[Otaku] The previous poster is a [Nerd] (999)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5381 20:54

Typical nerd's sex life, >>0.

950 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6105 23:14

>>949 had to try really really hard not to type "formulæ".

951 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6107 01:52

>>950 memorized the entire unicode character set.

952 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6107 06:44

>>951 can eyeball mojibake and get the general gist of what it's supposed to say

953 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6107 14:29

>>952 reads mojibake by translating it to Esperanto then from there to English.

954 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6113 15:49

knows the name of every microprocessor from AY2149 to Z-80

955 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6114 06:45

>>954 turned off Javascript to keep megahurtz devoted to folding@home

956 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6114 21:09

>>955 is a Panda.

957 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6115 20:37

>>956 laughs hysterically when hearing "panda".

958 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6115 20:37

>>957 have gone bu~n IRL.

959 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6115 20:55

>>958 is devoting his life to creating an IRL Emergency Mittens button.

960 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6116 18:22

>>959 feels naked without his pocket calculator.

961 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6116 20:07

>>960 went for halloween last year as a TI-80

962 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6116 21:15

>>961 learnt the dance from the ED of HeartCatch Precure but only ever performs it to his pet rabbit, Gerald.

963 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6117 00:51

>>962 lives in mortal fear of GENOCIDE BY BOOMERANGS.

964 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6117 13:57

>>963 is GENOCIDE BY BOOMERANGS, and currently approaching >>962's position in his home made Pandamobile.

965 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6117 16:15

>>964 Is Slayer Moon, sworn to defeat the GENOCIDE BY BOOMERANGS with a magic wand.

966 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6117 18:31

>>965's bedroom is full of Sailor Moon figurines and hug pillows.

967 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6117 20:37

>>966's bedroom is full of Card Captor Sakura figurines, hug pillows, fan comics, OST cds, and blu-ray discs

968 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6117 23:42

>>967's bedroom is full of Evangelion memorabilia instead.

969 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6118 12:31

>>968 prefers to maintain ascetic purity in his obesession, and sneers at those who feel the need to prove theirs with merchandise.

970 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6118 13:04

>>969 Doesn't buy collectible anime stuff. He steals it from the movie studio.

971 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6118 19:33

>>970 steals it from >>969 instead.

972 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6119 12:20

>>971 was put in prison for stealing. He claims the time spent in prison is the way to prove how much he loves his favorite anime.

973 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6120 10:43

>>972 claims his hug pillows dropped the soap.

974 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6120 21:01

>>973 Is a chubby chaser otaku that has a Real Drive mattress for a hug pillow.

975 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6121 09:59

>>974 refused to wash his hug pillows until they paid their share of the rent.

976 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6121 10:06

>>975 washes his favorite hug pillow every day while talking to it as if it's a mentally handicapped 14 year old girl.

977 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6121 13:27

>>976 Had reverse eye surgery so he can shoot laser beams out of his eyes.

978 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6121 19:18

>>977 wishes he could afford the surgery, having to put his hands next to his eyes and make "pew-pew" noises instead.

979 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6126 14:44

>>978 creates messages that will self destruct

980 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6126 18:22

>>979 knows every wordfilters of this board.

981 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6126 18:23

>>980 created his own imageboard.

982 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6126 18:27

>>981 created his own imageboard, then banned everyone.

983 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6126 23:13

>>982 just lost the game.

984 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6127 00:57

>>983 lead to the destruction of 4chan

985 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6127 07:14

>>984 wears three wolfshirts in layers to triple his output of awesome.

986 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6127 18:44

>>985 owns a Guy Fawkes mask, but never wore it because he's a shut-in.

987 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6127 18:58

>>986 owns a Guy Fawkes mask too, but only wears it when he watches himself in the mirror while masturbating.

988 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6130 22:29

>>987 feels socially anxious about the approaching end of this thread.

989 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6131 02:42

>>988 often projects yet blames others for doing so.

990 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6131 15:53

>>989 Earned thousands of dollars by leveling up other player profiles.

991 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6131 21:31

>>990 is annoyed by the continued use of .rar and .zip in a time where .7z is available.

992 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6131 22:58

>991 wrote his own compression program

993 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6131 23:11

>>992 has posted many rants to Usenet about lossless compression.

994 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6132 00:20

>>993 dreams of having an asteroid named after him.

995 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6132 00:32

>>993 wrote a report in the eighth grade about the arc/zip controversy

996 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6132 02:35

>>995 reads reports as a hobby.

997 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6132 04:24

>>996

Is a loser and I don't like him.

998 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6132 04:27

>>997 is that meathead who beat me up and stole my lunch money in primary school

999 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6132 04:28

>>998 is such a nerd he replied to himself just to get the last post of the thread

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