( ß ß) The type of endings that come from Asian Massage Spas!
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I'd rather have a buffalo take a diarrhea dump in my ear than subject them to this torture
Rather, my buffalo, I was listening to the issues you need to dump to your diarrhea
( ß ß) A profound sense of ambivalence!
( ß ß) That cute waitress was very flirty today and admitted she is single and interested!
( ß -ß) I'm so scared right now.
( ß ß) SHE PUT OUT!!!!
( ß ß) SHE BANGS SHE BANGS!
( ß ß) Oh baby
( ß ß) When SHE MOVES, SHE MOVES
( ß ß) I go clazy!
>>326 SHOW HER YOUR MOVES
I wish my fellow dokyun all the best in life
( ß ß) despite living in a life without direction I have friends that care!
( ß ß) Yesterday was 9/11 and I met no one who felt sorry for anyone else than the countless arabians that died in the subsequent attacks by the US.
( ß ß) Also, I bought a limited live recording of Merzbow and Boris
>>331
( ß ß) What the fuck get your dates right it was 9/5855.
( ß ß) My love who i expected to never meet again is maybe going to visit me in a year!!!!
( ß ß) I'm back in the city and the people that know, don't care I'm a statutory rapist!
( ß ß) Destroying your childhood! God, that sucked!
( ß ß) Having a friend who is willing to let you squat at his place when you're life is on the edge of fucking up and you're would-be roommate is being a selfish dickface!
( ß ß)Also, listening to chiptunes!
Wow, I managed to somehow switch the 'your' there with the 'you're' I mean to type in a sentence in an MSN conversation I was having at around the same time.
Also, my VC code is 'wow'.
( ß ß) When forced to move out and destroy your childhood: realising you didn't really need it anymore.
(Captcha is 'detachement'.)
( ß ß)Haddock and vodka for breakfast!
( ß ß) Watching animaniacs for an hour!
( ß ß) My friends! If I didn't haven't friends as cool as I do, I'd be homeless right now!
( ß ß) My boat has two holes in it! One lets the water in, the other lets it out!
( ß ß) I just went to an anime con with the girl I'm in love with!
((/ f.ㄟ) violin music on a rainy day!
( ß ß) ō♫♬♩
( ß ß) Mc Donald's Wireless Internet Connection at 7:24 am !
( ß ß) It was so windy today I couldn't close my eyes!
( ß ß) I don't care what anyone else says about us, me and my fiancé have found true happiness in each other!
( ß ß) Loved ones carving your name in their thigh!
(„ิ_„ิ)Į-̾ Solitude.
( ß ß) Lovers carving your name in each other's thighs!
( ß ß) Being reunited with someone you love after four months of them being away and knowing they pushed so hard for their return, spent so much money and determination all for you!
( ß, -,ß) Not being able to return the favour.
( ß ß) Another dokyun likes the Dubliners!
( ß ß) Being hugged by a maid!
( ß ß) Hearing how horrible the comedown is but then actually having a lot of fun!
( ß ß) Saving a little birds life!
( ß ß) Valves early holiday sale
( ß ß) The [GIRLS] thread got bumped out of the Top Ten!
( ß ß) saying "huggbees"!
( ß ß) Solitude!
( ß ß) It's possible to ack at romhs!
( ß ß) Geeky Nymphomaniacs with daddy issues!
( ß ß) A warm gun
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( ß ß) Four ring binders!
( ß ß) Leftover Christmas ham!
( ß ß) Jazz!
( ß ß) Sitting around the kotatsu!
( ß ß) Slowly freezing to death in a mountain blizzard!
The truth has been told.
>>389
That doesn't sound happy at all...
( ß ß) unless I have mittens!
( ß ß) Assorted nuts!
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~@ ß ßc@People repostingg your old AA art!
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( ß ß) Being able to go outside after being sick for a week
( ß ß) jegution
( ß ß) Taking a piss on a cold day, causing steam to rise up from the urinal and warm your hands
( ß ß) I might make Dean's List this semester for once!
( ß ß) Wacky Wall Walkers!
( ß ß) The ever-present optimistic attitude of the disturbing-on-the-surface Fallout series!
( ß ß) Shepard Smiths adorable fascination with bears!
( ß ß) A sleepy bear with a full stomach
( ß ß) Chinese people don't know the meaning of www!
( ß ß) Youtube actually recommending me videos that I might remotely want to see!
( ß ß) DQN still existing!
( ß ß) Sweet potato pie!
( ß ß) DQN being virtually the only active board on 4-ch!
( ß -ß) The Debate board looks rather lonely
( ß ß) My mother gave me a bag of candy after dinner!
( ß ß) Coming back to DQN after half a year and still seeing the same threads. I can pretend nothing has changed...
( ß ß) Soda made with pure cane sugar!
>>415
( ß ß) Forgetting about the eternal September calendar and then reliving the experience of seeing the light!
(„ิ_„ิ)Į-̾ A gorgeous, svelte nymphet dries her tousled hair in the hall. Taking notice of your approach, she greets you with a word and knowing smile; She is betrayed by a gleam of carnal desire in her eye, a look that leaves no need for words.
Take that one, fleeting moment... and treasure it forever.
( ß ß) In a week it will be September 6000th!
I think Mister Dingle-Dangle just grew a little longer.
Mister Dingle-Dangle is my penis. ( LĶ)
Mister Dingle-Dangle makes a cute sound when you squeeze it ( LĶ)
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( ß ß) The Canadian Olympic team's Official Mittens of Patriotism