(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ This thread should only be used to say very important things that you really care about and believe in. Please revise your ideas and their wording for at the very least 24 hours before submitting them.
>>298
It's better than a vanity system. Some kind of time delay between posting and the post being visible (like a mailing list or Freenet-type network) could help with that. A voting system would too, but I don't particularly care for the idea, nor do I see that working well anonymously.
(I'm not bumping because you and I both know that neither of us thought for 24 hours before posting.)
It seems difficult to ensure any sort of verification that a poster has worked on a post for any amount of time, with either an upper or lower bound.
>>296
Who knew that Jews and feminists bring down board quality?
>>303
Who knew that Jews and feminists have anything to do with it?
>>303,304
People shitposting about jews and feminists and the people shitposting about the people shitposting about jews and feminists is what ruined it.
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ So, I gave in and passed that socionics test that defined me as INFP. That is:
Why am I not... Tanasinn yet?
>>306
According to the online tests I took, I'm INTJ. And according to some lady named Marina Margaret Heiss, "Personal relationships, particularly romantic ones, can be the INTJ's Achilles heel ... This happens in part because many INTJs do not readily grasp the social rituals ... Perhaps the most fundamental problem, however, is that INTJs really want people to make sense."
Which sounds like me.
>>308
I spent a whole day thinking about it, and then thinking about your words. And now I see the problem.
>>307
I looked at the descriptions of all the different types and all could apply to me if considered from the right perspective. Personality tests are basically horoscopes.
>>310 Eh, I guess. Well, at least I know none of the "extrovert" personality types could describe me, but that still leaves half of them.
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ Cocaine and heroin should be sold where cigarettes are sold. When that happens, it will truly prove or disprove that ccoaine and heroin are more addictive than cigarettes.
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ The reason some people quit using cocaine and heroin is because drug dealers aren't always easy to find.
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ I can't help but look at the campaigns of Timur or Suleiman and think that as far as armies of fanatical Muslims laying waste to the countryside and slaughtering unbelievers go, IS are pretty lame.
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ Money may not buy happiness, but it will buy shiny gadgets to distract you from how miserable you are.
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ If talking about shitposting is shitposting, this post is a shitpost.
>>306
Don't test.
Feel and you'll be Tanasinn.
I did not think about this post for 24 hours. I will think about the next post in this thread for 24 hours or more cumulative, though. I will time my writing, thinking, and revising sessions. This is my sacred DQN oath.
A whole board where you have to think for a whole day before you post. To make a post, you begin by submitting your first draft, and throughout the next day, you're allowed to change it however you want. When a day has passed, your post goes through.
>>318
You may post to the board, but it waits 24 hours before emailing you a screenshot of your post, along with a link to a page where it forces you to retype the post in order to think about it more, before finally allowing you to submit. If your submission differs by more than a defined amount, the process starts again.
Alternatively the board waits a shorter time before the email/resubmission, and if two consecutive revisions differ too much, it cycles; otherwise it queues up your post for 24 hours after first submission.
Another alternative: your scheme, but you must make several significant edits before it accepts post.
>>318,319
A special device that is implanted in your brain and makes sure you've spent at least 80% of the last 24 hours thinking about the post you're about to make. Failure to comply results in a painful electric shock, or, alternatively, the release of cyanide into one's bloodstream. It depends on the severity of the thought crime.
>>318
I had something to say about this, but then I waited 24 hours and forgot it.
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ A board that claims it rejects badly thought out posts but really it just rejects posts at random.
>>323
Maybe.
>>324
Partly, although I'm really curious about how would people behave on such a board. Erase obviously bad posts such as canned responses, me too-isms and the rest subject to the possibility of rejection at random. I want to see if the placebo effect would be enough to drive posters to make valuable posts, as they attempt to get past the illusory quality assurance. Isn't that compelling?
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ butts
Make a website where you can find highscores that use your name.
>>328 I did find a website that lists all PSN users with all the trophies they have, including me, I opted out of it because I thought it was creepy
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ Does an electric eel shock itself too?
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ Don't be mean to politicians, for they might acquire means to destroy what you love.
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ Determinism is a load of bull
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ Belief in non-determinism is equivalent to the acceptance that not everything is controllable, or even observable, by yourself.
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ Yiff is an acquired taste.
>>296,302-305
prophetic
Right-wingers are fucking retarded!!!!
Left-wingers are fucking spastic dipshits!!!!
yay politics
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ I understand politics, but realize this is one of the worst topics of all time.
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ Just move on already and stop posting about politics.
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ move your ass to shit on this gay cock
How many Chugs could Chuck Chuck down if Chuck could Chug Chucks?
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ I, an intellectual, like titties so much that I spent 24 hours thinking about them.
the index on textboards are alright, on an imageboard it makes the website near-unusable.
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ I've given it a lot of thought, and the only reasonable conclusion is that traps aren't gay.
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ What if Bible passages about loving others like yourself were mistranslated and misinterpreted all along? What if they meant to take all your angst, misery and self-loathing and expend them on others? I.e. these words were meant to untie your mind from being cowardly and weak-spirited against others.
You know, just like turning the other cheek. Basically, asking for a backhand slap that is the worst insult imaginable, making your adversary nothing short of a mortal enemy. I.e. those words were meant to untie your hands to vanquish him or her without a hesitation.
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ Hippies were just the first consumerist movement who fooled themselves into thinking they weren't consumers.
It seems like a more acceptable mistake because it had not happened before. But it is pretty obvious in hindsight.
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ Traps are Schroedinger's gay. Whether or not they're gay depends on the mindset you go in with. If you think of them as a boy in a dress, they're gay. If you think of them as a girl with a penis, they're straight.
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ Fun definitely should be outlawed
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ Do not be fooled by her flippant, casual, or sarcastic nature. Reimu Hakurei's shining conviction and willingness to look beyond the supernatural's proclivity for hating and even killing humans has been the driving force in making Gensokyo a place where humans and youkai can coexist without outright extinguishing each other.
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ That and throwing around a god's totem and tossing a shitload of charms per second and being able to somehow dodge everything.
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ I just think that, with a little understanding, we could find the perfect blend. And that's when good neighbours become good friends, there can be no other way.
(″･ิ_･ิ) I've quarreled all day with my inner psyche and I've decided it's time to quit smoking. I'm posting it here to pressure myself to keep it up.
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ= We get it, you vape.
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ=⋯⊶≕≍≖≎≢≣≋∺∻
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ= I prefer Fancy Hearing Cake flavored e-juice, by the way.
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ This kao-moji has not, to my recollection, displayed correctly for me for a long time, if ever. Until a day ago. Weird.
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ Where there is Dasein, there is also Daszwei
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ Indiana Jones and the big pp
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ fast food chains actually provide a reasonable service by making offal taste good more efficiently than home cooks can.
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ Face posters GET for everybody, heel posters GET for themselves
>>352
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ almost 500 days ago I wrote this and I'm holding a cigarette right now as I read this thread.
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ If "prostitute" is the world's oldest profession, the second oldest must be "soldier". Not long after the first female chimp figured out that she could sell her pussy for bananas, the first male chimp must have figured out that he could beat up other chimps and take their bananas. And thus, "the economy" was born.
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ trains should be free. they should not make money. nobody expects sidewalks or roads to make money.
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ MMORPGs and ARPGs(Diablo, PoE, Grim Dawn) are actually just the same genre from different perspectives. In an ARPG you play as the raid boss and in an MMO you play as one of the hundred faceless mooks who pops up out of a barrel or whatever. .
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ The clue is in the name, >>364
I've been thinking all day long and all I've come to realize is I don't have anything meaningful or profound at all to say. I guess the most meaningful thing I can say is going against what I'm doing right now and that is that it's okay to not comment on everything you want to comment on.
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ Some get it better than others. And some will never get it, despite what they have to see around them
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ Why is a menstruation fetish so rare?
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ pretty sure the oldest profession is some sort of farmer, it makes no sense to accumulate perishable goods like "bananas" or use them as a makeshift trading currency, since it has no lasting value. But it makes a world of sense to "own" farmable land and require "soldiers" to enforce ownership. Indeed, agriculture must come first before any economy can even begin to exist, thus the first workers that could have plausibly being employed in any meaningful sense are farmers.
*been employed, I should have spent longer on my post and less time on thinking
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ A rarely acknowledged aspect of the U.S. government endorsement of building out suburbs in the postwar years is its role in making nuclear war less effective or at least more expensive for anyone who'd like to try.
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ Such extravagance didn't fit the Second World's doctrine nor budget, but they understood the need for nuclear deterrence. Ironically, their planned economies made it more cost effective and sensible to spend the labor on nuclear weapons instead of better housing.
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ The Ы letter. Any language lacking vowel "Ы" can't be considered complete. "Ыыы" means laughing in Russian online lingo, its length might vary depending on the poster's amusement. The only close, and, perhaps, better known approximation is Japanese "wwwww" that does, indeed, stand out next to hieroglyphs. The huge difference between "www" construct and "ыыы", however, is that the latter is natural to the language and can be easily pronounced - and often gets so. Interestingly, both "W" and "Ы" are located next to each other in standard keyboard layouts, "Ы" taking the place of "S" on QWERTY. Coincidence? I think not. The only downside to the letter "Ы" is that for a bystander unfamiliar with it, its shape might resemble "bl" (BL, short for "boys' love", also known as "Yaoi").
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ The only true Great American Novel is Homestuck.
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ "Risk–Reward ratio"—a sublime imperfect example of the euphonic principle in common with "ablaut reduplication". Like many prehistory ponderers, I wonder what about the cultural milieu of PIEs led to this, but I worry about the vaguely nonzero chance those crafty Caucasians if asked would simply recite "I-E-A-I-A-I-O".