>>849 clears his cache and browser history every few minutes in fear of someone finding out he visits futanari-boards.
>>850 makes his futanari fetish publicly known through custom t-shirts.
>>851 collects the rarest futanari manga in existence, and sometimes pays $2,000 for an extremely rare futanari manga.
>>852 was forced by his mommy to sell all his futanari doujins, even the extremely rare ones.
>>855 knows what "futanari" means, and you have to admit that's pretty nerdy.
>>857 tries to keep his powerlevel low by saying futanari is extreme.
>>858 Is a cross dresser that buys all his clothes at Lane Bryant
>>859 designed Lane Bryant's website in the early days of the Internet
>>862 Built the greatest climate research lab in his attic, and is now researching the impact of jocks on the environment
>>863 Built his own airplane from the ground up, using flight simulators.
>>864 went to the bank to cash a paycheck for $512. When the cashier asked him how he wanted it back, he said "four $128 bills please."
>>865
Cashed a check from Don Knuth... because he had a spare.
>>866 Built his own ghost busting machinery and fixed a haunted building, until he crossed the streams with his friend.
>>867 could have told him that he must never cross the streams.
>>870 Created 100 different websites that are all like a miniature Wikipedia that sound similar, except they cover a smaller range of topics.
>>871 successfully flew a Boeing 747 on the first try without any formal training because he played Top Gun so much that he landed the virtual Tomcat on the virtual aircraft carrier.
>>872 knows his business, because he is a terrorist. A terrorist nerd.
>>873 Doesn't wear a shirt without a pocket protector and at least 10 pens.
>>875 imagines that the different options on Internet polls are political parties and tries to figure out which coalition would scrape a plurality.
>>876 Uses hacks to vote thousands of times on one web poll, causing chaos for political analysts.
>>877 wants me to laugh at him for reviving an old thread just to come up with a nerdy remark,
>>879 is on a low-irony diet, because his form of autism causes him to take everything literally.
>>880 gets a tender feeling about caring officers when he reads 'two held by police after drug seizures'.
>>882 pretends he's cool, extroverted, and has a lot friends whenever he's around people, but actually most of those "parties" involve a private carrel at the library.
>>885 has a pictures of his 8-bit computer collection in his wallet which he refers to as his "children".
>>886 has thousands of pictures of a certain anime girl that he calls "Mai waifu."
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>>895 Built a starship that goes faster than ludicrous speed.
>>899 built a scale model of earwax out of scrap metal of the Yamato.
>>905 Carved his favorite anime characters into the side of a mountain, sort of like Mount Rushmore.
>>906 Carved his favorite anime characters into his mashed potatoes, sort of like Mount Rushmore, but had to stop when his mother told him to quit playing with his food.
>>907 is thirty-seven years old and still lives with his mother.
>>909 was highly disturbed when in spite of the high production values and prodigious use of CGI in the first Rebuild of Evangelion film the aeroplanes nevertheless did not move in a realistic manner when banking.
>>913 browses DQN so much he overloaded the server's bandwidth cap.
>>914 browses Slashdot so much he overloaded the server's bandwidth cap.
>>920 also has a webcam, thinks of using it for Chatroulette, but fears his social anxiety would make it awkward.
>>921 learned to program sooner he learned how to tie his shoes.
>>924 takes pictures of cosplayers, then goes home and carries on the proud tradition of journalism at Sankakucomplex by writing an article entitled "Sexy Otaku Convention Goddess Touhou Ecchi Cosplay Wardrobe Malfunction".
>>927 can't tie his shoes very well, so he just slips them on and off so he doesn't have to.
>>928 Built the automatic lacing shoes that were in Back To The Future.
>>930 bought a replica Back-To-The-Future DeLorean, but does not drive it because he it makes him stand out to much which aggravates his social anxiety. However, he does sit behind the wheel and say "Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads", over and over again.
>>937 spends an inordinate amount of time organizing his porn collection.
>>939 is creating a new *ix shell command interpreter, which he will name for his animoo waifu.
>>941 accuses people of being pandas outside of DQN, and wonders why people don't really talk to him.
>>943 has Asperger's Syndrome and is therefore incapable of comprehending or using irony.
>>944 Had his picture taken so that he would appear in the dictionary under "Asperger's"
>>946 Built so many starships and time machines, that he now builds teleportation machines.