( ί ί) The type of endings that come from Asian Massage Spas!
( ί ί) The Mittens that Came to Innsmouth!
( ί ί) Trying to talk about the planet "Uranus" while trying to be serious!
( ί ί) Renaming it "Urectum" to get rid of that joke forever!
( ί ί) HAPPY ENDINGS OF HAPPY THREADS‼
( ί ί) Turning bacchanalias into urinalias!
( ί ί) Chocolate covered deep fried Squeeks!
( ί ί) 10GETs!
( ί ί) 7-11s!
( ί ί) ( ί ί)s!
( ί ί) ( ί ί) ( ί ί)!
( ί ί) Ceci n'est pas une Happy Thing!
( ί ί) PIE!
( ί ί) Adult Swim protecting me from naked girls
( ί ί) Chop suey!
( ί ί) Cats!
( ί ί) Sex with cats!
( ί ί) Taiyaki Thieves!
( ί ί) The mitten-shaped birthday cake >>26fs mom made for her!
your parents and your friends are dead but I baked you a cake
p.s. i killed them
I came home to my girlfriend standing amidst a pool of blood. Mangled bodies littered the floor, blood still streaming from their freshly opened wounds. Her arms were outstretched, and she held in her hands a beautifully decorated cake.
"I killed your mother, father, and friends, just so that I could be with you all by myself. This cake is to celebrate our birthday."
My eyes began to tear. I felt my chest burn. I couldn't believe I was about to ask this girl to marry me.
( ί ί) Finding the non-disposable fork in the garbage bin before closing the lid and walking away!
( ί ί) Reminder: 100 sterilization credits permits non-mechanical reproduction simulation.
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( ί ί) The melty people in Command and Conquer Generals when you use biological weapons against them!
i◔ิ_◔ิjhee-hee
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( ί ί) The short-lived career of i◔ิ_◔ิj
i◔ิ_◔ิj careers are for loosers
i◔ิ_◔ิjso is spelling