( ί ί) The type of endings that come from Asian Massage Spas!
( ί ί) Listening to a friend who is confessing that he actually likes LISP.
( ί ί) Why wouldn't anyone like LISP, with all those parentheses?
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( ί ί) LISP!
(( ί ί) HAHAHA (DISREGARD THAT) I (SUCK SCHEME))
( ί ί) Hey, there's more than one of us posting right now!
( ί ί) And my captcha was STAB!
( ί ί) Suicide
( ί ί) Ex-girlfriend saying "in a relationship with old boyfriend" on facebook, yet 2 days later coming up for a sex with me
( ί ί) Diagnosing and surgically removing a spinal tumor. And the patient lives on.
>>552
(BECAUSE (FUCKING (GOING 'BONKERS)) (SPENT (YOU) (TOO-MUCH (WRITING 'LISP) 'TIME)))
( ί ί) Motorcycles pouring into the DC metropolitan region from all over the country adding tons more farty noises to everybody's miserable commutes!
( ί ί) That was a joke.
( ί ί) They might actually start the second Beltway after shelving it for 60 years or so!
( ί ί) MOAR TRAFFIC, YEAHHHH!
( ί ί) Spending your daily allowance on sweets. It's sweeeet!
( ί ί) Spending your day the way YOU want to!
( ί ί) Going your own way!
( ί ί) GENOCIDE BY BOOMERANGS!
( ί ί) with this many Hussies, we will never ever not have updates http://t.co/TDQ0tKs
( ί ί) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mitanni !
( ί ί) ₯ΰ¦RρoΈGoϋfήql
( ί ί) Starting out with a Magic Marker and a Wand of Taming!
Little girl and golden retriever puppy eating vanilla ice cream
( ί ί) Mitten season is coming!
( ί ί) Mitten hunting!
( ί ί) Wearing mittens while welding.
( ί ί) Kittens rhymes with mittens!
( ί ί) KITTENS WEARING MITTENS!!
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( ί ί) Actually making this face while posting!
( ί ί) We had snow last weekend! MITTEN TIME!!!
( ί ί) Making speed runs in Super Mario 3D Land on my first play through with the tanooki suit while getting all of the star medals and ending them with perfect gold flags.
( ί ί) Calculus!
>>585
( ί ί) Fair enough! Let's not forget about Category Theory!
( ί ί) Successfully calculating an impulse response!
( ί ί) Confirming that the Game Boy Player works with imports!
( ί ί) Looking good in my girlfriend's clothes!
( ί ί) Wearing your girlfriend's clothes, getting her to wear YOUR clothes then making her undress you!
( ί ί) Not thinking, but feeling!
( ί ί) Almost no business at work today... Time to get on the internet!
( ί ί) sugar-coated almonds!
( ί ί) NOS brand energy drinks!
( ί ί) Reading about philosophical ideas and actually understanding them!
( ί ί) hace buennnnn tiempo ;)
( ί ί) Being irradiated by the sheer perfection of Common Lisp!
( ί ί) Not being irradiated, ionised or otherwise damaged on a sub-cellular level more than the normal background level!
( ί ί) Owning a Geiger counter to ensure that I'm not being irradiated too much!
( ί ί) Knowing that WAHa_06x36 has a Geiger Counter and some Fiesta plates to set it off.
( ί ί) Going all the way through and being projected into orbit over Katmandu!
( ί ί) I switched to a new browser and now ASCII art actually looks good now!
( ί ί) My Reimu Onee-sama`♥
( ί ί) Being gifted a catgirl dakimakura from your otaku friend!
( ί ί) Imagining all the warm hugs >>609 can have with his dakimakura.
( ί ί) Not having to move immediately and being able to use the internet a little longer before having to go without it for a couple of days.
( ί ί) Accidentally discovering dry orgasms.
>>613
I was masturbating and at the start of an orgasm I stopped immediately and tried to delay ejaculation as long as possible.
( ί ί) I'm still alive, meaning I will probably experience some surprises still. They better be good surprises, they'll have to compensate for the awful hellhole I'm in.
( ί ί) I'm still alive, meaning I haven't killed myself yet.
( ί ί) I'm still alive, and will still be way after the stupid human who tried to kill me died from old age.
( ί ί) I'm still alive because I promised my self to avoid suicide until I read all books by Vonnegut. And I didn't feel like reading last year.
( ί ί) Fantasising about being a little girl!
( ί ί) Being a buffet of manliness.
( ί ί) Being a pillar of manhood!
( ί ί) Combining emergency mittens with nyan cats! http://nyanit.com/4-ch.net/dqn/
( ί ί) The front page is once again free of anything related to THAT PLACE!
( ί ί) My cat is so soft and warm! I'm so happy
( ί ί) My shitty internal speakers decided to start making sound again! (Now I don't have to carry around shitty earbuds that can go loud enough to sound like internal speakers!)
( ί ί) I don't know what this is but it's amazing! http://i927.photobucket.com/albums/ad115/mentira/2wq7inc1.gif
>>629
I can tell you that it is, in fact, from the 1934 Laurel and Hardy film "Babes in Toyland".
( ί ί) Knowing something about a random .gif on the internet.
( ί ί) Dudging the Spoobnumby!
( ί ί) A nice cup of tea!
( ί ί) Awesome looking clouds!
( ί ί) Unexpected compliments!
( ί ί) Finding out that the person you have a crush on also has a crush on you!
( ί ί) Seriously, I can't ( ί ί) enough!
( ί ί) Girls saying they fantasise about me coming inside them when they masturbate!
( ί ί) The most exciting time of the day is finally here!
( ί ί) Aah, finally I get to sleep!
( ί ί) Making your hair own hair feel all fluffy and soft and nice to pet!
( ί ί) Reading these posts in an elated voice!
( ί ί) Lose consciousness happily!
( ί ί) Getting a grey greatcoat!
( ί ί) Losing consciousness with a plush Espeon in your arms!
( ί ί) Watching the emergency mittens drift from side to side in time with the music you're listening to!
( ί ί) Making the other /dqn/'s theme match /z/'s!
