( ) The type of endings that come from Asian Massage Spas!
( )Breaking the chain!
( )Also, my captcha is JIZZ!!!!
( ) Daisy chain bracelets!
( ) Noticing a cool girl checking you out!
( ) Delicious brown girls!
( ) Girls made of chocolate!
( ) Helpful friends!
( ) A shiny Pokemon!
( ) Fantasizing about the planet's demise and the end of all suffering while very planet-demisey, suffering-alleviating music is playing loudly in the background!
( -) Exploding the planet would only be a short-term solution. If we are the result of natural physical processes they will repeat and life will form again. If we are the result of a divine being he will only create life again. Either way others will come to suffer again in time.
( ) Posting in the wrong thread again!
( ) >>877
( ) Eating egg noodles outside on a sunny day!
>If we are the result of a divine being he will only create life again.
I'm reminded of this. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jb8hd3IjhVo
( -) I guess that wasn't really Happy Thread material, though.
( -) so...
( ) Discovering obscure old games that are actually pretty cool!
( ) Good posts in the Rei's Diner!
( -) Being a clingy, desperate and lonely person.
( ) With a loving girlfriend!
( -) Being a clingy, desperate and lonely person.
( ) With a loving boyfriend!
( -) Being a misanthropic, distant person who has never felt lonely.
( ) With a loving waifu!
( ) Beating your previous high score!
( ) Beating your wife!
( ) Beating Cho's highscore
( ) Being alone!
( ) Posts that are funny!
( ) I can post happy things on DQN
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( ) Successful tests!
( ) She said yes!
( ) Getting a chance to retake your failed exams and succeed
( ) Also dicks in my sassy butt
( ) Internet is back! I missed you, DQN!
( ) New posts on boards that aren't DQN! (do it more, people)
( ) Good music!
( ) Calling people from Niger "Nigers"!
( ) A bonfire by the beach!
( ) A cat butting its head against your hand!
( ) A free shirt!
( ) Birthdays!
( ) Lots of seeds on a torrent!
( ) Having more tomatoes than you know what to do with!
( ) That reminds me of that episode of Hidamari Sketch where they have more tomatoes than they know what to do with!
( ) Hidamari Sketch is wonderful!
( ) Finally being hungry!
( ) My nutbladder is in perfect working order!
( ) I have no particular obligations to do anything until Wednesday!
( ) The feel of fresh air across my scalp after shaving my head!
( ) My friends approve of crossdressing!
( ) How soft my legs feel after a good shave!
( ) 23gb of Touhou music!
( ) Fried gas station chicken!
( ) Home-cooked chicken, which tastes better than that from fried gas stations!
( ) Getting a good nature for a Pokemon starter!
( ) Exciting novels!
( ) My favorite idol's new single!
( ) Music containing obscure stringed instruments!
( ) bagpipes!
( ) Wonderful weather accompanied by wonderful clouds!
( ) Blessed rain for this parched, overheated land of mine!
( ) A convenience-store slushy crushed-ice drink on a warm humid day!
( ) Coming home to a nice, cold shower!
( ) Coming home to a nice, hot shower!
( ) Coming home to a nice, tepid shower!
( ) Coming home out of a chilly rain shower and opening the door to be greeted with a burst of warm air and the smell of fresh homemade lasagna!
( ) Building beautiful things in Minecraft!
( ) Corrupting the innocent and pure online!
( ) Today was a great day! Just have to wake up...
( ) Dreaming about a lover who is far away!
( ) Beating the final boss of a notoriously difficult video game!
( ˃ ˂) Being the final boss of a notoriously difficult video game!
( ) Being in love with the final boss of a notoriously difficult video game!
( ˃ ˂) Being the final boss of the Internet!
( ) Classy piano music!
( ) Being in love with the Internet!
( ) Catching up on vocab homework before midnight!
( ) The smell of dried semen!
( ) Japanese photo blogs!
( ) Sleep! Happy dreams!
( ) Nostalgic music!
( ) Anime involving cute girls doing cute things!
( ˃ ˂) Freshly baked chocolate-filled croissants, eaten while the chocolate filling is still warm and gooey!
( ) Getting a message!
( ) Sex!
( ) 4chan gone forever!
( ) 4channers spreading all around the internet!
( E-E) Wait, that's not a happy thing.
( ) 4channers having to leave their comfort zone!
( ) Finding an image of my darling waifu in a wedding dress!
( ) Fancy cocktails!
( ) A fancy piece of tail on my cock!
( ) Wonderful things are going to happen tomorrow!
( ) Finishing a bunch of work!
( ) I'm finally done moving, just in time!
( ) Friday night is crossdressing night!