>>449 was the person known for doing all of his maths calculations with a Curta™ math grenade in high school.
>>450 keeps up a regular correspondence with his favorite seiyu, even though their responses are all variations of "Please leave me alone."
>>451
Knows every single Japanese variation of ''Please leave me alone'' due to his online stalking of Japanese schoolboys.
>>457 is gonna take you back to the past / to play some shitty games that suck ass.
>>458 would rather have a buffalo take a diarrhea dump in his ear than play any more horrible video games.
>>462 knows the scripts of every Final Fantasy game yet released by heart, including the Tactics spinoffs.
Ate the rotten asshole of a roadkill skunk and downed it with beer in order to avoid playing certain videogames.
>>466 knows every single DQN song by heart(including Tite) as well as the url to the song thread it was created in.
>>467 rallied his local church to sing "Jesus phase" as the opening hymn each Sunday. Not surprisingly, his proposal was accepted on the spot.
>>468 has more knowledge about otaku culture-related media than his PC which has a 4TB RAID 0 in disk space and can easily replicate the data manually bit-by-bit in case of a disk failure.
>>469 Also has a 4TB RAID system, it is dedicated to nothing but chicks with dicks.
>>470 is in the Guinness Book of World Records for having the world's largest porn collection and was voted "least likely to get laid" by his high school class.
>>471 has memorized all the records in the Guinness Book of World Records for the past five years.
>>472 has been attempting to enter the Guinness Book of World Records for the past five years. They refuse to admit an entry for "Longest a man wearing a schoolgirl outfit has been in public".
>>473
Started a petition to allow a "Longest a man wearing a schoolgirl outfit has been in public" entry into the Guinness Book of World Records.
>>476's complecion resembles a pepperoni pizza with paper-white cheese.
>>477 proves theorems which were already proven all night long. Get a life already, bicycle-reinventor!
>>478 submits new ways of proving theorems to all the major academic journals, no matter how obscure or unintelligible they are. His most notable submission was "Representations of non-Abelian Lie groups in N-dimensional pepperoni space".
>>479 draws geometric shapes on his plate using pizza grease.
>>481 watches abstract pizza delivery porn where the people are chess pieces and the toppings are cheese, go pieces, and shogi pieces.
>>483 wrote a program that spells dirty words on a chess board with game pieces using the optimally least amount of moves.
>>484 Had to throw away several keyboards because they became stuck together with pizza fat and jizz.
>>487 has memorised all nine Primer timelines and the pertinent information regarding their points of intersection.
>>488
Has created over 100 theoretical Legend of Zelda timelines.
>>490 wrote a program that writes all his college term papers in optimally eloquent Star Wars text.
>>491 plays DND with double cheese pepperoni pizza as a grand prize.
>>492 also plays DND with double cheese pepperoni pizza as a grand prize, but demands that the participants call it "Orcish cheese war-bread" instead of pizza.
>>493 Can't play DND because of ADD. He simply watches anime that make most people say WTF.
>>494 Can't play DND because he's too busy investigating Loop Quantum Gravity.
>>495 has figured out loop quantum gravity and is now engaged in refining M-theory to a single, scientifically respectable theory.
>>499 writes his exams in both English and Elvish, just in case.
>>502 is the only one who speaks lojban. This is why he has no friends left.
>>503 is developing a hybrid of lojban and Japanese so that he will be understood by absolutely no one.
>>506 has developed an acute form of delusional schizophrenia from pretending his everyday life is as mysterious as Sherlock Holmes'.
>>510 lacks the masculine qualities of facial hair and muscular structure.
512GET
>>512
Specifically got the 512GET because the first computer that he ever bought came with 512MBs of RAM, and it brought back happy memories.
beg your husband to fuck you but he preffers play videogames or study science.
SYN, SYN+ACK, ACK. >>517 Always initiates conversation with his friends using the three-way-handshake.
>>519 leaves DQN only to run to his local convenience store and demand udon before, at the confusion of the cashier, settling for cup noodles.
>>523 can still diagnose connection problems simply by listening to the dial-up noise.
>>526 has hosted three successful dial-up BBSes over the last 20 years, as well as four failed ones. He is currently preparing to launch his eighth BBS.
>>527
Knows this as he is a BBS enthusiast and hosts and regularly updates an internet database of dial-up BBSes.
>>528 was interviewed and appears in Jason Scott's BBS Documentary.
>>531 has never heard of NetHack because he is a REAL PROGRAMMER and mere computer games are no challenge for a REAL PROGRAMMER.
>>533 believes Tuomo Valkonen is a god among men and can do no wrong.
>>535 finds Nethack boring and would rather play a better nerdy game, which isn't really saying anything.
>>536 posts in all lower case and without punctuation because his native language is Python.
>>537 was rehabilitated for using such a degree of abbreviation that often times he would only type using one side of the keyboard, because he programmed assembly code.
>>538 Knew about All Your Base long before it spread across the internet.
>>540 considered posting that in Tengwar before he remembered that not all browsers support Elvish runes like his does.
>>541 is a skilled assassin in Unreal Tournament games, but is the first to lose in paintball.