( ﾟ ヮﾟ) The type of endings that come from Asian Massage Spas!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Shepard Smiths adorable fascination with bears!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A sleepy bear with a full stomach
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Chinese people don't know the meaning of www!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Youtube actually recommending me videos that I might remotely want to see!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) DQN still existing!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Sweet potato pie!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) DQN being virtually the only active board on 4-ch!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The Debate board looks rather lonely
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) My mother gave me a bag of candy after dinner!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Coming back to DQN after half a year and still seeing the same threads. I can pretend nothing has changed...
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Soda made with pure cane sugar!
>>415
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Forgetting about the eternal September calendar and then reliving the experience of seeing the light!
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ A gorgeous, svelte nymphet dries her tousled hair in the hall. Taking notice of your approach, she greets you with a word and knowing smile; She is betrayed by a gleam of carnal desire in her eye, a look that leaves no need for words.
Take that one, fleeting moment... and treasure it forever.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) In a week it will be September 6000th!
I think Mister Dingle-Dangle just grew a little longer.
Mister Dingle-Dangle is my penis. ( ´∀)
Mister Dingle-Dangle makes a cute sound when you squeeze it ( ´∀)
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( ﾟ ヮﾟ) The Canadian Olympic team's Official Mittens of Patriotism
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) http://www.brpxqzme.net/wewin.png!
I welcome these developments, Canada is well on its way to annexation by the Elitist Superstructure.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I'm not the only one who does http://www.economist.com/research/articlesBySubject/displaystory.cfm?subjectid=7933610&story_id=15311296!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I got laid off!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) There are two threads in the front page list with titles that barely fit the character limit, and both of them are mine!
( ˃ ヮ˂) MITTEN CRABS!!!!!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) The “post unhappy things” threads are slowly but surely catching up!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) The "post unhappy things" threads are roughly a thousand posts shorter than these!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Bishibooru!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Buzkashi!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) No anti-Obama trolling anymore!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Squeeks just refilled the bin of emergency mittens!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Obama's golfing again instead of fucking things up more! YAY!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I HAVE DIARRHEA!
>>439
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) The "I have a bad case of diarrhea song" from a teaching English video!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5l9gm4ymLw
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) After three years of living in my own filth, my room is finally clean!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) BUTT HATS!!!!!!!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Reuniting with friends from the past.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Playing music on stage!
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( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Torrenting a .jpg to %1200!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) taking a giant dump after a week of constipation!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Only four pages on /jp/!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Getting into a top university!
>>450 But the shitty threads are usually the most popular threads, if anything this clears out good threads faster.
(✂ﾟヮﾟ)✂ Playing with scissors.
>>447 ( ﾟ ヮﾟ) taking a picture of it on a cell phone camera and sharing it!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Faq04_5QFGc !!!!!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Wearing two layers of mittens in cold weather.
>>454 ( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Getting pictures of shit taken with camphones shared with you
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Feeling happy for no discernable reason!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Dropping about 19 ecstasy tablets over one night!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) It sure is cold
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) I should do something
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I can put on mittens
( ˃ ヮ˂) TWO LAYERS
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Pomeranian-Chihuahua hybrid! Pohuahua!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I just trolled someone and his counter troll was completely incomprehensible.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I went to see Streetlight Manifesto last night and I shouted "I LOVE YOU TOMAAAAS!" and he looked at me
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Men declaring their love towards other men in public (>>468)!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Having a baby!
>>470
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Congratulations! I hope that you'll be a great father.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Being in a need of some homolove fix, going to fanfiction.net and seeing that there are 320 completed hurt&comfort Dean/Castiel fics!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I can answer my cell phone in my own house now!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I don't ever need to talk on my phone since nobody calls me!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Though maybe this should go in a different thread...
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Meeting up with an old friend and finding out he hasn't changed in the last 5 years that I hadn't seen him in.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Though, that's arguably a bad thing...
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Waking up in time for class and not feeling tired!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) My girlfriend loves me!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) All of my classes this term are easy!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I could find some good IRC channels!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Pomeranians!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Pomeranians wearing MITTENS!!!!
>>473
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) It's interesting that you have a mother that cares for you so!
I'm in love with my best friend!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Sunday Monday Happy Days!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Tuesday Wednesday Happy Days!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Thursday Friday Happy Days!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Saturday Sunday Happy Days!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Monday Tuesd-
(ﾟ- ﾟ ) ...
(ﾟ- ﾟ ) What?
>>490
I think they were singing the opening theme to Happy days. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Happy_days
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) No shit, Sherlock!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Two posters mocking a third at the same time!
Sperging out about minecraft
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Mining out about spergcraft!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Australian pillow stuffing!
( ˃ ヮ˂) IT'S MADE OF DOWN UNDER! HAHAHSHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Snorting while laughing!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Winning $500 on a lotto ticket!
