( ﾟ ヮﾟ) The type of endings that come from Asian Massage Spas!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) The Mittens that Came to Innsmouth!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Trying to talk about the planet "Uranus" while trying to be serious!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Renaming it "Urectum" to get rid of that joke forever!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) HAPPY ENDINGS OF HAPPY THREADS‼
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Turning bacchanalias into urinalias!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Chocolate covered deep fried Squeeks!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) 10GETs!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) 7-11s!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) ( ﾟ ヮﾟ)s!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) ( ﾟ ヮﾟ) ( ﾟ ヮﾟ)!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Ceci n'est pas une Happy Thing!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) PIE!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Adult Swim protecting me from naked girls
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Chop suey!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Cats!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Sex with cats!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Taiyaki Thieves!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) The mitten-shaped birthday cake >>26’s mom made for her!
your parents and your friends are dead but I baked you a cake
p.s. i killed them
I came home to my girlfriend standing amidst a pool of blood. Mangled bodies littered the floor, blood still streaming from their freshly opened wounds. Her arms were outstretched, and she held in her hands a beautifully decorated cake.
"I killed your mother, father, and friends, just so that I could be with you all by myself. This cake is to celebrate our birthday."
My eyes began to tear. I felt my chest burn. I couldn't believe I was about to ask this girl to marry me.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Finding the non-disposable fork in the garbage bin before closing the lid and walking away!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Reminder: 100 sterilization credits permits non-mechanical reproduction simulation.
（◔ิ_◔ิ）
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) The melty people in Command and Conquer Generals when you use biological weapons against them!
（◔ิ_◔ิ）hee-hee
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) （◔ิ_◔ิ）
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) The short-lived career of （◔ิ_◔ิ）
（◔ิ_◔ิ） careers are for loosers
（◔ิ_◔ิ）so is spelling
（◔ิ_◔ิ） Aircon in hot weather
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) http://anisearch.net/?q=mittens !
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) LIVE in Baghdad!
( ˃ ヮ˂) E X U P!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I shall not turn away from my religion again! I have found the truth! Yay!!!!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I WEAR MITTENS OF GOD!!!!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) reip
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) ♡
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) ♥
I want some lemon"nade"
Lemonade? You just drank a whole gallon! I don't think you need any "mo"
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Bacon cheeseburgers and shit like that!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡
My ex is contacting me again!!!!! She's lonely and I still got a chance!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!
(´^ิω＾ิ)
A day off! Yes! Time to relax...
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Kicking back on a rainy Sunday and playing Bejewelled.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Tomorrow is my last day of class for the semester, and I have like the whole week off work.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Day shifts!
I just killed a baby!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I can braid my own leg hair together... between both legs! I'm fucking awesome!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Pork tonkatsu ramen!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) CUTE CHIHUAHUAS!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) ...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Wait, I wasn't supposed to be watching The Royal Crown Cola
Beady Eyes Fun Time Hour.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Nothing makes me happy. I don't know how to be happy. I'm posting in the wrong thread hoping to make someone as miserable as I am every day I keep breathing.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Taking it easy!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) My girlfriend is pregnant! And we're going to cook the baby for dinner!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I'm high on Royal Crown Cola!!!!
( ˃ ヮ˂) So high I could die!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I found a penny! But I'm in New Zealand... it's useless.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) DQN !
( ﾟ ヮ・) Mental retardation!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Killing tigers with your bare hands!
∧,,∧
（ ﾟ ヮﾟ） Running around like an idiot!!!!
( ;; ヽと つ
( ( ;( ;; ; ミ三三彡
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( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Having a girlfriend who loves you
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Being a lesbian!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) pretending to love your boyfriend, while secretly having an affair with his sister.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) molesting your sister
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Pretending to love your brother while secretly having an affair with his girlfriend.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) /m/ !!!!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) the two-disc sequel to last summer's chart topping madness.
r'ｰ》'´｀⌒ヾ‐》,
i iミ ノ ﾘハﾘ/! ／￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
! iﾞ瓦ﾟ ヮﾟﾉ!' i| ＜That wonderful feeling after taking a huge dump!
!l! !/, つ!i! l ＼＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿
ﾉﾘ （_（＿, ）!l !
ゞノ 人しし' ﾙ'ノ
ﾌﾟﾘﾌﾟﾘ（;;:::.:.__.;）
（;;::.〃⌒.）∩∩
（;;;:::.:.. .:;⌒つ ・-・）つ
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Loving your boyfriend and his sister equally and having threesomes with them!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Homosexuals like >>92 who partake in incestuous bisexual threesomes!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Having a mom who's a fat, disgusting fuck so insults towards her would only make me feel better!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) ...having a fat, disgusting fuck of a mom.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Not being in a relationship anymore and therefore having absolutely zero guilt when fantasizing about my true love, Ayanami Rei!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Masturbating to cartoon characters because I can't relate to real women!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Wondering how I will ever spread my genes and raise a brilliant child if I am not attracted to three-dimensional women...
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) And then drowning my sorrows in hentai!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Fucking cheap whores while watching movies of 2D women!