( ・ω・) Hello everyone! My name is Clonepa.
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i 乂-‐ −! i Freshen your cup, hon?
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( ・ω・) My cup is freshened!!!! Yaaaaaaaaay!!!
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(・ Д・) Y..You're not even going to let me drink it?
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|: : |: : : i! xxx , ヾミノノ,|: |:. :.|`ヽ} Why would you need drinking it up...
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๏̯͡๏﴿ Gimme a shot of yer strongest, hon.
٩(̾،ـ̮̮̃̾•̃̾)۶ I h u n g e r
( ・-・) What the hell kind of crapass song is that?
( ・ω・) How 'bout a classic then?
( ・ω・) I'm a big fat butt, I'm a big fat butt♪
( ・-・) It's "I'm a big fat butt".
( ・ω・) It's close to miiiiiiiidnight♪
( ・ω・) And something evil's lurking in your butt♪
( ・ω・) We were going to do Butts en Regalia, but that's an instrumental number.
( ・ω・) That was the joke.
( ・ω・) Your mitten's got a hole in it.
( ・ω・) I keep pitching 'em, and you keep missing 'em.
( ・ω・) And don't say "but isn't a bowling ball infinitely sharp if it is a sphere which by definition contains infinite points and is technically undifferentiable if the points are not considered functions of spherical co-ordinates" because you would be wrong and I don't want to see you embarrass yourself.
( ・-・) But isn't a bowling ball infinitely sharp if it is a sphere which by definition contains infinite points and is technically undifferentiable if the points are not considered functions of spherical co-ordinates?
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( ・ω・) I have fish in my pocket.
( ・ω・) It's not in my butt.
( ・ω・) You can check if you want to.
( ´ω`) Clonepa, I'm sorry, but you'll have to keep that naughty-ness to yourself. The Elitist Superstructure of DQN @ 4-ch is a family-friendly site.
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‖ ∧∧ What was that Grandpa?
(`(・∀・)っ I'm going to skin Beady Eyes alive.
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( ・ω・) Do it in his thread, please. I just shampooed the carpets.
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( ・ิω・ิ) Clonepa, your show is a hit with the kids! They love it!
( ・ิω・ิ) Unfortunately, kids don't have any money, so we need you to appeal to adults from now on.
( ・ω・) Hey, Beady.
( ・-・) What?
( ・ω・) 凸
( ・-・) ...What?
( ・ω・) Tetrominoes, you git.
( ・-・) I wanted that.
( ゚ ヮ゚)凸 I got one for you too!
( ・ω・) It's a Clonepa Xmas!
( ・-・) Grrrr.
.... (・-・ ) Is he gone?
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( ・ω・) 凸 (・-・ ) Dammit.
( ゚∴∴∴∴∴ ヮ゚∴∴) TANASINN
( ・ω・) I'd like to take this opportunity to tell all of my Clonepals watching tonight that there will be a special one hour episode airing Christmas day titled "Bung: Clonepa Sings Butts". Bung is also my captcha. This special will feature songs about butts in at least 3 different languages. 見ていッてくださいね〜!
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( ・ω・) Hey, Beady.
( ・-・) What?
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( ・-・) I hate you.
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( ・ω・) I don't think I like our new sponsor.
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| ・ิω・ิ) What's wrong with 'em, pyo?
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( ・ω・) We're on public television. We shouldn't have sponsors.
( ・ω・) Pyo.
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从 ゚ ヮ゚ ノソ Better'n those fundraising drives, pyo!
⊂[]二[]つ Nobody likes those, not one bit, pyo.
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( ・ω・) My last fundraiser brought in 50 million in 30 minutes and it was on a holiday!
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从 ゚ ヮ゚ ノソ But Clonepa, that was the Spermatazoa Drive, pyo!
⊂[]二[]つ All you did was fap off on Easter, pyo!
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( ・ω・) What is this "fap off" of which you speak?
( ・ω・) It must have something to do with carpentry.
( ・ω・) "I fapped off the crenelations until they were all precisely even."
( ・ω・) Yes, that must be it.
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( ・ω・) Smoking is bad for your eyes, great leader.
( ゚ ヮ゚) I need to find that song.
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( ・-・) After these messages,
( ⊃┳⊃ We'll be riiiiiiiiiight back!♪
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OH CLONEPA, I LOVE YOU.
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( ・-・) This coffee tastes like p-EEEEEK!
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| ・ิω・ิ) Who's been messing with the cloner?
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( ・ω・) I was trying to give the next batch some character, but it didn't go right.