You may have more time to think out your thought before posting, but it has to be an extension of the original.
goddamn split ends
nerds
jocks
To be responsible for something means to accept something related. Because to be responsible for something automatically brings the concept of "good" and "bad" actions - that's what defines what we're responsible for. For instance, when we're responsible for the safety of our young sibling, we're responsible because we're "stronger" (physically and mentally), and it is our duty to help the weak. To do otherwise would be considered "evil".
We weren't dancing anywhere near that guy and still he was trying to start a fight. We should have bottled him.
Why is it we consider our natural thought process as "wrong?"
It feels like I'm getting ill.
I decree today, that life is simply taking and not giving.
We kissed under the iron bridge (I ended up with sore lips) but it just wasn't like the old days anymore...
>>913
She had gotten a sex change since the last time I'd seen her. Him. Whatever.
>>914 Does the body rule the mind, or does the mind rule the body?
>>916
The monkish monsignor, with a head full of plaster, said "My man, get your vile soul dry-cleaned!"
DQNing it up, not giving a fuck, living life on the internet superhighway's fast lane!
I feel like I'm missing out on a lot of DQN culture by not being into ANIMES.
>>920
That's not anime, that's a video game.
And you don't need to know about the series of video game to take it easy.
cauliflower
say goodbye
i'm actually doing it. I'm actually crossdressing. I walked down the street wearing tights and a denim skirt, and a hairclip.
I'm not gay, but it was really exciting.
Most crossdressers/transvestites are not gay.
You would know that if you had ever bothered to watch a damn Eddie Izzard show.
It’s not a dress! It’s a chiton!
You’d know that if you were paying attention in class.
>>927 I know that, but I think the general assumption by Joe Public is it's only a gay thing.
Once I used my package manager to install a program, but for some reason when it finished, there was no trace of the program anywhere. And then I had to use the toilet. I put my butt in the toilet but nothing came out.
Sometimes I think my physical life is a mirror of my digital life.
36HH boobs
In the same line of thought, wouldn't your eyes - i.e the mirror of the soul - be the monitor and the only way to access your harddrive by delving into your eyes in a mirror? Yes, I am somewhat of a hopeless romantic.
no, you'rw just hopeless
Romantically hopeless. Loving, lovable, lovely, lovelorn, loveless.
Hey! There's someone posting here right now in this thread!
Oh.
Hi there!! shall we share enjoyable time and develop ourselves?
If enjoyable time involves mittens, I'm all for it
I really need to get some sleep...
in 100 years 9 billion new people will have been born and 12 billion will have died
The laughing heads all look the same.
The horn of your belly will sound
i filled a condom with bargain-basement shaving foam to recreate the "sensations" condoms my girlfriend likes.
I did the same thing too but I think she was enjoying it too much and she's getting chubby lately now that I think about it. ( ゚ -゚)
HI BILLY MAYS HERE
NO WAIT NOT ANYMORE
:(
I wonder, in what way Anno will explain the death of Mari's mother?
Super Maria Sisters
I'd celebrate the one-year anniversary of this thread but I'm exactly 10 days late.
It's still 1993. No idea what the fuck you're talking about.
eternal september.
I haven't enjoyed browsing 4chan for years, so why cant I stop myself from wasting hours of my life there every single day?
>>955 Try visiting other boards on other sites. When I fully realised how shit 4chan is, I found 99chan's /move/, pooshlmer, and half of 420chan filled all my holes at full force
OH GOD HERE COMES THAT STINGRAY AGAIN
Jane won Masterchef. Also, I'm slightly thirsty!
It's dark outside.
I have a question about Garage Kits, is CC's ass a separate piece?
kawaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
I want to go to the libary today and take out a book for getting a divers license and take a book out about something random like fish. i like space books with pictures of jupiter's moons.
eoheheheheheohoheheheheyohehehehouhouhouheheee e e e e e e e e
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LvANW7mliBQ
DQN would be better if links opened in a new window with Safari
>>966
middle-click and command-click may just be the right command for you
i play with myself every day
I have a very strong urge to release the emergency mittens...
i think in a minute or so i'll explode
I'm cold and I'm shivering even though it's summer time this sucks
Summer? In my September?
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>>967 I know, but everywhere else links automatically open in new windows
And anyway, I command+alt+click on my macbook
Post #976? Thread is almost over! Will I be able to claim >>999 for my own sake?
why do all the chans suck lately? and why am i listening to shit music all day lately? AAAH
I sold four cigarettes for £10. The pack of ten only cost about £2.
I also sold 4 sniffs of my poppers for £4.
Also, I paid £6 to get into the club , but then pinched £12 worth of drinks so it's been a pretty good night :)(
Why did I buy a green body pillow with white polka dots on it? Just because it was soft?
Yes, that was what it was.
Good buy.
I should really go to bed. Haha, that guy said he lived down the street and it turned out that "down the street" was the homeless shelter.
Donkey cocks.
This is coincidental because I have just played Donkey Kong and got into a conversation about how Clerks 2 was a total disappointment.
I fucked a guy and he fucked me. That's all.
man, my head hurts.
fffffffff.
J-core makes me happy but I will never tell anyone IRL that I listen to it.
J-core makes me happy and I tell people too much IRL that I listen to it.
I just ate a bunch of Kraft parmesan cheese, straight from the tube.
Geez, commoner, what were you doing over there just now? Anyway, you a~~-bsolutely have to summon me today, you hear?! <(○`ε´○)> angry
Less than 200 days till September 6000, I am so excited!
what the fck did i just watch srsly i don get it laser sword angel wtf
I never did find the queen in that ant colony I disturbed by mistake today. I wonder if she's looking for me because I destroyed her civilization :(
My ceiling fan reminds me of the choppers
Just one more post, and then I'll go to bed...
Wow only a few more until 1000. Threads end on DQN, right?
No, 999. It's a much more interesting number.
It's like... big, but not four digits big. lawzzer was a good captcha, I shouldn't have wasted it here. Too late.
Ahahaha I like the new name guy, I want his number so we can talk and shit
I don't want to end this thread and have the responsibility of making a new one, as last time I carried on a successful thread I made a typo in the first post.
rebel, rebel, doo doo dodo doo doo doo doo