>>302 Would rather 42GET in a Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy thread.
>>306 will go into a fit of pure blinding rage when someone claims Picard is superior to Kirk.
>>307
Has several websites dedicated to proving his point of view.
>>310 spends that money on the websites, rather than beer and bitches
>>311 Can't donate to those websites because he spent a fortune on his wormhole generator that hasn't even accomplished anything yet.
>>312 Successfully found the way how to contact with another interstellar civilization and was extremely rich due to his dark past.
>>313 thinks that would make an award winning comic book series
>>323 used a back button in a ghardcoreh browser that doesnft prompt you to resend forms.
>>331 Can have a serious debate about Dragonlance vs. Forgotten Realms
>>336 Has a hard time making friends because he tends to state the obvious.
>>337 drinks more Bawls than the average person drinks water.
>>338 Knows everything involving the Slayers rock band and anime.
>>341 Is on the chess team, with the AV and glee club, speaks JavaScript as fluently as he speaks Klingon, and does vector calculus just for fun.
>>342 likes to reference popular culture because he knows it makes him funny.
>>351 spends his days linking articles to Jimbo Wales on Wikipedia.
>>354 is an average person who, through great time and expense, found the IP of Jimbo Wales' home PC, and using 1337 h4xx0r 5k1llz, turned it into his own personal proxy which he uses to browse the internet, hoping for someone to recognize the IP and mistake him for Jimbo Wales.
>>355 is Jimbo Wales, scaling the internet high and low in hopes of exposing the luser using his IP as a proxy by flattering random bbs users
>>358
Is such a nerd I don't even have to point it out. Just look at his post.
>>359 sometimes wishes he didn't have to hide his intellect while talking to hot girls.
>>360 sometimes wishes he could hide his small penis while taking his pants off in front of hot girls.
>>361 will never get the chance to take his pants off in front of hot girls.
>>362 has taken his pants off in front of hot two dimensional girls.
>>364 takes off his shirt and hes ripped. ok so some fine bitch comes in and starts grinding harry. harry says dayum gurrel and hits that. well guess what the dime was actually voldemort. harry fucked voldemort and he liked it. thye do it again and get gay married
>>365 got all teary-eyed writing that story.
Actually, I got kind of teary-eyed reading it.
>>368 was been raped by his long lost sweet looking cousin who was also a fujoshi and a loner to which she can't handle her cousin's cuteness after she accidentally hit him while playing SD Gundam online. Both of then later falls in love and starts making love almost everyday due to nobody likes them and hides their act from their parents..
>>369 dreams of this every night and faps to it in the morning.
>>372 built and programmed a virtual panda to keep him company.
>>376 Is frustrated because his NGE pillow fell apart recently.
>>377 is feeling smug because his Moetan pillow recently arrived.
>>378 Just finished typing his credit card number into a website that sells 2 Ruri pillows for the price of 1.
>>383 secretly wants a hugpillow. Maybe then he wouldn't be so very very alone.
>>384 made avatars of all his friends in The Sims 2 and made them have sex with each other.
>>384 was the only friend who didn't complain; he asked for the data to use on his game.
>>386 wouldn't have fucked that up if he wasn't switching between DQN and hentai.
THE FUCK YOU SAY TO ME NERD?
>>391 does not want to be the thread-killer, and so I'm helping him to not be.
>>393 Cosplays as a Ghostbuster and yells "Don't cross the streams!" while peeing at a trough urinal.
>>394 Is working on a time machine just so he can see Akira the day it hit the theater.
>>395 attempted to transform his room into a small cinema using a few rickety old wooden chairs and both his friends, so he could pretend, if just for a few moments, that he was attending the Akira premiere.
>>396 rides around on his segway yelling "TETSUOOOOOOOOOOO" at old ladies.
>>397 Commissioned a motorcycle customizer to make a duplicate of the famous motorcycle in Akira. He had to sell the rarest comic book in his collection in order to afford it.