( ί ί) The type of endings that come from Asian Massage Spas!
( ί ί) The Mittens that Came to Innsmouth!
( ί ί) Trying to talk about the planet "Uranus" while trying to be serious!
( ί ί) Renaming it "Urectum" to get rid of that joke forever!
( ί ί) HAPPY ENDINGS OF HAPPY THREADS‼
( ί ί) Turning bacchanalias into urinalias!
( ί ί) Chocolate covered deep fried Squeeks!
( ί ί) 10GETs!
( ί ί) 7-11s!
( ί ί) ( ί ί)s!
( ί ί) ( ί ί) ( ί ί)!
( ί ί) Ceci n'est pas une Happy Thing!
( ί ί) PIE!
( ί ί) Adult Swim protecting me from naked girls
( ί ί) Chop suey!
( ί ί) Cats!
( ί ί) Sex with cats!
( ί ί) Taiyaki Thieves!
( ί ί) The mitten-shaped birthday cake >>26fs mom made for her!
your parents and your friends are dead but I baked you a cake
p.s. i killed them
I came home to my girlfriend standing amidst a pool of blood. Mangled bodies littered the floor, blood still streaming from their freshly opened wounds. Her arms were outstretched, and she held in her hands a beautifully decorated cake.
"I killed your mother, father, and friends, just so that I could be with you all by myself. This cake is to celebrate our birthday."
My eyes began to tear. I felt my chest burn. I couldn't believe I was about to ask this girl to marry me.
( ί ί) Finding the non-disposable fork in the garbage bin before closing the lid and walking away!
( ί ί) Reminder: 100 sterilization credits permits non-mechanical reproduction simulation.
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( ί ί) The melty people in Command and Conquer Generals when you use biological weapons against them!
i◔ิ_◔ิjhee-hee
( ί ί) i◔ิ_◔ิj
( ί ί) The short-lived career of i◔ิ_◔ิj
i◔ิ_◔ิj careers are for loosers
i◔ิ_◔ิjso is spelling
i◔ิ_◔ิj Aircon in hot weather
( ί ί) http://anisearch.net/?q=mittens !
( ί ί) LIVE in Baghdad!
( ˃ ˂) E X U P!
( ί ί) I shall not turn away from my religion again! I have found the truth! Yay!!!!
( ί ί) I WEAR MITTENS OF GOD!!!!
( ί ί) reip
( ί ί) ♡
( ί ί) ♥
I want some lemon"nade"
Lemonade? You just drank a whole gallon! I don't think you need any "mo"
( ί ί) Bacon cheeseburgers and shit like that!
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My ex is contacting me again!!!!! She's lonely and I still got a chance!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!
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A day off! Yes! Time to relax...
( ί ί) Kicking back on a rainy Sunday and playing Bejewelled.
( ί ί) Tomorrow is my last day of class for the semester, and I have like the whole week off work.
( ί ί) Day shifts!
I just killed a baby!
( ί ί) I can braid my own leg hair together... between both legs! I'm fucking awesome!
( ί ί) Pork tonkatsu ramen!
( ί ί) CUTE CHIHUAHUAS!
( ί ί) ...
( ί -ί) Wait, I wasn't supposed to be watching The Royal Crown Cola
Beady Eyes Fun Time Hour.
( ί -ί) Nothing makes me happy. I don't know how to be happy. I'm posting in the wrong thread hoping to make someone as miserable as I am every day I keep breathing.
( ί ί) Taking it easy!
( ί ί) My girlfriend is pregnant! And we're going to cook the baby for dinner!
( ί ί) I'm high on Royal Crown Cola!!!!
( ˃ ˂) So high I could die!
( ί ί) I found a penny! But I'm in New Zealand... it's useless.
( ί ί) DQN !
( ί E) Mental retardation!
( ί ί) Killing tigers with your bare hands!
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@@@@@@@@@@@@i ί ίj @Running around like an idiot!!!!
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( ί ί) Having a girlfriend who loves you
( ί ί) Being a lesbian!
( ί ί) pretending to love your boyfriend, while secretly having an affair with his sister.
( ί ί) molesting your sister
( ί ί) Pretending to love your brother while secretly having an affair with his girlfriend.
( ί ί) /m/ !!!!
( ί ί) the two-disc sequel to last summer's chart topping madness.
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@@@@!@iή’ί ίΙ!'@i|@That wonderful feeling after taking a huge dump!
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( ί ί) Loving your boyfriend and his sister equally and having threesomes with them!
( ί ί) Homosexuals like >>92 who partake in incestuous bisexual threesomes!
( ί ί) Having a mom who's a fat, disgusting fuck so insults towards her would only make me feel better!
( ί -ί) ...having a fat, disgusting fuck of a mom.
( ί ί) Not being in a relationship anymore and therefore having absolutely zero guilt when fantasizing about my true love, Ayanami Rei!
( ί ί) Masturbating to cartoon characters because I can't relate to real women!
( ί -ί) Wondering how I will ever spread my genes and raise a brilliant child if I am not attracted to three-dimensional women...
( ί ί) And then drowning my sorrows in hentai!
( ί ί) Fucking cheap whores while watching movies of 2D women!