[Contentless]ITT [ITT] you post right now [ASAP] your current thought.[Brains] [Thinking] [Personal] (999)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5406 23:05

You may have more time to think out your thought before posting, but it has to be an extension of the original.

601 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5633 22:01

i already noticed your condom. did you use it on a girl? and also, where do you get chocolate condoms. now i notice how dumb it is to start a conversation in such a thread.

602 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5634 17:36

Yes I used it on a girl >>601 and my penis swelled up, not just in the good way.
I put a coin in a condom machine in a toilet in a bar and it gave me a chocolate one and a champagne one. I haven't tried the champagne one yet but I bet it wasn't made in the Champagne region of France, so they are most likely wrong to be using the word champagne. They should say sparkling wine flavour condom.

I didn't even know a vagina had tastebuds till my mother told me.

603 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5634 19:22

Champagne Condoms must feel sparky, right?

604 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5635 03:41

I do not want to have sex with Pandas also it is 4:40 am also I am alone on a laptop at some friend's flat and I am the only person not sleeping or fucking or sleep-fucking why me?

605 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5635 09:25

DQN really has only 5 users? Oh lord...

606 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5635 10:30

I'd like to see proof of 5 users, if even that.

607 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5635 10:45

>>605,606

Same person.
Including myself.

608 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5635 16:54

DQN has more than 5 users.

I just showed up yesterday, so I make 6.

nyoro~n =3

609 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5635 17:59

I'll only reveal this once.

All of the posts on this entire site are being made by one person.

Alright, back to what we were doing.

610 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5635 18:50

I only lurk here, usually.

You six need to liven the place up a bit, maybe get some new mittens.

611 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5635 19:32

>>603
We'll let you know, but only if you're really interested

612 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5635 21:05

dude, yum yum soups are pretty hot. maybe even hotter than my ex-gf... but on the other hand i can't talk to 'em. but hey i can eat both of 'em!

613 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5636 01:52

I wish I had something witty to say

614 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5636 14:46

>>611
I wonder how you've stayed alive till now...

615 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5636 15:34

braaaaaaaains

616 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5636 17:13

i need to stop sitting in front of my computer and DO something, damnit...

617 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5638 05:52

My kind, sweet, almost 60-year-old uncle just sent me an email telling me he just got through committing an act of violence against another person.

Why is the only response I can think of is "pics or it didn't happen"?

618 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5638 05:55

In hindsight I guess it's a good thing he feels so close to me that he would share something like that with me.

619 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5638 05:58

...

Uncle, noooooooooo. How could you do something like that? ;-;

620 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5638 06:31

cap-chan

621 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5638 07:27

ffcffffffffghgfraf,jssx.

622 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5638 16:07

>>614
It's not supposed to mean a thing!

623 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5638 16:25

>>622
( ´ω`) Get off the roof!

624 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5638 16:29

It's just three letters, I-T-T YEN.

625 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5638 20:09

you need to use sessiuns

626 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5639 12:43

enduser is awsm

627 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5639 20:09

Enduser is, at heart, what's left, we sadly know

628 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5639 21:25

i dont get that last statement, was it directed at "left" by enduser?

629 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5642 15:11

I should really finish my Megaman II savestate.

630 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5642 22:53

>>628 it seems kinda cold...

631 Name: ENKI-][ : 1993-09-5643 00:31

Tod zu den maschinen. Black sheep are still sheep. Law and order are unrelated. Therefore, I am.

632 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5643 02:30

>>630
That's probably the most depressing post I've ever read.

633 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5643 16:13

>>632 Actually, it is probably the last truly ＤＱＮ post you'll ever read.

634 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5643 19:43

i thought this was the "post unhappy things" thread. how embarassing.

635 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5643 20:58

>>632 Probably the last truly ＤＱＮ post you'll ever *want* to read.

636 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5644 19:50

>>635
If I want to read more, does that make them no longer truly DQN?

637 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5645 08:04

I'm not gonna start a rant about how my captcha is と

638 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5645 12:28

under the captcha >>637 と issho

639 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5645 23:03

>>636
They're not supposed to mean a thing

640 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5646 21:53

tanasinn, t..a..n. or don't think, feel

641 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5647 13:09

（　´_ゝ｀） My thoughts are too meh to announce publicly.

642 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5647 13:10

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ My thoughts are too important to announce publicly.

643 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5647 13:31

( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A-WITH-A-TEETH-A

644 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5647 14:35

the game. i know this makes me sound like a butt from the butthole of the internet, but i really lost it.

645 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5647 18:51

The Game was never funny online...

646 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5648 10:44

I wonder what it'd be like if my arm was a giant sausage. Like, a really big sausage. Not as big as you may think, but just...really...really...big. Very big. Huge.

647 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5648 11:13

>>639
Your arsenal.

648 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5648 11:24

If I were manly enough that I could withstand the resultant pain, I'd cut my dick off.

649 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5648 11:54

>>648
You know what? Me too actually. It would be cool.

650 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5648 13:05

How would a dickless man pee?

651 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5648 14:52

Does the guy in "what" scream "fuck you" ? Is there a reason for asking questions here? Is there a reason to live? What am I doing now? Do i even have money left? I should turn off the computer.

652 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5648 18:14

>>650
No soap... radio!

653 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5650 13:12

my captcha is skazz which is a combination of ska and jazz

654 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5650 13:49

It's been done.

655 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5651 08:35

I still hate my job.

656 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5651 14:38

I~
Met you~
Before the fall of Rome~

657 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5651 15:25

unknown chan which i cannot name here is no longer what it once was. a pity. i blame 4chons and all the other big *chans. shame on them. if this were no "post your thoughts ASAP"-thread i would not even talk about such tragical matters here. this place is almost pure. as if american internet culture never set foot here.

658 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5651 20:46

>>657

Well, ain't it great then that text isn't popular in the west?

659 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5652 01:36

I think I could make a fortune by inventing a soap that is impossible to drop while in prison.

660 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5652 05:08

pssst...soap on a rope.

661 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5652 05:49

I used to be a sweet boy, holding so tightly to daddy's hand... but that was all a long time ago. A blazer and a tie, and a big bright healthy smile, used to make all my troubles and trials worth it.

But something went wrong. I'm not to blame though.

662 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5655 07:24

oh ogd I have to sleep otherwise very bad things will happen.

663 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5655 08:08

I'm pretty worthless

664 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5655 09:32

adsasdadddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd

665 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5655 12:34

my god godflesh is so fucking awesome. and awesome is an overused word.

666 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5655 14:10

essen mir!

667 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5655 16:25

i totally forgot that i just had the 666th post while downloading doom 3.

668 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5657 00:34

crabcakes and finnegan butter churn cookie crumble pass gas gofer multiply echo echo charlie delta negative fun movie speed nuzzle nogin mean see alfie door in a buffalo wing

669 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5657 01:46

Chilling out to Aphex Twin, doodoodoodooodooodoodoodoo Girl/Boy Song! I love this song! pluck pluck pluck, pluck pluck pluck, pluck pluck pluck...

670 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5662 16:54

( ﾟ -ﾟ) It has come to my attention that most of the posts in this board revolve around some witty pseudointellectual comment or extreme dadaism.

( ﾟ -ﾟ) ...

( ˃ ヮ˂) MITTENS

671 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5663 02:20

daisy, daisy, give me your answer do

672 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5664 01:22

kore.

...sore!

ATARASHI

673 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5665 03:40

hate hate hate hate hatena nobi nobi nobi nonbiri to

674 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5665 04:53

fnweAiofjaegoawjojgaweo[gj gbjiiiiiiiiieu9paeip I NEED SLEEP NOT MORE WORK

675 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5665 14:57

NESS NESS NESS NESS NESS NESS NESS NESS
NESS NESS NESS NESS NESS NESS NESS NESS
NESS NESS NESS NESS NESS NESS NESS NESS
NESS NESS NESS NESS NESS NESS NESS NESS
NESS NESS NESS NESS NESS NESS NESS NESS
NESS NESS NESS NESS NESS NESS NESS NESS
NESS NESS NESS NESS NESS NESS NESS NESS
NESS NESS NESS NESS NESS NESS NESS NESS

I...Feel...H..A..P..P..Y...

676 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5665 17:41

Holy fuck the Valkyrie's here today ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃

677 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5666 01:53

Someone just went through my MAGICAL PORTAL to SAoVQ.

678 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5666 02:08

Today I tried out almost-drowning myself. I put my face fully into a sink full of water and took a sharp inward breath underwater, and immediately puked it into the toilet

679 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5666 04:42

cubition is my captcha.

I now have ambition for cube-related affairs, I guess.

680 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5666 10:09

aufgeschneiszeszaufgesplitterteins

681 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5667 14:50

I still need to find a place to download sharpnel. All my efforts of blogsearching it are futile, since they only lead to 1-click hosters that suck balls. Like letitbit or uploaded.to, for example. If this were not a [Contentless] thread, i'd not even talk about such embarassing facts.

682 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5667 16:35

What am I doing here when UCAS needs to be finished yesterday?

683 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5667 17:54

>>681 Is it Otaku Overclocks you are looking for? I could upload it somewhere if you want

684 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5667 19:18

>>683
STOP DISCUSSING CONTENT

685 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5667 19:48

>>684
　　 ∧＿∧　　　／￣￣￣￣
　　（　´∀｀）　＜　オマエモナー
　　（　　　　） 　　＼＿＿＿＿　
　　｜ ｜　|
　　（_＿）＿)
Unless you reply without reading the recent posts, your thoughts will inevitably be influenced by their content.

686 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5667 23:52

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687 Name: backup.filterserver.de : 1993-09-5668 11:34

fusianasan proves it: My internet connection is castrated and nobody ever told me. THIS is why rapeshare does not work. And IRC. And torrents. Fuck it.

688 Name: backup.filterserver.de : 1993-09-5668 11:38

>>683-san, you are right. It IS otaku overclocks. could you maybe upload it to mediafire or megaupload? I already stated before that most filehosters do not work, and torrents are painfully slow. I would be more than grateful, and also stop discussing content in this thread.

689 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5668 16:23

>>682
UCAS? You should have finished that last July.

690 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5668 22:52

>>688 wait, do you mind if it's in AAC? I'll megaupload it or i can post the files individually on 420chan's /m/ board

691 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5668 23:00

Is there a kanji symbol for the word "retro"?

692 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5668 23:13

Seriously, who didn't expect web porn 2.0 to be full of idiots webcamming themselves jackin' it?

693 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5669 00:16

>>690
http://img.420chan.org/m/res/79339.html

694 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5669 00:30

>>690
Are you the one who transcodes everything to AAC for no damn reason?

695 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5669 00:34

>>694
I do have a reason

696 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5669 00:43

>>695
You just like to bug the tar out of everyone else, don't you?

697 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5669 02:52

i have 400gb of hentai and soon i will rule the world

698 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5669 04:43

>>696 No, I don't like how I do so many /r/s but I still disappoint because of my formatting

I just like consistency, coupled with trying to cut quality to save space on my iPod

699 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5669 06:21

Man, I'm tired.

700 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5669 15:20

700GET!

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