( ί ί) The type of endings that come from Asian Massage Spas!
( ί ί) I found a penny! But I'm in New Zealand... it's useless.
( ί ί) DQN !
( ί E) Mental retardation!
( ί ί) Killing tigers with your bare hands!
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( ί ί) Having a girlfriend who loves you
( ί ί) Being a lesbian!
( ί ί) pretending to love your boyfriend, while secretly having an affair with his sister.
( ί ί) molesting your sister
( ί ί) Pretending to love your brother while secretly having an affair with his girlfriend.
( ί ί) /m/ !!!!
( ί ί) the two-disc sequel to last summer's chart topping madness.
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( ί ί) Loving your boyfriend and his sister equally and having threesomes with them!
( ί ί) Homosexuals like >>92 who partake in incestuous bisexual threesomes!
( ί ί) Having a mom who's a fat, disgusting fuck so insults towards her would only make me feel better!
( ί -ί) ...having a fat, disgusting fuck of a mom.
( ί ί) Not being in a relationship anymore and therefore having absolutely zero guilt when fantasizing about my true love, Ayanami Rei!
( ί ί) Masturbating to cartoon characters because I can't relate to real women!
( ί -ί) Wondering how I will ever spread my genes and raise a brilliant child if I am not attracted to three-dimensional women...
( ί ί) And then drowning my sorrows in hentai!
( ί ί) Fucking cheap whores while watching movies of 2D women!
( ί ί) I am alone! Yaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!!! Hahahahahaa!!!
( ί ί) Bread!
( ί ί) A mentally retarded man on death row!
( ί ί) necrophilia
( ί ί) cocaine and heroine
( ί ί) shese! Smoked shese!
( ί -ί) Eating all of the smoked shese.
( ί -ί) Capchas
( ί ί) speech diusorders!
( ί ί) Not being in Somalia!
( ί ί) Kana Minami
( ί ί) Those Claim Jumper Turkey & Stuffing meals! YEAH!!!
( ί ί) And the money I make endorsing their fine product!
Being on 4-ch and literate!
Disembodied voices!
( ί ί) PANTSU
( ί ί) Disenvoiced bodies!
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( ~ ~)teh voices in my head
( ί ί) this thread
( ί ί) boners!
( ί ί) Double-chainsawed lumberjacks!
( ί ί) Kopipe from SAoVQ!
( ί ί) Fushigi Purupuru Pururin Rin song
( ί ί) "In the earlier stages of Tira's design, she was depicted as wearing thick mittens, apparently for the purpose of protecting her hands when she wields her ring-blade. More concept art unlocked as bonuses in Soulcalibur III reveal that Tira was also initially designed as a catgirl."
( ί ί) Happy birthday 4chan.org!
( ί ί) I had a nooner today.
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( ί ί) Being tsundere for Daddy Cool!
( ί ί) Cup Noodle
( ί ί) Going on /b/, then coming on DQN.
( ί ί) DQN is much better.
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( ί ί) Never getting on 4-ch again.
( ί ί) r@ygold!
( ί ί) Just chillin' with Squeeks on the couch, playing Rock Band.
( ί ί) The death of mankind!
( ί ί) Doomsday!
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( ί ί) Candy!
( ί ί) finding that mitten you lost stuck to your jeans in the dryer
( ί ί) Dragon Quest
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( ί ί) Prescription drugs taken without a prescription!
( ί ί) Not having to go out to vote on Tuesday, since I'm not American.
( ί ί) Not having to go out to vote ever, because I'm Cuban!
( ί ί) Telling an exit pollster that I voted for Ron Paul when I really didn't!
( ί ί) Choosing not to vote
( ί ί) Writing in "Nick & Norah's Infinite Playlist" for President because I felt like wasting my vote
( ί ί) Following suit with >>156 in hopes of starting a movement akin to that of "Alice's Restaurant".
( ί ί) Making a copy of my ass cheeks and printing them on my voter registration paper!
( ί ί) Sending it in and waiting for a response!
( ί ί) DQN!
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( ί ί) Telling an exit pollster that I voted for Ron Paul when I really did!
( ί ί) Telling an exit pollster it was none of his fucking business and then the crowd went wild I'M A HERO!!!!
( ί ί) Voting for DADDY COOL
>>153 no intertubes in cuba
( ί ί) not having to vote today because i'm an alien!
( ί ί) Losing five bowling balls off your gut!
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Ventriloquism!
( ί ί) Voyeurism!
( ί ί) If you forget to put in your captcha and press the back arrow your post will still be written and not wiped clean like on most boards!
( ί ί) I find this very convenient, epically if my post is long.
( ί ί) Anal sex with crocodiles!
( ί ί) Sapping Sentries...
MOE = NO CLEAR TRANSLATION - DIFFERENT WEEABOOS GIVE IT DIFFERENT MEANINGS
( L `) Moé = cute girl whom youLd love to protect against any danger.
( L `) Masturbation to Moé girls...
( ί ί) Getting severe burns from pressing my genitals against a hot stove top!
(*L `) Having mistaken moé with russian }v ("it's mine").