On the other hand, >>649 only has to spin intricate webs of intrigue between previous posters in this thread before he can orgasm.
( ・-・) bukkaku is such a better word though....
>>651 tries to derail threads. Also, "bukka-ku" literally translates as "moonlit night" lol
>>>>651 Dresses up like an anime doll and then INVADES POLAND
>>655 secretly takes upskirt photos of people dressing up like anime dolls and sells them to people
>>656 secretly buys upskirt photos of people dressing up like anime dolls and sells them to people
>>657 openly buys upskirt photos of people dressing up like anime dolls and sells them to people
>>658 Is a member of a club that trades upskirt pictures of people dressing like anime dolls.
>>659 is the founder and president of a club that trades upskirt pictures of people dressing like anime dolls.
>>660 is the founder member and largest financial contributor to a club that trades upskirt pictures of people dressing like anime dolls.
>>661 is the recruiter of a club that trades upskirt pictures of people dressing like anime dolls.
>>664 once looked up a Barbie doll's skirt. He immediately went blind.
>>666 nonchalantly ignored a 666get as he does not have time for such childish things
>>669 spends a lot of time on forums debating the difference between 'geek' and 'nerd'
>>674 could do this, or he could that, but instead stays at home by himself.
>>677 is the largest supplier of custom office lady suits to the West.
>>678 Got tired of seeing people play guitar hero, and proceded to invent "Eurobeat synthesizer hero" to try to change the minds of people. He simultaneously cosplays as the guy from Initial D that drives an old Toyota Corolla to experience a greater effect.
>>680's voice sounds different each time he speaks for want of enough speaking to establish a firm voice.
>>681
Joined his college's music club to realize his dream of living out Nodame Cantabile
>>684 actually managed to beat a South Korean professional Starcraft player... Twice. He then taunted the poor Korean using the Korean language, which he learned just for that purpose.
>>685 is depressed after reading this thread and realising that 76.4% of the comments made also apply to him.
>>686 actually counted up the comments that applied to him and worked out the exact percentage
>>689 wrote an angry letter to Enix for not re-releasing Justbreed for a current videogame console or portable.
>>695 read ever single post in this thread and has yet to find someone who is more nerdy than himself.
>>696 ranked every post by nerdiness, and his post still ended up being the nerdiest.
>>700 was so excited about making a post ending in two zeroes that he called all of his friends to tell them. That is, he would have if he had any friends.
>>701 is such a nerd that he doesn't even have friends on teh internetz
>>702 is such a nerd he is unable to tell fantasy from reality and often does dangerous, reckless things with the thought of "If anything bad happens I'll just reset the game and start over from my last save point"
>>703 keeps backup saves in RPGs so he can play the last twenty hours over again in case he made a mistake
>>704 referred to moving back in with his mom after he lost his job as "reverting to an earlier save."
>>705 refers to his living space in mom's basement as "the ancient and unholy temple of the ancient sith lords"
>>706 believes that it is indeed possible to restart real life from the last save point and try again, but he would never do it, and he looks down on anyone who would ever even consider it, derisively calling them "save scummers".
What did you do to that dead body?
Death is the only answer.
>>708
is such a nerd that he can't keep his DQN threads separate.
>>709 is such a nerd that he's seriously debated about Meta Knight's banning in Brawl.
>>710 had serious qualms about the way Meta Knight was depicted in Hoshi no Kirby and wrote many letters to the producer complaining about it.
>>711 went to japan hoping to get a japanese girlfriend, but ended up with a body pillow.
>712 went to Japan hoping to get a body pillow but ended up with a bag full of doujinshi.
>>713 went to Japan hoping for a bag full of doujinshi but ended up forgetting how to properly reference posts at a critical moment.
>>714 remembered how to properly reference posts at a critical moment but ended up with a Japanese girlfriend. She left him after mere hours due to his extreme nerdiness.
>>715 is exactly the right amount of nerd to get a Japanese girlfriend who won't leave him.
An infinite crowd of mathematicians enters a bar.
The first one orders a pint, the second one a half pint, the third one a quarter pint...
"I understand", says the bartender - and pours two pints.
>>720 broke the chain of posts, indicating that he has stopped having denial about his nerdiness.
>>721 Looks through all of his local newspapers in order to spell check it himself.
>>725 understands the concept of time paradox and how it is most easily invoked via space travel
>>728 Bought an RV just so he could travel from one nerdy convention to another year round.
>>732 Knows every statistic about each car in Initial D, but can't change the oil in his own car, because no Volvo was ever in Initial D
>733 won in World of Warcraft and several other MMO games.
>>734 always posts in green text when his post number is the same as any year in which a Frisian king died.
>>735 practices Old Frisian in the mirror every day and has invented a constructed language based on what English would be like today if Old English and Old Frisian switched places.
>>736 ist so ein Nerd, dass er sich wahrscheinlich in der Lage zu schließen, was er hier gesagt, das ist, was ich vorstellen, wäre die Sprache, wir wissen, ob Altenglisch wurde mit alten friesischen.
>>737 is fluent in English, Japanese, Klingon, the language of the Orcs of Lord of the Rings, the language of the Elves of Warcraft, and the language of the Dwarves of Dwarf Fortress.
>>740 locks himself in his room for weeks just to program all the time.
>>741 uses a bedpan so he doesn't have to leave his computer. Then he pays a nurse to empty it.
>>743 no longer goes to Mensa meeting because the people there are "stupid and don't understand me"
>>745 documented every known piece of AA on his own AAWiki, to which nobody else but spambots contribute.
>>746 built said spambots in order to take down the wiki of >>745 in which >>746 was a former partner. After the falling out, on whether it should include ASCII art or not, >>746 made his own wiki and started the war. >>745 is largely unaware of these attacks and thinks the spambots are real people as >>746's markov chain based botcomments are quite convincing. In the end though, the apparently inflated userbase of >>745's wiki will win over more legit users, including >>744 who declares the wiki 'AAwesome'. >>746 later is found to have hanged himself.