( ・ω・) Hello everyone! My name is Clonepa.
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( ・-・) WHO EJACULATED IN MY COFFEE??
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( ・ω・) I did it 555 times!
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( ・ω・) Somewhere, one of me is being wailed on.
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|:| ・ω・ | Ich bin Klonepa!
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|:| ・ω・ | Ich bin Kommandant Kaiser Roll von Klonepa!
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( ・ω・)
( ・ω・) Go on...
( ・ω・) Hello everyone! My name is Clonepa.
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|:| ・ω・ | Sag mir, wo der Teufel bin ich?
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|:| ・ω・ | Du hast einen vögel!
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( `ハ´)Wo shi Sina, nyan nyan nyan nyan ni hao nyan
( ・-・) No, no, stay!
( ・-・) Yeah, I know, you bloated idiot.
( `ハ´)Clonepa, I brought you some fruit? Why so abrupt and abrasive. If you don't wish to extend the invitation I will gladly leave, but I will remain melancholy for the rest of the evening. Sorry to be frank.
( ・ω・) I still want you to leave. If you could leave the fruit at the door, that would be appreciated.
( ・-・) This thread is now about Darkpa's feelings.
I feel a gripping sense of dolorousness with a slight tang of disgust, Clonepa.
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/ / | | / (´ω` ) Where the hell are they going with this?
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☹ I've become so numb, I can't feel you there... ☹
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/ / | | / (´ω` ) Ah, fucking christ... I shoulda seen that coming.
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( `ハ´) Yes, Beady Eyes. Don't you have some feces to re-digest or something else to do?
.∧ ∧ You should look at the stars!
≡ (^( ・ω・)
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≡ ) .__) >・-・)・∵ -hurk-
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Perhaps you would enjoy a fist sandwich!
-SMEK-
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/ / | | / (´ω` ) Now that's more like it!
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Maybe we should rename you "Brooks CRACKTACKLE!!"
-ThuBOOMKpumPlap-
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/ / | | / (・∀・ ) GO MAN GO!!!
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( ・-・) Now to wait for justice to prevail!
( ・-・) ... doo dee doo dee doo...
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/(●)(●) durrrrr I got a letter but I can't read
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( ・ω・) Whats so special about liking jet planes?
( ・-・) I'm allergic to seafood. I believe I told you that when you hired me.
( ・ิω・ิ) They also came form China
( ・ิω・ิ) I also dropped the can a couple times, denting it and breaking the air tight seal so bacteria could get in. You know, for that tangy botulism flavor.
( ´ω`) And THAT'S why you always preview your post, kids; so you don't look like a fool in school!
( ・ω・) I'm a fool out of school with a pool and a jewel!
( ・ω・) And a jet plane, too!
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|:| ・ω・ | Wen bin Ich?
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( ・ω・) Hello Grandpa! My name is Clonepa! I am your Stewardess!
( ・ω・) I like the word "ThuBOOMKpumPlap!"
( ・ω・) It's my second favorite after spoobnumby.
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|:| ・ω・ | Gott ist tot! Und Sie haben keine Vögel!
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( ・ω・) And why are you citing Nietzsche, giant flying bread with my face-san?
( ・ω・) You scare me!
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( ・ω・) Hello everyone! My name is Clonepa!
( ・ω・) Hello ev-
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(#)ω[-]) Oh, not again.
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./ ・ω・ヽ O genki desu ka?
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(#)ω[-]) いいえ,げんきでwait why did you make me do that
( ・-・) Hey Clonepa! If you take these pills you'll feel better!
( ・ω・) I feel fine, though.
ゝ\ /ノ
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乙 .へ(・ω・)ヘ ゝ In fact, I believe I can fly!
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~~フ//wwヽ~~
( ・ω・) Nevermind, it was just gas.
( ・ω・) There should be something exciting happening right now.
( ・ω・) Something truly stupendous. Any minute now.
( ・ω・) It'll knock your socks off.
( ˃ ω˂) -poot-
( ・ω・) That wasn't it.
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( ))ω・) My socks are still on, so that couldn't have been it.
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wheee!
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~∪ な〜れ旦~ ∪~
( ))ω・) I hate wakabamark.
( ))ω・) I probably would have remembered to change the setting if I hadn't just been kicked in the eye by my good friend Beady.
( ))ω・) Heh...
( ))ω・) Kicked in the eye by Beady Eyes.
( ))ω・) Isn't that ironic?
"Anyways, time to get my revenge, kids!"
"Wait, what? Where did you get that? GET AWAY FRO-"
-EL SMASHO-
"owwwww"
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/ / | | / (・∀・) -Yeah! Take that, you punk!
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Next week on Everybody Loves Clonepa, laugh as his new b-
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/ / | | + ◇⊂(・ω・ ヽ Another show well done.
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/ / | | ( ˃ ヮ˂)-̾ WHY IS IT THAT WHENEVER I NEED A REAL CIGARETTE, THERE IS NOTHING BUT THE LOW TAR BULLSHIT?!
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/ / | | (・ω・) Smoking is a filthy habit.
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/ / | | (・ω・) It makes your ears go out of alignment.
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(″・ิ_・ิ)っ-̾ Hey Clonepa, any ideas for your next show? I am thinking of something more... frieffable
( ・ω・) That'll never work, dumbo!
( ・ω・) We're planning a big musical number which culminates in a huge, synchronized potato chip munching extravaganza.
( ・ω・) Will Smith is singing for us!
へローwwwww
マイネームイズヴィップwwwwww
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./ ・ω・ヽ It passes and is the low wwwww
l l my NEMUIZU ganze macher wwwwww.
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( ・ω・) Did I mention Will Smith?
( ・ω・) Will Smith is singing for us!