[Otaku] The previous poster is a [Nerd] (999)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5381 20:54

Typical nerd's sex life, >>0.

750 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5823 17:04

>>749 links annoying people on IRC to random TV Tropes articles to get rid of them.

751 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5823 17:43

>>750 is so annoying he doesn't need to read any anymore.

752 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5823 20:24

>>751 was an avid player of a number of MUDs in the 90's and now spends his days ranting on various internet forums about how the MMO industry has given into "the carebears."

753 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5823 20:54

>>752 is Avasyu. Enough said.

754 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5823 23:03

>>753 Has an IV bag witha feeding tube so he doesn't have to stop typing in order to eat.

755 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5837 02:37

>>754 Makes his console purchase decisions based on what consoles get the newest Shutoko Battle game

756 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5845 03:49

>>755

Doesn't own any consoles except his Atari 2600, which he plays daily and avidly in his basement, refusing to play anything newer because it's "all glamorous graphics and no gameplay".

757 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5845 08:16

>>756 owns a gaming monitor, a gamer graphics card, a gamer mouse, a gamer keyboard, and gamer speakers, and eats gamer snacks, and yet still talked trash about the Killer NIC.

758 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5846 09:35

>>757 compulsively defends the Killer NIC on BBS.

759 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5846 09:57

>>758 goes to BBS to troll holy war threads

760 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5846 10:00

>>758 has been following the arguments for and against the Killer NIC for years, and updates his blog about who he thinks is currently winning daily.

761 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5846 13:21

>>760 feels ill when he doesn't get first comment on said blog.

762 Name: Lord Pentium!PG1mP76kIY : 1993-09-5846 22:46

>>761 once wrote an e-mail spam script to attack someone who disagreed with him on an obscure message board.

763 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5847 11:19

>>762 spent a year writing a blog in which he roleplayed as a minor character in a popular RPG.

764 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5847 13:59

>>763 read that blog.

765 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5848 02:43

>>764 Refreshed the page frantically every midnight on update days to comment "FIRST" to every post.

766 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5853 21:27

>>765 Created a script on that blog to prevent >>764 from making some stupid first post.

767 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5876 13:13

>>766 wishes he was a NEET.

768 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5876 17:32

>>767 Wishes to be Sakura.

769 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5876 17:45

>>768

Created a data base with profiles of every anime character to ever have the name Sakura in the entire history of anime.

770 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5877 01:45

>>769 has used >>768's database multiple times.

771 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5877 03:43

>>770 One-upped >>768 by creating a database with profiles of every anime character with a status above "silhouette in a crowd."

772 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5877 04:02

>>771

Masturbates to mecha schematics.

773 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5877 10:51

>>772's interests are so abstract that table legs arouse them.

774 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5878 00:43

>>773 Interests involve girls with flat chests and magic wands.

775 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5878 23:16

>>774 dedicated the better half of a lengthy essay entitled "Popular Portrayals of Modern Wizardry" to the phallic symbolism of magic wands.

776 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5878 23:50

>>775 used a magic wand as a dildo while listening to >>773

777 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5879 05:54

>>776 has erotic fantasies about anonymous posters on the internet

778 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5879 07:36

>>777 fears the Uninstall Wizard

779 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5879 09:19

>>778 writes terrible-quality erotic fanfic about Dumbledore.

780 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5879 12:17

>>779 read it.

781 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5879 16:02

>>780read it and gave constructive criticism to >>778

782 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5879 18:12

>>781 fapped to it, took a bow in front of the engraved photograph of Satoru Iwata, then proceeded to eat pie with mom

783 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5880 00:47

>>782 can actually tell Satoru Iwata apart from the rest of the chinks and dongs.

784 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5880 01:35

>>783 Can tell the difference between a empty computer disk and a full computer disk just by looking at it.

785 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5880 02:39

>>784 Can tell the contents of a computer disk just by looking at it.

786 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5880 10:44

>>785 Can tell which sectors the contents are located in by just looking at it.

787 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5880 10:55

The best >>786 can do is telling the content of a computer disk by writing "cat /dev/hda" on his bash shell and watching the data scroll quickly on the terminal, therefore he will never be as cool as >>785 and that makes him burn with envy.

788 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5880 18:36

>>787 Has his own moe-shrine.

789 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5880 19:24

>>788 visits that shrine monthly.

790 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5881 00:07

>>789 turns to pray towards the shrine five times daily

791 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5881 09:35

>>790 is a moe-slem

792 Name: ( ˃ ƒÖ˂) : 1993-09-5881 10:13

>>791 calls his home the moe-cca

793 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5881 18:44

>>792 escaped persecution in moe-dina

794 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5881 19:01

>>793 just met a lady named Dina-Moe Humm.

795 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5881 21:10

>>794 know what ℳℴℯ means

796 Name: ( ˃ w˂) : 1993-09-5881 22:54

>>795 Created Moe

797 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5881 23:33

>>796

Can recite the names of every Pokemon and its stats.

798 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5881 23:46

If every Pokemon >>797 has ever caught were laid end-to-end, they would circle the Earth seven times.

799 Name: ( ˃ ƒÖ˂) : 1993-09-5882 10:34

>>798 Knows the weight and radius of the earth

800 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5882 10:59

>>799 knows the wight and radius of >>798

801 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5883 08:14

>>800 Knows the latin name for ordinary household equipment so as to appear smarter and more refined but in reality is a blunt brute who is rather clumsy.

802 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5883 09:11

>>801 knows the Klingon name for ordinary household equipment so as to appear a blunt brute preoccupied with a nebulous concept of honor but in reality is smart and refined.

803 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5883 20:45

>>803 knows the Esperanto name for ordinary household equipment so as to appear smarter and more refined and preoccupied with fine cigars but in reality smokes blunts.

804 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5883 22:06

>>803 communicates in a stream of binary bits.

805 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5883 22:31

>>804 communicates in a Klingon/Binary creole

806 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5883 23:16

>>805 Communicates in sign language while wearing a Power Glove.

807 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5884 00:33

808 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5884 23:03

>>807 is by no means a nerd, not being highly intelligent or socially awkward or having obsessive hobbies, but she does dress in Geek Chic fashion and call herself a nerd because she's really an otherwise unappealing ditz that can't get attention from non-dork males.

809 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5884 23:36

>>808 is butthurt over untrue nerds.

810 Name: ( ˃ ◡˂) : 1993-09-5885 12:29

>>809 Obsessed over He-Man and the masters of the universe

811 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5885 12:39

>>810 masturbated to She-ra. Last night.

812 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5885 21:59

>>811 cosplays as She-ra at anime conventions, even though she is not an anime character, in hopes that it will cause people to masturbate.

>>811 is a man.

813 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5885 22:21

>>812 fulfilled the fantasies of >>811... several times

814 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5886 15:29

>>813 Cosplays as an extremely minor character so only the nerdiest of nerds will recognize him.

815 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5887 00:10

>>814

Cosplays himself and thinks it's deep and meaningful.

816 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5887 09:35

>>815 cosplays >>814 cosplaying himself and thinks it's deep and meaningful.

817 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5888 13:22

>>816 finds recursion jokes entertaining.

818 Name: ( * ƒŽ*) : 1993-09-5889 09:32

>>817 finds recursion jokes entertaining.

819 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5889 11:30

>>818 finds >>817's finding recursion jokes entertaining entertaining.

820 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5889 14:33

>>819 finds papers written about why >>818 finds recursion jokes entertaining entertaining.

821 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5889 17:49

>>820 Is in the Guinness Book Of World Records for the number of fake motivational posters created.

822 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5889 23:50

>>821 writes the papers that >>819 enjoys.

823 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5890 01:41

>>822 Created the Grand Unified Theory, but hasn't told anybody about it yet.

824 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5890 08:07

>>823 harasses Greg GUTfeld about it every night in hopes that he is >>822.

825 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5900 14:11

>>824 Lives in a tiny studio apartment, and has all the special gadgetry fount in a computer genius's mansion.

826 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5900 18:37

>>825 wishes to have sex with RMS.

827 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5901 16:38

>>826
Had sex with Stallman, hence the acronym. My CAPTCHA is flap.

828 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5902 19:04

>>827 believes his captcha will begin to life and have sex with him.

829 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5902 23:00

>>828 enjoys glamorizing an unrealistic image of male homosexuality through yaoi, mostly because precious few straight men have been interested in her.

830 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5903 01:09

>>829 is one of those tools who adamantly argues that there are girls on the Internet.

831 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5903 19:04

>>830 is one of those tools that gives free things to 'girls' in MMORPGs on the Internet.

832 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5905 00:46

>>831 pretends to be a girl in MMORPGs to get free things.

833 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5905 14:36

>>832 Is one of those "girls" that has more money and special items gained from posing as a "girl" than with completing missions and killing enemies.

834 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5917 06:30

>>833 wishes to be a girl not even in MMORPG's

835 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5917 14:57

>>834 wishes >>833 was a girl so that they could hook up.

836 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5917 15:48

>>835 actually IS a girl. A yaoi fangirl.

837 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5922 02:00

>>836 Is a retro-otaku that has a warehouse full of anime made between 1980 and 1997, and frequently makes snobby remarks toward younger people watching newer anime.

838 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5922 03:55

>>837's favorite video game is "Custer's Revenge".

839 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5922 16:03

>>838 learned machine language for the Motorola 6502 processor just so that he could write new games for his thirty-year-old Atari 2600 console.

840 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5922 23:45

>>839 Owns everything that uses a Motorola 6502, and also owns everything with a Zilog Z80.

841 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5926 01:22

>>840 Is currently in a parallel universe when the SEGA Master System/SEGA MKIII was much more popular than the NES/Famicom.

842 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5926 11:15

>>841 uses terms like "parallel universe" with the casual assumption that everyone else will be familiar with this and other terms from science fiction novels.

843 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5926 22:53

>>842 tries to insult other nerds to prop up his self-esteem.

844 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5927 00:05

>>843's terminal shyness causes him to mumble his insult while looking down at his enemy's shoes and then run off before finishing the awesome insult he'd spent all week preparing.

845 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5927 03:23

>>844 is incapable of speaking to people unless they are wearing clothes which suggest that they share an interest for graphic novels made in 1998

846 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5927 13:41

>>845 has a large collection of graphic novels from the 1980s and 1990s.

847 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5927 19:41

>>846 Violently corrects people who use the American dubbed title of certain Animes from the 1970s and 1980s

848 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5928 18:12

>>847 Is a Shutoko Otaku because he loves Shutoko Battle games.

849 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5928 18:39

When >>848 goes on Wikipedia, all the links are purple.

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