You may have more time to think out your thought before posting, but it has to be an extension of the original.
Nobody came by my house so I get to keep all the... uh, poison butter cups.
No one came to my house, so my playing of TF2 and drinking wasn't interrupted :3
it is so cold
sex, i want
ungun
さぁ 何が欲しいの？ 何を求めるの？
Acer computers suck. What a bunch of Aceholes for making such crappy computers.
dqn dqn lol
Under the moon loli to issho
Last night I exited a thread that was moving at its full speed. I thought I would be smashed.
OBAMA
I just realized I never draw anything but young boys. Maybe all the young girls I thought I drew weren't girls at all.
holy shit my interneet actually works for once
i think i will go watch torabora
seriously, pancake and sausage on a fucking stick
sex, i want it, with her
Tadatadadadatadadadatadadadada...Hell March 1 from C&C:RA3 OST!..captcha cegotion... recognition... negotiation...Wtf?
>>463 i want it, with him, but he's upstairs playing magic the gathering with his friend, i hate nerds.
It's good to see some diversity on DQN. I support your homosexual orientation, >>465, and welcome you with open arms.
Yes! King Gainer is torrent finished!
...
It's subbed in Italian.
>>467
i don't see a problem if you payme enough ;)
I'm supposed to be working.
As a troll, SlimVirgin of Wikipedia is my new target!
Aha, my captcha was funny
I didn't buy coffee to wake up. I bought it as a mood improver to deal with the agony of arguing with my cell phone provider.
Roll ups, chiptunes and MST3K = My Weeknights.
First cigarette in 30 hours, it feels so good.
hurrrrr
Why the hell did I ever consider buying princess debut? I never really wanted to be a princess.
The title "Princess Debut" promises much more than it actually delivers.
what the hell is princess debut?
I really want to put it in a princess's butt, but I guess I might have to settle for a prince with very girly features.
Please, please, please sister Socrates, you always answer with a question show some kindness to a petty thief
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) ALCOHOL!
Putting up with family, 'friends', living in a shitty fucking village in the middle of nowhere and commuting to university some 15 miles away = pain in the neck.
And my parents want me to get a job AND have more of a social life. Ha!
You know when it's time to move out.
Bawwww less
i really have to poop
;)
I kissed a girl in a club last night, little did she know I'd been watching her all night, kissing lots of boys. So I took her firmly by the shoulders, spun her round, pushed her away then made a rude gesture with my hand. Then I winked at my friend.
stream of consciousness is a typed out stream of thought without any punctuation or barriers to prevent its flow from one thought to the next which causes stream of consciousness to be one of the most disjointed yet flowing forms of prose whereas on the other hand stream of consciousness is very hard to understand with no obvious signals for beginning middle or end which can cause confusion among the uninitiated fortunately this is not a big problem because when you think about it stream of consciousness is a typed out stream of thought without any punctuation or barriers to prevent its flow from one thought to the next which causes stream of consciousness to be one of the most disjointed yet flowing forms of prose whereas on the other hand stream of consciousness is very hard to understand with no obvious signals for beginning middle or end which can cause confusion among the uninitiated fortunately this is not a big problem because when you think about it stream of consciousness is a typed out stream of thought without any punctuation or barriers to prevent its flow from one thought to the next which causes stream of consciousness to be one of the most disjointed yet flowing forms of prose whereas on the other hand stream of consciousness is very hard to understand with no obvious signals for beginning middle or end which can cause confusion among the uninitiated fortunately this is not a big problem because when you think about it stream of consciousness is a typed out stream of thought without any punctuation or barriers to prevent its flow from one thought to the next which causes stream of consciousness to be one of the most disjointed yet flowing forms of prose whereas on the other hand stream of consciousness is very hard to understand with no obvious signals for beginning middle or end which can cause confusion among the uninitiated fortunately this is not a big problem because when you think about it
SAITAMA SAITAMA SAITAMA
Hahaha this thread is pretty funny.
Also I just masturbated twice and my hands are sticky. Hopefully other people in the house are asleep by now, since I'm going to take the semen-stained papertowels to the bathroom without anyone noticing. Maybe I should stop typing. Okay I'll stop typing.
Mittens!
Are you high? That's the sort of thing I write when I am high.
I don't smoke drugs, I smoke fools like >>496 on the b-ball court.
I'm so worried, I have lots of work to do for this week. I can't let anyone know though, because I'm famous for my easy-going attitude.
I have 10 life sketches to do, and a Flash-based Touhou ripoff with accompanying sketchbook, then a Japanese exam on Monday. Please wish me luck (つд⊂)
hey, what happened to the new picture on DQN? it was some girl...
urmom
If I'm going to be wasting my parent's money, I might as well enjoy myself while I do so.
ow this zit hurts
I hope whoever marks my coursework understands what I meant artistically when I burnt my sketchbook
Art snobs like to declare what is and isn't artistic. I would say "Fuck them right up their asses" but I think they would enjoy that too much.
I know I would.
Art is what you get away with.
A work of art is the unique result of a unique temperament.
☼¿☼
\___/ PARRRP
We could use a song thread.
You don't have to say please.
These bits that don't rhyme
It's a metaphor for us
ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH
The History Channel greatly exagerates the current financial crisis by calling it the beggining of the next Great Depression.
Tomorrow I need to do a bit of katakana revision, then read through all the culture printouts we got, and then some listening practice with the free cd in my textbook.
I'm not worried about failing, I just want to do well.
Sensei told us that last year there was a question in the exam that she hadn't taught, so even if they didn't answer she gave them a mark. Then for the listening part where we have to listen to the tape and write down the words in kana, she said she'd give us half a mark if we even write half a word in romaji.
So I'm not worried.
i went to a korean supermarket today; they have 20 different kinds of salt
I can't believe I have to pay for sex on my birthday.
If there are 20 kinds of salt, does that mean 20 different ways to kill slugs?
b b _**_hayllo_**_
I'm not interested in posting in this thread and I don't want to. But I will, because I had the sudden urge.
I think Patchi's really pretty, I think I would go out with her
I may be going to jail. Or maybe I got off scot-free. But if I'm going to jail, I need to make arrangements and kill myself first.
I've heard English people say "Oh, you shouldn't use the term scot-free in case you offend Scottish people"
Well, it can hardly be worse than wearing a kilt in cold weather.
Me and my chums are going out on Hogmanay with our kilts on. It might be chilly on my willy but I will dance the cold away
I hope this rift forming between DQN and SAoVQ is just a temporary thing.
>>531
Considering that we're the same three people posting over and over, I'd hope so, too.
I really wish I could like Bleach like everyone else, I really do, but whenever I try to watch an episode or read a bit of the manga I have to stop midway through, go outside, and beat my dog.
( ˃ ヮ˂) BUMP WHILE DRUNK LOL
>>538 HELL YES NIGGA.
ALSO VERICODE = TONGING , WHAT I DID TO YOUR MOM
>>540
( ˃ ヮ˂) ME TOO MAN, I'M GLAD SHE GOT HER TONGUE PIERCED LIKE I ASKED HER TO!
Ah.... I wonder if I should bring this thread back to the front page with all of my zany thinking. My captcha's "げ." Sweet, I love those that I barely have to type. Just two keystrokes. For the letters, at least. ... Yes, just two letters for a captcha. Two. The two letters that make my day easier. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. It doesn't even sound like a goddamn word anymore, and yet I keep saying it. Two. Two. Two. Wow. Two. My post was executed with much ease with such a short captcha. Remember when DQN didn't have captchas? We just took that shit for granted. Two. But with captchas that can be nearly twice or three times as large as- Two. Two. Two. Two. It's the annoyance we just stand before making our posts. It's a bit of a nuisance, but it's always a pleasure posting here. Two. Just two letters is the cost of posting here. I'm paying two letters to submit this post. Two. Only two. Usually it'd be more, like a six- or maybe seven-letter captcha. But this is only two. Two.
Two.
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Two can even be typed as one character, 2. Yet it has three letters. 3. Two has three letters, but can be typed as one number. One number. Just one. Or three. Three. It's the keystrokes like this I'd love to save daily. If this wasn't such a long post, such a short captcha would have been to my advantage, as two letters would have been a larger percentage of my post, as apposed to such a small, graudally decreasing percentage that would go along with such a post like this. Why do I even type the captchas first? Is it just because I want to get it over with? What if I decide not to submit the post? Typing those 6 letters would have been very well near pointless. But in this case it's two. Only two. Just two. A mere two. A minor two. Just two keystrokes. Two. I type over 120wpm, even maxing out at 160wpm at times, depending on the test. Two. You see, each wpm measuring test is done in a different way, so no matter how good, or bad you are, you'll get a different measurement of wpm for each different test. Two. So in this case, it's only meaningful to compare and/or contrast your measurement to other's. It's all relative. Two. But, you see, with my typing speed, it would be apparent that I can type over two letters in one second. It's less than a second. A fraction of it. Two. It wouldn't be such a nuisance to me now, would it? I mean, it's only a second of my life. The average lifespan of a human male is about ~80 years. Two. So realisticly, let's just use 76. 76 years. One second out of that would be spent typing the captcha. There's a lot of other things that are going on in my life in comparison to typing two letters. Most things take minutes, hours, days, weeks. But this takes a second. And so I slice a part of my life to type out this second time...
ge
>>542 "wpm" stands for words per minute. So you're saying you can type two words a second, not letters. 2 letters per second isn't that fast really.
A+ post though. Would read again.
that guy wrote a lot i wish i could write a lot i cant though
I'm a bad perosn for laughing at traffic jams.