>>351 spends his days linking articles to Jimbo Wales on Wikipedia.
>>354 is an average person who, through great time and expense, found the IP of Jimbo Wales' home PC, and using 1337 h4xx0r 5k1llz, turned it into his own personal proxy which he uses to browse the internet, hoping for someone to recognize the IP and mistake him for Jimbo Wales.
>>355 is Jimbo Wales, scaling the internet high and low in hopes of exposing the luser using his IP as a proxy by flattering random bbs users
>>358
Is such a nerd I don't even have to point it out. Just look at his post.
>>359 sometimes wishes he didn't have to hide his intellect while talking to hot girls.
>>360 sometimes wishes he could hide his small penis while taking his pants off in front of hot girls.
>>361 will never get the chance to take his pants off in front of hot girls.
>>362 has taken his pants off in front of hot two dimensional girls.
>>364 takes off his shirt and hes ripped. ok so some fine bitch comes in and starts grinding harry. harry says dayum gurrel and hits that. well guess what the dime was actually voldemort. harry fucked voldemort and he liked it. thye do it again and get gay married
>>365 got all teary-eyed writing that story.
Actually, I got kind of teary-eyed reading it.
>>368 was been raped by his long lost sweet looking cousin who was also a fujoshi and a loner to which she can't handle her cousin's cuteness after she accidentally hit him while playing SD Gundam online. Both of then later falls in love and starts making love almost everyday due to nobody likes them and hides their act from their parents..
>>369 dreams of this every night and faps to it in the morning.
>>372 built and programmed a virtual panda to keep him company.
>>376 Is frustrated because his NGE pillow fell apart recently.
>>377 is feeling smug because his Moetan pillow recently arrived.
>>378 Just finished typing his credit card number into a website that sells 2 Ruri pillows for the price of 1.
>>383 secretly wants a hugpillow. Maybe then he wouldn't be so very very alone.
>>384 made avatars of all his friends in The Sims 2 and made them have sex with each other.
>>384 was the only friend who didn't complain; he asked for the data to use on his game.
>>386 wouldn't have fucked that up if he wasn't switching between DQN and hentai.
THE FUCK YOU SAY TO ME NERD?
>>391 does not want to be the thread-killer, and so I'm helping him to not be.
>>393 Cosplays as a Ghostbuster and yells "Don't cross the streams!" while peeing at a trough urinal.
>>394 Is working on a time machine just so he can see Akira the day it hit the theater.
>>395 attempted to transform his room into a small cinema using a few rickety old wooden chairs and both his friends, so he could pretend, if just for a few moments, that he was attending the Akira premiere.
>>396 rides around on his segway yelling "TETSUOOOOOOOOOOO" at old ladies.
>>397 Commissioned a motorcycle customizer to make a duplicate of the famous motorcycle in Akira. He had to sell the rarest comic book in his collection in order to afford it.
>>398 frequently induces headaches upon himself in hopes of developing telekinetic powers. Unfortunately this only has the effect that his head hurts a lot and attains extremely hard erections.
>>404
Is such a noob that he didn't make a joke about his post being 404.
>>405 is such a nerd he noticed 404 is the same as an HTTP error code.
>>407 Writes his own custom HTML error pages featuring an anime character shaking her head.
>>409 didn't make a joke about formula 409 so therefore he is a n0ob.
>>411 sometimes fantasizes about being ravaged by feisty polymer chains.
>>413 Doesn't use a parachute to skydive. He uses the greatest Gatchaman cosplay ever.
>>416 The trekkie who has never been defeated in a "Spock is superior to Kirk" argument finished in a draw with the trekkie that never was defeated in a "Kirk is superior to Spock" argument.
They then put aside their differences in order to prove that Star Trek is superior to Star Wars.
>>420 has had wistful dreams about being a Babylon 5 character, only to wake up and feel horribly, horribly alone.
>>423 is collaborating with Clonepa #46 to turn his post into a visual novel.
>>428 secretly wishes he was a mahou shoujo like Sailor Moon, so he could dress up in cute costumes with ribbons on them.
>>430 tries to find all the connections between Tsubasa and Cardcaptor Sakura.
>>431 is a connection between Tsubasa and Cardcaptor Sakura, seeing as how he's intently watched and read everything ever released by CLAMP.
>>432 Went to an eye surgeon to have his eyes appear more anime-like. The surgeon misunderstood, and proceeded to use lasik and get rid of those nerdy glasses.
>>434 wrote a search algorithm rivaling that of Google which scours the internet looking for and cataloging anime references in forum posts made by people who are most likely girls. He has not acted on this information yet.
>>435 Owns the soundtrack CD to every hit videogame that had one, plus several soundtrack CDs from umpopular videogames. For videogames that never had a soundtrack CD he made a file format converter, burned the converted files to a disc, and then printed a disc label that looks like the real thing.
>>438 makes ample usage of double-quoting to save himself from using his squeaky, terribly high-pitched voice.
>>439 Is a guy that speaks Japanese in a terribly squeaky high-pitched voice, because he learned it from bishoujo anime and Dance Dance Revolution songs.
>>441 was kind enough to make >>440's Panda costume for free, because he learned the fine art of clothes making, and has a full time job making really fine complex costumes, selling for thousands of dollars each. Too bad >>441 Could have been making more money if he know how to make fancy wedding dresses.
>>442 has memorized the name and role of every named character in the Legend of Zelda series, and most of the roles of the unnamed ones
>>443 Learned how to shape metal, only to make copies of famous swords. Now he is combining that with other sciences so that he can stab someone from across the room, the way Link does when he has a full set of hearts.
>>444 learned how to shape metal, only to make copies of mahou shoujo staffs.
>>446 spends his days on the internet pushing people to talk about mahou curtian shooters to the exclusion of all else
>>447 got bored learning insignificant anime statistics, and instead went to learn about every Japanese movie that resembles Godzilla in some way.
>>448 attempted to enact a law which would banish all American Godzilla films in virtue of their "culturally insensitive material". Much to his dismay, this only served to bring more attention to Godzilla's foreign legacy. He is now unable to feel smugly superior while enjoying "Godzilla eats sushi and only slightly enjoys his meal" (1969).