(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ This thread should only be used to say very important things that you really care about and believe in. Please revise your ideas and their wording for at the very least 24 hours before submitting them.

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ Lady Gaga is basically Madonna with crazy outfits.

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ I've come to realize after doing nothing with my life for 6 years that I need to do something otherwise I'll probably go crazy. I think it's finally time to go back to college and get my life together.

I never under stood... why is all of this happening in 1993?

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ Shall I buy myself a pleasure of accessing the Usenet? Or shall I not? Some servers offer plans without a time limit, e.g., whole 25 gigabytes for 10$. I believe this is perfect as one can be both a pretentious old newsgroup-fart or a pretentious thief.

>>188 We're living in September that never ends. The Eternal September. Basically, this means that we are bound by Netiquette.

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ She would look great wrapped around my dick.

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ The Singularity won't happen.

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ Music, sweet music is all that I crave.

(″=_=)っ-̾ Those who can, do. Those who can't, breed.

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ I ain't saying she's a gold digger, but she ain't messing with no broke-broke nigger.

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ The Singularity already happened. It lasted from 1940 to 1975. We're on the the other kind of S-shaped asymptotic curve now.

( ˃ ヮ˂)( ˃ ヮ˂)( ˃ ヮ˂)( ˃ ヮ˂)( ˃ ヮ˂)( ˃ ヮ˂)( ˃ ヮ˂)( ˃ ヮ˂)( ˃ ヮ˂)( ˃ ヮ˂)( ˃ ヮ˂)( ˃ ヮ˂)( ˃ ヮ˂)( ˃ ヮ˂)( ˃ ヮ˂)( ˃ ヮ˂)( ˃ ヮ˂)

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ When you shoot people in the game, they virtually die. If you do this repeatedly, people might get annoyed. For at least some of them this might take a form of slight pain in their rectums.

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ If the cigarette in my hand never burns up, am I the one who truly burns?

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ Moe is relative.

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ I doubt it, >>200. Moé is absolute. It's either moé or not moé. It doesn't depend on a sole person's decision whenever something moé. Moé is not decided, moé can be created. But it all depends on artist's perception. Many attempts in moé are actually not moé, you should bear this in mind.

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ I doubt it, >>200. Moé is absolute. It's either moé or not moé. It doesn't depend on a sole person's decision whenever something moé. Moé is not decided, moé can be created. But it all depends on artist's perception. Many attempts in moé are actually not moé, you should bear this in mind.

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ The failure of cleaning a name field and hitting enter just to hit escape button a second too late is miserable.

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ Inuboshi tries so hard to make these things "sweet" and not too uncomfortable, but every time his comics give me the feeling of taking some pretty flower and mashing it into the ground with your penis.

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff is the herald of the whatever the hell we're going to call the wave of postmodernism that comes after the current wave of postmodernism.

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ >>203 The failure to think for a whole day before posting is miserable.

>>206 I noticed that and proceeded think about it for almost a day and a half. Can you imagine my disappointment when I noticed that you had stolen my post? I'm glad I decided to think about this possibility in advance!

Stared at the tv too long now and I'm not the same. I've got to remind myself that it's just a game. Its getting harder and harder to get to sleep at night. I think I'll let them shoot me so that I can die. Whats at the end? Whats at the end? Whats at the end of satan's rainbow?

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ Most of us will die.

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ If we have a life for every day of the week, this life's a saturday

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ Existence is rainfall; I want to see how big a puddle I can make.

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ I have a great idea for a practical joke!

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ What is the purpose of practical jokes? Is it to make somebody feel miserable? ...To destroy somebody's valuable possessions? ...To laugh at the poor guy even if there is actually no reason to laugh at him, because he is deeply hurt?

...a free fire zone for a cheap feeling of Schadenfreude...

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ I have been watching this thread for a week, and still this is all I have to contribute.

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ Every teardrop that rolls down your pretty cheek makes you stronger, my love.

My rectum feels full enough to be uncomfortable, but not so full that I'm ready to go poop.

(It is not full of penis, lest you be lead to believe so if it's not specified.)

>>216 I meant to post that in the current thoughts thread. Aporogies for any inconvenience.

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ How interesting! I haven't thought for a whole day in a long time. Well, you don't get much time for thinking these days.

Is it because of my rapidly changing interests? Is it because of the world wide web? Is it because of my age? Is it because that the life is rushed in this time and age?

I'd need another day of thinking to answer these questions, but I don't have this luxury.

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ Computers are not Turing-complete, because they are finite state machines.

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ I was thinking all night, what states are possible for the computer? I believe that they're all derivatives of these: "powered on", "powered off", "broken".

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ The future is in robots building robots.

In the the end the most important question in life is what if my dick was a dildo?

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ It's one thing to TALK, and a very different thing to DO.

It is better to be stupid then to be petty.

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ The two are not mutually exclusive, of course.

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ Is it bumsex when men stimulate each other prostates or is it just a massage? It is perception of this that separates wise men from commoners.

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ Have you read your Thinking Forth today?

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ It means you're a furry, >>228. Please get off my Internets. Thank you.

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ A couple of nights I dreamt about how about half the posters in this thread cannot fucking read. I am posting to inform half the posters that they cannot fucking read, no matter how long ago or recently they made this fact obvious.

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ We're insignificant in the universe at large, but it doesn't really matter.

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ You might say that our insignificance is itself insignificant.

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ A person who replies after three hours hadn't thought for a day. A person who is defensive about his Internets is likely incapable of thinking for longer than a minute.

Argh, for Christ's sake! I bet he has yet to accumulate his first 24 hours of pure DQN!

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ Some of us, of course, run our brains in massively parallel configuration with greatly reduced redundancy and are capable of thinking for 24 hours in a matter of seconds. We are the true DQNs, Children of the Yeti, etc.

You have to think for 24 hours real-time regardless of actual processing time and power.

However, I post this soon because I was able to feel your reply. I was thinking about it ever since >>233. Prediction algorithms are the future.

How much DQN could a dokyun dokyun if a dokyun could dokyun DQN?

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ We will never (again) be little girls.

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾All symbols are symbolic of symbolism.

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ If I don't have children, in a biological viewpoint, I'm a failure of a human being.

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ I may pick whichever afterlife I want right before jumping off the roof, it won't matter shortly after.

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ Is Espeon even a woman?

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ Though an Athiest® from a very young age, I have only recently discovered a deep, ingrained belief in an afterlife, having somehow ideologically separated itself completely from the paradise of the Christian Scriptures™. This bundle of neurons lies, and lies well.
Ah, hallo >>240, fancy seeing you here.

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ On another note, I can't remember if this is tobacky, hashish, or plain old divinorum. Where am I, even?

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ I think that your problem, >>242, is that your brain refuses to accept the simple fact you'll die someday, rather than believing it'll be born again after death. You haven't witnessed enough death nor came close to it.

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ I chanted a prayer from an old book on Zoroastrianism a few days ago just to see if anything would happen, and it's been snowing since late in that night, which wasn't predicted. Does this mean I'm blessed by Ahura Mazda? In contact with some other divinities? Naturally gifted? Or just delusional? The other options are a lot more fun...

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ Time is a lie.

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ It's remarkable how the English language has a word for experiencing too little human contact - "lonely" - yet it has no antonym; no opposite, neither as a single word nor a set phrase.

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ "Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once." --Alan "Uncle Al" Schwarz

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ "I don't really look at myself as the kind of person who craves attention, but I've never been to therapy so there's probably a lot of stuff about myself that I don't know."
-Alfred Matthew "Weird Al" Yankovic

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ ``Don't you dare tell anyone about this. They wouldn't believe you anyway.''
-- ``Weird Uncle''

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ Sometimes in life, you just have to hide your boner under your belt.

>>250
I've spent an entire day wondering whether I should (finally) reply to this or not, and decided to do so using sage.

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ When I said the antonym of lonely, I did not simply mean "not lonely". I meant actually experiencing too much human contact. In this sense, no, I don't believe that it is unnecessary.

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ You can get anything you want at Alice's restaurant.

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ Am I a real person when I post here? Am I my tripcode when I post without it? What's the purpose of sharing my knowledge if no one knows that I'm the one who donated it to public? Why people donate their money anonymously? Did they steal it? Are they avoiding taxes? WHO AM I?

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ it carries out and is w

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ Homo homini platipus est.

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ On DQN, I will be a shota forever, the way I see myself deep inside my heart.

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ Everyone's pains are subjectively equal.

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ I'm a pokemon. Nothing good would stem from denying it. I'm a pokemon.

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ You're not a pokemon, you're a nut.

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ We require other to reflect self

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ Power is only bad when someone else has it.

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ Man's greatest capability is his sense of awareness.

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ I, for example, am aware that I am not a Pokemon.

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ Having spent the past 24 hours in silent contemplation, without food, drink, sleep or attending classes, I have come to the conclusion that this was a giant waste of time. Give me back my day, /dqn/! Also feed me!

I have been analyzing my life, trying to figure out how I ended up as yet another loser posting at the obscure place of the Internet instead of becoming an internationally recognized scientist, or an inventor or just a successful rich guy (as seen on TV).

I traced everything back to a point of my life when I was a third grader. I loved one particular girl in my class, but instead of informing her of that fact I told about it to a friend, who seemed like a good, calm, even a bit timid guy (he was forced to attend a church school on Sundays, learn to play violin, etc). Upon hearing about my feelings, he immediately went to her and said that I told him that I love her. RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME! And she was laughing, and jumping over chairs and acting overall quite hyperactive. I couldn't figure it out. I was feeling deeply ashamed. I misinterpreted her laugh.

I never talked to her about it again. Although I must admit that I invited her once to my house around 5th or 6th grades, but she refused. And so, as years went by, I became more and more shut-in, still dreaming about her. At 9th grade she gained some weight, changed her haircut to a terribly ugly one, which made me realize that I've lost the sweetest years and fell into obscurity (I was even called gay for my shyness around girls and my, as I perceive it now, very cute appearance). Later she transferred to another class (mine was specialized on applied sciences, the other one was specialized on humanities) and I couldn't care less about her, but the time and mind were lost. I was far on my journey of changing from an open, curious, "life-of-the-party" guy to a misanthrope.

Even to this day I sometimes get nervous when I hear girls laughing behind my back, especially if they just passed me. I feel awkward around ladies and I lack the knowledge of how to talk to them "naturally". As a result, during any personal conversation I end up over-analyzing my words and actions and have to RTLS (or TAL at best), so to say. (ttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Space_Shuttle_abort_modes#Intact_abort_modes)

As a side-note, there were ten years of schooling back in my day:
1st to 3rd grades - elementary school,
5th to 9th - middle school,
10th, 11th - high school.
Nowadays, 4th grade is back.

If you'd like to correct my typos and mistakes please do so via pastebin-like services. Make sure to mark it as private/direct link-only. I'd appreciate your effort a lot.

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ There's no accounting for that.

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ Me and my wife 100%'d Spyro: A Hero's Tail on PS2 recently. As a hardened but perhaps jaded gamer myself I thought it was really good; good learning curve, well designed levels, and a real satisfying experience, I felt an emotional connection to Spyro by the end of the game, and started to be Spyro in my dreams. Better than I expected a Spyro game to be, from only playing demos of the earlier games in the series.

So we looked for a new Spyro game to play but oh god Spyro: Enter The Dragonfly is so bad, it's a bit painful and sad to watch or play.

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ I'm sure I'm writing Scheme in a non-Lispy way. It still doesn't feel right.

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ What if I'm an actual wizard, but I'm out of MP?

Contradiction stabilizes itself by creating a third relation which becomes the mediator.

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ PSY may be a tipping point for western audiences to discover how much excellent, sophisticated pop music is being made in South Korea, or could the language barrier repel them? The fact I can't understand them and the vocals become just another instrument is a reason I like foreign music, but I often wonder if those songs I love were sung in English, would I still like them? Probably not if done by your standard western pop starlets.

Is our language, English, capable, is English capable of sustaining demagoguery? I mean ummmm highly-charged oratory, persuasive whipping up rhetoric. Listen to me, if Hitler had been British would we, under similar circumstances, have been moved, charged up, fired by his inflammatory speeches, or would we have laughed? Is English too ironic to support Hitlerian styles? Would his language simply have rung false in our ears?

May I compartmentalise? I hate to, but may I? May I? Is our language a function of our British cynicism, tolerance, resistance to false emotion, humour and so on, or do those qualities come extrinsically - extrinsically, from the language itself? It’s a chicken and egg problem.

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ PSY's ,,Gangnam Style'' pandered to western audiences by being homogeneous and derivative. Satire or not, that is lazy.

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ I was going to argue that my deliberately offensive youtube comments were irony, but after thinking about them, I have come to believe that they have properties of stainless steel.

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ >>273 We're talking about chickens, we're talking about eggs.

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ I'm not going to bump this thread.

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ Vegetarianism is a tool and a plot by Chinese and other communist countries to malnourish citizens of capitalist regimes.

"Why?" you ask. Well, imagine a fighter jet pilot who loses consciousness in the middle of high-G manoeuvre. This is what happened in Vietnam. Americans preferred to disengage if foe's MiG was stable during those, because it could only mean that it's piloted by a Soviet "instructor". Most of Vietnamese pilots, however, couldn't endure high-Gs and making themselves easy targets.

So, imagine this happening to freedom fighters, that is US soldiers, during Sino-American war. All the high-tech fifth-generation jet fighters will suddenly become useless.

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ I have never heard the word "flaccid" used favorably.

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ The desire for sexual release is an important biological construct, which should always be pursued and never ignored, just as the need to urinate or sneeze is one which should be satisfied. Failure to achieve release may cause genius or insanity, in addition to blue balls. While none of these conditions are fatal, they remain undesirable in a society primarily populated with neurotypicals without swollen gonads. This is the basis for my case to allow public masturbation.

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ Every randomised captcha you get is a higher being writing you a poem.

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ I should wash my legs.

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ "Organic" food as opposed to what? Inorganic? I'm fairly certain that table salt is the only inorganic substance that I consume.

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ What does math teach us? "Be rational, be real!" Of course, you can be irrational and imaginary (imaginative!) if you want to, but that would complicate matters.

༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ  I am almost, but not quite, too fat to move.