318 17:13

(₯ิ_₯ิ)‚Α-̾ Hippies were just the first consumerist movement who fooled themselves into thinking they weren't consumers.

It seems like a more acceptable mistake because it had not happened before. But it is pretty obvious in hindsight.

348 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9318 18:54

(₯ิ_₯ิ)‚Α-̾ Traps are Schroedinger's gay. Whether or not they're gay depends on the mindset you go in with. If you think of them as a boy in a dress, they're gay. If you think of them as a girl with a penis, they're straight.

349 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9321 17:03

(₯ิ_₯ิ)‚Α-̾ Fun definitely should be outlawed

350 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9326 09:21

(₯ิ_₯ิ)‚Α-̾ Do not be fooled by her flippant, casual, or sarcastic nature. Reimu Hakurei's shining conviction and willingness to look beyond the supernatural's proclivity for hating and even killing humans has been the driving force in making Gensokyo a place where humans and youkai can coexist without outright extinguishing each other.

(₯ิ_₯ิ)‚Α-̾ That and throwing around a god's totem and tossing a shitload of charms per second and being able to somehow dodge everything.

351 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9469 13:46

(₯ิ_₯ิ)‚Α-̾ I just think that, with a little understanding, we could find the perfect blend. And that's when good neighbours become good friends, there can be no other way.

352 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9529 03:53

(₯ิ_₯ิ) I've quarreled all day with my inner psyche and I've decided it's time to quit smoking. I'm posting it here to pressure myself to keep it up.

353 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9529 08:28

(₯ิ_₯ิ)‚Α= We get it, you vape.

354 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9530 07:44

(₯ิ_₯ิ)‚Α=⋯⊶≕≍≖≎≢≣≋∺∻

(₯ิ_₯ิ)‚Α= I prefer Fancy Hearing Cake flavored e-juice, by the way.

355 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9539 02:15

(₯ิ_₯ิ)‚Α-̾ This kao-moji has not, to my recollection, displayed correctly for me for a long time, if ever. Until a day ago. Weird.

356 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9753 05:16

(₯ิ_₯ิ)‚Α-̾ Where there is Dasein, there is also Daszwei

357 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9753 14:45

(₯ิ_₯ิ)‚Α-̾ I'm not sure I trust the official story about anything any more.

358 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9753 16:17

(₯ิ_₯ิ)‚Α-̾ Indiana Jones and the big pp

359 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9765 23:17

(₯ิ_₯ิ)‚Α-̾ fast food chains actually provide a reasonable service by making offal taste good more efficiently than home cooks can.

360 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10005 15:14

(₯ิ_₯ิ)‚Α-̾ Face posters GET for everybody, heel posters GET for themselves

361 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10005 19:54

>>352
(₯ิ_₯ิ)‚Α-̾ almost 500 days ago I wrote this and I'm holding a cigarette right now as I read this thread.

362 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10019 14:39

(₯ิ_₯ิ)‚Α-̾ If "prostitute" is the world's oldest profession, the second oldest must be "soldier". Not long after the first female chimp figured out that she could sell her pussy for bananas, the first male chimp must have figured out that he could beat up other chimps and take their bananas. And thus, "the economy" was born.

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