>>551 laments the days when cultured gentlemen garnered respect in their community, and has attempted to establish central meeting places based on several enlightenment style philosophical unions. So far he has only mildly succeeded with "Peaceful Positivists" and "Sapere Aude Kantian Kommons", but considers just moving to Cambridge.
>>553 Has the periodic table of elements printed on his underwear, his bedsheets, and his wallpaper. However, he doesn't need it printed it anywhere, he memorized all of it.
>>556 is incapable of being a father because he spends his days locked in a closet, listening to internet jazz and playing touhou. No girls know he exists. Very depressing.
>>557 shot a wad of semen into a time portal, which impregnated some woman, and then she gave birth to a cruel totalitarian leader that ruined the era, and then created a time paradox.
>>558 predicted when and where said time portal would open up, and had his daughter stand in the exact spot, such that her vagina would receive the rogue semen. The experiment was a success.
>>560 tried to build his own Fortress of Solitude, only to fail because of lack of funds.
>>561 Built a custom computer with a combined espresso maker for all night LAN parties.
>>563 Can't afford a DeLorean for his time machine prototype, and has to settle for an IROC Camaro.
>>566 Can't afford a whipping from that one chick in the classified ads. He spent so much money buying a collector's edition box set of Highlander blu ray discs, that he had 3 cents left in his bank account.
>>570's warp drive warped through time during test. As a result it crushed three drunk men to death in some small village in siberia in 2015.
>>571 once attempted to sue CERN for potential damages caused by rogue bosons traveling through time.
>>572 once attempted to sue CERN for stealing one of his warp drive experiments.
>>573 Created an H-game that uses the WII controller for special purposes.
>>579 pastes "( ˃ ˂)" into the name field every time he posts on DQN just so that he can say he's one of the few people who DOESN'T post without a name, without the stigmas of name and tripcode usage.
>>580 sees no higher code of honor than that of anonymous BBSes.
>>581 thinks anonymous BBSes are stupid and that Usenet is still the best place to stop for REAL discussion.
>>584 visits technology-related Usenet groups on a regular basis.
>>586 has been exchanging sweet nothings with his Usenet sweetheart for going on 20 years now. Maybe one day they'll meet, and his life will be complete.
>>587 downloaded vocaloid because he will never get a real girl to sing for him.
>>588 remembers when he was young, dumb, and horny, staying up late nights to feed input to his sweet vocaloid. Now he's an adult, mature, and holding a steady job. He recently saved up enough cash to buy a Real Doll.
>>592 pretends he's never posted on 4chan /b/ for fear of being mocked by his dokyun "friends"
>>595 would usually have said "ITT we miss the point" but feels less than his usual enthusiasm for TLAs today.
>>597 didn't want to ask what TLAs are for geuine fear of being flamed
Thinks checking "do not filter my search results" constitutes a bold and edgy lifestyle.
>>602 is disappointed not only that he missed out on the 600GET for himself, but that it was GOT by a bad post too.
>>605 is taking Ebonics lessons for the purpose of expanding his social horizons.
>>606 is taking Japanese lessons for the purpose of understanding what the heck is going on in the Touhou games without English patches.
>>607 never had any problem understanding Touhou because he's known japanese since when he was making vhs fansubs in the 90s.
>>610 is a BSD toaster beta tester. His favorite part is where he gets to set the heating plates in such a way that they draw smiley faces on his toast.
>>614 looks down on those who do not hide their particularly acute computer skills.
>>616 has nine body pillows and seven of them are Ayanami Rei.
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>>618 looked up body pillows on ebay after reading this thread
>>621 actually liked "Thus Spoke Zarathustra", instead of reading about half of it and putting it on their MySpace 'favorite books' like any good normie.
>>625 Owns a Toyota Prius, just so he can tell everybody exactly how gasoline-electric hybrid systems work.
>>626, after watching Iron Man, spent many sleepless nights wondering if he really could build an arc reactor to run his Prius on.
>>631 thinks there are more than 3 posters here at 4-channel.
>>632
Made an entire party of robots in SaGa 2. Hope you like having no money.
>>633 Would have won the Nobel Peace Prize for that thing he invented in his garaged, if only the Nobel Peace Prizes actually went to science, not hippies.
>>634 get antsy if he goes too long without looking at a shell
>>637 hypothesised and tested if ants look like snowmen when you pull their legs off
>>639 developed an elaborate scheme to use carefully applied ant pheromones to take over the world with a mighty ant army, but got distracted by a GameMaker remake of some Zelda game before implementing it.
Shame; it would have worked.
>>641 once made a request of Blaque by XCB.