Post Happy Things (Part Three) (999)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5365 21:29

( ί ƒŽί) The type of endings that come from Asian Massage Spas!

2 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5365 21:29

( ί ƒŽί) The Mittens that Came to Innsmouth!

3 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5365 21:30

( ί ƒŽί) Trying to talk about the planet "Uranus" while trying to be serious!

4 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5365 21:57

( ί ƒŽί) Renaming it "Urectum" to get rid of that joke forever!

5 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5366 08:31

( ί ƒŽί) HAPPY ENDINGS OF HAPPY THREADS‼

6 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5366 11:51

( ί ƒŽί) Turning bacchanalias into urinalias!

7 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5366 12:35

( ί ƒŽί) Urinalysis, Mr. Spock?

8 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5366 18:26

( ί ƒŽί) Chocolate squirrel sundaes!

9 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5366 18:27

( ί ƒŽί) Chocolate covered deep fried Squeeks!

10 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5366 21:41

( ί ƒŽί) 10GETs!

11 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5366 21:47

( ί ƒŽί) 7-11s!

12 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5366 22:34

( ί ƒŽί) ( ί ƒŽί)s!

13 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5366 22:54

( ί ƒŽί) ( ί ƒŽί) ( ί ƒŽί)!

14 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5367 05:20

( ί ƒŽί) Omelette du fromage!

15 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5367 08:56

( ί ƒŽί) Ceci n'est pas une Happy Thing!

16 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5367 14:52

( ί ƒŽί) PIE!

17 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5367 17:40

( ί ƒŽί) Adult Swim protecting me from naked girls

18 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5367 19:44

( ί ƒŽί) Chop suey!

19 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5368 07:20

( ί ƒŽί) Cats!

20 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5368 18:33

( ί ƒŽί) Sex with cats!

21 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5368 18:46

( ί ƒŽί) Parking a Cadillac in a closet!

22 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5376 00:52

( ί ƒŽί) The heavy metal stylings of Mittenocolypse!

23 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5376 13:38

( ί ƒŽί) Taiyaki Thieves!

24 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5376 14:27

( ˃ ƒŽ˂) SHONEN KNIFE!!

25 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5376 15:37

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@(@ ί ƒŽί j@ƒ Squeeks!
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26 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5376 17:53

( ί ƒŽί) The mitten-shaped birthday cake my mom made for me!

27 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5376 23:15

( ί ƒŽί) The mitten-shaped birthday cake >>26fs mom made for her!

28 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5376 23:33

i◔ิƒŽ◔ิj Awesome!

29 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5377 00:28

your parents and your friends are dead but I baked you a cake

p.s. i killed them

30 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5377 00:29

( ί ƒŽί) The chance to start out with a new life!

31 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5377 02:41

I came home to my girlfriend standing amidst a pool of blood. Mangled bodies littered the floor, blood still streaming from their freshly opened wounds. Her arms were outstretched, and she held in her hands a beautifully decorated cake.

"I killed your mother, father, and friends, just so that I could be with you all by myself. This cake is to celebrate our birthday."

My eyes began to tear. I felt my chest burn. I couldn't believe I was about to ask this girl to marry me.

32 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5377 03:30

( ί ƒŽί) >>31 fuck, best girlfriend ever

33 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5377 04:12

( ί ƒŽί) Finding the non-disposable fork in the garbage bin before closing the lid and walking away!

34 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5378 12:07

( ί ƒŽί) Reminder: 100 sterilization credits permits non-mechanical reproduction simulation.

35 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5378 13:20

( ί ƒŽί) To be good is to be Gamma, because a Gamma is good!

36 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5383 02:47

i◔ิ_◔ิj

37 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5383 18:07

( ί ƒŽί) The melty people in Command and Conquer Generals when you use biological weapons against them!

38 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5383 23:45

i◔ิ_◔ิjhee-hee

39 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5384 07:38

( ί ƒŽί) i◔ิ_◔ิj

40 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5414 14:58

( ί ƒŽί) The short-lived career of i◔ิ_◔ิj

41 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5414 17:42

i◔ิ_◔ิj careers are for loosers

42 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5414 17:53

i◔ิ_◔ิjso is spelling

43 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5415 06:59

i◔ิ_◔ิj Aircon in hot weather

44 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5415 20:26

( ί ƒŽί) http://anisearch.net/?q=mittens !

45 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5446 23:51

( ί ƒŽί) LIVE in Baghdad!

( ˃ ƒŽ˂) E X U P!

46 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5447 05:22

( ί ƒŽί) I shall not turn away from my religion again! I have found the truth! Yay!!!!

47 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5447 20:46

( ί ƒŽί) I WEAR MITTENS OF GOD!!!!

48 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5449 19:24

( ί ƒŽί) reip

49 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5453 04:55

( ί ƒŽί) ♡

50 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5453 07:41

( ί ƒŽί) ♥

51 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5453 08:00

I want some lemon"nade"

52 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5453 08:00

Lemonade? You just drank a whole gallon! I don't think you need any "mo"

53 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5453 08:54

( ί ƒŽί) Bacon cheeseburgers and shit like that!

54 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5453 14:32

( ί ƒŽί)I got a job and a new car!!! I am not a hikki anymore!!! Yayyyyyyy!!!!

55 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5454 13:57

( ί ƒŽί) ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡

My ex is contacting me again!!!!! She's lonely and I still got a chance!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!

56 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5454 14:47

( ί ƒŽί) >>55's lack of a spine!

57 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5457 22:08

(L^ิƒΦOิ)

58 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5458 02:16

A day off! Yes! Time to relax...

59 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5458 16:23

( ί ƒŽί) Kicking back on a rainy Sunday and playing Bejewelled.

60 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5458 18:33

( ί ƒŽί) Tomorrow is my last day of class for the semester, and I have like the whole week off work.

61 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5458 19:41

( ί ƒŽί) 4ch is not gaying with me anymoar!!!

62 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5458 19:41

>>56
WHAT

63 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5464 14:00

( ί ƒŽί) Day shifts!

64 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5464 16:05

I just killed a baby!

65 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5464 22:41

>>63 Came out of the closet!

66 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5468 09:02

( ί ƒŽί) I can braid my own leg hair together... between both legs! I'm fucking awesome!

67 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5469 13:57

( ί ƒŽί) http://img.secretareaofvipquality.net/res/1042.html#i1044 !

68 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5469 14:17

( ί ƒŽί) Embarrassing Squeeks in front of his girlfriend!

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