[Otaku] The previous poster is a [Nerd] (999)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5381 20:54

Typical nerd's sex life, >>0.

350 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5474 19:23

>>349 obsessively collects Jimbo Wales' fallen hair

351 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5474 19:34

>>350 has his own wikia dedicated to Jimbo Wales fetishism.

352 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5475 01:31

>>351 spends his days linking articles to Jimbo Wales on Wikipedia.

353 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5475 02:05

>>352 cosplays as Jimbo Wales.

354 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5475 02:07

>>352 is Jimbo Wales using a sockpuppet.

355 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5475 02:20

>>354 is an average person who, through great time and expense, found the IP of Jimbo Wales' home PC, and using 1337 h4xx0r 5k1llz, turned it into his own personal proxy which he uses to browse the internet, hoping for someone to recognize the IP and mistake him for Jimbo Wales.

356 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5475 07:39

>>355 is Jimbo Wales, scaling the internet high and low in hopes of exposing the luser using his IP as a proxy by flattering random bbs users

357 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5475 10:16

>>356 is such a nerd.

358 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5475 13:09

>>357 is the potentiometer calling the toggle black.

359 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5475 14:23

>>358
Is such a nerd I don't even have to point it out. Just look at his post.

360 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5475 23:58

>>359 sometimes wishes he didn't have to hide his intellect while talking to hot girls.

361 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5476 02:56

>>360 sometimes wishes he could hide his small penis while taking his pants off in front of hot girls.

362 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5476 03:17

>>361 will never get the chance to take his pants off in front of hot girls.

363 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5476 06:17

>>362 has taken his pants off in front of hot two dimensional girls.

364 Name: ( ˃ ƒŽ˂) : 1993-09-5476 06:27

>>363 has taken pants off of hot two dimensional girls.

365 Name: ( ˃ ƒŽ˂) : 1993-09-5476 06:36

>>364 takes off his shirt and hes ripped. ok so some fine bitch comes in and starts grinding harry. harry says dayum gurrel and hits that. well guess what the dime was actually voldemort. harry fucked voldemort and he liked it. thye do it again and get gay married

366 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5476 08:43

>>365 got all teary-eyed writing that story.

Actually, I got kind of teary-eyed reading it.

367 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5476 09:21

>>366 got kind of teary-eyed reading it.

368 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5476 11:12

>>367 used the tears from >>366's post to lube his dick while he masturbates to two dimensional women

369 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5476 12:17

>>368 was been raped by his long lost sweet looking cousin who was also a fujoshi and a loner to which she can't handle her cousin's cuteness after she accidentally hit him while playing SD Gundam online. Both of then later falls in love and starts making love almost everyday due to nobody likes them and hides their act from their parents..

370 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5476 15:43

>>369 dreams of this every night and faps to it in the morning.

371 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5478 14:22

>>370 wishes he could assist

372 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5478 16:29

>>371 is a Panda.

373 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5478 19:53

>>372 built and programmed a virtual panda to keep him company.

374 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5478 19:56

>>373 bought the plans and built himself one too

375 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5479 02:26

>>374 was the middle man and operator of pandaparts.com

376 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5479 13:07

Everyone in the thread didn't noticed how >>256 got away. >>376 will not make the same mistake with >>375 .

377 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5497 00:43

>>376 Is frustrated because his NGE pillow fell apart recently.

378 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5497 20:58

>>377 is feeling smug because his Moetan pillow recently arrived.

379 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5497 22:39

>>378 Just finished typing his credit card number into a website that sells 2 Ruri pillows for the price of 1.

380 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5497 22:44

>>379 has a whole warehouse of pillows.

381 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5498 18:38

>>380 has a whole warehouse of pillows empty for xmas

382 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5499 17:25

>>381 is anxiously awaiting being gifted a Ruri pillow.

383 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5500 00:31

>>382 is sick of all of this pillow talk.

384 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5500 18:33

>>383 secretly wants a hugpillow. Maybe then he wouldn't be so very very alone.

385 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5501 21:54

>>384 made avatars of all his friends in The Sims 2 and made them have sex with each other.

386 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5502 01:50

>>384 was the only friend who didn't complain; he asked for the data to use on his game.

387 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5502 01:57

>>386 wouldn't have fucked that up if he wasn't switching between DQN and hentai.

388 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5502 16:29

>>387 has a whole list of bookmarked hentai sites.

389 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5502 18:58

>>376 returns to make sure that >>385 does not get away. He does this out of the same sense of duty >>388 feels as he reviews bishoujo on his blog.

390 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5503 00:21

THE FUCK YOU SAY TO ME NERD?

391 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5503 16:13

>>390 is insecure about his own nerdyness and so makes fun of his fellow nerds. Also, >>389's sense of duty was developed from JRR Tolkien's books.

392 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5508 16:14

>>391 does not want to be the thread-killer, and so I'm helping him to not be.

393 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5508 17:42

>>392 is the Legolas to >>391's adventurous spirit. The both of them will, after browsing all of DQN (and even posting!), proceed to LARP deep into the night.

394 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5508 23:25

>>393 Cosplays as a Ghostbuster and yells "Don't cross the streams!" while peeing at a trough urinal.

395 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5511 16:35

>>394 Is working on a time machine just so he can see Akira the day it hit the theater.

396 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5511 18:33

>>395 attempted to transform his room into a small cinema using a few rickety old wooden chairs and both his friends, so he could pretend, if just for a few moments, that he was attending the Akira premiere.

397 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5511 20:07

>>396 rides around on his segway yelling "TETSUOOOOOOOOOOO" at old ladies.

398 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5511 22:54

>>397 Commissioned a motorcycle customizer to make a duplicate of the famous motorcycle in Akira. He had to sell the rarest comic book in his collection in order to afford it.

399 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5511 23:07

>>398 frequently induces headaches upon himself in hopes of developing telekinetic powers. Unfortunately this only has the effect that his head hurts a lot and attains extremely hard erections.

400 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5512 00:14

>>400 has telekinetic powers and used them to blow up Tokyo.

401 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5512 04:03

>>400 is actually >>401 but accidentally murdered the real >>401 because he has little control over his newly acquired telekinetic powers. Wait a second.....

NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO----

402 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5512 05:00

>>401 is actually >>402 who used the just finished time machine by >>395 to stop >>400 who is actually >>401 who accidentally murdered the real >>401 with his telekinetic powers.

403 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5512 06:22

>>402 could carry on a chronologically convoluted conversation for hours but nobody would listen except for >>404 who is now >>403 (>>404 disappeared along with >>401) so unless he can find the original >>404 he will be lonely forever.

404 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5512 15:31

>>403 Is still deciding what time he should program into >>395's machine

405 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5513 10:08

>>404
Is such a noob that he didn't make a joke about his post being 404.

406 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5513 11:54

>>405 is such a nerd he noticed 404 is the same as an HTTP error code.

407 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5514 01:00

>>406 knows HTML error codes.

408 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5515 07:43

>>407 Writes his own custom HTML error pages featuring an anime character shaking her head.

409 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5515 15:59

>>408 knows each and every anime character used by >>407 in his custom error pages.

410 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5516 15:51

>>409 didn't make a joke about formula 409 so therefore he is a n0ob.

411 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5516 15:56

>>410 knows the exact chemical composition of Formula 409.

412 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5516 16:45

>>411 sometimes fantasizes about being ravaged by feisty polymer chains.

413 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5517 22:26

>>412 Quotes the Paranoid Android when he is depressed.

414 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5517 22:40

>>413 Doesn't use a parachute to skydive. He uses the greatest Gatchaman cosplay ever.

415 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5518 00:32

>>414 uses .jp proxies to post on 2ch.

416 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5518 21:43

>>415 Can smuggle anything past the great firewall of .ch

417 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5519 03:10

>>416 The trekkie who has never been defeated in a "Spock is superior to Kirk" argument finished in a draw with the trekkie that never was defeated in a "Kirk is superior to Spock" argument.

They then put aside their differences in order to prove that Star Trek is superior to Star Wars.

418 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5519 07:18

>>417 lost to >>416 and his friend when trying to prove that Star Wars is superior to Star Trek

419 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5521 12:13

>>418 was upset that Babylon 5 never entered into the conversation between >>417, >>416 and >>416's friend, but his own failure to bring it up due to his fear of social rejection only adds further to his feelings of self-loathing.

420 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5521 14:34

>>419 believes that if he, >>418 and >>417 were to form a debate trio, they could flawlessly prove the reigning superiority of Babylon 5.

421 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5521 22:38

>>420 has had wistful dreams about being a Babylon 5 character, only to wake up and feel horribly, horribly alone.

422 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5522 08:30

>>421 dreams about cruising across the universe with Tuvok

423 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5522 08:45

>>422 dreams about >>421 and >>420 on a epic quest to achieve the golden >>419

424 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5522 16:07

>>423 is collaborating with Clonepa #46 to turn his post into a visual novel.

425 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5522 20:53

>>424 cosplays as Prof. Oak and knows all the Pokéraps.

426 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5523 01:56

>>425 Crossplays as Sailor Moon

427 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5523 06:05

>>426 sews the costumes to facilitate it.

428 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5523 08:34

>>427 assures >>425 that he isn't fat and ugly in hopes of getting some otaku action. >>426 sits in a corner, crying and masturbating at the same time.

429 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5523 12:16

>>428 secretly wishes he was a mahou shoujo like Sailor Moon, so he could dress up in cute costumes with ribbons on them.

430 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5524 01:23

>>429 Is a member of >>428's support group, and a Card Captor Sakura crossplayer.

431 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5524 15:50

>>430 tries to find all the connections between Tsubasa and Cardcaptor Sakura.

432 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5524 19:52

>>431 is a connection between Tsubasa and Cardcaptor Sakura, seeing as how he's intently watched and read everything ever released by CLAMP.

433 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5525 01:40

>>432 Went to an eye surgeon to have his eyes appear more anime-like. The surgeon misunderstood, and proceeded to use lasik and get rid of those nerdy glasses.

434 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5527 00:02

>>433 understands all the anime references in this thread.

435 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5527 03:58

>>434 wrote a search algorithm rivaling that of Google which scours the internet looking for and cataloging anime references in forum posts made by people who are most likely girls. He has not acted on this information yet.

436 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5527 12:10

>>435 Owns the soundtrack CD to every hit videogame that had one, plus several soundtrack CDs from umpopular videogames. For videogames that never had a soundtrack CD he made a file format converter, burned the converted files to a disc, and then printed a disc label that looks like the real thing.

437 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5527 17:05

>>436
Posted in this thread

438 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5527 17:43

439 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5527 18:40

>>438 makes ample usage of double-quoting to save himself from using his squeaky, terribly high-pitched voice.

440 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5528 01:03

>>439 Is a guy that speaks Japanese in a terribly squeaky high-pitched voice, because he learned it from bishoujo anime and Dance Dance Revolution songs.

441 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5528 01:36

>>440 is a Japanese Panda

442 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5528 01:48

>>441 was kind enough to make >>440's Panda costume for free, because he learned the fine art of clothes making, and has a full time job making really fine complex costumes, selling for thousands of dollars each. Too bad >>441 Could have been making more money if he know how to make fancy wedding dresses.

443 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5528 21:51

>>442 has memorized the name and role of every named character in the Legend of Zelda series, and most of the roles of the unnamed ones

444 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5528 22:46

>>443 Learned how to shape metal, only to make copies of famous swords. Now he is combining that with other sciences so that he can stab someone from across the room, the way Link does when he has a full set of hearts.

445 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5529 14:18

>>444 learned how to shape metal, only to make copies of mahou shoujo staffs.

446 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5529 16:20

>>445 knows the names of at least 200 different mahou shoujo anime, and has costumes for cosplaying as the main characters in each one (costumes designed by >>441).

447 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5529 18:02

>>446 spends his days on the internet pushing people to talk about mahou curtian shooters to the exclusion of all else

448 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5529 23:21

>>447 got bored learning insignificant anime statistics, and instead went to learn about every Japanese movie that resembles Godzilla in some way.

449 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5530 00:25

>>448 attempted to enact a law which would banish all American Godzilla films in virtue of their "culturally insensitive material". Much to his dismay, this only served to bring more attention to Godzilla's foreign legacy. He is now unable to feel smugly superior while enjoying "Godzilla eats sushi and only slightly enjoys his meal" (1969).

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