( ゚ ヮ゚) The type of endings that come from Asian Massage Spas!
( ゚ ヮ゚) Being irradiated by the sheer perfection of Common Lisp!
( ゚ ヮ゚) Not being irradiated, ionised or otherwise damaged on a sub-cellular level more than the normal background level!
( ゚ ヮ゚) Owning a Geiger counter to ensure that I'm not being irradiated too much!
( ゚ ヮ゚) Knowing that WAHa_06x36 has a Geiger Counter and some Fiesta plates to set it off.
( ゚ ヮ゚) Going all the way through and being projected into orbit over Katmandu!
( ゚ ヮ゚) I switched to a new browser and now ASCII art actually looks good now!
( ゚ ヮ゚) My Reimu Onee-sama〜♥
( ゚ ヮ゚) Being gifted a catgirl dakimakura from your otaku friend!
( ゚ ヮ゚) Imagining all the warm hugs >>609 can have with his dakimakura.
( ゚ ヮ゚) Not having to move immediately and being able to use the internet a little longer before having to go without it for a couple of days.
( ゚ ヮ゚) Accidentally discovering dry orgasms.
>>613
I was masturbating and at the start of an orgasm I stopped immediately and tried to delay ejaculation as long as possible.
( ゚ ヮ゚) I'm still alive, meaning I will probably experience some surprises still. They better be good surprises, they'll have to compensate for the awful hellhole I'm in.
( ゚ ヮ゚) I'm still alive, meaning I haven't killed myself yet.
( ゚ ヮ゚) I'm still alive, and will still be way after the stupid human who tried to kill me died from old age.
( ゚ ヮ゚) I'm still alive because I promised my self to avoid suicide until I read all books by Vonnegut. And I didn't feel like reading last year.
( ゚ ヮ゚) Fantasising about being a little girl!
( ゚ ヮ゚) Being a buffet of manliness.
( ゚ ヮ゚) Being a pillar of manhood!
( ゚ ヮ゚) Combining emergency mittens with nyan cats! http://nyanit.com/4-ch.net/dqn/
( ゚ ヮ゚) The front page is once again free of anything related to THAT PLACE!
( ゚ ヮ゚) My cat is so soft and warm! I'm so happy
( ゚ ヮ゚) My shitty internal speakers decided to start making sound again! (Now I don't have to carry around shitty earbuds that can go loud enough to sound like internal speakers!)
( ゚ ヮ゚) I don't know what this is but it's amazing! http://i927.photobucket.com/albums/ad115/mentira/2wq7inc1.gif
>>629
I can tell you that it is, in fact, from the 1934 Laurel and Hardy film "Babes in Toyland".
( ゚ ヮ゚) Knowing something about a random .gif on the internet.
( ゚ ヮ゚) Dudging the Spoobnumby!
( ゚ ヮ゚) A nice cup of tea!
( ゚ ヮ゚) Awesome looking clouds!
( ゚ ヮ゚) Unexpected compliments!
( ゚ ヮ゚) Finding out that the person you have a crush on also has a crush on you!
( ゚ ヮ゚) Seriously, I can't ( ゚ ヮ゚) enough!
( ゚ ヮ゚) Girls saying they fantasise about me coming inside them when they masturbate!
( ゚ ヮ゚) The most exciting time of the day is finally here!
( ゚ ヮ゚) Aah, finally I get to sleep!
( ゚ ヮ゚) Making your hair own hair feel all fluffy and soft and nice to pet!
( ゚ ヮ゚) Reading these posts in an elated voice!
( ゚ ヮ゚) Lose consciousness happily!
( ゚ ヮ゚) Getting a grey greatcoat!
( ゚ ヮ゚) Losing consciousness with a plush Espeon in your arms!
( ゚ ヮ゚) Watching the emergency mittens drift from side to side in time with the music you're listening to!
( ゚ ヮ゚) Making the other /dqn/'s theme match /z/'s!
( ゚ ヮ゚) My cat's sleeping smile!
( ゚ ヮ゚) Playing videogames and sleeping!
( ゚ ヮ゚) Sleeping for twelve hours straight!
( ゚ ヮ゚) Sleeping for more than 18 hours in a day!
( ゚ ヮ゚) Finishing a midterm exam in 15 minutes!
( ゚ ヮ゚) Finishing a final exam in 45 minutes!
( ゚ ヮ゚) Finishing this damn freelance job a day early, and charging for the extra day anyway!
( ゚ ヮ゚) Sunshine!
( ゚ ヮ゚) lollipops and rainbows ♪
( ゚ ヮ゚) Lolis in raincoats!
( ゚ ヮ゚) Translucent umbrellas!
うんこおおお
( ゚ ヮ゚) Pet mammals with color markings that mimic some shape of human facial hair!
( ゚ ヮ゚) Internet!
( ゚ ヮ゚) Pirates!
( ゚ ヮ゚) Ninjas!
( ゚ ヮ゚) Birthday presents and cake!
( ゚ ヮ゚) Hunks!
( ゚ ヮ゚) Playing with lego for the first time in several years!
( ゚ ヮ゚) Model Shinkansen railway!
( ゚ ヮ゚) Having a normal conversation and not feeling anxious about it!
( ゚ ヮ゚) Long weekends!
( ゚ ヮ゚) Casually lounging around in the nude!
( ゚ ヮ゚) That bar thread!
( ゚ ヮ゚) Enjoying material you bought to support the creator! (Games, music, aforementioned manga, and so on)
( ゚ ヮ゚) Producing something of value, no matter how small!
Doom & Gloom.
>>683 Doom was a pretty sweet game, but wasn't Gloom just a lame Amiga knockoff?
( ゚ ヮ゚) Cute pictures of cats!
( ゚ ヮ゚) Cats! Cats! Cats!
( ゚ ヮ゚) Science, turn me into a cat please!
( ゚ ヮ゚) Saving my friends from a manipulative bitch by manipulating her and them jointly.
( ゚ ヮ゚) Nekomimi maids!
( ゚ ヮ゚) ed. the ediotr IS BABANAZ
( ゚ ヮ゚) ^X
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( ゚ ヮ゚) ^Q
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( ゚ ヮ゚) quit
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( ゚ ヮ゚) !q
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( ゚ ヮ゚) exit
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( ゚ ヮ゚) ^D
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( ゚ ヮ゚) Lolitastic saw wave-based waveforms!
( ゚ ヮ゚) Creating saw waveforms from sine waves!
( ゚ ヮ゚) It was ^C all along!
( ゚ ヮ゚) The backspace key!
( ゚ ヮ゚) Tildes~!
( ゚ ヮ゚) Wave dashes〜!
( ゚ ヮ゚) Being good at computer games!
( ゚ ヮ゚) Being bad at computer games, but shamelessly enjoying them anyway!
( ゚ ヮ゚) wittgenstein wittgenstein lol