[Otaku] The previous poster is a [Nerd] (999)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5381 20:54

Typical nerd's sex life, >>0.

450 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5530 05:17

>>449 was the person known for doing all of his maths calculations with a Curta™ math grenade in high school.

451 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5530 06:03

>>450 keeps up a regular correspondence with his favorite seiyu, even though their responses are all variations of "Please leave me alone."

452 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5531 19:07

>>451
Knows every single Japanese variation of ''Please leave me alone'' due to his online stalking of Japanese schoolboys.

453 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5531 21:59

>>452 pretended to be a Japanese schoolboy at one point. When encountered by >>451, he replied "I would like to make a bukkake with you", but was promptly ignored because >>451 is not like that.

454 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5532 09:12

>>453 makes vinyl models out of DQN captchas

455 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5532 11:16

>>454 makes resin ones.

456 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5532 15:44

>>455 sells both resin and vinyl ones

457 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5532 15:47

>>456
Purchases said vinyl and resin models.

458 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5532 16:13

>>457 is gonna take you back to the past / to play some shitty games that suck ass.

459 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5532 18:19

>>458 would rather have a buffalo take a diarrhea dump in his ear than play any more horrible video games.

460 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5532 18:51

>>459 plays visual novels.

461 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5533 13:28

>>460 knows the kingdoms hearts OP theme by heart.

462 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5533 17:44

>>461 Knows the entire Kingdom Hearts script by heart

463 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5533 21:08

>>462 knows the scripts of every Final Fantasy game yet released by heart, including the Tactics spinoffs.

464 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5533 21:13

Ate the rotten asshole of a roadkill skunk and downed it with beer in order to avoid playing certain videogames.

465 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5533 21:29

>>464 thought it would be hilarious to cast a cloaking spell on >>463, because he is a humongous RPG nerd.

466 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5533 21:50

>>465 wishes he was Kona-chan's computer

467 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5533 22:37

>>466 knows every single DQN song by heart(including Tite) as well as the url to the song thread it was created in.

468 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5533 23:36

>>467 rallied his local church to sing "Jesus phase" as the opening hymn each Sunday. Not surprisingly, his proposal was accepted on the spot.

469 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5539 09:30

>>468 has more knowledge about otaku culture-related media than his PC which has a 4TB RAID 0 in disk space and can easily replicate the data manually bit-by-bit in case of a disk failure.

470 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5539 11:56

>>469 Also has a 4TB RAID system, it is dedicated to nothing but chicks with dicks.

471 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5540 16:00

>>470 is in the Guinness Book of World Records for having the world's largest porn collection and was voted "least likely to get laid" by his high school class.

472 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5543 01:10

>>471 has memorized all the records in the Guinness Book of World Records for the past five years.

473 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5543 01:22

>>472 has been attempting to enter the Guinness Book of World Records for the past five years. They refuse to admit an entry for "Longest a man wearing a schoolgirl outfit has been in public".

474 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5543 02:40

>>473
Started a petition to allow a "Longest a man wearing a schoolgirl outfit has been in public" entry into the Guinness Book of World Records.

475 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5544 13:52

>>474 Prefers to be the longest cock ever stuck inside a girl's sailor suit, which is one millimeter longer than >>473's.

476 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5544 16:44

>>475's complexion resembles Arm & Hammer toothpaste

477 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5544 17:36

>>476's complecion resembles a pepperoni pizza with paper-white cheese.

478 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5544 20:12

>>477 proves theorems which were already proven all night long. Get a life already, bicycle-reinventor!

479 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5544 22:06

>>478 submits new ways of proving theorems to all the major academic journals, no matter how obscure or unintelligible they are. His most notable submission was "Representations of non-Abelian Lie groups in N-dimensional pepperoni space".

480 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5545 08:13

>>479 draws geometric shapes on his plate using pizza grease.

481 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5545 10:47

>>480 cuts them. With his penis.

482 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5545 16:01

>>481 watches abstract pizza delivery porn where the people are chess pieces and the toppings are cheese, go pieces, and shogi pieces.

483 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5546 02:43

>>482 directed said porn

484 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5546 05:35

>>483 wrote a program that spells dirty words on a chess board with game pieces using the optimally least amount of moves.

485 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5547 00:35

>>484 Had to throw away several keyboards because they became stuck together with pizza fat and jizz.

486 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5547 15:48

>>485 Thought "Primer" was a pretty cool movie.

487 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5547 20:10

>>486 is a nerd.

488 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5547 21:14

>>487 has memorised all nine Primer timelines and the pertinent information regarding their points of intersection.

489 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5547 22:05

>>488
Has created over 100 theoretical Legend of Zelda timelines.

490 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5548 00:20

>>489 Writes his college term papers using Star Wars text.

491 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5548 03:56

>>490 wrote a program that writes all his college term papers in optimally eloquent Star Wars text.

492 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5548 05:36

>>491 plays DND with double cheese pepperoni pizza as a grand prize.

493 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5548 06:23

>>492 also plays DND with double cheese pepperoni pizza as a grand prize, but demands that the participants call it "Orcish cheese war-bread" instead of pizza.

494 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5550 23:50

>>493 Can't play DND because of ADD. He simply watches anime that make most people say WTF.

495 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5550 23:53

>>494 Can't play DND because he's too busy investigating Loop Quantum Gravity.

496 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5551 16:57

>>495 has figured out loop quantum gravity and is now engaged in refining M-theory to a single, scientifically respectable theory.

497 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5552 06:15

>>496 understands what he just typed.

498 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5552 16:58

>>497 is too busy re-playing the entire Legend of Zelda series to look up what >>496 posted.

499 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5552 22:53

>>498 has stretch marks, because he got fat fast.

500 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5553 02:04

>>499 writes his exams in both English and Elvish, just in case.

501 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5553 04:11

>>500 Only writes in Elvish.

502 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5553 04:25

>>501 only talks to his friends who only talk in Elvish.

503 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5553 08:33

>>502 is the only one who speaks lojban. This is why he has no friends left.

504 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5553 16:27

>>503 is developing a hybrid of lojban and Japanese so that he will be understood by absolutely no one.

505 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5553 22:42

>>501 Failed to realise that >>500 didn't write in Elvish because he was too busy fapping to a picture of Princess Leia in her slave outfit.

>>502, >>503, >>504 because they all failed to see >>501 fail since they were playing WoW at the same time they post on DOKYUN.

506 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5554 09:15

>>505 read too much stories about Sherlock Holmes.

507 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5554 14:32

>>506 has developed an acute form of delusional schizophrenia from pretending his everyday life is as mysterious as Sherlock Holmes'.

508 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5554 20:10

>>507 has posted in this thread at least 76 times.

509 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5554 23:18

>>508 is #77.

510 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5556 22:25

>>509 plays starcraft better than most of korean.

511 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5557 23:36

>>510 lacks the masculine qualities of facial hair and muscular structure.

512 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5557 23:37

512GET

513 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5558 01:06

>>512
Specifically got the 512GET because the first computer that he ever bought came with 512MBs of RAM, and it brought back happy memories.

514 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5558 04:04

>>513 remembers when 64k was enough for him.

515 Name: -_- : 1993-09-5558 04:43

beg your husband to fuck you but he preffers play videogames or study science.

516 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5558 05:24

>>515 knows >>514 so well that >>516 feels a covalent nerd bond between himself and >>514.

517 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5558 06:28

>>516 and >>515 attempted to make a triple nerd handshake with >>511 (who is clearly not a nerd). But he punched them in their faces!

518 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5558 13:02

SYN, SYN+ACK, ACK. >>517 Always initiates conversation with his friends using the three-way-handshake.

519 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5558 16:56

>>518 leaves DDR machine only to take a quick rest.

520 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5558 17:07

>>519 leaves DQN only to run to his local convenience store and demand udon before, at the confusion of the cashier, settling for cup noodles.

521 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5558 17:29

>>520 changed his middle name to ctrl+alt+del

522 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5558 18:23

>>521 changed his last name to Sir Cast-a-Lot.

523 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5558 23:07

>>522 misses the dial-up noise from before broadband.

524 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5558 23:27

>>523 can still diagnose connection problems simply by listening to the dial-up noise.

525 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5559 00:27

>>524 can whistle a perfect 2600Hz tone on demand

526 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5559 06:21

>>525 hosts a dial-up BBS. Though, itLs getting too lonely there...

527 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5561 00:55

>>526 has hosted three successful dial-up BBSes over the last 20 years, as well as four failed ones. He is currently preparing to launch his eighth BBS.

528 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5561 01:37

>>527
Knows this as he is a BBS enthusiast and hosts and regularly updates an internet database of dial-up BBSes.

529 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5561 01:45

>>528 was interviewed and appears in Jason Scott's BBS Documentary.

530 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5561 07:48

>>529 beats NetHack in 20 minutes

531 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5561 14:08

>>530
What's NetHack, you NERD?

532 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5561 16:13

>>531 has never heard of NetHack because he is a REAL PROGRAMMER and mere computer games are no challenge for a REAL PROGRAMMER.

533 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5561 16:44

>>532 Programmed Nethack

534 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5561 18:21

>>533 believes Tuomo Valkonen is a god among men and can do no wrong.

535 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5561 18:46

>>535 finds Nethack boring and would rather play a better nerdy game, which isn't really saying anything.

536 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5561 19:49

>>535 plays dwarf fortress

537 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5561 19:56

>>536 posts in all lower case and without punctuation because his native language is Python.

538 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5562 00:09

>>537 was rehabilitated for using such a degree of abbreviation that often times he would only type using one side of the keyboard, because he programmed assembly code.

539 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5562 00:35

>>538 Knew about All Your Base long before it spread across the internet.

540 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5562 02:38

>>539 likes to shove Linguica up BeAy's and Mordeth's ass.

541 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5562 03:04

>>540 considered posting that in Tengwar before he remembered that not all browsers support Elvish runes like his does.

542 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5570 20:47

>>541 is a skilled assassin in Unreal Tournament games, but is the first to lose in paintball.

543 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5570 22:02

>>542 spends day by day in attempts to invent a warp technology.

544 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5571 01:23

>>543 beat >>542 to it.

545 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5571 07:22

>>544 was the only person wearing starfleet uniform during graduation party.

546 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5571 13:54

>>545 recognized that uniform.

547 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5571 14:35

>>546 is better than the school system.

548 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5572 00:39

>>547 designed the school system

549 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5574 11:40

>>548 is a faggot.

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